A good laugh

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1. Ah-Dai's mother was going to visit someone and told Ah-Dai, "The adults aren't home, so you have to watch the door!"
Ah-Dai readily agreed, "Don't worry, go ahead!"
Not long after his mother left, his neighbor's playmate, Zhu-Zi, came to him and said, "There's a play going on at the village entrance, let's go see it!"
"My mom told me to watch the door, I can't go," Ah-Dai said seriously. Zhu-Zi
looked at him and said mysteriously, "Let's take the door with us
and carry it to the play." Ah-Dai thought for a moment, "That's right!
We can watch the door and see the play at the same time, killing two birds with one stone!" So, the two of them found some tools and, with great effort, dismantled the door, then happily carried it to the play.
2. a: "What are you saying in your sleep that's so hurtful, wife?" b:
"My husband's back, you'd better leave!"
a: "Is there anything more hurtful than this?"
b: "My husband's back, you'd better leave!"
a...
3. Last night, after finishing overtime, I hailed a taxi and waited for more than ten minutes before a driver finally agreed to take me for a journey of less than four kilometers.
After I got in the car, the driver started giving me his advice: "Always getting refused fares, huh? Next time, bring a small suitcase with your laptop. With that outfit, just stand on the side of the road, and cars will scramble to stop. They'll tell you you're going to the airport, but when you ask, it's only the starting fare! You'll be crying!"
Driver, you're truly a model of integrity...
4. Broken glass tastes like human blood when you lick it. What's the principle behind this? Let me explain. The reason is that glass is shaped using molten iron, and human red blood cells also contain iron, so the taste is somewhat similar. You can verify it yourself if you don't believe me.
5. Man: Beautiful lady, you're like a flower!
Woman: Hehe, you're so good with words. What do you do for a living?
Man: Oh, I'm a florist!
Woman: Get lost...

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