Brother-in-law, please don't do this!

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1. I took my wife hiking... We rested at a pavilion at the summit. I affectionately hugged her and pretended to kiss her forcefully, but she suddenly said, "Brother-in-law, don't do that!" So many people were staring at me then...
2. A young man ran a red light. A traffic policeman walked up to him sternly and said: "Fine, 5 yuan!"
The young man reluctantly took out his money, muttering: "What's so great about you? You'll end up in my hands sooner or later."
The traffic policeman was a little scared and asked: Which unit are you from?
The young man answered: The crematorium!
3. Several female colleagues usually like
During a chat, we once talked about how accurate our sixth sense was.
As we were talking, another female colleague walked over and, upon hearing this, immediately chimed in: "I don't like the sixth sense!"
Everyone asked why, and the woman replied: I like Durex.
4. The husband asked: What if I have an affair?
His wife smiled sweetly: I'm very gentle. At most, I'll cripple you, but I won't kill you!
The husband said, touched: You are so good!
The wife laughed and said: "If we can't be husband and wife, we can still be sisters!"
5. A beautiful actress went home after work one evening and went into the bathroom to rinse her mouth vigorously.
The husband asked anxiously, "What happened today?" The actress replied, "I filmed a kissing scene all afternoon, it was disgusting! I had to rinse my mouth as soon as I got home!" The husband was speechless. A few days later, the actress returned home and took a long shower. The husband was shocked and asked, "What? Did you film a sex scene today?"

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