If a teacher is humorous, students will have a hard time.

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1. On Friday, the teacher assigned homework like this: "Class, today is Friday. To reward you for signing in for 5 days, I'm giving you a special deluxe homework gift package!"
"Teacher, I forgot to sign it!"
"It's alright, here are some make-up attendance cards for you!"
Comment: Can I choose not to use the complimentary make-up attendance card?
2. The Chinese teacher was lecturing: "Some people have died, but their spirit lives on; some people live on..."
At this point, she suddenly grabbed my ear: "But you freaking fell asleep!"
Comment: You were asleep and you could still hear what the teacher said earlier? I'm impressed.
3. Xiaoming: Actually, smoking is often not for satisfying a temporary craving, but for thinking about things through high concentration. Don't you see many great people coming up with many good ideas while smoking?
Class teacher: What great ideas can you come up with in the toilet? Trying to come up with new ways to eat poop? Forget thinking, come to my office.
Comment: You don't really need that many reasons to smoke in the bathroom. The biggest problem is that when you get caught by the homeroom teacher, they won't even give you a cigarette and you still make a fuss.
4. Our math teacher is quite wealthy. Once, when I went to his house for tutoring, I saw that his house was decorated in a lavish, opulent style, but on that very classic wine rack, there was a bottle of soy sauce.
I asked curiously, "Teacher, why is there a bottle of soy sauce here?"
The teacher said quietly, "That's to warn you all to study hard and not be like this bottle of soy sauce, just going through the motions and wasting your time!"
I...
Comment: As a teacher, one should never forget to teach students the principles of being a good person.
5. The Chinese teacher said to a mischievous student, "You changed my religious beliefs. I used to be an atheist, but since meeting you, I've really seen ghosts!" The whole class burst into laughter.
Comment: My classmate is very capable; he could become a successful missionary in the future. Hmm, my teacher once called me a reckless fool…

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