I just got a girlfriend, and here are three more posts.

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1. I just got a girlfriend and asked her out to dinner. I asked her if I was handsome.
She said, "Being handsome can't put food on the table," then stared at me for a couple of seconds, ate a few bites of rice, then stared at me again, ate a few more bites of rice, and
finally lowered her head shyly, saying, "Being handsome makes food more appetizing." Comment: Looking at me can actually make food more appetizing too! I promise!
2. Attention everyone! Recently, there have been people selling animal organs again!! Be very vigilant! Avoid contact with strangers! Just now! I was peeing on the street, and someone asked me, "Do you want a bear face?" I didn't dare buy it!! Bears are protected animals!
Comment: This "me" is not me! Please don't take it personally!
3. Three men were bragging. Man A said, "My wife and I made love three times in one night, and the next morning she said to me, 'Honey, you were amazing!'"
Man B said, "My wife and I made love five times in one night, and the next morning she said to me, 'Honey, you're so good to me!'"
Man C said, "My wife and I made love once in one night." The other two laughed at him, and he continued, "The next morning she said, 'Honey, I want to rest for a bit...'"

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