Several original campus jokes

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1. Stomach ache
One day in class, a student had a severe stomachache and asked the student next to him for help.
"Hey XX, do you have any medicine for stomach aches?"
xx replied, "Yes, do you want some toilet paper?"
Comment: This student has a unique way of thinking.
2. Last place
The new homeroom teacher is a freak; he shouted during his lecture...
I like whoever gets the worst grades the most, especially the last one! The last one got sick, so the second to last one became the last one.
Comment: So even the last-place student can compete for a job.
3. The college entrance examination is destined to fail.
Another day, the homeroom teacher (math teacher) continued to lecture: Do you think that if you do well on regular tests, you're guaranteed a spot in the college entrance exam?
Let me tell you, I'm going to take into account all the possible mistakes you might make during the college entrance exam, because you can only fail in the college entrance exam, you can't... (interrupted by the students' laughter)
Comment: The teacher was so excited that he was incoherent; it turns out we were destined to fail.
4. Worse than pigs and dogs
One day in class, a math teacher said, "What is y? It's a set of numbers!" "What is (x, y)? It's a set of points!" How can a set of numbers and a set of points intersect?
Just like pigs and dogs, two completely different animals, once they mate, they become worse than pigs and dogs.
Comment: This is how the idiom "worse than pigs and dogs" came about.
5. Selling wontons
He continued his lecture: "If you want to apply to any colleges like XX or XXX, go home now, and I'll recommend you for admission."
What do you want to do in a place like that? Sell wontons?

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