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A three-year-old's self-questioning and self-answering 

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"Why can't the sapling walk?" "Oh, because it only has one leg. I have two..."
"One leg, that's great!"
"Why does the steamed bun leak oil when I eat it?" "Sorry, I bit it too hard and it cried."
"Why is it raining?" "Ah, the sky is too dirty from the dark clouds, it needs a wash."
"Why do raindrops fall down and not up?" "Because when they fall down, the ground catches them; the ground is their mother."
"Why did the rain stop again?" "It must have gotten tired of raining."
"Why is it thundering?" "Dark clouds have bad tempers and love to argue."
"Why is the moon sometimes fat and sometimes thin?" "Sometimes it listens to its mother and eats well, and sometimes it's naughty and doesn't eat well."
"Why does the sea keep calling out?" "Some waves have gone too far, and the sea is calling them back."
"Why do people travel by airplane?" "Because people don't have wings."
"Why are airplanes on the ground big, but airplanes in the sky small?" "To fly fast in the sky, you need to be like a bird."
"Why can't the kites fly far?" "Because someone is pulling on their bodies."
"Why don't I recognize many of these words?" "They didn't tell me their names."
"Why don't children need to buy tickets to ride the tram?" "They can sit on their mothers' laps."
"Why is there night?" "The sun needs to rest at night."
"Why does Dad love watching football matches on TV?" "Because he can't play football himself."
"Why do giant pandas walk so slowly?" "They learned it from their parents."
"Why are giraffes' necks so long?" "Because they always want to eat the leaves at the top of the trees."
"If a car's four wheels are racing, who will be the champion?" "When it's moving forward, the front wheels are the champion; when it's reversing, the rear wheels are the champion."
"Why do people have two ears?" "Grandma said that so that things can go in one ear and out the other. If they only go in and don't go out, they won't be able to hold anything."

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