You can earn a salary when you grow up.

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1. Mother: "Son, as long as you study hard, you can earn a salary when you grow up!"
Son: "Mom, is my salary delicious? I want to eat my salary right now!"
2. The father asked his son, "When you grow up, will you buy me a cell phone?"
Son: "Okay, Dad."
Dad: "Buy an apple."
Son: "I'll buy you a strawberry one, strawberry ones are delicious."
dad:"..."
3. I have a son who is a little over 2 years old.
Husband: Honey, how about you sell Mommy?
Baby: No!
Husband: Sell it and buy 5 bottles of Shuangwaiwai (a popular Chinese beverage brand)?
Baby: Okay!!
Husband: Buy five more sausages?
Baby: Okay.
Husband: Haha, you're too cheap, you're only worth a few dollars.
Me: Honey, how about we sell Daddy and buy two jelly candies?
Baby: Okay!
4. My daughter is six years old. One night she slept with us. My daughter and I went to sleep first, while my wife was surfing the internet. Then I heard the following sleep talking:
Daughter: Daddy, I want to eat something delicious.
Me: Go get it yourself if you want some... zzzzzz...
Then came the sound of my daughter smacking her lips.

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