Meaningful Master [6 items]

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1. Ideals are lofty, but reality is harsh. So why are realistic girls often quite voluptuous?
2. I went for a run this morning and saw a busty beauty running too. I jokingly asked, "Hey beautiful, does it feel good to bounce around like that when you run?"
She rolled her eyes at me and said, "Does it hurt when you bounce around like that?" Holy crap
, I was speechless!
3. On January 31st, I couldn't take it anymore, so I found an excuse to argue with my girlfriend and decided to sleep on the sofa for a few days to "replenish my kidneys."
4. Two men were playing by the river when they saw a beautiful woman fall into it.
A man was about to rush to the rescue, but another man stopped him, saying, "Wait a minute, we can't do CPR now."
5. My junior sister, pale-faced and frantic, ran to me and asked, "Senior brother! If someone's been poisoned by the 'Hehuan San' (a type of drug), do they need to sleep with a man to get the antidote?"
Hearing this, I
immediately started pulling down my pants and said, "Yes, junior sister, hurry up, there's no time to lose!" My junior sister grabbed my hand and said happily, "Great! Come with me, Master was just poisoned, and you're the only man around here!"
6. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, become a condom
! Today I'm going to personally deal with this female demon. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, become Viagra! Today I'm going to deal with this female demon.
Tang Sanzang: Today is so boring. Wukong, become a female demon!
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, I'm tired of this life, turn me into a female demon!
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, become me today!
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, you don't need to transform today.

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