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The humorous teachers and students couldn't help but burst into laughter. 

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1. "Hey deskmate, look how beautiful the sunset is!"
"Speak human language!"
"Why the hell aren't you out of school yet?!"
2. When I was in third grade, I always bullied my deskmate. Until one day, her dad came to bring her an umbrella. Seeing her dad's bald head, tattoos, and fleshy face,
I asked her, "What does your dad do?"
She said he sells drugs!
From then on, I never dared to bully her again! Until one day, I saw her dad selling rat poison on the street...
3. I studied art, and I asked my friend if I could draw a portrait of him as a class assignment.
He agreed, and after I finished and handed it in, I only got a C.
I asked why I got such a low score, and the professor said my proportions were wrong: "The head is too big, the shoulders are too broad, and the arms are too thin."
The next day, I took my friend to see the professor.
The professor glanced at my friend and said, "Okay, an A."
4. During class, I was engrossed in playing on my phone when suddenly the classmate sitting by the window shouted: "Attention, the principal is coming!"
I quickly hid my phone and cleared my throat, saying, "Class, today we'll be discussing Chapter 3.
" 5. To get rid of students who were sleeping in class, the teacher set up a bed next to the podium. Pointing to the bed, he said to the students, "From now on, anyone who sleeps in class can sleep here, so they won't feel uncomfortable lying down!"
As a result, by the end of the class, not a single student was sleeping.

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