Wife, you can't afford to mess with this person

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1. Wife: Look, that girl is so pretty.
Husband: Pretty? What's so
pretty about her? Wife: What do you mean! Why don't you agree with me?!
Husband: Pretty, pretty. Hey, don't go! Why are you ignoring me?
2. After choosing something on Taobao, I turned to my husband and said sweetly: Honey, I'll give you two choices: one, pay; two, starting today, we'll have sex twice a day
! My husband immediately said: I'll pay!
Then, he obediently sat down at the computer, glanced at the order, turned to me with a resentful look, and said: Did you buy Viagra?!
3. Me: "Honey, it's my birthday tomorrow, what are you going to get me?"
Husband: "What do you want? I'll try my best to give you anything."
Me: "I saw a diamond ring yesterday, it's so big and beautiful~"
Husband: "Um, you know, I'm a little short on cash lately..."
Me: "Haha, I was just kidding, do you think I'm that kind of vain woman? I just want you to give me three times tonight~"
Husband: "Let's go buy the diamond ring~"
4. My wife is a very romantic person. One night she suddenly woke me up and said: "Honey, come and see, there are so many beautiful stars outside."
As soon as I stood by the window, she said: "You watch my stars for me, I'm going to take a nap."
For the next seven days, she kept being romantic, kicking me in the middle of the night and saying: "Go check if my stars are still there."
This "happy period" only ended when I bought her a necklace.
5. Me: I've moved heaven and earth, how come I can't move you?

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