Luck or Luck, The Millionaire's High-Tech Skills, and Three Puns

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A group of explorers in the jungle unexpectedly discovered a bunch of mushrooms next to a tree. Captain John told everyone to pick the mushrooms and eat them for lunch. Just as the mushrooms were about to be cooked...
Then, the shrewd Mike warned everyone to be careful, as the food might be poisonous. He then fed a piece to the wolfhound beside him, and half an hour later, the dog was unharmed. Everyone then felt relieved and ate the rest.
The mushrooms were all gone. Two hours later, Mike rushed in to John, panicking, saying the dog had died. Everyone panicked and immediately went to the town hospital for medication and a stomach pump.
It was incredibly painful. Fortunately, thanks to timely treatment, everyone recovered. John said to Mike with relief, "Luckily, we're all alright. By the way, what about the dog?"
"It must have died a horrible death, right?" Mike shook his head. "No! It didn't even make a sound when my car ran over it."
Comment: Misunderstandings were caused by not listening to the other person's entire statement.
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Millionaire A was visiting Millionaire B's house. During their conversation, Millionaire A needed to use the restroom, so Millionaire B suggested he try out a new, high-tech toilet. After using it, Millionaire A felt...
Everything was fine, except he couldn't find any toilet paper. Just as he was getting anxious, he suddenly saw a button next to the toilet and pressed it. He felt a hand reach down to his buttocks to wash and wipe him.
He felt very comfortable. So he decided he wanted to buy a toilet like that too. A few days later, Rich Man B visited Rich Man A's house. Rich Man B needed to use the latrine. After defecating, he realized...
The toilet seemed similar to the one at home, so he pressed the button, and felt a gentle hand reach down to clean his bottom. A wave of tenderness washed over him.
So he pressed the button a few more times, and suddenly a young girl appeared, yelling at the rich man: "You fucking want to work me to death!"
Comment:
Manual transmissions offer more individuality than automatic transmissions.
3.
In ancient times, there was an old man in his seventies who, after his wife died, married a seventeen-year-old prostitute. His son was over thirty, and not long after, the old man's son died. The prostitute and...
The old man was crying at home. A gentleman, a monk, a Taoist priest, and a tailor were eavesdropping outside.
When the prostitute found out, she cried and said, "You never gave birth to me, you are my son!" The man, hearing this, slunk away.
The prostitute then cried, "Everyone says he's my son, and Chang (pronounced the same as monk) is my son!" Upon hearing this, the monk also left.
The prostitute then said, "He is not my son, but the Taoist priest is." Upon hearing this, the Taoist priest also left.
The tailor was left alone; he figured he couldn't be scolded now. The prostitute cried again, "I can't honor my son in this life, but I'll honor him on the road to the underworld!"
The tailor, feeling utterly dejected, left.

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