Laughter

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1. Drunken Chain
Title: Drunk driving accident leads to death
Answer: He deserves to die for being drunk.
Question: How should you address a woman who has been divorced many times?
Answer: All former "public" status was abandoned.
Title: A group of eunuchs holding a meeting
Answer: Nonsense
Title: Xiaoyu's mother berates Xiaoyu's father for being incompetent
Answer: Unable to stop (Yu's father cannot)
Title: The King of Hell's Diary
Answer: Full of lies
Title: People who commit rape do so because...
Answer: Too hasty
Title: Some people are like pigs
Answer: Pigs are like this.
Title: A dead man stood up from the cesspool
Answer: Resurrected through excrement.
Title: Drunkard Vomits Profusely
Answer: He deserved to be drunk.
2. Punishment
The platoon leader asked the soldier, "Are you tired of living?! I'm on duty and you're acting like a big shot with me!"
"Fine, give me a reasonable explanation, or I'm in big trouble! Damn it!"
Soldier A: "Reporting to the platoon leader... because we couldn't get a taxi, we walked back."
Platoon leader: "Very good! You'll walk the ranks on the parade ground for me all day tomorrow!"
The two soldiers, B and C, were so frightened they went limp...
The platoon leader asked Soldier B, "And you, Mr. Turtle..."
Yibing: "I...I forgot the time because I was watching an MTV, so..."
Platoon Leader: "Great! I'll prepare a TV on the command platform tomorrow so you can watch it all day!"
No eating or using the toilet!
Suddenly, Bingbing shouted excitedly…
Soldier C: "Platoon leader, I confessed myself. I went to a brothel..."
Platoon Leader: "Excellent! I'll find two soldiers to help you fire your pistol all day tomorrow!!"
3. Special skills
Xiaozhu: "I heard that everyone in your family has their own strengths."
Lele: "That's right!"
My dad loves playing the trumpet, my mom loves playing the piano, and my sister loves singing.
Xiaozhu: "Oh!"
What are your specialties?
Lele: "Be patient!"
4. Refusal
Employee: "The manager just called from home, I need to ask for leave."
Manager: "The company is incredibly busy, why would you need to take leave?"
Employee: "My wife told me to go home and clean."
Manager: "No!"
Employee: "Thank you! Thank you, Manager!"
5. Exclamation
The cow said: So many people drink our milk, yet no one calls us "Mom".
The squid said: Damn it, someone full of knowledge has become a thief!
The kangaroo said: "Alas, without money, no matter how big your pocket is, you're still just a kangaroo!"
The mouse said: "Sigh, how can I not get old if I'm always worrying about food and drink?"
The fly said: The biggest difference between me and the bee is that we have different tastes.
The centipede said: To save money, I never wear shoes.
Fish said: I'd rather die than go to an internet cafe!
The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, I died too young, and I've caused you all a lot of trouble!

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