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1. Yesterday, I was in a taxi, and the driver told me about his philosophy of life. He said, "I have a house, a car, my own business, I'm my own boss, how free I am! No one can order me around except the Emperor himself." I said, "Turn left at the road ahead." He said, "Okay." 2. An American forgot his toilet paper and had to ask for help on his WeChat Moments! More than 20 kind people brought him toilet paper within ten minutes! A Chinese person forgot their toilet paper and asked for help on WeChat Moments, receiving over 200 "likes" within ten minutes. 3. A college classmate, male, let's call him C, was living with his girlfriend outside of school. Apparently, they didn't use protection, and she got pregnant. The boy panicked and asked his family for help. His family was furious and simply ignored him. On Father's Day, C thought this was a good opportunity to please his father, so he immediately wrote a text message: "Happy Father's Day, balabala~~~~." He waited for his father's reply. Sure enough, less than five minutes later, his father replied. Only two words. "Happy together." 4. There's a fujoshi (a female fan of male-male romance) in my dorm. Her wish is to find a boyfriend in her freshman year, and another in her sophomore year. And by her junior year, she wants both men to be happily together. 5. "When are you most quiet?" "When I meet a teacher on the first day of school, when I meet my crush on the playground, when I meet relatives at home, when I meet strangers on the street. Other times I'm like a husky let loose." 6. My dad came to pick me up after school, but I didn't show up for a long time. Later, when he got home, he beat me up. He said I skipped class and didn't go to school. I felt wronged. My dad said he waited for me for an hour outside your elementary school! I said with tears in my eyes, "Dad, I'm in the first year of junior high now!!" 7. My dad came to pick me up after school, but I didn't show up for a long time. Later, when he got home, he beat me up. He said I skipped class and didn't go to school. I felt wronged. My dad said he waited for me for an hour outside your elementary school! I said with tears in my eyes, "Dad, I'm in the first year of junior high now!!"

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