The stock market is a thrilling and terrifying game [11 examples]

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1. In celebration of Father's Day, more than 2,000 stocks on the Shanghai and Shenzhen stock exchanges shouted in unison: "Down!"
2. These days, the feelings of most stock investors are like this: Audi -----> Alto -----> Omni -----> Oreo -----> Oh my god!
3. Buying on dips in the stock market is like a friend promising to treat you to dinner sometime—who knows when that will actually happen.
4. Finding a partner is like investing in stocks. At first, you choose for yourself, but in the end, it all comes down to friends introducing you to someone, and most of the time, you end up dumping them in a mess.
5. If you have friends who invest in stocks, please treat them kindly and don't provoke them. When eating zongzi (sticky rice dumplings), remember to peel them for them, because the green wrappers are unpalatable to them.
6. I asked a senior stock trader in the group for advice on stock trading. He told me to read a few books, saying that they could help me.
What did I say?
He sent me a book list: *Falling in Love with These Penniless Days*, *I'm Poor but I'm Happy*, and *Living is Happiness*.
7. Seeing that Zhongxin Pharmaceutical, which produces quick-acting heart-saving pills, bucked the trend and surged by nearly 5%! What about fire protection concept stocks? Those that make air cushions, they'll definitely rise too, right?
8. In 278 BC, Qu Yuan used four times leverage to buy shares in the State of Chu, only to see the price plummet for three out of four days. In despair, he accepted his loss and threw himself into the river.
To warn future generations, people wrap red pork or dates in green bamboo leaves and tie them tightly with string, symbolizing yin enveloping yang and being trapped.
What a painful realization...
9. a: What is the most thrilling horror game you've ever played on your phone?
b: Wow, so many!
A: Can you recommend a few to me?
b: Great wisdom, a straight flush.
10. "The green coverage rate of our city has reached 95%."
Which city are you from?
"stock market..."
11. The stock market crashed today, and I'm in a bad mood. When the husband came home and opened the door, he found his wife rushing to the bathroom in a panic, and he felt that she was hiding something from him.
She ran to the bedroom and was shocked to find the window open and a man hiding outside. Her husband was furious and pushed the scoundrel off the 20th floor!
Five minutes later, the wife finished her bowel movement, came out, leaned out the window, and asked her husband: "Where's the air conditioner repairman?"

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