Funny stories that will make you laugh nonstop

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1. "Now I really regret not listening to my mother."
What did your mother say?
"Damn it, didn't I tell you but I didn't listen?"
2. I was shopping with a friend when we realized we were 50 cents short at the bus stop.
Seeing a beggar nearby, this guy went over, took 50 cents from him, and said, "Since you're here every day, lend me 50 cents first, I'll pay you back tomorrow."
The beggar smiled and nodded...
3. On his girlfriend's birthday, the handsome guy spent a lot of money to buy her a QQ number, 1314520, which means "I love you forever".
After buying it, he couldn't log in no matter what he tried; it kept saying the password was wrong. The handsome guy took a closer look and realized the number was 1314250.
4. I went to my girlfriend's house and had dinner with her dad. There were only the three of us in the house.
The TV was showing a really sleazy-looking old man, and my girlfriend joked, "He looks just like your dad!"
I was eating and didn't even look up: "Just like your dad!"
5. a: "What is your ideal?"
b: "I envy the title of 'gentleman.' Gentlemen use words but not fists, living a life of 'being waited on hand and foot.' I don't have such good fortune, so I'll settle for being a thief."
A: "Huh? A thief!?"

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