A short film with a laugh

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I've fallen for a girl who's six years younger than me and is still in middle school. What a terrible thing!
A: Removing the word "like" would be truly a sin.
Comment: There are many cases of middle school students getting pregnant.
2: I beat up my dog! It didn't even warn me about the earthquake. It's usually so loud, but during the earthquake it just slept in its bed like nothing happened!
A: Sigh, after all, they're not his biological children...
Comment: Nowadays, some biological children are worse off than non-biological children.
3. Question: Give me a woman, and I can create a nation!
A: Yes, if I give you a sow, the price of pork will drop next year.
Comment: To satisfy everyone's cravings, the sow is yours.
Question 4: Men, would you rather have Li Yuchun or Zhang Ziyi?
A: Neither a rooster nor a pheasant should be chosen.
Comment: If we're going to choose Chris Lee, who will be the one to sleep with whom?
5. My four wishes: that rich men would frequent karaoke bars, that tips would be countless, that there would be no AIDS in the world, and that men would ejaculate in no time.
Comment: Whose young lady is so immoral, ejaculating after only two strokes?
6. We resolutely break the lifelong wife system, implement a "vixen shareholding system," introduce a competition system for prostitutes, promote a mistress cooperation system, implement a beauty rotation system, enforce a merit-based selection and elimination system, and legalize keeping mistresses, effective immediately.
Comment: What dreams do men around the world have?
7. A man took his friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating the peanuts on the coffee table. After finishing all the peanuts, as they were leaving, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." His grandmother replied, "Oh! Um! Sigh! Ever since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck off the chocolate coating. Getting old, cough..."
Comment: We must treat the elderly well.
Under the light, a girl nestled in a boy's arms.
"What are you thinking about right now?" the girl asked tenderly.
"I think the same thing," the boy replied.
"Slap!" A loud slap. "Vulgar!" the girl cursed.
Comment: Men will never understand a woman's true thoughts.
9. Seeing that the female nurse was pretty, he had impure thoughts and said, "Miss, could you lift your skirt up a bit? I can give you 50 yuan."
The young lady lifted her skirt up a little and received 50 yuan.
"Miss, could you please raise it a little higher?" The lady raised it a little higher and received another 50 yuan.
"Could you pull it up a little higher?" the man asked.
The woman replied, "You just want to see where women give birth, right? Give me 888 yuan in total, and I'll let you see as much as you want."
After counting the money, the nurse gestured for everyone to step aside, led the man to the window, drew back the curtains, opened the window, pointed to the sign of the maternity hospital across the street, and said, "Look, look all you want. Bye-bye."
Comment: This nurse is so professional.
10. A truck driver was transporting a load of hens with his pet parrot. Feeling lonely along the way, a young woman flagged him down for a ride. The driver readily agreed. During the ride, the driver started groping her, which angered the woman. The driver threatened her, "Will you let me touch you or not? If you won't, you can get off."
The woman got off the bus, and the driver, unable to vent his anger, casually tossed the parrot into the back of the bus. Later, the driver noticed that the hens in the back of the bus were jumping off, which seemed strange. He stopped to investigate and found only one hen and the pet parrot left in the bus. The parrot said to the hen, "Can I touch you or not? If not, get off."

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