100 jokes you deserve.

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100 Jokes You Deserve:
1. Another day has passed. How was your day? Are your dreams even further away?
2. A stone will never shine, no matter where it is.
3. I have a friend from a modest background who always thought he would be happier if he were rich. Later, his mother made a fortune in early childhood education. Almost ten years later, I saw him and asked, "Now that you're rich, are you really happy?" He replied, "Absolutely fantastic!" I silently walked away.
4. Only those with strong abilities will be considered pure technicians; while those who are good at socializing and flattering will be seen as lacking real talent; therefore, to stand out in the workplace, the most important thing is to have connections.
5. I've found that no coal miner has ever become a coal boss simply by digging coal the most and fastest.
6. I have a friend who stopped complaining and feeling sorry for himself a few years ago and started trying to change himself. To this day, his material life and mental state haven't improved much.
7. Many times, an optimistic attitude and nice words won't help you.
8. Looking back on my youth, I realize I've lost many precious things. But I'm not sad, because I know I'll lose even more in the future.
9. Autumn is the season of harvest. Others harvest success and happiness; your harvest is realizing that not everyone will be successful and happy.
10. My parents always emphasized moral education. When I entered society, I followed their teachings in interpersonal interactions, but found myself unwelcome. 11.
The most reliable thing is money; the most unreliable thing is the human heart. 12.
Don't worry about things you can't solve today, because you still won't be able to solve them tomorrow.
13. What do young people rely on to get by? First-class youth rely on birth, second-class youth rely on connections, third-class youth rely on talent, fourth-class youth rely on hard work, fifth-class youth indulge in artistic pursuits, and sixth-class youth play games, travel on a shoestring budget, and watch American TV series.
14. Every time I see a budget travel blog, my feeling is: If you're so poor, don't even bother going out and having fun.
15. The pain of "not trying and then telling yourself I don't want it at all" is much less than the pain of "trying your best and then failing."
16. Without a full wallet, where does inner peace come from? Many people have put the cart before the horse.
17. Some young people have developed a rudimentary understanding of freedom, democracy, and human rights through American TV series, travel, and YouTube videos; they feel that their bad job, poor interpersonal relationships, and lack of a partner are all due to the Chinese system.
18. You only need to watch others' success; fate has other plans for you.
19. The four stages of an ordinary person's life: the ignorant joy and hope of having lofty ambitions—the struggle and torment of feeling inferior to others—the resentment and disappointment of unrewarded success—the accepting ordinariness and decadence. Which stage are you at?
20. Most success relies neither on accumulated effort nor dramatic opportunities, but on a predetermined background and talent.
21. A child asked a rich man: Uncle, why are you so rich? The rich man said: Let me tell you a story. When I was very young, I noticed that bottled water downstairs cost one yuan, while at the basketball court three stops away, it cost one yuan and fifty cents. I carried a big schoolbag, bought water downstairs, and brought it to the court to sell for one yuan and twenty cents. I earned ten yuan in a month. The child said: I think I understand. The rich man said: You understand nothing. Later, my dad died and left me his money.
22. "Why do I always feel so ordinary?" "Maybe it's because you really are quite ordinary."
23. Many people don't have mental illnesses, but rather mental disabilities, which are incurable.
24. I've noticed that many people who aren't doing well are very open-minded. I don't know if it's because they see things clearly and disdain worldly success, or if they have to be open-minded because they're not successful.
25. Besides the rich, there are two other kinds of people in the world: those who scrimp and save to buy luxury goods to show off, and those who scrimp and save but still can't afford luxury goods.
26. After returning from a spontaneous trip, nothing has changed except that things that needed to be done have been delayed even longer.
27. The success you achieve after hard work cannot make up for the pain you suffered before success.
28. If life deceives you today, don't be sad, don't cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.
29. If only there were a place where I could sell my soul for material enjoyment.
30. There are many factors that contribute to a good physique. 31. A good figure isn't achieved through dieting and exercise alone.
Feeling bored or lonely every day and going out to eat and shop with friends is merely fulfilling a need for social interaction; it doesn't count as true socializing.
32. Excellent women, when vulnerable (like after a breakup or work setbacks), need more care than usual and will therefore interact with more people. If, after recovering, she returns to her old circle and ignores you, don't be surprised.
33. Friend, that's not laziness; laziness can be overcome. You're just a bit slow (not very bright), unable to withstand prolonged high-intensity thinking, handle overly complex logic, or process excessive information. 34.
Some young people go straight to work in large state-owned enterprises and government agencies after graduation. They have nothing to do but eat and drink, enjoying incredibly good benefits. They've started to retire before even having a chance to strive in life, abandoning their ideals and using public funds to enjoy privileges. To these young people, I only have four questions: Where do you submit your resume?
35. All those who complain about social injustice and the system boil down to one sentence: Give me money, women, and social status.
36. I often hear people say, "I hope he/she says what they mean to my face, and doesn't badmouth me behind my back." Some people believe this, but in reality, my experience shows that speaking ill of someone to their face will make them very angry and embarrassed. So, you must badmouth someone behind their back.
37. Actually, it doesn't matter who you have as a girlfriend; you'll be arguing all the time. It's just that some people argue with prettier girls.
38. Love starts pretty much the same for everyone. But when two people settle down to just holding hands, the difference becomes huge: is it working overtime, squeezing onto the subway to pay the mortgage, sending money to his/her parents in the countryside, and spending holidays staring blankly at each other at home, or is it driving a car, working nine-to-five, living in a big house, shopping and decorating their own little home on weekends, and traveling abroad?
39. Bad women love men's money and power; good women love the confidence, generosity, energy, optimism, and ambition that men gain from money and power. Fortunately, they arrive at the same destination by different paths.
40. Spiritual pursuits should be a natural reaction after material pursuits are satisfied, not a consolation prize sought after setbacks in reality.
41. My dream is to travel the world with a camera in one hand and you in the other. Our home is wherever we rest at sunset. And in our thirties, we're still in entry-level positions earning meager salaries, being bossed around by recent graduates.
42. Friendships built on mutual support and connections are far superior to those based on daily idle chatter, eating, drinking, and traveling.
43. Some people pursue excellence because it's their nature and they possess exceptional abilities. Many others simply follow the crowd.
44. Those elites whom everyone envies don't actually live as well as you imagine, but they're certainly much better off than you.
45. Fortunately, those involved are often blinded by their own circumstances; otherwise, many wouldn't be able to bear seeing the truth clearly.
46. Only those without money or careers have the time to elevate their life's purpose.
47. In youth, we often lack a proper understanding of ourselves. Sometimes we feel exceptionally capable and have limitless potential, other times we feel worthless and incompetent. As I grew up and experienced more, I gradually came to understand myself and realized that I was actually worthless, ordinary and incompetent.
48. Idiom example sentence: Many young people want to find happiness and meaning in life through work, which is like trying to catch fish by climbing a tree.
49. I saw a couple, both unattractive and seemingly poor, kissing passionately on the street. I said, "Two people with poor material lives, yet they're together." My friend immediately retorted, "Does a poor material life mean you can't be happy? They love each other so much, they're much better than those rich and beautiful but divorced celebrities!" I said, "I never said they weren't happy. What you're trying to refute is probably just your own inner voice."
50. Sociological research shows that unattractive and poor men are not necessarily more reliable than tall, handsome, and rich
men. 51. Ordinary people's spouses don't actually appreciate them; they just can't find anyone better. Their true appreciation and affection lie elsewhere.
52. Love is about staying with you until the end of time if there are no better options.
53. The love he gives you will fade, but the Tiffany he gives you won't depreciate.
54. I've asked many female college students this question: Are traveling abroad and using designer brands really that important? The first answer is: It's not important, but it's important that my boyfriend is willing and able to buy it for me. The second answer is: Yes, it's very important!
55. Mistaking indulgence for carefree living, decadence for freedom, and shirking responsibility for pursuing self-worth. It's just laziness and fear of hardship; there are no fancy reasons for all that.
56. Some girls think that calling themselves foodies makes them seem cute, but it doesn't have that effect.
57. A girl's self-awareness and understanding of her own feelings are utterly insignificant compared to good looks. 58.
Some girls gossip behind the backs of beautiful and wealthy girls, saying that they lead frivolous lives and have low morals. They have evidence and make sense, but it always sounds sour.
59. I have some beautiful and educated sisters who had the opportunity to marry into wealthy and powerful families, but many were attracted to good-looking men with prestigious university degrees, recent graduates working for well-known foreign companies, working late into the night and still going to the gym. They thought these men were ambitious and had potential. Five or six years later, they regretted it deeply.
60. A girl in my college dorm spends half an hour every day mixing dog food and taking it outside to feed stray dogs. Yet she only calls home once every two weeks. Her family is a working-class family in a third-tier city. Her classmates all call her a little angel of kindness.
61. A few years ago, a girl on a BBS wrote: "I don't know why, but whenever an ugly guy looks at me, I feel he's creepy and I'm particularly disgusted; but when a handsome guy looks at me, I feel very good." Today, I saw a guy write: "I find myself always eager to help pretty girls, unconsciously asking them what they need; but whenever an ugly girl asks me for help, I feel: 'Can't you do it yourself?'" —Some obvious truths spoken out seem particularly endearing.
62. American life is just like what you see in movies and TV shows. They play every day, make a lot of money casually, there are touching details everywhere, and handsome men and beautiful women are readily available. Directors film these everyday moments and send them to TV stations and movie theaters.
63. Morality and principles, though important in words, always have to give way to the interests at hand.
64. When money is mentioned, people aren't so friendly anymore.
65. You work so hard, enduring so much loneliness and struggle, but we don't think you're that outstanding.
66. Life is like this, with laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for the laughter, others for the tears.
67. Many people constantly plan their lives, under immense pressure every day. Actually, no matter how you live, you'll regret it. Think about the past few decades and you'll understand. 68.
By thirty, most people are stuck in entry-level positions. They can't get promoted in their current jobs, can't afford the time cost of changing careers, and don't have time to go back to school. Their parents start to get sick; their income is limited, and they have no savings. The greater pain is seeing those around them who have no connections but are hardworking and intelligent already achieving some success, while those with connections are already living a life of luxury.
69. The world isn't wrong; it's just that you're not good-looking and don't have money.
70. Some girls like to take selfies wearing sunglasses. Actually, wearing a mask would make them look even more beautiful.
71. Look in the mirror more often, and you'll understand the reasons behind many things.
72. I would never be so foolish as to show off my designer clothes online because I can't afford them.
73. As a child, I thought rich people were all arrogant and heartless. Growing up, I realized that many rich people are knowledgeable, experienced, serious in their work, kind, rational, and easier to get along with than poor people.
74. People who aren't good-looking aren't necessarily good people. It's just that due to the torment of prolonged loneliness, they sometimes become insanely kind to others. 75.
At 26, he quit his job and formed a band with friends, performing at various private universities, but the response was lukewarm. At 30, he ran out of money, and his father fell ill, requiring a lot of money. "After this performance, I'll give up; my youth ends here," he said tearfully before a concert at Qilihe University in Gansu. A female student handed him a note: "I like your songs; keep pursuing your dreams." He clutched the note tightly and decided to persevere. At 34, he was over 100,000 yuan in debt, and his father passed away.
76. "Hello teacher, how should a Peking University graduate like me, without any connections, position myself?" "One of the most educated people among the lower classes."
77. If you do significantly more work than others every day, but you're happy and feel valued, it's less about your talent and more about your boss's management skills.
78. When someone tells you they're busy, it means they need to make time for more important people. 79.
"Those with good backgrounds and strong abilities work hard to succeed because they have a chance. What are we working hard for?" "To survive." 80.
You gave me your genes, you gave me your upbringing, you gave me my social class—and you still have the nerve to complain about your children's lack of success.
81. Some people work hard their whole lives, only to squeeze from the fourth tier of society into the third.
82. The weak are like this; they feel there's too much helplessness in life, and they're powerless to change it.
83. A lack of academic ability doesn't mean you're good at navigating society; you might not even be as good as you were in school.
84. Your best effort might not be as good as someone else's casual effort.
85. If you know something is interesting but can't do it and feel disappointed, that's okay; but if you feel nothing is interesting, it's probably depression.
86. I wish I were rich or good-looking. That way, even if my personality is a bit strange, people would be willing to listen to my thoughts and feelings and be my friend.
87. The limitations of a poor background aren't just a matter of platform. A poor background means your parents weren't doing very well either; maybe the word "incompetent" is written in your genes.
88. After ten years of continuous struggle and hardship, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive, and fragile teenager into an ignorant, sensitive, and fragile young adult.
89. Why do some people set the pursuit of spiritual fulfillment against the pursuit of material wealth? You're unhappy because your level of understanding is low; your material life is poor because your ability is lacking. These are completely different things.
90. Success or failure is the only standard for judging a hero.
91. Excellent and happy people like to whine, telling others that they're not doing well here or there. Some people took it seriously, thinking that others were crying in their BMWs every day.
92. If good looks could attract attention and money could support various entertainment activities, who would want to stay at home every day playing games, scrolling through Weibo, and watching TV dramas?
93. If you're very busy, besides the possibility that you're genuinely important, the more likely reasons are: you're weak, you don't have anything better to do, your life is so bad that you have to work hard to compensate, or you're pretending to be busy to make yourself seem important. —Steve Jobs
94. It's hard to imagine letting sensitive and fickle young people become leaders and make major decisions. These people can have their worldview and outlook on life completely transformed after a good night's sleep, a few words from someone, or a nice meal.
95. Try not to get into conflicts with people who have a higher quality of life than you. Whether you pretend to be indifferent, argue vehemently, or hurl insults, in their eyes, you're just being ridiculous and have already lost.
96. Some people have poor social skills. They can only befriend those who share their values and appreciate them. They can't handle those who are not agreeable, don't like them, but can help them improve.
97. Bosses and leaders know very well who can be promoted. For those who can't, they will continue to encourage them and give them hope.
98. In the past, whenever I saw young people discussing national affairs on Weibo and Renren, I worried they might do something drastic. Later, I discovered they were also saying things like, "I must get up early tomorrow," "I need to read more books this holiday," and "I can't eat too much anymore," so I felt relieved.
99. Some people have low emotional intelligence and can't play their social roles well, so they can only face the world as their most authentic selves.

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