On their wedding night, how many brides will call out...?

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On their wedding night, how many brides will call out...?
A couple held their wedding, and because of their prominent family background, many guests attended, including the mayor. At the banquet, to liven things up, the emcee suggested a new drinking game. The guests immediately responded enthusiastically; in modern times, no matter how literate someone is, who can't rattle off a few drinking games? However, the emcee insisted that the games must be related to their own lives, which put everyone in a difficult position.
The people at the table with the mayor were all staring at him expectantly. The mayor readily agreed: "I'll go first. My chopsticks are sharp, my plate is round, I've been to thousands of restaurants, I've eaten at countless eateries, and I haven't paid a single penny! No!" Upon hearing this, everyone cheered in unison.
The head of the municipal propaganda department sat right next to the mayor, and this little problem was no challenge for him: "My pen is sharp and round, I've written thousands upon thousands of articles, and published tens of thousands of them. Have I ever told a single truth? No!"
With leaders setting an example, the masses followed suit. Even a former thief with a criminal record was candid: "Master keys are sharp, safe locks are round. I've stolen from thousands of managers, tens of thousands of secretaries. Has anyone ever reported it? No!"
A wealthy man thought to himself, "The thief's tricks are really petty: 'Gold bars are sharp, gold watches are round, I've contracted countless projects, and there are countless shoddy ones. Will anyone hold me accountable? No one!'" (From Tiexue)
The forestry bureau chief also recited a poem with a smile: "Sharp saw teeth, round logs, I've cut down thousands upon thousands of trees, I've sold tens of thousands upon tens of thousands of timbers, but have I ever planted a single tree? No!"
The director of the water resources bureau was a little embarrassed: "The rocks are sharp, the waves are round. I've built thousands upon thousands of dams, and countless of them are useless. Did you put steel bars in the dams? No!"
The head of the municipal party committee's organization department hadn't even finished speaking when he heard the drinking games between several leaders, and a witty remark immediately came to mind: "The organization department's signboard is sharp, the organization department's seal is round, I've investigated thousands upon thousands of cadres, I've promoted tens of thousands upon tens of thousands of cadres, but is there a single good person among them? No!"
The host noticed that a highly respected professor hadn't said anything, so he encouraged the professor to say something as well. The professor couldn't refuse, so he said, "A is sharp, O is round. I've taught thousands of students, and I've nurtured tens of thousands of outstanding talents. Is there even one who stayed in the country? No!"
One salesman could no longer contain himself. He had traveled all over the country for decades and was quite interested in drinking games: "Pointy hair, round head, I've been to thousands of hair salons, and seen countless hairdressers, but is there even one who knows how to cut hair? No!"

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