Hami Anecdotes 1-5

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Hami's Unofficial History

****************************************************** Chapter 1 Hami Ascends the Throne in the Land of Human Skin; The Green-Clad Woman's Private Life is Exposed
Chapter 2 The Northern Law Enforcer Presents a Daughter to the Emperor;
The Green-Clad Consort Receives Favor and Takes Control of the Palace Chapter 3 The Green-Clad Consort Endures Pain and Gains Favor; King Hami is Infatuated with Lust Chapter 4
Hami Returns to His Country in
Secret; He Enters the Palace at Night and Kills the Treacherous King Chapter 5 The Wood Grand Historian Gains Power and Wealth; He Harms the Prince and Attempts to Seize the
Empress
Chapter 1 Hami Ascends the Throne in the Land of Human Skin; The

Green-Clad Woman's Private Life is Exposed It is said that the Land of Human Skin is more than 9,700 li east of the Bohai Sea. King Hami has a green face and red lips, a yellow beard covering his head, a large mouth and short neck, a thin beard connecting to his kneecap, a short stature and a loud voice. He wears a golden turban, a crimson robe, a black jade belt, and fish-skin boots. That morning, King Hami ascended the throne, and all the officials paid their respects. He carefully examined the civil and military officials on both sides, noting that the civil

officials were on the east and the military officials on the west, both ranks perfectly aligned. King Hami said, "My western palace lacks a concubine. If any of you capable ministers are willing to help me find a concubine, one of virtuous character and striking appearance, I will reward you handsomely, and I will not break my promise."

After the king finished speaking, a minister from the left rank stepped forward, wearing a gauze hat with a round collar and an elegant robe. He knelt before the rank platform, saying, "Your Majesty, I wish to help you choose a noblewoman for the western palace, so that Your Majesty may see her and bring her into the palace with a smile."

King Hami looked down and saw that it was none other than Mu Jianjing, the Northern Prefect. This man had an unusual appearance, a ghostly face and a vicious heart; none of the civil or military officials in the court were on good terms with him.

Enough of this preamble, let us begin with King Hami's words: "Since you, my dear minister, are so loyal, assist me in choosing a consort. Once accomplished, I will

reward you handsomely." Mu Jianjing replied, "To be loyal to one's country and filial to one's son is my duty. Why speak of a heavy reward, Your Majesty?"

Having said this, the court adjourned, the king returned to his palace, and the civil and military officials went home.

But let us now speak of Mu Jianjing's origins. He was born to a prostitute. Mu Guangxian frequented brothels and often became close to this prostitute. She took the boy into her family, adopted him as her son, and raised him with great kindness, naming him Mu Jianjing. When Mu Guangxian died in his old age, he left behind a fortune of millions, all of which Mu Jianjing received. This scoundrel was extremely wicked and cunning, possessing vast wealth. He even purchased a position as a judge in the Northern Court, truly a man of great wealth and power, bullying honest and kind people. Enough

of this digression, let us now speak of Mu Jianjing's five daughters.

The eldest daughter was mentally challenged and incapable of understanding human relationships; her vagina was as impermeable as stone. She was married three times, but each marriage ended in divorce, leaving her to live at home until old age. The second daughter was clever and intelligent. She married a husband, but because his penis was too large and he was too sexually active, he contracted an illness and died. The third daughter was graceful and beautiful, like a fairy in the moon, charming and beautiful, no less than a reincarnation of Wang Zhaojun. She was eighteen years old, but she had a flaw: as she grew older, she became lustful. She loved wearing blue clothes. There was a handsome nineteen-year-old servant boy in her household. The girl in blue was attracted to his youth and cleverness, and she conspired with him, often spending the night in the girl in blue's room.

That day, Madam Ding rose early and went to her daughter's room. Walking to the bedside, she saw her third daughter and the servant boy, Zhi'er, sleeping soundly in each other's arms. The Madam secretly left the room, thinking to herself, "Young children are always getting into mischief; they're not mature enough. I'm lucky I saw them; what would it be like if someone else saw them!"
Thinking this, she spoke from outside the window, "The sun is high in the sky; shouldn't my daughter get up?"

Zhi'er, hearing the old lady's voice in her sleep, was terrified. She scrambled up, dressed, and slipped on her young mistress's red silk trousers. She opened the door and ran out. Reaching the front hall, she was about to run again when, coincidentally, Mu Jianjing returned from court and bumped into her. Seeing Zhi'er's changed expression and the red silk trousers she was wearing, he knew something had happened and ordered his servants to leave.

Mu Jianjing, that son of a bitch, was ambitious and saw through everything. Knowing that Zhi'er and her daughter had been caught having an affair and had fled in terror, he laughed and said, "Zhi'er, you silly dog, what's wrong with you! Don't be so scared! Come with me."

Seeing that he wasn't angry, Zhi'er dared not disobey and had no choice but to follow Mu Jianjing to the small study in the back.

Mu Jianjing called a maid to invite Madam Ding. Mu Jianjing said, "Madam, look at Zhi'er's appearance. He must have been doing something shameful with that lowly maid and ran into the front hall in terror. Luckily, I caught him. If he had run out the gate wearing red trousers and been seen by others, what would that look like? Wouldn't it be ugly? Madam, you tell me."
Madam said, "It's not one person's fault, it's not another. It must be that good-for-nothing maid who seduced the child. How could he dare to go into the embroidery room to do such a wicked thing ?" "In my opinion, this is all that maid's fault for doing such a shameless thing. Zhi'er, tell me, did your mistress seduce you, or did you dare to deceive her?"

Zhi'er trembled and said, "How dare I enter the mistress's embroidery room? Every night, the mistress pulls me into her embroidery room and does that kind of thing with me. When I don't comply, she beats and scolds me endlessly!"

Mu Jianjing said, "Call that good-for-nothing maid here."

Madam Ding said, "What good will it do to call her here? That servant girl just pulls up her pants and..." "If we force him to come and question us, we'll be in for a big argument! It's better not to bother him at all."

Mu Jianjing said, "Zhi'er is wearing his pants now, what can he say? This is a clear opinion, what else does he dare to argue about?"

Madam Ding had no choice but to go to her daughter's room and call her, "What have you done that your father sent me to call you?"

The daughter said, "What does my father want to say to me?"

Madam Ding said, "You'll know when you see your father."

Mother and daughter... When the man arrived, the young lady said, "Father, what do you want to say to me?"

Mu Jianjing said, "You've come! Good, good, good girl! How dare you disregard your chastity and act recklessly, bringing shame and disgrace to my family! How dare you show your face before me? Look at yourself! Whose trousers is Zhi'er wearing? Whose trousers are you wearing?"

The woman in green suddenly realized, looking at Zhi'er's lower body, that she had mistakenly worn her own trousers. Now that she was wearing Zhi'er's trousers, she was powerless to deny it, and her heart trembled with fear.

Indeed: A mouth as hard as a spirit stone, a heart as sharp as a steel knife. One must act righteously, unafraid of facing the truth.

Meanwhile, the woman in green hesitated, unable to speak her mind. After thinking for a while, she muttered to herself, "Even if there are genuine stolen goods, they won't admit to keeping a lover. This shameful matter is all in my heart,

but I haven't spoken it aloud." She lowered her head, a plan forming in her mind. She knew she had to do it this way. She cursed, "Zhi'er, you dog! How dare you! You put on the girl's pants and still claim to have had something going on with me? Isn't that degrading?"

Then, feigning anger, she said, "Stealing other things from me is one thing, but stealing my lower garments is intolerable. I must beat you!"

With that, she took a leather whip from the wall, grabbed Zhi'er, and gave him a good beating.

To be continued...

In the second chapter, the Northern Law Enforcement Bureau presents a young woman to the Emperor, and the Green-Clad Consort receives favor and takes charge of the palace.

It is said that the Green-Clad Consort grabbed Zhi'er and gave her a good beating. Zhi'er dared not utter a sound. Mu Jianjing secretly chuckled, "This girl is so fickle, why provoke her?"

The lady had no choice but to step forward and stop her, pulling Zhi'er aside and giving her another pair of trousers to change out of the young lady's. Zhi'er, having the opportunity, escaped from the mansion, which need not be described further.

Meanwhile, Mu Jianjing, filled with resentment, thought, "Such a good-for-nothing girl, she's ruined herself and doesn't even admit her mistakes. If this continues, the family's reputation will decline. What will become of us? Well, I've got it! Now that His Majesty the King wants to choose a Consort for the Western Palace, and I've already agreed to this in court, I'll have the lady dress this girl up and send her to court to meet His Majesty. If the Emperor is pleased, she might be brought into the palace and gain favor. Firstly, she'll become a noblewoman, and secondly, my future in the Northern Law Enforcement Bureau will be secure."

After thinking it over, she turned her anger into joy and said, "My son, don't be upset. Zhi'er is an ignorant servant who made a mistake by chance. I've already punished him, and he's run away. There's no need to be angry. Today, there's another joyous occasion, which is also due to your good fortune. His Majesty is short of a concubine, and I've been searching far and wide to find one. I think my son is beautiful and graceful, with an unparalleled face. When dressed up, he would be truly a sight to behold. Why don't we dress him up right away and send him to court to meet the emperor? If His Majesty sees your beauty, he will surely be delighted and take you as a concubine, allowing you to enjoy wealth and honor forever. Then, all the time we spent raising you will not have been in vain, as we will share in your glory. My son, what do you think of this?"
The young lady said, "I will follow your advice without question."

Upon hearing this, Mu Jianjing was overjoyed, beyond words.

Not long after, Madam Ding also entered the room, disregarding her surroundings, and loudly proclaimed, "You're still arguing about this shameful matter!"

Mu Jianjing said, "We were just discussing sending our daughter in."

Upon hearing this, Madam Ding was overjoyed.

Mu Jianjing then recounted the matter to Madam Ding in detail, and Madam Ding asked, "What does our daughter think?"

Mu Jianjing replied, "Our daughter agreed just now; it's all thanks to her good fortune. You and I, the old couple, will also share in the glory. Raising a daughter has been a meritorious act."

Upon hearing this, the couple was overjoyed. A few days later, they chose an auspicious day and rode in a magnificent phoenix carriage to the capital.

On this very day, King Hami ascended the throne, and Mu Jianjing went to the palace to pay his respects, presenting his report to the King.

Mu Jianjing said, "Your Majesty, I have a daughter, eighteen years old, with a beauty that could rival the most beautiful women in the world, and whose charm could shame the moon and flowers. I humbly request Your Majesty to take a look."

Upon hearing this, King Hami immediately issued a decree, summoning the woman in blue to the palace. The woman in green greeted the king and bowed deeply. The king descended from the throne and examined the woman closely. How so? Well

, let me tell you a poem: " Stop talking of a beauty that could topple kingdoms or cities, for even the most beautiful face cannot capture her charm. Her eyebrows are like spring mountains, her eyes like autumn waves, frozen and icy. Her silver face is infinitely alluring, her dark cheeks like piled-up pearls. She wears a phoenix-embroidered robe and a light-colored skirt, her small lotus feet barely touching her lips, her red lips like scattered jade. " King Hami, after seeing her, clapped his hands and laughed heartily, saying, "What a celestial beauty! She shall be granted a palace, made a Noble Lady of the Western Palace, and her father shall be appointed Grand Historian of the Kingdom." The father and daughter, upon hearing this, kowtowed in gratitude. They instructed the eunuchs to convey the decree to the palace maids to escort the noble lady into the palace. The palace was decorated with lanterns and felt, and music filled the air. She entered the palace after the wedding ceremony, and all the concubines and maids came to offer their congratulations—but that is another story. The next day, the civil and military officials went to court to offer their congratulations. King Hami was overjoyed to receive a hundred gifts from the officials. He said, "I am deeply grateful for the generous gifts from my beloved ministers. What virtue do I possess to deserve such kindness? I have prepared a celebratory banquet for you all. Please do not thank me; let us, ruler and subjects, enjoy ourselves for several days." The civil and military officials replied in unison, "Your Majesty's arrival is a blessing from heaven, a sign of your great fortune. The addition of a supportive wife to the palace brings prosperity to the nation, and the people receive abundant grace. This is a boundless auspiciousness, and we are truly delighted." After the king and his ministers finished speaking, a colorful dragon canopy was erected in the courtyard of the six-bay court hall, the five-hall main hall, and the nine-bay official hall on either side, and a grand celebratory banquet was held. A poem later praised this event: " To see true wealth and honor, return to the imperial family. Deer and elk in the mountains, fish and shrimp in the sea. Geese fly high in the clouds, lambs are plentiful on land. A hundred flowers, plum and osmanthus wine, delicacies of extravagance. A hundred flavors of fragrant soup, fresh fruits and crispy pastries." The delicacies were delicious and the banquet was the most extravagant. A grand feast was held in the Silver Peace Palace, with civil and military officials celebrating for three days – but that's another story. That very evening, King Hami, in high spirits, entered the West Palace. The Lady in Green greeted him, helping him to bed, removing his golden crown and court robes. She removed her phoenix crown and phoenix robe, revealing a blue brocade dress underneath. Under the lamplight, King Hami gazed closely at the Lady in Green. Her peach-blossom cheeks and silver face, illuminated by the lamplight, appeared even more radiant, captivating the king's heart. He felt as if he were floating on clouds, his emotions intoxicated, as if he were on a ten-thousand-story tower. Unable to restrain himself, he embraced the Lady in Green, pressed his lips to her cheek, and kissed her. Consort Mu said, "Your Highness, you are too impatient. The lamplight is as bright as day, and it's embarrassing to act like this. Besides, the drums are still beating, and the maids and servants in the courtyard are not yet asleep. If someone sees us, it will be a great loss of decorum." The King said, "Go and close the palace gates. Who would dare to disturb Your Majesty?" Consort Mu had no choice but to get up, close and bolt the palace gates, and return to the dragon bed. The King embraced her, eager to share the same bed. He pushed Consort Mu's body back, untied the silk at her waist, and pulled down her trousers. Under the lamplight, her beauty was captivating. The King's penis became erect, huge and thick. He grasped it with both hands and tried to guide it into her vagina. However, his penis was too large for her vagina, so he could not enter quickly and had to guide it slowly. Consort Mu felt unbearable pain and cried out, "Your Majesty, your penis is too large for your vagina. You cannot be too forceful. This concubine is in unbearable pain. Please be gentle." Upon hearing this, King Hami swallowed Consort Mu's tongue and held her tightly. After a pause, Hami's penis swelled, becoming unbearably hot and hard, his vagina completely blocked, leaving no room for anything else. Despite this, vaginal fluid gradually flowed out, trickling down the king's penis. King Hami, burning with desire, could hardly bear it and thrust in again, penetrating another inch. When Consort Mu touched the penis, she found it was still more than three inches long, and exclaimed in surprise, "How can it be so thick?" She tried to push it further in, but there was no room for even a needle to prick it, and cried out, "My lord, I cannot bear it any longer!" King Hami said, "The royal possessions of Heaven are never useless. Now that this thing has been created and obtained by me, I may use it without hesitation." He then pushed it in from all sides. Consort Mu frowned, clenching her teeth, not daring to forcefully refuse. Knowing her discomfort, King Hami withdrew his penis, rested for a while, and then blew out the lamp. The king said, "Take off your clothes." Hearing this, Consort Mu had no choice but to remove her clothes, and naked, she crawled into the red silk quilt. King Hami, large and stout, also stripped naked and shared the quilt with Consort Mu. At this moment, the king's penis was as hard as a ram's horn, sharp as a whirlwind. He laid Consort Mu on her back and then pressed himself on top of her. The king's heavy body pressed down on Consort Mu, making her gasp for breath. He held her small, golden lotuses in his hands, and his erect penis, pressing high into her vagina, entered her. He used too much force, penetrating most of it. Consort Mu dared not cry out in pain, but could only endure it. King Hami's penis was as hard as iron, thrusting in and out over a hundred times. Consort Mu's vagina felt like it was being stabbed with a knife, the pain indescribable. She let it thrust in and out, her juices flowing freely, soaking the quilt. King Hami's lust was not yet satisfied. He aimed his penis at her clitoris and thrust several times. Consort Mu suddenly fainted, her limbs weak, and she unconsciously passed out, unable to move, her breath fading. Seeing the dire situation, King Hami assumed Consort Mu was dead. He held her tightly, motionless, and breathed into her mouth for a while. Only then did Consort Mu slightly awaken, panting and moving her body slightly. She opened her eyes and cried out, "Your Majesty, you've killed me! Your Majesty , please stop!" King Hami's desire was not yet satisfied, and his lust had not subsided. What could he do? Helpless, he got up, put on his dragon robe, got out of bed, opened the palace gate, and went to the palace of Consort Zhong in the East Palace. At this time, it was just past dawn. He called for the palace gate to be opened, and Consort Zhong said, "Your Majesty, you were celebrating your wedding in the West Palace. Why have you come to the East Palace?" King Hami said, "My dear consort, you don't know. Consort Mu's vagina is too narrow to accommodate my manhood. I've been at it all night, but it's not enough. That's why I've come to your palace." Consort Zhong, over forty years old, was old and lustful. She quickly closed the palace gate, touched the king's manhood, and found it hard, hot, and large. Her lust had not subsided. Consort Zhong grabbed it with one hand, overjoyed, and first began to suck on the glans with her mouth. King Hami was filled with pleasure, his soul went mad, and his semen gushed out. Consort Zhong caught it in her mouth and swallowed it. King Hami said, "What a delightful man!" His member, however, remained large, hard, and hot.

Consort Zhong lay supine on the dragon bed, raising her legs high. King Hami's member slid into her vagina, finding it vast and expansive. He exerted all his strength, thrusting repeatedly, fueled by alcohol and arousal, as if on steroids. He thrust four or five hundred times, driving Consort Zhong to the brink of ecstasy, her vaginal fluids flowing freely, her body drenched in sweat.

King Hami, too, felt an intense itch; his penis throbbed, its contents seeping into her vagina like oil poured onto a candle. The two were overjoyed, their bodies exhausted, and they embraced, falling asleep cheek to cheek.

To be continued.

In the third chapter, the concubine in green endured her pain to gain favor.

King Hami, blinded by lust, used two old weapons with the loyal concubine, enjoying themselves immensely. Their yang and yin essences flowed freely, leaving them numb and weak. They embraced and fell asleep until the rooster crowed three times, and as dawn broke, they awoke. They dressed and rose, and palace maids brought them water to wash their faces. After they had finished washing and grooming, the king and the loyal concubine laughed, saying, "If it weren't for my beloved concubine's intervention last night, my pleasure would never have subsided!" The

loyal concubine also laughed, "Your Majesty is too kind..." However, he couldn't bear to forcefully penetrate her. Could it be that Consort Mu's vagina is too narrow to accommodate a thousand-year-old's manhood, while my vagina is wide enough to accommodate it? If my vagina were as narrow as Consort Mu's, then a thousand-year-old's desire would never be satisfied!

After the king and his wife finished speaking, they laughed for a while. The king left the East Palace and went to the West Palace. He pushed open the palace gate, walked to the dragon bed, and lifted the red embroidered fragrant curtains. He looked at Consort Mu and saw that her face was delicate and beautiful, and she was still asleep. The king lifted the brocade quilt and saw that her body was like jade, white as cotton, with small, pointed, and round breasts.
Looking down at her waist, he saw that her breasts were high and plump, like steamed buns, with a red slit in the middle—this was the wonderful spring bay. He saw everything. Hami, now greatly aroused, felt his penis rise again, sharp and hard, thicker than before. He turned and closed the door, pulled down his trousers, and, with his erect penis still standing, pulled Mu Fei to the edge of the bed.

Mu Fei woke up and, seeing it was the Emperor, said, "Your Majesty, isn't it shameful to have your eyes opened in broad daylight?"

The Emperor replied, "The bright sunlight makes it easier to see clearly than under lamplight. Although it's bright, there are still shadows."
As he spoke, he embraced her, placing her two white legs on his shoulders, and carefully looked at her again. Her buttocks, high and low, were all clearly visible. After seeing her, his penis, sharp and hard, thick and hot, was very appealing. He also saw the fluid flowing from her vulva, and used his hand to wipe the tip of his penis. His jade stem was slippery, and he thrust hard into her vulva, penetrating most of the way in.

Consort Mu cried out in pain, but the king's lust burned like a raging fire. He paid no heed, thrusting forcefully, penetrating her completely, his glans reaching her very core, causing an intense, tingling sensation. The king, entering a state of blissful ecstasy, refused to stop, thrusting in and out, sometimes shallow, sometimes deep, using eighty-one thrusts in and out, causing Consort Mu to nearly die several times, only to be brought back to life again. Her vaginal fluids flowed freely, and her limbs were limp.
After several thousand thrusts, King Hami ejaculated, and Consort Mu fainted. King Hami breathed several breaths of yang energy into her dantian, and Consort Mu immediately awoke, her beautiful eyes wide open. She exclaimed, "Your Majesty has fucked me to death!"
The king said, "I cherish beauty and am reluctant to have a sudden, violent fuck. But seeing your exceptional charm and captivating beauty, my desire was so intense that even a hundred soldiers could not resist. This sudden intrusion is only natural. There is no greater pleasure in the world than this."

After speaking, he quickly straightened his clothes, got up, and ordered the palace maids to bring him fragrant water to wash his face.

Soon after, a banquet was prepared in the palace, and Consort Zhong was invited to drink in the West Palace. Eight musicians were then ordered to play music, sing, and dance in the West Palace.

As the poem says:

"Sounds are enough to please the ears, colors are enough to please the eyes.
Maids are enough to command, and light furs are enough to suit the body.
Such is the joy and wealth of this king of a wild country.
Even the greatest pleasures in the world must be respected."
The pleasures of the king were disguised as elixirs; the taste of such pleasures would reveal their true nature.

King Hami was feasting in the West Palace, flanked by his loyal concubine on the left and his wooden concubine on the right. The music of the sheng (a type of reed pipe instrument) was melodious and pleasing to the ear; nothing could compare to this. He was a celestial being, enjoying unparalleled bliss. He drank until the wine was gone, indulging in revelry day and night. But
the story cannot be repeated. For three months, King Hami neglected state affairs, indulging in debauchery day and night. The officials and ministers were disheartened and coldly remarked, "Such neglect of state affairs cannot last. The signs of the kingdom's demise begin from this day forward." This was the subject of their discussion, but need not be repeated.

Meanwhile, King Diao Sanbao of the Diao Rat Kingdom, bordering the Human Skin Kingdom, heard that King Hami was indulging in debauchery and neglecting state affairs, that the officials were lax, and that the people were divided. That day, Diao Sanbao ascended the throne and gathered his officials and ministers.

Diao Sanbao said, "Now, King Hami has not attended court for months, indulging in wine and women. The officials are resentful, and the people are divided. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I intend to lead 30,000 troops to attack him. What do you all think?"

The officials said, "To use the righteous to attack the wicked is as easy as taking something out of a bag. Moreover, Your Majesty governs the country with benevolence and righteousness, treating your ministers like your own arms and your people like your own children. Who would not do their utmost to help you succeed?"

Before the officials finished speaking, Diao Sanbao said, "Since you all think so, which wise minister will join me in selecting troops and generals to attack him?"

A general named Yeerdan stepped forward from the left rank, knelt before the palace, and said, "Your Majesty, I am willing to join Your Majesty in selecting troops and generals to attack him."

Diao Sanbao was overjoyed. Upon seeing that it was General Yeerdan, the king said, "Since the general has worked so diligently with me, a great reward will be given upon our success. Now, there is no time to lose; quickly go and select your troops."

Yeerdan kowtowed and took his leave of the king. The officials then dispersed,

and the king returned to his palace. Yeerdan rested for the night at his residence. The next morning, he issued an order: all the officers and soldiers in the camp were to wait at the training ground. Yeerdan, fully armed, went out, mounted his horse, and arrived at the training ground. He ascended the drill hall, where the roster was presented. He selected the officers and soldiers, totaling 30,000 cavalry and infantry, within three days. Yeerdan went to court, met the king, and together they went out of the city to observe the troops.

A poem read:

Banners obscure the red sun, spears and swords gleam like silver.
Men are like tigers descending the mountain, horses like dragons emerging from the water.
Five camps and four outposts, totaling 30,000 soldiers.
Their shouts and cheers are like a swarm of bees.
After reviewing the documents, the king issued the military orders. King

Diao Sanbao, seeing that his 30,000 troops were ready, appointed Ye Erdan as Grand Marshal and Ye Erdan's younger brother, Ye Ergun, as Vanguard. That very day, cannons were fired, the army was mobilized, and a large camp was set up. The army marched in a grand procession, banners fluttering, and in less than three days, they reached the border of the Human Skin Kingdom. After traveling four or five days, they were fifty li from the city when they set up camp, rested for three days, and generously rewarded their troops. The soldiers and generals were all grateful, but this will not be elaborated upon here.

Meanwhile, King Hami was in the palace drinking and making merry with his two consorts, Zhong and Mu, indulging in all sorts of frivolous activities when a palace maid suddenly reported: "Your Highness, something terrible has happened! The palace official just reported that Diao Sanbao from the Diaoshu Kingdom, leading 30,000 soldiers and ten generals, with Marshal Yeerdan and vanguard Yeergun, has set up camp fifty li from the city and will soon choose an auspicious day to attack our city."

King Hami was greatly alarmed upon hearing this and said: "I, King Hami, have an unbreakable bond with Prince Diao Sanbao of the Diao Rat Kingdom. Every year, they pay me 100,000 taels of silver in tribute, but this year they have failed to pay, which is already an insult. How dare they lead 30,000 troops to attack me? If I allow them to cause trouble, won't they laugh at me? Tomorrow I will definitely lead my troops out of the city and slaughter them all!" The

next day, Hami conveyed the decree to all the civil and military officials in the city. The generals were divided, and there was no unity among them; only two captains and 500 cavalry and infantry remained. King Hami, fully armored, mounted his horse, and led his troops out of the city. After traveling more than 30 li, Diao Sanbao's scouts had already discovered the situation.

Diao Sanbao, upon hearing this, was overjoyed, saying, "King Hami has come to his death!"

He immediately donned his armor, mounted his horse, and, with his 30,000 troops, led by Marshal Ye Erdan and Vanguard Ye Ergun, swaggering and fully armored, led their 30,000 troops to meet him. After traveling ten li, the two armies met and each formed their battle formation.
King Hami took the lead, rising from the camp, and called out, "Prince of the Rat Kingdom, listen carefully! I have long been an ally of yours, so why have you suddenly raised an army to conquer my country?"

Diao Sanbao, holding his spear, replied, "Brother, it is not that I dare to raise an army to attack today, but because you indulge in wine and women, neglecting state affairs and the welfare of the people, causing the civil and military officials to be divided, and the common people to mourn the tyranny of their ruler. I advise you, from now on, to banish this wicked concubine from the Western Palace and send her home. Without the demoness as the rightful wife, you will naturally continue to attend to state affairs day and night, uphold the law, and bestow kindness upon the people. Your prosperity will gradually increase while your decline will decrease. I urge you to make this decision." King

Hami, upon hearing this, was furious and said, "Fine, you traitor, what clever words are you spouting? Put him in jail immediately, and I will capture you, you lawless villain!"

With that, he spurred his horse straight at Diao Sanbao, their blades clashing. The two fought for over three hundred rounds, neither gaining the upper hand.
Diao Sanbao ordered his army to shout and wave flags. Marshal Ye Erdan and Vanguard Ye Ergun led 30,000 soldiers to surround Hami. Five hundred soldiers slaughtered them all, capturing King Hami. They then led the main force to seize the city. In the palace, they found Consorts Zhong and Mu, and the rest were killed. The civil and military officials in the city fled to other countries.

Diao Sanbao, holding a steel sword, examined Consorts Zhong and Mu closely. He saw that they were beautiful and delicate, like fairies. Diao Sanbao could not bear to kill them and spared them. He then brought Hami to the palace bound.

Diao Sanbao said, "I cannot bear to kill you. Send you to the Kingdom of Xianle to serve in the army." After giving these instructions, King Hami was taken away by two soldiers.

Diao Sanbao issued an edict to pacify the people, promoting civil and military officials and bestowing rewards upon them. The 30,000 soldiers were rewarded with wine, meat, and silver. He ordered Marshal Ye Erdan and Vanguard Ye Ergun to go to the Kingdom of Diao Shu to retrieve their families. Within a month, all the documents arrived. Diao Sanbao was overjoyed, seized the palace, and kept Consorts Zhong and Mu in it to serve him. Diao Sanbao spent every night in the palace, indulging in pleasure with Consorts Zhong and Mu, for nearly a year.

One day, Consort Zhong and Consort Mu discussed something. Consort Zhong said, "My dear sister, we have endured this humiliation for almost a year. We don't know what happened to His Highness after he went to serve in the army. If he obtains the true teachings, we will decide what to do next."

Leaving aside the concubines' private discussions, let us tell you that King Hami, after his country was destroyed, was exiled more than a thousand li. On the way, he seized an opportunity to kill two soldiers, changed their clothes, disguised himself as a commoner, and returned to his country, hiding in the home of a former trusted minister without being discovered.

That day, sitting alone, thinking of the destruction of his country and the loss of his home, his anger was beyond words. That night, he changed his clothes, put on fast shoes, and tucked a short knife into his pocket. Disguised as a thief, he went out and walked to the wall of his back garden. Knowing the way well, he climbed over the wall from the back garden, sneaking around the base before quietly approaching the palace wall. It was around the second watch of the night when he climbed over the wall again and walked stealthily in the courtyard. The moon was bright that night, and he heard laughter coming from inside the house. Listening closely, he realized it was Consort Zhong and Consort Mu. He was furious and trembled with rage.
What was happening to King Hami in the Eastern Palace? To be continued.

Chapter Four: Hami Steals Back to His Country, Enters the Palace at Night to Kill the Crafty King.

It is said that King Hami arrived at the Eastern Palace at night and eavesdropped under the window. He heard Crafty Sanbao embracing Consort Zhong, enjoying himself. Consort Mu was also in the palace, and the three of them were chatting idly, taking turns playing cards.

Upon hearing this, King Hami was enraged. He kicked open the palace gates, brandished his steel sword, and roared, "Diao Sanbao, you traitor, take this!"

Diao Sanbao, naked at the time, heard someone calling his name; the voice sounded like King Hami.

Startled, Diao Sanbao exclaimed, "You've arrived!"

He jumped off the bed, unarmed, and ran out of the palace gates. He had only taken a few steps when King Hami caught up, struck him down with a single blow, and then chopped him into pieces with several more. Seeing that his anger had not yet subsided, King Hami used his sword to pull out Diao Sanbao's heart and liver, chewed them, and ate them. How ruthless!

As the poem says:

Enemies meeting enemies are bound to turn their eyes red.
Those who encounter lust will surely kill; this is the nature of all men.

It is said that Hami ate Diao Sanbao's heart and liver to vent his hatred. Then he went to the West Palace and killed Diao Sanbao's three concubines and a princess in a fit of rage, which further quelled his anger. When Consorts Zhong and Mu saw that it was Hami returning to the country, they welcomed him into the palace and comforted him for a long time, expressing their sorrow at the separation.

King Hami put on his royal hat and dragon robe and ascended the throne at dawn to receive the civil and military officials, some of whom had fled and others who were originally in the court.
At this time, Mu Jianjing entered the palace to see the king and tearfully recounted the separation. King Hami said, "Grand Historian, we, as ruler and subject, have been separated for more than a year. The hardships we have endured are beyond words. But today, I have avenged myself and killed the traitor, which is a great blessing."
He then issued an edict to pacify the people, grant amnesty to prisoners, and allowed seven-tenths of the former officials to return. He re-established the government, working day and night without rest, and all the officials worked together with one heart.

After a month or so, he annexed the Diaoshu Kingdom and made it his own. He appointed Taishi Mu Jianjing to govern Diaoshu Kingdom, and from then on, the country became rich and prosperous, and it became a peaceful world.

Meanwhile, King Hami said to his two consorts, Zhong and Mu, in the palace one day: "The law of retribution in this world is absolutely infallible. Diao Sanbao is extremely wicked and his conscience is completely corrupt. When I was conquering him, I captured him and spared his life three times. Now he has grown strong and destroyed my territory. He has also taken my two beloved consorts into the palace and has been raping and abusing them for over a year. Such actions are against heaven and reason. With the help of a divine being in secret, I killed two Jie soldiers on my journey and secretly escaped back to my country, mingling with the common people and suffering endless torment. I wish I could eat his flesh and sleep on his skin. Today, I will kill this villain and eat his heart and liver." "This fulfills my lifelong wish, and the annexation of other countries has extinguished the fire in my heart."

Consorts Zhong and Mu also had their grievances, saying, "We two consorts know all of His Highness's suffering. We were violated and humiliated by treacherous villains, forced to follow them against our will, not willingly. We wanted to commit suicide, but feared we would never see our lord again. Now that His Highness has killed his enemies, we are willing to die."

King Hami said, "My two beloved consorts, please do not take your own lives. There was no other way. I will not punish you. I only wish that the three of us, in life and in death, will share the same grave, without any doubt."

The two consorts thanked him, their gratitude surpassing anything before. The Yongle Emperor lived a hundred years. To be continued.

In the fifth chapter, Grand Historian Mu gains power and wealth, plots to harm the prince and seize the throne.

It is said that King Hami, along with his two consorts, Zhong and Mu, are deeply in love. After two years, each consort gives birth to a son. Zhong's son is named Sanqi King, and Mu's son is named Sisheng King. Both are ten years old, with robust physiques and handsome appearances, much to King Hami's delight.

That day, at the fifth watch, King Hami ascends the throne for court. Sanqi King and Sisheng King emerge from the palace to pay their respects. All the civil and military officials are overjoyed, seeing the two brothers' exceptional qualities.

That same day, Mu Jianjing returns home from the Kingdom of Diaoshu, bringing with him dozens of sheep and horses. Upon arriving at his home, he unloads all his gold, silver, and treasures, becoming immensely wealthy. That day, on King Hami's birthday, he attends court to pay his respects. The civil and military officials offer their congratulations, and a grand banquet is held to entertain the officials. But this will not be described further.

Then, Mu Taishi entered the palace, saw his daughter, inquired about her well-being, and chatted idly. He met his nephew, the Fourth Prince, and stayed for a while. Then the Third Prince entered. Upon seeing him, Mu Jianjing asked his daughter, Consort Mu, "Who is this prince's father?"
Consort Mu replied, "He is the son of the Crown Prince's Consort Zhong."

Upon hearing this, Mu Jianjing pondered, thinking to himself, "The Crown Prince's Third Prince is a month older than the Fourth Prince. He is the eldest son and, moreover, born to the Crown Prince. He will surely inherit the throne in the future. At that time, my nephew will inevitably be at his beck and call for life. If there are disagreements, it will be very inconvenient. What

should I do?" Suddenly, an idea came to him: "This is the only proper way." Having made up his mind, he chatted a few more words and left the palace to return home.

But let's leave that aside for now. Mu Taishi returned home, feeling depressed and unhappy. After two days, he went to the palace again to invite the two young princes to come and play. The Second Prince did not suspect anything, and Consort Zhong also considered it a great pleasure and did not stop him.

While playing at Mu Zei's house, they played until past noon, when a banquet was served. Mu Zei had two wine jugs; one contained ordinary wine, and the other contained a poisonous wine for the intestines, laced with erysipelas. He picked up the jug, first pouring three cups of the good wine and urging the king to drink them all. Then he poured a cup of the poisoned wine and presented it to King Sanqi, urging him to drink it as well.

A short while later, King Sanqi felt unbearable pain in his stomach, cried out several times, and died. Mu Zei feigned panic and hurriedly ordered his men to carry him to the palace in a sedan chair.

King Hami and Consort Zhong, upon seeing him, turned ashen-faced and asked, "Grand Historian Mu, what is the cause of this?"
Mu Zei said, "I also do not understand what illness the young prince is suffering from. He was just playing with the second prince when, for some reason, he suddenly fell ill."

King Hami saw that the young prince's body was turning blue and knew that he had ingested poison. He hurriedly summoned the imperial physician to treat him.

Fortunately, King Hami was lucky and was given an antidote. Within half an hour, the young prince had already woken up. King Hami knew that it was Mu Taishi who was responsible. He quickly stepped forward and grabbed Mu Taishi, his face full of anger. He said, "Taishi, you and I are blood relatives. Now you have turned on me and poisoned my son. What hatred do you have for me? I helped you suppress the scoundrel, but you let peace prevail. How can I let you get away with this? If it weren't for the Western Palace, I would have beheaded you to avenge you."

He ordered the warriors, "Quickly tie up this traitor. First, give him forty lashes, then exile him to a place called the Western Regions Kingdom, where he will die of old age and will not be allowed to return home."

The warriors obeyed the order, first giving him forty lashes, then exiling him to the army.

As the poem says:

"Treacherous officials appear every day, and wicked villains spring up everywhere.
If they were one's own parents, how could they possibly harm their nephew?

Human relationships are as fickle as autumn clouds, and scheming is like a tiger's den—this is clear evidence."

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