Awkward things between me and my female colleagues

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1. Let me start with mine. One day, I was riding my bike across Guanghua Bridge with a pretty female colleague from work. Because the bridge was quite steep, I reached out and pushed her from behind, but with a bit of force, I unhooked her bra…
Has anyone had a similar experience?
2. One day, I was waiting for a bus with a female colleague. Because the sun was very strong, she was wearing a thin skirt, which I found quite attractive… She didn't know how to stand… She tried several angles… and I enjoyed it even more!!
3. Once, I was sitting and operating a small computer when my female colleague stood behind me, calling me for something. I turned around and kissed her breasts (it was summer, and they were quite large).
4. The woman opposite me was enormous. One day, the second button of her tight-fitting shirt came undone… She asked me: "Why are you staring at me?" I said: Your button is undone~~~
5. When I was in my second year of high school, I ran into a senior girl on the campus road. We were pretty close. She punched me in the chest, and my immediate reaction was to punch her in the chest too. My fist had already hit her when I suddenly felt something was wrong. It felt so good! I walked away coolly!
6. Once, I went out to dinner with my boss and his female secretary and some clients. After getting out of the car, the clients and my boss walked in front, and the female secretary walked behind them. I was at the very back when I suddenly noticed that the zipper on the back of the female secretary's skirt was undone, and a large part of her red underwear was showing. Wow, I was so excited that I almost fainted. Finally, we were almost at our destination, and I couldn't hold back anymore. I couldn't tell her, otherwise she would think I was a pervert. I was afraid of ruining things, so I pretended to bump into her, took the opportunity to help her up, and straightened her skirt. I was sweating all over after that.
7. I haven't had any relationships with female colleagues, but I did have some with female classmates when I was in school. Once, during final exams, I was still cramming for the exams. After putting my bag in front of me, I suddenly remembered my pen was still in it. I turned around abruptly, and the girl behind me bumped into me. She was so close, and it was summer. I could feel every part of her body very clearly, and I think she felt the same way. We both turned bright red. As a result, I still failed that course.
8. Another one: One day I was lying on a bench at work reading a magazine when a girl came to borrow it. The chair was about 60cm off the ground, and she was wearing a short skirt, so the angle was perfect. I said no, and we argued for a while. Finally, she realized what was happening and ran away, her face red. So I put the magazine on her seat with a note inside that read… [Note contents confidential]. That afternoon, she treated me to McDonald's. :)
9. Let me tell you another one: One day, two female colleagues in their forties went shopping. When they came back, they kept saying they had spent a lot of money. A colleague went up to her and opened her bag to see if there was anything edible. To his surprise, he pulled out a box—condoms!! He froze on the spot!!!
10. Haha, one day the company organized an outing, and all participants needed to sign in. I was sitting behind the sign-in table near the door, responsible for registration. A girl came in and leaned over the table to write her name. Wow! So cool! Her upper body was almost at a 90-degree angle to the table, her neckline was very low, completely revealing her chest! Haha. But she immediately realized what she was doing and quickly straightened up and walked away. Haha, I think she realized she was exposing herself and, out of politeness, left without even saying goodbye.
11. One day in the computer room, I climbed under the test bench (a discarded 4x6 meter conference table) to run the cables. I heard someone come in and lock the door, but I didn't pay attention. After a while, I turned around and climbed out. I happened to see the girl standing there barefoot, having pulled her skirt up high, one leg resting on the chair, putting on stockings. One leg was already up to her thigh, and she was adjusting her underwear. Because the chair back blocked her view, she didn't notice me; I was less than 50 centimeters away at that moment. Then, when she was putting on her right leg, she noticed me and quickly turned her back to me. But her skirt hadn't come down yet, and I suddenly noticed her wide hips… she was wearing pantyhose. I was so embarrassed, I burst out laughing. The girl got angry and stomped on my head...
12. When I first entered university, the school was distributing books, and the girls came to the boys' dormitory. A girl from Fujian was bending over to tidy up the books on the ground while talking to me. Because her neckline was too low, I could see everything underneath, and she wasn't wearing a bra, hoho, I immediately blushed. Later, she pursued me, but I didn't want her because I thought her breasts weren't pretty, ^_^
13. In the summer, I often go to boutiques and shopping malls, of course there are many girls. A classmate called me, and when I turned around, I felt something wrong with my arm. I looked and bumped into a girl's chest. I blushed, and she blushed even more. I was so dizzy, except that she was a little ugly, that's all! I washed my arm vigorously when I got home and couldn't sleep all night!!!
14. When I got off the bus, I stepped on the long skirt of the girl in front of me. She almost fell, and her little butt was immediately exposed. Such pretty underwear, such a sexy butt! Such a gentle slap!!!
15. One day in high school, I went swimming at the pool. My classmate and I were having a contest in the deep end to see who could swim the farthest in one breath. I closed my eyes (I didn't have money for swimming goggles back then, and the pool water was too bright for my eyes) and dove in, swimming forward as fast as I could. Suddenly, I felt something smooth and warm against my face. I didn't realize what it was and kept going, and then I got stuck! When I reached up and touched myself, I realized—I had gotten under a girl's crotch! She started kicking wildly (I couldn't hear anything above water, but I guess she probably screamed). I felt like I was being kicked countless times in the back, and then she kicked me all the way to the bottom of the pool, my belly pressed against the bottom, and I swallowed several mouthfuls of water. I was so embarrassed! I didn't dare surface immediately, afraid of being hit by her. I held my breath and swam a short distance before sneaking to the surface. I almost suffocated that time. Later, I looked around, thankfully there were many people, it was lively, and no one was watching me. I couldn't find the girl who had kicked me.
16. Once, after I got on the bus, other people squeezed in, pressing me towards the middle. My arm ended up between a girl's breasts, which felt pretty good, haha. I was super embarrassed, but I couldn't move at all, and I didn't dare turn around to look at her. When she got off the bus, I looked at her and, wow, she was super ugly, I felt like throwing up. 17.
I was chatting with a female colleague I knew well when I suddenly noticed her new bag was nice. I asked about the price, looked at it carefully, and even opened it to check the workmanship inside, praising it endlessly. She was, of course, basking in the happiness of being praised. Then I noticed a two-inch square plastic piece in the bag, about 3mm thick, with a very pleasing color. I didn't immediately recognize it, and picked it up to examine it closely: What is this? Three seconds later, I realized my colleague was speechless, and then I realized, it's an ultra-thin single-piece bag!! I pretended to be completely confused, put it back, and continued praising it.
18. I was riding a tricycle with a beautiful female colleague. When we got off, there were other people waiting to ride with us. After we got off, two men quickly got on, then jumped up and exclaimed, "Why is it so wet? I touched it and it was covered in blood!" My beautiful colleague immediately turned pale as a sheet and ran away. I was afraid those two would cause me trouble, so I followed her. The two big men were left cursing.
19. Another true story: When I was in my first year of high school, the girl in front of me was incredibly pretty. One evening during self-study, she turned around and said she wanted to ask me a question that had been bothering her for a long time. I said, "Okay, go ahead." She loudly asked me, "I often hear people mention things like the glans penis, what is that?!" I was completely stunned... I had no choice but to answer, "It's a good thing, I know, but you'll find out later..." From then on, I never dared to talk to her again, and I changed seats, afraid she would ask some super weird question again... Hehe
, 20. When I was little, around elementary school age, I remember going to a pretty girl's house once. She said she wanted to give me something, and I was so surprised. When I saw it was a balloon, I was so happy! I blew up a lot of balloons with her, and we tied them all over her house. We even took them out to play in the street, and I was still holding one when I got home. My mom beat me up and asked where I got them. I said my sister gave them to me, and she said it was okay, but she beat me even more. I think it was because I shouldn't accept things from strangers so easily. Later I realized that those balloons were condoms!
21. When I was in high school, my foreign language teacher was a pretty girl, only 3-4 years older than us. We often joked about her. One day, she came to the class to relay a notice from the academic affairs director, asking the class committee to submit some materials to the academic affairs office. After she finished explaining the requirements, I casually asked, "Which director should we give them to?" The teacher replied, "The one surnamed Jiao..." The whole class fell silent, then burst into laughter.
22. A girlfriend of mine, when she was little, found her dad's condoms and thought they were balloons. She blew them up one by one, strung them together with sticks, and went out to play, generously sharing them with her friends. The neighbors were amazed!
23. What happened a few days ago was really embarrassing! That day, I accompanied the general manager and his beloved secretary on an inspection of our department. The manager strode around, the secretary took smaller steps but swung her arms very confidently, and I followed closely behind. My colleagues all stood up to greet the manager. Suddenly, the manager stopped abruptly in front of a colleague's desk, the secretary also stopped abruptly, but I didn't stop. The secretary's hand hit my "little brother" hard. Everyone saw it except the manager, who continued to ask after me. I was in excruciating pain, and the secretary asked, "Are you alright?" None of the employees dared to laugh.
24. Today, all the female colleagues in the office wore new uniforms, matching skirt suits, and they all got their hair done yesterday. This morning, I went to the office to get something, and a young woman was writing something on her desk. Judging from her back and hair, I thought she was a colleague I knew well, so I jokingly went over to hug her from behind. But when I turned around, oh my god, it was the manager! I turned around, ran, my face burning, and I was covered in sweat.
25. Once, during a company roundtable meeting, I was late and had to squeeze to my seat. A female colleague was blocking my way, and she had already made room for me, but I wanted to pass behind her. She loudly asked, "Why do you have to go through behind me?" I blurted out, "You're too tight in front of me, so I have to go through behind you." Everyone burst into laughter.
26. Once, I was helping out at a friend's internet cafe when I saw a guy sitting there looking dejected. I asked him what was wrong, and he said he'd been having a great chat with a girl, and then he gave her his phone number so she could call him. The girl said, "Isn't it nice to chat like this?" He said, "I want to hear your 'voice,'" but he typed it in pinyin and forgot the 'g' in 'shengyin' (sound), typing 'shenyin' (groaning). The girl logged off and left.
27. Once, some colleagues came over. A pretty girl kept going to the bathroom and didn't come out for ages, and I could hear a lot of noise coming from inside. Then I remembered the toilet was broken and hadn't been fixed yet, so I asked her to come out so I could fix it. But she absolutely refused to come out. After much persuasion, seeing no hope of fixing it, she finally came out, blushing. I went inside and saw it was covered in blood; she was having her period...
28. That happened in college. One day, a dozen of us, both boys and girls, went on a picnic in the park. We bought a lot of food, including roast chicken. When everyone sat down to eat, a girl said, "Let's girls eat the chicken first." Hearing this, all the boys burst out laughing. The girl even asked us strangely what was so funny.
29. After work, a colleague and I were leaving the company gate together. He pointed to the street across the street: "What do you think of that woman in white over there?" I glanced at her and said disdainfully, "Her breasts are too small; she looks infertile. And she has a beard; she's awful!" Before I could finish speaking, the woman walked over and took my colleague's arm. I... am my colleague's ex-wife. They divorced two months ago, apparently because she had some fertility issues. Hmph, those two scoundrels must have been out fooling around today…
30. Me too! Once, a few of us went to Fujian for fun. There was a temple with a huge bronze tortoise in front of it, and lots of people were taking pictures. When it was a girl's turn, she came up with a unique idea: she actually rode on the tortoise's head! When we saw her riding that giant tortoise, we all laughed so hard, and she was completely baffled.

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