【No. 10 Yandaixie Street】(01) Author: Jianzou Pianfeng1219

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Author: Sword Takes an Unconventional Approach 1219
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Act 01: Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Fool
I am a handsome guy: My chinchilla is pregnant!!
Heart123: Congratulations^_^
I am a handsome guy: What should I do?
Heart123: What color are they?
I am a handsome guy: Standard gray, both of them!
Heart123: When did you buy them from me?
I am a handsome guy: Huh? I didn't buy them from you!
Hang Hang stared at the screen, beads of sweat almost rolling down his forehead.
The other person, "I am a handsome guy," was still bombarding Taobao Wangwang.
What kind of person is this? He didn't buy them from me, and he wants me to solve this?
Communicating with him and learning about his chinchilla's situation, Hang Hang thought about it and decided to help. Since he found him
, it was fate, and besides, he loved chinchillas very much. Looking at this careless guy, he probably really
couldn't handle his first litter. If he unfortunately died, it would be fine if he didn't know, but if he did, he would definitely be upset. Moreover, it was
a customer who came to my door on their own initiative. The profits from tortoise food, snacks, and other supplies were quite high. "I don't
believe you won't buy from me in the future, will you?"
The customer asked for the address and, upon hearing it was No. 10 Yandaixie Street, immediately cheered
. He said he was near the Imperial College, very close .
Hang Hang watched this simpleton log off and leave, then sat in front of the computer for a while longer. Business on Taobao was rather slow today
.
The wind chimes hanging at the door rang. Hang Hang looked up and, sure enough, it was Miss Zhu and her Old English Sheepdog again.
"Hi... I'm here." "You're here
early too. Please have a seat; we can arrange your beauty treatment soon." Hang Hang poured Miss Zhu a
glass of ice water. The Old English Sheepdog squatted beside her, behaving very obediently.
"Yeah, I'm used to coming early." Miss Zhu took a fashion magazine from her bag and
put some snacks in the tortoise's food bowl.
"Hello?" The wind chimes rang again, and a girl of about eighteen or nineteen years old pushed open the door.
"Hi, what do you need?"
"Oh, I'm looking at dog food."
"Okay, which brand do you want?"
"How much is Pedigree per pound?"
"Sandwiched or regular?" Hang Hang asked with a smile.
"Sandwich-filled."
"8 yuan."
"Wow! That's pretty cheap."
"Yes. Want some?"
"Uh... weigh me four jin, I can't carry more."
"Okay, just a moment. Thirsty? There's ice water in the water dispenser, and the cup is over there."
"Great, I just moved here, it's so convenient to have a pet store." The girl took a cup and filled it with water.
"It's really hot today."
"Yes, it's summer. Where did you come from?"
"Near the Central Academy of Drama."
"Oh, that's quite close."
"Yes, I'll have to come often."
Hang Hang divided the four jin of dog food into two bags: "Here, dog food."
"Okay, I'll give you the money." The girl said, moving closer to the cashier. "By the way, how much is pet grooming
?"
"What's yours?"
"A Schnauzer!"
"If it's just trimming, it's 40, a full service is 120."
"Not expensive at all, how about a bath?"
"50."
"Okay."
"Here's your change, and here's a business card, you can ask me anything."
"Thank you so much!"
The girl left happily. Not only was the pet shop so close, but the owner was also handsome, and the prices were fair!
She'd have to come often…
After reading an interview, Ms. Zhu saw Haihong come out of the preparation room. "Sister Zhu, you're early again."
"Is it our Superman's turn?"
"Yes, it's ready. Come on, Superman, let's go! Let's get a good bath…"
Ms. Zhu watched Superman go inside and then picked up her magazine again.
Hang Hang stretched his shoulders and returned to his computer. This was another ordinary day in his life. Yes,
Hang Hang's daily life was basically like this. He owned a medium-sized pet shop, providing pet lovers with
various materials and services. He had two employees, Lin Haihong and Cui Yingying, two lively and lovely girls
with veterinary licenses who loved animals. Hang Hang's pet shop was located at No. 10 Yandaixie Street, a
two-story old-style building with a separate courtyard. The first floor and part of the courtyard had been expanded into the pet shop, and the second floor was his private residence.
This courtyard was bought by his father a long time ago. Besides this place, they also have another residence in Di'anmen, but it's
empty because his parents are both diplomats and are stationed abroad.
Hang Hang gets up at ten o'clock every day, and the pet shop opens promptly at ten-thirty. The daily business hours are from ten-thirty in the morning to
ten-thirty in the evening. Haihong and Yingying change shifts at four o'clock every day. They have been working here for two years and
have a very good relationship with the customers and their pets.
Hang Hang doesn't have any particular hobbies, basically just pets and traveling. His most beloved pet is the chinchilla Kaka,
a male, who is four years old this year, and they have a very close relationship. Logically speaking, Hang Hang should
lack nothing in his life except a companion, a human, and he requires a male ^_^
"Yes, it should be right to go in from Di'anmen Shopping Mall." Liang Ze sat in the back seat of the taxi,
with his two gray chinchillas beside him. The two are currently isolated—the female refuses the male's mating attempts during her pregnancy
, so they have to be isolated.
Liang Ze looked anxiously at his two beloved children, fearing something might go wrong.
Before leaving, he made sure he had over seven hundred yuan on him, which should be enough to solve the problem. Of course,
he was still annoyed to find that he only had seven hundred yuan in his wallet. He had drunk too much yesterday, which was to be expected, otherwise his wallet wouldn't be empty. His
friends all liked to drink with Liang Ze, and the more he drank, the happier they were, because once he got drunk, he would definitely
say: "Anyone who tries to pay the bill will have to fight me!" For Liang Ze at that moment, this was something he absolutely had to achieve.
But every time he sobered up, he resented himself. Liang Ze felt he might be bewitched, as if an unwritten rule
had trapped him: he would treat everyone to drinks as soon as he received his royalties, and each time he would spend all the money in his wallet.
Liang Ze was a freelance writer, mainly earning money through his writing. His fixed monthly income came from writing for the magazine *p*
, where he had a column, but this income was only 1500 yuan. The rest came from submitting articles, some of which were
more stable. He also wrote novels; his novella *Meng*, published last year in *Story*, won a
significant literary award. He was currently signed with a publishing house and was working hard on his first full-length novel, *Flowers
Never Fade*, which focused on three women from three different eras whose lives witnessed the rise and fall of society and families.
Yes, Liang Ze was a literary novelist who didn't seem like one at all.
Why didn't he seem like one? In his friend's words—Liang Ze's mind was limited to his literary works.
Well, that was the truth. In real life, Liang Ze was sloppy, clueless, and a bit of a goofball. Let's elaborate.
Regarding the messiness:
Liang Ze lives alone in a two-bedroom apartment near the Imperial College. His parents died unexpectedly when he was young, and his only
brother got married and had children, leaving him alone. The small bedroom, converted into a study, is the only
reasonably tidy place in the entire apartment. The large bedroom is perpetually cluttered with messy blankets, clothes carelessly tossed about, and
a jumble of novels from various countries. The living room is even worse, piled high with all sorts of valuable junk. It's really
all junk. For example, there's a mirror called the "Mirror of Socrates," which Liang Ze
bought for 7,000 yuan. Actually, it's nothing special, not even an antique; an old man at Panjiayuan (a famous antique market in Beijing) tricked him into buying it. Another
example is a Tang Dynasty tri-colored pottery piece on a display shelf, supposedly from the Qing Dynasty palace. Liang Ze bought it for 9,000 yuan, but later
had it appraised as a 1999 Jingdezhen product. Yet another example is a half-person-sized teddy bear, supposedly the world's
first teddy bear, which Liang Ze bought for 5,000 yuan. It's actually a 1995 Slovakian replica…
Regarding being a bit slow
, Liang Ze has done too many slow things, to the point that even his closest friends call him "Second Fool." A few examples:
First, about Chinchillas. Liang Ze first saw a chinchilla when he accompanied his sister-in-law to a pet store. His sister-in-law was getting her Pekingese
groomed, and Liang Ze spotted a chinchilla among the many animals. At that time, Liang Ze didn't know what a chinchilla was. He only
saw a round, chubby, rabbit-like creature squatting with its back to him. Liang Ze, being impulsive, reached into the cage
and was bitten without warning. Liang Ze yelled, "What is this?!" The shopkeeper said, "A chinchilla." Liang Ze asked, "
Why did it bite me?" The shopkeeper said, "Because it's eating." Liang Ze asked, "When doesn't it eat?" The shopkeeper said, "
It eats all the time." At this moment, the chinchilla turned around, and Liang Ze immediately fell in love. In the end, they agreed on
5000 yuan for two chinchillas. His sister-in-law and Pekingese came out, practically glaring at the shopkeeper. Seriously, those two
were only worth 2000 yuan, and that was considered high. Secondly, regarding the award.
After Liang Ze's novella "Meng" won an award, the editor of *Story* magazine immediately notified him. At that time, Liang Ze was still half asleep. Upon receiving
the news over the phone, he exclaimed, "Ah, I won an award? That's great! I knew I was a genius!" He has absolutely no sense of humility; the old
editor, holding the phone, almost wanted to slap him on the neck. Thirdly, regarding girlfriends. Liang Ze only has one relative left,
his older brother. The brother dotes on his younger brother, but the younger brother insisted that his brother say: "Little brother, don't
get another girlfriend, never again!" Why? Well, actually, it's not a big deal, but it's not a small
deal either… His first girlfriend swindled Liang Ze out of a lot of money, the second forced him to marry her by claiming she was pregnant, only to
find out the child wasn't his, and the third… well, the third one was alright, except she eloped with someone else
…
Regarding point 2.
Considering the above two points, his point 2 is self-evident.
Liang Ze is lonely, only when he's writing, but his life is mostly spent not writing.
Only they can alleviate Liang Ze's loneliness—Totoro. This is why he stormed headlong to
No. 10 Yandaixie Street. They can't be dead; if they are dead, Liang Ze's life will be dead.
Finding Hang Hang was purely accidental. Last night, a fierce battle had occurred, and the male chinchilla had been badly bitten.
Liang Ze searched online and discovered it might be pregnant. What wonderful news! Another companion! He immediately tried
to contact the pet shop that sold him the chinchilla, but the phone was disconnected. He rushed there early the next morning, only to find it had been converted into a restaurant.
Liang Ze panicked; he had no idea how to deliver a chinchilla's kittens! In desperation, he thought of Taobao, clicked on a pet shop
, and entered—Hang Hang's shop.
The wind chimes rang again. Hang Hang looked over and saw a tall boy, about his age,
carrying a large chinchilla cage, pushing open the shop door like a pig. Needless to say, this was definitely the one who
called himself "Handsome." Hang Hang looked him over with interest. People who dared to call themselves "Handsome" usually fell into two categories: ugly
fat people, or narcissistic psychopaths. This guy had a good face and a good physique, clearly falling into the latter category.
"I'm handsome?" Hang Hang stood up and smiled.
Liang Ze was taken aback, thinking, "What's wrong with this guy? You're handsome, really handsome, even I, a guy, admit you're handsome,
but you can't keep chasing me around asking me if I'm handsome, can you?" Thinking this, Liang Ze dared not say it aloud. Good grief, if
he accidentally offended him, his Totoro and the soon-to-be-born baby Totoro… he'd better endure it!
"Handsome, you're really handsome!" Liang Ze nodded sincerely.
"Huh?" Hang Hang almost collapsed. I know I'm handsome, and I know my appearance is easily
misunderstood, but… cough! Hang Hang quickly realized that he had misunderstood his question about whether he
was handsome.
"You're incredibly handsome, even Brad Pitt isn't as handsome as you, really. Come on, let me see Totoro, handsome!"
Liang Ze placed the cage on the counter, sincerely praising Hang Hang.
"Bro," Hang Hang sighed, "you don't need to compliment me on my looks. I just want to confirm that you are
the 'I'm Handsome' guy on Taobao."
"Ah! Oh! Damn!! Fine." This name was just something I picked up on the spot, but I had no choice but to register.
I didn't think much of it at the time, and I certainly didn't expect to become a Taobao killer. Liang Ze had a personal feeling about this—
Cherish life, stay away from Taobao == "It's me, I just made this up! Quick, tell me how far along she is in pregnancy!"
"How am I supposed to tell?"
"Take her pulse?"
Hang Hang's nose practically twitched. He'd heard of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners taking women's pulses, but never a veterinarian taking a chinchilla's.
"When did you realize she was pregnant?" Hang Hang maintained his professional smile.
"Last night!"
"..." Hang Hang was utterly speechless.
"Did you see them mating?"
"No!"
"Then...where did you get that conclusion?"
"Hey, you're so unprofessional! I could tell, but you couldn't?"
"Excuse my ignorance, can you give me a hint?"
"Didn't you see I brought both of them? Our male one got bitten."
Hang Hang was fed up with his nonsense. He opened the cage and lured one over with sweet potato chips.
"That's the male!"
"Hmm, let me see its ear."
Hang Hang held the chinchilla in his palm, observing that the injury wasn't serious. The chinchilla didn't recognize him much. It took a bite of a sweet potato chip
and flipped over to go back to its cage. In that instant, as its belly turned over, Hang Hang confirmed it was female.
"This is a female."
"Impossible!"
Hang Hang put the first one back and then coaxed out the other. Confirmed—also female.
"Your chinchilla definitely won't get pregnant." Hang Hang looked at Liang Ze with amusement.
"It is pregnant! They're both...both females bit the males."
"These two of yours—are both females." "
Huh?"
"Really."
"Impossible! The person who sold it to me said they were a pair, one male and one female!"
Hey! This guy's so stubborn!
Hang Hang lost his temper, flipped its belly over, and pointed it out to Liang Ze, "See?"
"Yeah."
He picked up the other one, "See?"
"Yeah."
"Do you feel a difference?"
"Well…they're pretty much the same."
"Okay!" He really won't give up until he hits a brick wall. I'm impressed. "Come with me," Hang Hang said, leading him towards Kaka.
"Kaka, come here!"
Liang Ze watched as Hang Hang took out another chinchilla, rolled it over, and said, "This time it's different, isn't it?"
*Pfft*... Liang Ze spat out the ice water he had just drunk. "This...this..."
"So don't worry, it won't get pregnant. But I suggest you separate them. If you have two males, I'll kill them
."
"Uh..."
After talking with Hang Hang for a while, Liang Ze finally faced reality. He suggested buying another cage, and Hang Hang
introduced several types. No matter how Liang Ze looked at them, Hang Hang's cages seemed better than his own. If he bought one
and didn't have the other... he gritted his teeth and bought two! He couldn't treat them differently.
The deal was finalized—two deluxe cages with interior decorations, plus two bags of sweet potato chips, two bags of bath sand, and two bags of food, for
750 yuan.
Liang Ze gave Hang Hang all the money in his wallet.
Hang Hang really liked this customer; he was so generous!
As Liang Ze left, the two exchanged phone numbers. Hang Hang told Liang Ze to call if needed, and that
delivery was available if it was inconvenient to pick up the food. Just then, the delivery girl came in with two meals and placed them
on the counter after greeting them.
"It's lunchtime, huh?" Liang Ze smiled innocently.
"Yeah."
"Boxed lunches?"
"Yeah." Hang Hang nodded.
"They look delicious..."
"Are you hungry?"
"Ah, yes, I drank too much yesterday and just threw up all day."
"Well... why don't you eat something before you go? It might get congested..." Hang Hang looked at Liang Ze's expression and
felt that he would be mean if he didn't say that; the other guy was clearly drooling.
"Sure! You're so nice!"
"..." Well, that was exactly what he wanted; he really wasn't going to be polite.

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