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Classic Traps

: A: Besides humans, what animal loves to ask "why" the most?
B: I don't know.
A: It's a pig!
B: Why?
Haha!!! (Picked up)

- 1. Find a friend and have him say "mouse" three times, then "rat old man" three times. After he finishes saying "mouse, mouse, mouse, rat old man, rat old man, rat old man," immediately ask him, "What are cats most afraid of?" He'll almost certainly answer "mouse." I've tried this many times, and it always works.
2. Find three random objects, like three cups. When you tap the first one, have your friend say "forget," the second "love," and the third "water." Pretend it's a test of your friend's reaction speed. After a few times, keep tapping the first one. 3. If your friend follows along saying "forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof..." hehe, the effect is there.
3. Find a girl and say you're testing her English ability. You say a word, and she says the second letter of that word. Start with a few random ones, then the real fun begins.
First say "hu" (idol), and mm will say "u" (you);
then say "wife," and mm will say "i" (i);
repeat.
Do you understand?
4. You ask him, "What is a three-dot water radical plus
'lai'?" He thinks for a moment and says, "Unsure, 'lai'?"
You ask again, "What is a three-dot water radical plus 'qu'?"
He'll probably say, "...What character? Does such a character exist? 'qu'?"
Actually, it should be "fa" (law)...
5. Hold up one finger and ask someone, "How many is this?"
Then hold up two fingers and ask, "How many is this?"
Then hold up three fingers and ask, "What is 1+1?"
At most one out of ten people will answer correctly.
6. Look at Wang Shuo's novel, *Half Flame, Half Sea*. The game in it is very interesting. It involves holding a coin in your hand and answering questions. One person
asks, "Are there any numbers greater than 1?" The other person says yes . Then you
ask, "Are there any numbers greater than 10?" The other person says yes,
until you reach 100,000—
finally, you ask, "Are there any numbers greater than 1?" The other person will cautiously say, "No!"
7. By the way: You can tell your girlfriend you want to test her English reaction ability. Extend your left hand and say to her, "My thumb is 'a,' my index finger is 'c,' my middle finger is 'm,' my ring finger is 's,' and my pinky is 'x.'" Then say, "To make it more difficult, I'll distract you with Chinese." Then, you point to your middle finger and say "fish," she'll say "m." You point to your ring finger and say "donkey," she'll say "s." Then you point to your thumb and say "pig," she'll say "a." Then keep pointing to your thumb and saying "pig," she'll keep saying "a, a, a, a, a, a." If your girlfriend is smart, you can try other fingers before saying "thumb."
8. When persuading your girlfriend to drink, say to her: "I'll drink a whole glass, you take a sip,"
and repeat... "I'll drink a whole glass, you take a sip..."
9. Place your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward while your right hand makes an up-and-down pounding motion. Do this a few times, then switch hands, rubbing your right hand forward while your left hand makes an up-and-down pounding motion... Repeat this...
By the way, you need to be fast, otherwise it won't work. Hehe, give it a try. Most people can't say it.
10. A: Besides humans, what animal loves to ask "why" the most?
B: I don't know.
A: It's a pig!
B: Why?
Ha!!!
11. Let me tell you an old story, the more people the better:
an adventure story. A grandfather and grandson have a dangerous experience at sea!
The grandfather was a very skilled fisherman. One day, the weather was fine, so he called his grandson to go out to sea to fish.
But soon after they set sail, the weather suddenly changed, and a storm arose. The grandson was very scared, so the grandfather comforted him: "Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. With so many years of experience, what's a little storm like this?
" Suddenly, a big wave hit and broke the oar in two!
The grandfather said helplessly to his grandson: "My dear grandson, the oar is gone!"
12. Is the English spelling of pig "pug"?
--No, it's pig
. --No way, I thought it was u (you).
--You're wrong, it's i.
--Is pig you
?

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