I found a QQ account that I hadn't closed at an internet cafe...

What a mess!

Little Dragon Girl: Honey, you've said "886" to me three times already, why aren't you leaving yet?

(I glanced at the chat history; it was all just boring, nauseating sweet talk.)

Handsome God: I was just about to leave, but my first wife is here, I have to keep her company.
Little Dragon Girl: What did you say?!

Handsome God: Didn't you see? You can look at the chat history.

Little Dragon Girl: Who's your first wife? Then what am I???

Handsome God: I just met her. She's older than you, so of course you're younger.
Little Dragon Girl: You, I'm telling you, Little Li, don't make me angry, I'm in a bad mood today, if

you go too far, I'll break up with you!!! Handsome God: Then wait a minute, let me ask my first wife how to handle this.

Little Dragon Girl: You bastard, you're so arrogant, even if you kneel down, I won't forgive you.

(At this moment, a "shooting star" flashed up.)

Shooting Star: Li Tianming, don't you have class this afternoon?

(Li Tianming? Probably his real name.)

Handsome God: My afternoon classes are full, I don't want to go.

Meteor: You skipped class again? What did you write in your guarantee last time?

Handsome God: Damn it, what business is it of yours what I wrote in my guarantee? Are you the homeroom teacher or the counselor? Go cool off somewhere else.

Meteor: Have you forgotten who I am?

(This tone is a bit off. I checked his profile, age 25, occupation: teacher, and his name is so corny, he's probably some kind of counselor.)

(I think I can't go too far, I'd better go invisible for now.)

(I went on the BBS for a while, then logged into QQ.)

Snowflake: Honey, didn't you go to class? Why are you back?
(**!? This wife keeps coming back. I looked at the chat history, and it's similar to the boring and disgusting sweet talk from before.)

Handsome God: No, I didn't leave at all, I'm invisible.

Snowflake: Oh, you, you even go invisible between husband and wife!!!

Handsome God: 57, are you going to play stealth mode with a stranger instead of using your brain?

Snowflake: Are you alright? What did I do to you?

(Yeah, she didn't do anything to me either. I looked at the previous chat history again, and we were chatting quite amicably.)

Handsome God: Sorry, I replied to the wrong message. I thought you were my concubine.

Snowflake: Fine, fine, you surnamed Li, you've got guts. Don't you dare bother me again.

Lavender Feet: Xiao Ming, long time no see.

Handsome God: Who are you?

Lavender Feet: You've forgotten your brother so quickly?! You're so heartless!

Handsome God: Brother? Are we blood brothers?

Lavender Feet: Damn, are you out of your mind? You've forgotten about our sworn brotherhood? You've forgotten your sworn brotherhood after just one year.

Handsome God: Oh—, I remember now. Sorry, I drank too much earlier, I'm a little dizzy now.

Lavender Feet: What kind of wine did you drink in broad daylight? It's really something to be drunk like this.

(Forget it, I won't argue with him. I just ruined both of my wives, I need to find a replacement.)

(At this moment, Fangfang appears.)

Handsome God: Hello, I've had a crush on you for a long time, can you be my wife?

Fangfang: Are you crazy?!

Handsome God: Yeah, I'm lovesick, just waiting for you to cure me.

Handsome God: Will you or not, just say the word, if not I'll die.

Fangfang: Are you stupid? I'm your sister!!!

Handsome God: Sister? Is she your biological sister?

(I immediately checked her information, real name Li Tianfang, oh dear, could she be my biological sister?)

Handsome God: Dude, do you know someone named Li Tianfang?

Lavender Feet: Isn't that your sister? Lavender Feet

: What did you drink that's so potent, you don't even recognize your own family anymore.

(I'm totally speechless, she really is my sister!)

Thinking about it, I guess I went a bit too far. This could get him killed. I should explain myself. "

Sorry, I'm not the owner of this QQ account. There are a lot of people in the computer lab. I saw him say goodbye to his QQ contacts, so I waited behind him. But he kept saying goodbye, so I got annoyed. He left QQ open, and in a fit of anger, I just blurted out something. Please don't take it to heart."

I was about to copy this and send it to everyone to explain, so I wouldn't really hurt that guy. I'll send it to Little Dragon Girl first. Just as I was about to press Ctrl+Enter…

*whoosh*, the power went out in the computer lab.

Kid, sorry, this is fate's against you.

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