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Genius Student's Genius Answers (Hilarious)

1. During a Chinese exam, my deskmate suddenly had an inspiration while memorizing a poem. The first line was: "How much sorrow can one have?" The teacher asked for the second line, and he added: "Just like a red ribbon left on the paper" (the original line was: "Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward"). The teacher didn't hesitate to mark it with an "X". He was still smug and said, "My inspiration is really good!"

2. Also in a Chinese exam, the question was: "Jade that is not carved cannot become a vessel." One of the geniuses in our class answered: "A friend's wife, no need to be polite." The next day, his parents were called to the school.

3. In another Chinese exam, the question was: "The Yangtze River's back waves push the front waves." Someone answered: "Each generation is more turbulent than the last." The result was naturally his parents.

5. In high school, there was a question like this: Please write the full name of Mr. Fujino in Lu Xun's work "Mr. Fujino". The answers were as follows: Fujino Nanako, Fujino Eijiro (at the time, the anime "Touch" was airing), Fujino Takeshiro, Fujino Hanamichi, Fujino Isoroku, Fujino Yutaka, Fujino Takashi, etc., and some really outrageous ones were: Fujino Little Sheep, Fujino Big Pervert, etc. "The teacher was so angry that he scolded us for being ignorant on the radio."

6. When grading papers, one question was "A lotus emerges from clear water," and some students answered "Heroes emerge in troubled times," or "Beautiful women emerge from mountain villages," or "Dragons emerge from the deep sea"... making people both laugh and cry.

7. Another time, the question was: Good medicine tastes bitter but is good for the disease. One student answered: Smoking and drinking are bad for the body, and added an exclamation at the end---Ah!!!

8. One exam topic was: Grapes, fine wine, and a luminous cup, and the next line. One student wrote: "A lot of money and beautiful women." The result is self-evident.

9. The previous sentence: When poor, one should cultivate one's own virtue. A classmate replied with the next sentence: When rich

, one should have many wives and concubines. 10. Once, the teacher asked: "What is the next line after 'A hero in his twilight years'?" I had never heard this sentence before and heard it as "In front of the martyr's tomb," so I blurted out "On the road to the Yellow Springs." The whole class fainted.

11. The Chinese teacher provided a material for memorizing famous quotes: "Three thousand beauties in the harem." A student replied: "An iron rod can be ground into a rusty needle. "

12. In junior high school, there was a Chinese exam. Afterwards, the teacher asked me and a few other classmates to help grade other classes' papers. There was a famous quote question: "My life is finite." A student replied with a very neat antithesis: "Your death is boundless."

13. Worry and toil can bring prosperity to the country. The reply was: "Closing one's eyes can nourish one's spirit.

" 14. The cicadas chirp, making the forest quieter. The reply was: "The dogs bark, making people happier." (Extremely cold)

15. In junior high school, during a history exam, the question was: "What was Liu Bang's policy of recuperation and development?" "
A classmate of mine answered: 'A smile makes you ten years younger, marry fewer concubines and sleep more.'

16. Once in a Chinese exam, the question was: What comes before 'The spring breeze blows and it grows again'?
Answer: 'Cut the weeds but don't pull them out by the roots.' (Sweat) I'd been reading too many martial arts novels those days.

17. Once in a dictation test, one person wrote: 'Counting the despicable characters, we still have to look to today.'"

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