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1. The Clever Boar
? Farmer A lived on a mountaintop and owned a sow.
Farmer B lived at the foot of the mountain and owned a boar.
One day, Farmer A called Farmer B: "Brother, my sow is in heat. Can I borrow your boar? I'll give you two piglets as payment after they're born."
So Farmer B pushed the boar up the mountaintop in a handcart...
The next day, Farmer A called again: "Brother, one attempt wasn't enough to guarantee piglets. How about another one today?" So it happened again.
On the third day, when Farmer B got up and opened the door, the boar was already sitting in the handcart with a smile on his face.

2. The Most Subtle Dirty Joke in History
? After a shipwreck, one female passenger and ten male passengers drifted to a deserted island.

A month later, the woman committed suicide because she found the events of that month too disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they also found the events of that month too disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they felt the events of the past month were too disgusting.

A month later, God resurrected the woman because He felt the events of the past few months were too disgusting.

3. Want to see you
? A couple deeply in love agreed to go to the funeral home to pay respects to an elder. Later, they had a fight, and on the day of the funeral, only the man went to the funeral home. He couldn't see the woman and felt increasingly uneasy, so he decided to write her a letter to apologize. However, the woman became even angrier after reading the letter. Do you know what the man wrote in the letter? "My dear, I went to the funeral home yesterday hoping to see you, but I didn't see you, and I'm so sad."

4. Unbuttoning
? A beautiful young woman wearing a tight dress wanted to board a bus, but because the dress was too tight, she couldn't lift her legs and couldn't get on. So she secretly reached out and unbuttoned one of the buttons at the back, but still couldn't get on. She unbuttoned another one, but still couldn't get on. She unbuttoned another one, but still couldn't get on. At this moment, a man behind her saw this and reached out to help her unbutton one of her buttons. The woman noticed and turned around to yell "Pervert!" at the man.
The man said aggrievedly, "I'm a pervert? You unbuttoned three buttons on my front and I didn't say a word. I only unbuttoned one of your buttons!"

5. The Brave One
A circus was performing a thrilling animal training act: a beautiful woman with a candy in her mouth opened her mouth, and a lion stuck out its tongue to take the candy from her mouth and swallow it. After the successful performance, the circus owner jokingly asked the audience, "Who among you dares to come up and try?"
The whole audience was silent.
After a while, a man suddenly stood up and answered loudly, "I dare to play the lion!"

6. Taking Advantage of a Chaotic Situation
A young couple in love were sitting on a crowded train. After the train passed through a very long and dark tunnel... The man said regretfully to the woman, "If I had known the tunnel was so long, I should have kissed you earlier." The woman screamed, "Wasn't it you who kissed me earlier?!"

7. The Threat of a Gun
? The opera house was packed with people, many couples among them.
Suddenly, a man burst into the corridor, waving a pistol and shouting, "My wife is in there with a man! Get her out here right now, or I'll shoot!"
The panicked manager rushed onto the stage and announced, "There's a man with a pistol in the corridor. He says his wife is with another man in the audience. If that's true, please have her leave through the side door immediately!"
Within a minute, almost all the women in the opera house had left.

8. Aphrodisiac
? A young man rushed into a pharmacy, breathless, and said to the owner, "Boss, could you give me the strongest aphrodisiac? Three beautiful women are coming to my house for a party later."
The shopkeeper took out a package and said to him, "This is our strongest aphrodisiac. Take it and you'll be invincible."
Before the shopkeeper could finish, the young man took the medicine and swallowed it with a gulp.
The next day, the young man came again, looking pained, and asked the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, do you have any good pain relief ointment? I can't take it anymore..." The shopkeeper then asked him, "Was it too intense last night? Are you buying ointment for your penis today?" Unexpectedly, he said, "No, it's for my right hand. None of them came last night!"

9. A Wife's Privacy
A recently retired high-ranking official, after reading the newspaper, angrily said, "So many extramarital affairs! What kind of society is this!"
His wife chimed in, "Exactly! They should all be arrested and shot!
" The official gazed thoughtfully at his wife. "Tell me honestly," he said, "we've been married for so many years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" "
Why are you asking such a question?" the official's wife asked in surprise. "
Don't run away, answer my question!
" The official's wife was clearly frightened. "Promise me you won't beat me." "
I haven't hit my wife in a long time," he said with a sigh. "
Fine," the official's wife said resolutely, gritting her teeth, "only three times.
" "Three times?!" the official asked anxiously. "What three times?" "
The first time, do you remember your doctoral exam at the University of Chicago? One of the examiners made things difficult for you, trying to prevent you from passing. If you didn't get your doctorate, your family would lose face, and our future would be ruined. Later, that difficult professor personally came to our house to congratulate you on passing, because of me...
" "No wonder, it was all for me." "And the second time?" "
The second time, do you remember when you were the ambassador in South America, and the king of that country threatened to sever diplomatic relations with our country? If we severed relations, you would become the ambassador of severance, and your political future would be over. Later, that king suddenly changed his mind and stopped mentioning severing relations, because of me." ...>
Oh, so you're still doing this for me. ...And the third time?
The third time, do you remember when you were nominated for Premier, and during the Legislative Yuan vote, you were 63 votes short... ...

10. Lewd enough
? Mr. Li was holding a large cardboard box while waiting for the elevator. When the elevator arrived, Mr. Li had just stepped into the elevator lobby when he saw a female employee dressed in a flamboyant manner change her posture, placing one hand on the elevator button and saying to him, "Sir, lewd enough, isn't it?"
Mr. Li was stunned for a moment. The female employee then said somewhat impatiently, "Sir, would you like to go in down or go in up?"

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