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Misunderstandings about girls these days (Part 1)
During afternoon coffee time, the general manager approached four female colleagues. "Beautiful ladies, want to play a riddle?
Hehe... Okay, listen carefully, guess what's on a person's body: Hair on top, hair on the bottom, and at night, hair against hair."
"Oh dear, the general manager is lecherous, I'm not playing!"
"Hey, don't get the wrong idea, the answer is 'eyes'."

Misunderstandings (Part 2)
At clocking in, the general manager said to the female colleagues, "Beautiful ladies! Want to play a riddle?" The women thought, "Here we go again."
Listen carefully: "What's the hardest thing? Girls love it, especially married women, they absolutely adore it. Riddle! Begin!" The women blushed again, lowering their heads and wanting to walk away.
"Hey! Still haven't given the answer?" "I'm not playing anymore, General Manager, you're such a pervert!"
"Hey! What are you thinking about now?
The answer is [diamond]!"

Misunderstanding (Part 3)
"General Manager! Aren't we playing riddles today?"
"This one is really hard to guess, you definitely won't be able to guess it."
"Hmph? Who said that?" The ladies retorted coquettishly.
Okay! Then listen carefully.
Guess something about humans: "Something that can be long or short, longer for Westerners, shorter for Easterners."
The ladies blushed again, pretending to be shy.
"Oh dear! You're so annoying! Can you give me some more hints?"
"Okay, here's a hint: After marriage, the wife can use her husband's thing."
"Oh dear, why can't she use it before marriage?" A slightly gossipy lady teased. "If she insists on using it, people will laugh at her: What kind of behavior is that?"
"Oh dear! You're so annoying! Can you give me some more hints?" The ladies pretended to be reserved again.
“Okay, here’s a hint: monks don’t use it.”
“Then…then…would nuns think of using it?” the young woman asked again.
“Nuns don’t use it either, they use something much longer.”
“Wow! Wow?” The young women exclaimed with envy and longing.
“How about it? Can’t guess? It’s hard to guess, you just don’t believe me.”
“Is it sometimes big and sometimes small?” the young woman asked again.
“Hmm?? That’s right! When you see it as bigger, you say it’s the ‘big’ one; if you see it as smaller, you say it’s the ‘small’ one, like how professional baseball players use size to distinguish them these days.”
“Oh dear! How vulgar, using ‘this’ to distinguish them?” the young women whispered among themselves.
The young women had already decided that the answer was “that,” but they were too embarrassed to say it.
Suddenly, they saw the chairman’s car drive into the gate outside the window, and the young women quickly went back to their seats.
"Hey! Haven't you guessed it yet?"
"Oh dear! I'm not playing anymore! The general manager is a pervert!"
"Hey! What are you thinking! The answer is the surname."

Misunderstanding (4)
The general manager is playing a riddle game again.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's guess a riddle. Guess something on a person's body:
It's hard when you lick it, and it's hard when you don't lick it. To sleep comfortably, rub it first."
The ladies started blushing again...
"Oh dear! I'm not playing anymore! The general manager is a pervert!"
"Hey! What are you thinking! The answer is teeth."

Misunderstanding (5)
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's guess a riddle. Listen carefully and guess an idiom! You won't think of anything else:
I really want it, I really want it, I'm so excited, I want it so badly, and as a result, the opening slowly starts to leak water."
"Oh dear! My god! What a shameless general manager." The ladies cursed in their hearts!
"How about it? Can't guess it, huh! Hehehe!"
"Um... will that open very wide?" 38-year-old woman asked shyly.
"That's right! And they're all wide open. And the water is flowing even more."
"Ugh! Ugh! I'm not playing anymore! The general manager is a pervert."
"Hey! If you can't guess, don't talk nonsense. The answer is [drooling]."

Misunderstanding (7)
"Hi! Beautiful ladies!"
"Good morning, General Manager! Do we have to play riddles again today?"
"No! You always say I'm a pervert, I don't want to!" The general manager looked completely innocent.
"Okay, okay! We won't say it."
"Then, today we'll guess a [human action]."
"Listen carefully: [The thing I want to do most after work is to insert a hard, long thing straight into the hole. If it's fast, it'll be done in two strokes. Otherwise, I'll pull it out and insert it again. I won't stop until I achieve my goal. Guess what it is?" "
Oh my god! You said you weren't a pervert? This time you're so rude and vulgar." All the ladies thought so.
The ladies' faces were redder than the other, they were really pretending to be ashamed. "Can children do this?" Aunt 38 asked again.
"It's best not to, the adults will be responsible if something happens."
"Can it be done day or night?" Aunt 38 asked again.
Hmm! Usually at night, but daytime is also possible. However, it's clearer during the day, and at night it's pitch black, so it's easier to feel around while inserting.
"Wow! You said you weren't lewd!" The girls blushed and chuckled quietly.
"Still can't guess? Okay! Here's another hint: It's best not to let someone else insert themselves randomly, otherwise something bad will happen!"
"Ugh! I'm not doing this anymore! The general manager is lewd."
"Hey! Don't make baseless accusations if you can't guess! The answer is [opening the door with a key]!"

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