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Gain both people and money 3 

Father finally underwent surgery and had steel bars inserted between his bones. Everything went smoothly, and
he is recovering well. According to the attending physician, he can be discharged in another week, and after three months of recuperation, he
will be able to walk like a normal person.

That day, he only had one class in the afternoon. After class, his classmate Li Zongyue came to find him.

"Hey, Archie, I have some good news for you."

"What good news?"

"A woman."

"A woman?"

"Yes, an incredibly beautiful woman. I slept with her! Oh my god, her '
death hole' is as wonderful as can be. Too bad, sigh! You! Sigh...

" "What's wrong with you? Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Why would I take medicine?"

"Otherwise, why are you sighing like that?"

"I feel sorry for you!"

"Me? What's wrong with me?"

"You're still a virgin, never been with anyone. It's a real shame. In the late 20th century,
in an era where space shuttles fly, a boy in his twenties who is still a virgin is a truly terrifying thing, and
you are that terrifying person."

"Forget it, 99% of twenty-year-old boys are virgins like me, only 1
% are like you."

"Hey, seriously, I need your help tonight."

"Help with what?"

"Be my companion.

" "Forget it, you go to all sorts of fancy places, spending hundreds or thousands every time. I'm just the son of a poor family
, I'm not good enough for you. Forget it, go your own way, don't drag me into this."

"Hey, what the hell do you take me for?"

"A close friend, a friend who's been through thick and thin with me!"

"I consider you a brother, you bastard."

"Okay, let's say we're brothers! As the saying goes, even brothers keep clear accounts. So, what do I have to settle with you?
Even brothers keep clear accounts!"

"It's my treat tonight, you absolutely have to come."

"Oh, this is like forcing

yourself on me." "Yes, you can't refuse."

"Why?"

"I was bragging, I went too far." "

What were you bragging about?"

"You're bragging!"

"My bragging? I don't have a bragging point!"

"You're really something else. When that beautiful woman asked me if I had any close friends, I mentioned you, saying how
handsome , 176 centimeters tall, even your groin is six inches long."

"Wait a minute, what's a groin?"

"You fucking bumpkin, you don't even know what a groin is?"

"Okay, I'll tell you, 'groin' means big penis. In pornographic videos and novels, there's often a 'big penis
brother ,' now we can change it to 'big groin brother.'"

"That doesn't make sense, where did this new term come from?"

"Translated novel."

"Still doesn't make sense, what do you mean 'groin' means big penis, 'groin' means rat, or something that burrows..."

"Exactly! Burrowing into a death hole, that's it!"

"Wait, let me finish. 'Groin' means path. Using 'groin' to describe a death hole makes sense, but
describing a big penis makes absolutely no sense."

"Stop nitpicking. You know translated novels are usually poorly translated. Anyway, let's
not talk about 'groin' anymore, let's not use that word anymore."

"Talk about what?"

"Whether you'll keep me company tonight or not?"

"Is it absolutely necessary to come with me?"

"Of course. If you don't come with me tonight, our brotherhood is over."

"That serious?"

"Yes."

"I have no choice but to risk my life to accompany my brother."

"Thank you, you're truly my brother. There's one more thing I absolutely have to know:
is five inches long? Tell me the truth, so I can make my move."

"You're such a jerk, invading my privacy." "I

can't help it. We were classmates in junior high, went to the same private school, and entered the same provincial high school. It's such a coincidence that
we're now in the same school and department, and we're as close as brothers!"

"That doesn't constitute invading my privacy!"

"I told you, I went too far with my boasting. I have no choice but to ask."

"What if I don't tell you?"

"It's nothing, I'm just worried. People will see through this kind of mess at a glance."

"I don't take my underwear off, how could they see through it?"

"You're such a country bumpkin. When you get to the dance hall, a pretty girl touches you, and sure enough, your groin
sticks out. Isn't that obvious?"

"Not obvious."

"What is it?"

"Like a blind man eating dumplings, he knows exactly what's going on."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, are you going to tell me or not?"

"Don't worry, you're not exaggerating."

"Really, is it six inches long?"

"Yes, don't worry. Hey! What do you mean? Aren't you pushing your luck? What does the length of my groin
have to do with you?"

"Why are you getting angry? I'm only thinking about your future!"

"What future?"

"You're such a country bumpkin, you wouldn't understand even if I explained. Anyway, you'll see how good I am to you later
. Goodbye! See you at the usual place at six tonight."

"Okay, goodbye!"

"Wait, I don't believe it!"

"Don't believe what?"

"Don't believe your groin is six inches wide."

"Believe it or not."

"Fine, goodbye!"

And so, they went their separate ways.

Zhenqi returned home before three o'clock. He opened the door and went inside. The house was quiet. He
thought his mother might have gone to the hospital to take care of his father.

He went into his bedroom, took off his clothes until he was only wearing his underwear. It was so hot that he couldn't stand it.
He ran to the kitchen, took out some cold water from the refrigerator, and drank three cups in one go.

After drinking the hot water, he still wasn't cool enough, so he thought: "I'll take a cold shower." No sooner said than done, he
went into the bathroom, didn't even close the door properly, and started taking a cold shower.

Afterwards, he inexplicably thought of his aunt.

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