Having sex at 7 o'clock sharp

Making love at 7 PM sharp every night: A typical big man married a typical little beauty. The wedding had barely ended when the big man laid down the following rules:
"I can come home whenever I want, whenever I want, and you can't make things difficult for me!
Every night you must prepare a sumptuous dinner for me, unless I tell you I'm not coming back. Whenever I want, I can go hunting, fishing, drinking, or playing cards with my old friends, and you can't make things difficult for me either! These are my rules… Do you have any objections?"
His bride generously replied, "No objections, you've thought of everything. I just want to remind you of one thing… making love at 7 PM sharp every night—whether you're there or not!" 2.

The Alluring Temptation
of a Wife: There was a guy who, without exception, got completely drunk every night. His wife, without exception, would yell at him every night before going to bed. One day, his wife grew tired of this routine. She thought, since she couldn't discipline him directly, she might as well try the opposite. So, when the drunkard came home again, he was waiting for him in his sexiest lingerie. She gave him a seductive smile and said provocatively, "It's late, my hunky man, why don't we go to bed?"
"Okay!" the drunkard mumbled, "Anyway, I'll be sleeping alone when I get home."
3. The Lack of Humility of the Chinese:
A famous American sinologist finally arrived in China, his initial excitement turning into a deep frown. Upon arriving at B University, he grabbed the president's hand and complained bitterly: "I thought the Chinese were very humble, but it turns out they're not like that at all."
The president was bewildered: "I'd like to hear more."
Well, as soon as he got off the plane, there was a "China is very (bank)!" I thought you were welcoming the Olympics with those big signs, which I could understand, but then there were signs everywhere saying "Chinese agriculture is great," "Chinese industry and commerce is great," "Investment promotion is great," and so on!
Before the principal could even explain, he gritted his teeth and said: "The most terrifying thing is that just now I saw a sign that actually said 'The Chinese people are great, and always great'! You're too arrogant, 'great' isn't enough, you have to be always great!"
4. The Confession of a Lustful Doctor
: Doctor: Father, I'm guilty. I had relations with my patient.
Priest: Really? Don't worry, many doctors have had similar experiences lately, God will forgive you.
Doctor: I'm relieved to hear that, thank you!
Priest: But I'm still worried. Those doctors are different from you; they're not veterinarians.

5. Trendy New Positions on the Wedding Night:
A young couple went back to their hometown to get married, but because they couldn't stand the noise from the countryside at night, such as dogs and roosters, they planned to return to the city before dawn. So they got up in the middle of the night to pack their luggage, stuffing everything into their suitcase, but found that because there were too many things, the suitcase wouldn't close.

The husband said: "Why don't you climb on top and try pressing down on it?" "But it still wouldn't close, so the wife said to her husband, 'Why don't we both climb up and try?'

No sooner had she said that than all the lights in the house came on, and there stood the groom's father in the doorway, saying, 'I'd like to see this trendy pose!'"

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