Classic quotes from female hooligans

Classic Quotes from Female Thugs:
Girls these days are way more outrageous than boys; they're all becoming female thugs!

The first night, a few of us were playing cards. One girl (a near-beauty), younger than us, acted like she was older, constantly referring to her as "little brother." Once, someone across from me said something that offended her, and she snapped, "...I'll peel the skin off your little brother!" Everyone was speechless!

The second night, also playing cards, a handsome guy mentioned his older brother. A girl (a beauty) next to him was quite surprised and asked, "You have an older brother?" The guy replied, "Yes..." The girl then asked, "And do you have a little brother down there?" Everyone collapsed in laughter!

Once, I was chatting with a girl on the phone, and we got to the word "日" (rì, meaning "day" or "sex"). I was a little embarrassed to say that "日" meant sex, and she loudly said: "日 doesn't mean sex, it means 'fuck'! Fuck and sex are different!!!" I'm so pissed!!!!!

Once, I was chatting with a friend's girlfriend, and she asked me how old I was. I said I wouldn't tell her, and she said, "You won't tell me? Hehe, I'll cut open your penis and look at the 'growth rings'..." Penises have "growth rings"? The girl

was playing cards and eating snacks, chewing on beef jerky. She probably got a tendon in it and couldn't chew it properly for a long time, so she said, "What kind of beef jerky did you buy? It tastes like chewing bull penis..."

In high school, two girls in my class were arguing. One of them angrily shouted, "Fuck!" The other said, "What the hell are you fucking doing! You're the one being fucked!"

One day, I was playing CS in an internet cafe. There weren't many people, and a girl sitting opposite me was probably chatting on voice chat, and she was very loud. After a while, the girl and the other girl probably got into an argument and started arguing. At first, it was just some common swear words, and I didn't pay much attention and continued playing CS... Two minutes later, the girl shouted, "If you keep being so arrogant, I'll crush you with my penis!" "...Everyone in the internet cafe burst out laughing...

In high school, a friend of mine was arguing with a girl, and she said, word by word, "I...fuck...your...mother!" My friend couldn't help but ask, "What are you going to use to fuck her?" The girl replied, "I'll use yours!"

In junior high, two girls were arguing, actually just playfully bickering. One said, "I'll fuck your mother!" We were all speechless, but then another girl next to us said something that was enough to chill the whole world to death: "It should be 'I'll fuck your father'!" Everyone fainted...

My sister likes to squeeze my limp penis after sex, and then shake it while saying, "Breathe! Breathe! Artificial respiration!" And she requires my penis to stay limp! Brutal...

My sister's roommate often threatens them with, "If you say it again, I'll lick your hole." "

One afternoon a month before high school graduation, our class's usually quiet and reserved school beauty stood on the podium, facing us, and loudly declared: 'Love isn't something you think about! Love is something you do!' The whole class collapsed at first, then erupted in thunderous applause... I'll never forget that scene!

One girl once uttered a devastating insult: 'Why didn't your dad ejaculate on the wall back then?!'"

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