[Criticism] Extremely Perverted Chat Logs (Part 2)

18.gg: Miss....... mm: What? ? ? ? ? ? gg: Don't talk to me. mm: Are you crazy? Who wants to talk to you? gg: You're really not going to talk to me? mm: No. gg: Really not going to talk to me? mm: What do you want? gg: I want you to promise me something. mm: What is it? gg: Don't talk to me? mm: I didn't talk to you. gg: You're so mean. I told you not to talk to me, but you keep trying to bother me? If you want to have sex with me, just say so. I hate people beating around the bush. mm: ......When did I say that? gg: Didn't you say that? mm: Of course not. gg: Oh. Sorry, I remembered wrong. I thought you were my boyfriend. mm: Boyfriend? Are you a man or a woman? gg: Man. What? You want to have sex with me again? mm: God. Are you gay? gg: No, I only want to have sex with women. mm: What did you say about your boyfriend just now? gg: What? mm: Nothing. gg: Ignore me. mm: I wasn't talking to you. ...... (5 minutes later)..... gg: Did you want to have sex with me just now? mm: Why are you here again? gg: Why is it you again? I always mistake you for my boyfriend. mm: You're driving me crazy. gg: See? You still want to have sex with me. You want me to drive you crazy. mm: 555555555, Mom! I'm never going online again. gg: Okay. From now on, we'll only go to bed. mm:.........55555

19. gg: Hello. mm: Hello. gg: I'm a soldier. mm: What's it to me? gg: Aren't you interested? mm: No. gg: I'm a businessman. mm: What's wrong with you? gg: Still not interested? mm: No. gg: I'm handsome. mm: Get lost. gg: Not interested? mm: No. gg: Really not going to have sex with me? mm: No. gg: Thank you. Tell me the location. mm: ? What location? gg: The place for sex. mm: When did I say I wanted to have sex with you? gg: I asked you a question if you wanted to have sex with me. Your answer "no" means you're certain. It means you want to. You still won't admit it. mm: No, no, no, I won't. gg: You're talking nonsense. mm: No. gg: Your constant "no, no, no" must be indigestion. You need sex to adjust. mm: Are you very horny? gg: I really want to have sex with you. mm: But I don't want to. gg: Do you like women? mm: I don't. gg: Then I'm a normal man, why don't you consider it? mm: I don't want to now. gg: Okay. Tell me when you want to. I'm always available. mm: You... don't always think about sex. gg: I won't want to after having sex with you. mm: ...faints

. gg: Hello. Can I ask you a question? mm: What question? gg: Do you masturbate? mm: Masturbate? What? GG: Masturbation. MM: No. Why ask such a pointless question? GG: You must do it often, that's why you don't masturbate. MM: Bullshit. I'm still a virgin. GG: I'm a virgin too. MM: Haha. Really? I don't believe you. GG: Really. I'm afraid of pain, so I've never dared to do it. MM: Haha. You're afraid of pain? I only know that women are afraid of pain the first time. GG: And there's bleeding... MM: You're a woman, right? What kind of bleeding do you bleed? GG: No? MM: Of course not. You're so silly. GG: Oh. Then I'm relieved. I can do it with my boyfriend now. MM: You.........faint!

21. GG: Hi, I see you again. Do you remember me? MM: Who are you? GG: The one from that day. MM: Which day and which one? GG: The one in bed yesterday. MM: The one on the left, right, and top of the bed yesterday? GG: 5555555.....How come I don't remember the one below? MM: The one below is a dog. gg: ......I'm below the dog... mm: Then go find it... gg: Sorry, I thought you were that dog. :)

22. gg: Do you have a needle? mm: No. gg: Do you have matches? mm: No. gg: Do you have cigarettes? mm: No. gg: Do you have sausages? mm: No. gg: Do you have cucumbers? mm: No. gg: Where's the flashlight? mm: No. gg: Rolling pin? mm: No. gg: Really? Do you need something thicker? mm: Even thicker? gg: Don't you masturbate? mm: No time for masturbation. I'm busy with clients when I have time. gg: You should have a vacuum cleaner, right? mm: We don't have carpets where we live. We don't need one. gg: I'll vacuum your genitals. You only know how to use it. You don't know how to maintain it. mm: I get a free doctor's check-up every week. gg: Is he also your client? mm: My husband. gg: ......

23. gg: What's your zodiac sign? mm: Virgo. GG: What's your zodiac sign? MM: Rooster. GG: What's your occupation? MM: I work as a hostess. GG: What are your hobbies? MM: I do hobbies. GG: What's the happiest thing? MM: When someone pays for my services. GG: What's the saddest thing? MM: When the customer is a policeman. GG: If I contact you, are there any discounts? MM: Buy one get one free. GG: One free after one session? MM: One free condom after one session. GG: How much is it per session? MM: It depends on age. GG: How much does it cost? MM: 5-15, 100. 16-25, 150. 26-35, 200. 36-55, 300. Over 60 is charged for the whole night. GG: Why do older people pay more? MM: The older you are, the longer it lasts. GG: How do you determine age? MM: The bigger the tree, the thicker its trunk. GG: ...Does that make sense...? Brrr!

24. GG: I really wish I were a woman right now. MM: Why? GG: So I could be paid for by men. mm: What's so good about being a pretty face? gg: You don't want to? mm: No. gg: You're a rare breed of stay-at-home mom these days. mm: You're right, I only entertain guests at home, I never go out on the street. gg: ...faints. ]

25. gg: Who are you? mm: Your girlfriend. Forgot? gg: Impossible, I only have a boyfriend. mm: How could that be? gg: I'm mm. mm: Really? Aren't you xxx? gg: No. He's my husband. mm: 55555555, I was deceived by him. He had a family. gg: Don't be sad, I was also deceived into becoming his wife. mm: I'm pregnant with his child. How can I face people? gg: His daughter is pregnant with his child. How can I and my daughter face people? mm: He's a beast. I want him to take responsibility. gg: Sure. But you'll have to wait in line for a long time for the waiting list. mm: What list? gg: The list to hold him responsible. mm: Is it that serious? He's a real jerk. GG: Yeah, I remember last time we went to the zoo, all the giraffes there were pregnant, and we still haven't gotten the list. M: What?! He'll tell you something like that. You're xxx, right? GG: I'm his wife. But I'll have to wait until he's had two weddings and two divorces before he admits I'm his wife. M: Really? That serious? GG: Yeah. So I advise you to deal with it yourself. M: 555555555.......I guess I'm just unlucky. .....(GG: *sigh*! Women are so hard to deal with these days!).....

26.gg: Hello. mm mm: What's up? gg: I want to discuss something with you. mm: What is it? gg: I've broken up with my boyfriend. I want to get over it as soon as possible. Can you help me? mm: Oh, poor thing. But I can't help you much. You can tell me, and I'll comfort you. gg: Sigh, my girlfriend said the same thing. But after she comforted me, she stopped talking to me. mm: She stopped talking to you after comforting you? You often break up? gg: Yeah. Every time I break up, I want to find a new girlfriend to comfort me. mm: Oh. Then you've come to the wrong person. I have a boyfriend. I can't comfort you. gg: Really? You just said you would comfort me, why are you changing your mind now? mm: .......Um. I have a boyfriend. It's not convenient. gg: Then you'll comfort me when it's convenient? mm: .......Um. Okay. Sure. gg: Then I'll wait for you in the bathroom. mm: What are you going there for? gg: I'll wait for you to comfort me when it's convenient. mm: Go to hell. gg: If I die, you'll just be masturbating, right? mm: ...You're so vulgar! gg: I'm already getting wet. mm: You're so obscene. gg: I'm Asian. mm: I'm not talking to you anymore. You pervert. gg: ...I just wanted to do the most basic thing between a man and a woman. But you don't even want to do the basic things required of a human being. Sigh, you're such a beast. mm: ...5555555

27.gg: Do you want to have sex with me? mm: No. gg: Then why did you send me obscene pictures? Are you trying to seduce me? mm: I just sent you my picture. Isn't that obscene? gg: You've shown your face, isn't that obscene? mm: What a joke, what kind of picture doesn't show your face? gg: But you, but you're even smiling with your mouth open... mm: You're so boring. Why wouldn't I smile in a picture? gg: Because I saw your mouth. So I think you want to have sex with me. mm: You want to have sex with me just because you saw my mouth? gg: Yes. mm: My mouth... is it really that sexy? gg: Yeah. I really want to stick it in. mm: ...faint...

28. gg: Let's go play together this weekend. mm: What do we play? gg: Eagle catches chicks. mm: That's so childish. gg: It's not childish. You be the eagle. I'll take out the chicks for you to catch. mm: You keep chickens at home? gg: I have one on me. I carry it with me every day. mm: ...Your one down there? ..... gg: Yeah. How about it? Haven't you seen it? mm: ....Sigh! Let's wait until it's as big as an eagle. gg: If you play with it, it will grow bigger than an ostrich. mm: Ostriches always bury their heads. It's useless. gg: Hey, don't always put me down like that...

29. gg: I've been feeling really depressed lately. mm: What's wrong? gg: I've been masturbating too much. It's making me very upset. mm: Sigh, you can't seem to break your bad habit. gg: The doctor said it's not a problem. It's just that it happens a lot. mm: You haven't had any women around you lately? gg: No. mm: You really want to do it? gg: I really do. Almost every day. mm: Sigh. You look so pitiful. Let me help you. To make you less miserable. gg: Really? mm: Really. I want to too... gg: You want to help me masturbate? You're so kind. If you help, my hand can hold a magazine and look at the beautiful women in it. mm: .......Ah, I see... Ugh!

30. gg: Hello. mm: Hello. gg:.......Sigh! mm: Why are you sighing? gg: Well... mm: Go ahead. What's bothering you? gg: I've fallen in love with a woman... mm: That should be a good thing. What's making you sad? gg: But this girl has a boyfriend. mm: Oh. It's a little sad. gg: There's no need to be sad about that. But her boyfriend has fallen in love with me... mm: Ah? How could such a thing happen? That's a very sad thing. GG: This isn't so bad, but this girl's boyfriend has other boyfriends. Girl: ...So confusing. It's definitely sad. GG: But, but her boyfriend's boyfriend also fell in love with me... Girl: Enough, enough... It's so complicated. You're really pitiful; that's definitely a sad thing. I sympathize with you. GG: That's not sad, the saddest thing is... Girl: That's not sad? Then what are you sad about? GG: The saddest thing is... I've fallen in love with you too. Girl: ...Are you kidding? GG: No. I made up a story just to say I love you. Girl: ...You're really cunning, haha. GG: ...Let's go to a hotel. Girl: What? I haven't even said I'd be your girlfriend yet. GG: Girlfriend? Aren't you a guy? Girl: ...Ugh... I'm a girl... GG: Sigh, this really makes me sad... Girl: ...55555555555, ugh! 31

,gg: Hey mm: Who are you? gg: Yesterday we just... mm: Which one? gg: You mean that one... Why did you make me spell it out? So annoying... you pervert! mm: Damn! Are you bored?! I don't know you! gg: 555... I really like you... You just did *that* with me and you're denying it... mm: Get lost! [img]images/post/smile/default/smile.gif" />[img]images/post/smile/default/smile.gif" />[img]images/post/smile/default/smile.gif" />, I should have known better than to steal my QQ account from the internet cafe... gg: Oh, so you stole my QQ account! Go to hell!

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