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What are the different reactions of the twelve zodiac signs if they find their wallets stolen on the street?
Aries:

"You damn thief! If I ever see you again, I'll make you pay!" An Aries might even say something vulgar in their excitement.

Taurus:

"If I'd known this would happen, I should have bought those shoes." The Taurus carefully calculates their loss, feeling both sad and relieved that they didn't put too much cash in their wallet.

Gemini:

"(On the phone) Old Zhang, I was planning to treat you to dinner today, but look at my bad luck! I just stepped out the door, and oh dear, which damn thief had their eye on me? Yeah, look at my miserable state, now I can't even go home. What? You're treating me to dinner? You're coming right now? No way, I'd feel so bad..."

Cancer:

"Sigh, if I had just stayed home, my wallet wouldn't have been stolen. There are so many people here, it's so chaotic." The Cancer goes home dejectedly and never wants to go out again.

Leo:

"So what if it was stolen? It's fine, consider it a donation." The Leo acts all magnanimous, oblivious to the fact that they won't even have money for food for the next two weeks.

Virgo:

"Officer, my wallet has been stolen!" The Virgo will report it to the police. Even if they don't catch the thief, they can still warn others to be careful when going out. They'll also casually criticize the police for their poor performance in maintaining order.

Libra:

"Waaah... How could this happen... I'm so sad..." Don't think they're heartbroken over their money; the Libra is lamenting the exquisite wallet they painstakingly had someone bring back from abroad. How could a thief appreciate such an art piece?

Scorpio

: "Hmm, the purse was cut open with a fruit knife or something like that. The opening was just big enough for a hand to reach in and pull the wallet out. It must have been that person in the gray clothes who was always near me; they had ulterior motives." Actually, the chances of a Scorpio making such a mistake are very small; in most cases, their instinctive vigilance works.

Sagittarius:

"Good lad, you got away with it this time! Let's see if you can succeed next time, hahaha!" Sagittarius feels like they just lost to a thief temporarily, as if it were a fun competition.

Capricorn:

"Ah, so my bag's zipper is on the outside! It's so easy for someone to open it like that! I definitely need to get a new bag, yes, I'm going to buy one now!" Capricorn carefully checks to see what's unsafe that led to the theft, and once they find something, they'll correct it immediately—better late than never. 　　Aquarius: "I heard there's an electronic anti-theft device; I should get one and try it. Sigh, anyway, carrying a wallet is so outdated. Luckily, I never carry too much cash."

Pisces 　　: 　　"I heard thieves throw away the wallet after taking the money out. So… what if some cute girl (or handsome guy) picks it up? I have business cards in my wallet; maybe they'll call me?" I wonder when Pisces will stop dreaming.

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