The warlord's fourth concubine

A warlord had a fourth concubine who loved to go to the temple to burn incense and pray to Buddha. She would often go seven or eight times a month. When the warlord asked why, she told him she was praying for his future and health, which reassured him. One day, the warlord suddenly had a whim and asked Xiao Lu, the attendant who accompanied his fourth concubine, what she did each time she went to the temple with her.

Xiao Lu replied, "Reporting to the warlord, after burning incense and praying, the concubine eats with the head monk in the meditation room."

The warlord said, "Oh! That must be vegetarian food."

Xiao Lu mysteriously said, "Reporting to the warlord, the head monk eats meat, and it's a soup with four dishes."

The warlord was taken aback and asked, "What, a soup with four dishes?"

Xiao Lu said, "One time I waited too long, and out of curiosity, I hid outside the meditation room to eavesdrop. At first, I heard the head monk say 'lots of water,' and then I heard..." The sound of slurping soup filled the air, then the lady started calling for "duck, duck!" A while later, she said the chef's "chicken" was fat and big. After finishing the chicken, the chef kept calling for "roasted trotters," apparently wanting to eat pork hock. Then, after a while, the chef yelled for it to be flipped over, clearly wanting to eat "fish"—otherwise, why would he want it flipped over?

The warlord's face turned pale with anger, but Little Lu remained oblivious, continuing, "The chef's dishes are excellent, and the portions are generous. Every time the lady eats, she shouts 'It's so good! It's so delicious!' and keeps panting, saying she can't stand the fullness, obviously because she's eaten too much..."

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