A smile makes you ten years younger [Full text]

1. Why are flat-chested girls usually foodies?

Hilarious reply: Because they're starving!

2. Other people's kids can buy toilet paper, but mine is still on the toilet paper.

Hilarious reply: Other people's wives can get angry, but yours needs inflating.

3. I'm over 40, and there are still so many things I don't understand, who should I ask?

Hilarious reply: For foreign affairs, ask Google; for domestic affairs, ask Baidu; for sex, ask Tianya!

4. Why do girls get their periods?

Hilarious reply: The egg can't wait for sperm, it's so depressed, it walks while vomiting blood.

5. I see a guy I like on the bus, how do I flirt with him?

Hilarious reply: Pretend to have an epileptic seizure, foam at the mouth, fall into his arms, twitch your hands, and grab his crotch. If it's big enough, continue; if not, just say, "Oh! I'm better! "

6. What's the closest you've ever been to death?

Hilarious reply: Twenty years ago, I almost got caught by the sperm behind me!

7. Someone posted a status, "Do you guys think my profile picture is awesome?"

Hilarious reply: Yes.

8. My girlfriend turned off her phone in a huff, what should I do? 　　Hilarious reply:

Go get a haircut, it'll be easier to wear a hat that way.

9. Why is the Japanese side so cold when Chinese leaders visit Japan, even the airport doesn't have any welcome banners? Hilarious reply: What can they put up? "Warmly welcome our old friend to Japan"? 　　10. A female gamer posted on a forum: "I want to confess to my crush on Singles' Day, what gift should I give him?" 　　Hilarious reply: First blood. 　　11. That damn barbershop ruined my haircut! Give me some bad ideas, the more destructive the better, but the quieter the better, because I'm going alone. 　　Hilarious reply: In the dead of night, under a dark and windy sky, quietly and gently, hang yourself in front of the barbershop. 　　12. What's more disgusting than eating a pile of shit? 　　Hilarious reply: Eating two piles. 　　What's even more disgusting than that? 　　Hilarious reply: Getting something stuck in your teeth. 　　13. Why does CCTV news always show footage of them tidying up their scripts after broadcasting the full episode? 　　14. Why is there only a Virgo sign and no Virgo man sign in the zodiac? 　　A witty reply: Of course there is! 　　They just changed their name to Sagittarius! 　　15. A wife is a road, friends are cows. Life is only one road, and there will be many cows on the road. When you have money, don't take the wrong road; when you don't have money, don't sell your cows! 　　A witty reply: What if the cows get on the road?

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