The most amazing Q&A question 1 [Full text]

The most awesome Q&A questions: 1.
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OP: If Li Yuchun and Sister Furong both fell into the water, and you had a brick, who would you hit?
Hilarious reply: Hit whoever tries to save you.
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OP: I beat up my dog! It didn't even warn me about the earthquake! It's usually so loud, but during the earthquake it just slept in its kennel like nothing happened!
Reply: Sigh, after all, it's not your own child…
3.
OP: Please describe the China National Earthquake Administration in one sentence.
Reply: Hindsight is 20/20, but beforehand it's like a pig!
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Forum OP: Last night while walking my dog, my Tibetan Mastiff got into a fight with a bald stray dog near the woods. Damn! I never expected the Mastiff to be so easily defeated by a stray dog!!!
Forum comment: ****, before I went bald, they all called me Lion!
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OP: In college I skipped classes, failed courses, dumped people, got dumped, fought, got demerits, lost my virginity… sigh, I've done everything I could!
Reply: Have you ever died?
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OP: I've fallen for a girl who's 6 years younger than me and is still in middle school. It's such a tragedy!
Hilarious Reply: Removing the word "fall in love" is what makes it a tragedy.
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OP: Let's all tell a story that starts off ridiculous, is funny in the middle, and ends tragically. For example, once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and then died.
Reply: Met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong, married Sister Furong…
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OP: Talking to those idiots at work every day makes me feel like my future is bleak…
Reply: Be happy! Because playing the lute to a cow isn't scary, what's scary is a bunch of cows playing the lute to you every day!
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OP: A female pineapple vendor in Nantou, Shenzhen, bit off a city management officer's penis in a moment of desperation…
Reply: Hmph! If you don't let me live, I won't let you enjoy life!!!
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OP: Actually, Newton was just lucky to discover the law of universal gravitation. If I had been born 300 years earlier, I could have done it too!
Reply: He's definitely lucky, because what hit him on the head was an apple, while the poor poster was hit by either a durian or a coconut...

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