Eight of the latest hilarious adult jokes—you'll regret it if you don't check them out! [Full Article]

1. A man checked into a hotel and accidentally bumped into a woman. He quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, ma'am. If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I believe you will forgive me." The woman politely replied, "It's alright. If your penis is as hard as your arm, I'll stay in room 521."
Comment: Haha, such an elegant way of communicating...

2. At a beach resort, it was forbidden for women to wear bikinis. The manager tactfully said to a woman wearing a bikini, "Miss, we don't allow two-piece swimsuits here." The woman asked, "Then which piece should I remove?"
Comment: Personally, I think both pieces should be removed.

3. In a movie theater, Xiao Wang found himself sitting next to a beautiful and sexy woman. He couldn't help but put his hand on her leg. The woman was startled, turned her head to look, and whispered in Xiao Wang's ear, "If you don't stop in thirty minutes, I'm going to scream for help!"
Comment: The implication is that he has thirty minutes left to use freely.

4. Late at night, a gentleman was reading Gao Yubao's "The Rooster Crows at Midnight" in his room on a high-rise building when he suddenly heard a woman's voice shouting from upstairs, "Help! Help!" The gentleman, eager to help, rushed over and found a glamorous young woman. She said to him, "I have nothing to do all day, please help me out, I'll give you a 40% discount!" It took the gentleman a while to understand, and he sighed, "Speak of the devil, and he appears! There really was a rooster crowing in the middle of the night!"
Comment: Haha, maybe they had a telepathic connection.

5. One day, a woman walked into an obstetrics and gynecology clinic. She lifted her clothes and told the doctor that her breasts were very painful. The doctor looked and exclaimed, "Wow, they're indeed red and swollen!" He quickly asked, "How did this happen?" She whispered, "My breasts!" The doctor said, "Oh, that's unavoidable!" "It's always like this the first time, you'll get used to it after a while." She lowered her voice even further and said, "No, it's for breastfeeding adults."
Comment: There's no difference between breastfeeding adults and breastfeeding children, they're both breastfeeding...

6. The teacher asked: What horse did Guan Yu ride in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? No one answered.
The teacher prompted again: Think again, Lu Bu also rode this horse.
At this time, someone answered: Diao Chan.
The teacher was furious: You bastard, I asked about the one he rode during the day!
Comment: Students these days have very open minds... and so do teachers

... 7. One winter, in a place in the north, it was freezing cold. A woman went out to relieve herself. Because she needed to urinate urgently, she didn't go to the toilet and squatted down in front of her own door to do it. But who would have thought that after she finished, she found that her penis was too long and stuck to the ground, frozen together. At this time, she couldn't get up, it was so uncomfortable, she couldn't get up! Just then, an old man came along. The woman hurriedly called out, "Grandpa, my penis is frozen to the ground! Could you squat down and blow on it for me?" The woman hoped the old man's warm breath would melt the ice. The old man, without thinking, knelt down to blow, but just then, his long beard also froze to the ground. What to do? The two of them were stuck together, unable to move. Then a young man came along. The woman quickly called him over to help blow on it. The young man, full of clever ideas, told the woman, "I can blow on it, but first I have to do it." The woman reluctantly agreed. Just as the young man took off his pants and was about to do it, the old man shouted, "Young man, look carefully! The horizontal one is the mouth, the vertical one is the other!"
Comment: After reading the [full story], I wondered, what if the young man had frozen too?

8. A blind father-in-law and a mute daughter-in-law who could hear lived together. One day, the father-in-law heard firecrackers and asked his daughter-in-law, "What happy occasion is this?"
The daughter-in-law rubbed her buttocks against his twice, and he said, "Someone's engaged?"
He asked again, "Whose family is engaged?"
The daughter-in-law placed his hands on her chest, and he understood: "It's Second Grandma's family." He then asked, "Which family in Second Grandma's family is engaged? "
The daughter-in-law placed her hand between his legs and touched it,
and he said, "Is it Erdan?"
She shook her head, touched it again, and this time he understood: "It's Zhuzi!" He then asked, "Where is the girl from?"
The daughter-in-law placed his hand behind her buttocks and touched it, and he said, "From Hougou." Finally, he asked, "What's the girl's name?"
The daughter-in-law then touched his penis in front of her, and he said, "Oh, her name is Xiaofeng."

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