Whatever the toad does, we do too. [Full text]

Part 1:
Green lotus leaves float on the water,
a male toad embraces a female toad's waist,
from afar it looks like they're doing morning exercises,
up close they're actually having sex.
A small boat gently glides on the water,
the brother pulls down his sister's pants,
the sister asks the brother what he's doing,
the brother says:
"Whatever the toad does, we do!"
Part
2:
A frog accidentally enters a woman's body in a swimming pool,
leaving a poem before it dies:
This hole is terrible, I pound
it with a big stick every day.
I drink rice soup every meal,
sometimes more, sometimes less.
To get out of this hole,
I plug it with sanitary napkins.
Such a life,
it's better to die.

Part 3
: After World War II, soldiers from all countries celebrated the arrival of peace. Three soldiers from Japan, the United States, and Germany went to a nightclub to watch a striptease performance. When the stripper took off her top, revealing two full breasts, the Japanese soldier stepped forward and snapped to attention in front of her. The stripper, bewildered, asked, "Why are you saluting me?" The Japanese soldier pointed to her breasts and said, "That's our Japanese Rising Sun Flag. Of course I have to salute when I see the flag!" The stripper continued her performance and pulled down her clothes. When she was down to only shorts with a star and stripe pattern, an American soldier stepped forward and snapped a salute at her. The stripper was naturally confused again and asked, "Why are you saluting me again?" The American soldier pointed to her shorts and said, "That's our American flag. How can I not salute when I see the flag?" The stripper was a little annoyed. She simply pulled off her shorts as well and said, "This time, let's see who can salute me!" As soon as she finished speaking, a German soldier walked up to her and snapped a salute as well. The stripper was astonished and asked, "Why do you salute me no matter what I do?" The German soldier pointed to the stripper's pubic hair and replied, "I saw our Führer's beard!"

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