The Four Great [Full Text]

Four Leisurely Things: A rich man's wife, a corrupt official's money, a monk's buttocks, and a thin-skinned woman. Four Black Things: The People's Court, the Traffic Police, Northeastern women, and the underworld.
Four White Things: Clouds in the sky, frost on the ground, a young woman's buttocks, and cabbage stalks.
Four Red Things: The gate of a mountain temple, a pig's basin, a young woman's underwear, and a sunset.
Four Green Things: Grassland, watermelon rind, turtle shell, and the post office.
Four Things That Can Withstand Trouble: Iraq, Yugoslavia, prostitutes, and the police (110).
Four Soft Things: Banana peel, rotten pear, an old man's buttocks, and Richie Jen's (a famous Chinese singer)
. Four Tight Things: Handcuffs, shackles, bras, and radiator covers.
Four Iron Things: Going to the countryside together, fighting together, studying together, and visiting prostitutes together.
Four Things You Can't Mess With: Drinking without eating, shirtless with a tie, chest exposed outside clothes, and riding a bicycle at 80 mph.
Four humiliations: Mistress stolen, wife seduced, embezzled funds stolen, medication losing its effect.
Four things to talk about: In the morning, talk about righteousness; at noon, talk about loyalty; in the afternoon, talk about luck; in the evening, talk about strength.
Four boldnesses: Drinking arsenic, jumping over a high wall, killing the emperor, playing with the empress. Four unbearable things:
Digging cellars, being in solitary confinement, being cuckolded, writing reports. Four wrinkles:
Dried dates, withered pears, old lady
's buttocks, eggplant skin. Four emptinesses: Boss's kidneys, corrupt official's drafts, prostitute's tears, statistics bureau's tables.
Four pains: Wasp stings, snake bites, first childbirth, nail piercing the foot.
Four sour things: Unripe dates, hawthorn syrup, women fighting over a man, Shanxi vinegar.
Four odd things: A lone goose, an upside-down bowl, a broken couple, an eye on the buttocks.
Four crooked things: A hunched back, a lame person, a roast chicken's neck, playing the violin.
Four drums: Inner tube, an inflatable mattress, a young woman's breasts, a ripped belly.
Four Bitter Things: Pig's gall bladder, Coptis chinensis flour, motherless children, bachelors.
Four Smells: Rubber shoe insoles, cleaning toilets, gas leaking from a gas canister, third parties (mistresses).
Four Sorrows: No children, being bullied by one's wife, not getting a house, lacking money.
Four Jumps: Fish leaping out of water, shamanistic rituals, live rabbit scorching, stepping on an electric shock.
Four Anxiety Things: Breakdancing, taking the wrong medication, having an epileptic seizure, insomnia. Four Urgent Things: No toilet paper, no cigarette, not enough gambling funds, running out of time for a girl. Four Slow Things: A train arriving at a station, a ship docking, a turtle climbing a mountain, a mushroom-shaped man (a metaphor for a man who is lazy and unproductive).
Four Dry Things: Sandy beaches, compressed biscuits, a poor man's oil can, bricks coming out of the kiln. Four Iron Bonds: Sharing a window together, fighting together, visiting prostitutes together, sharing stolen goods together. Four Joys: Rain after a long drought, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, the wedding night, passing the imperial examination. Four Poisons: The sun in the clouds, the wind in the cave, a scorpion's tail, a stepmother's...

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