【Little Aunt Duochun】(112)

Volume 1 Rebirth and Romantic Encounters * The Living Widow Aunt Chapter 112 Settling Accounts After the Autumn Harvest
If it weren't for the loud shouts and banging on the gate outside, the guinea pig might have gone on another rampage!
She quickly dressed, and made Yang Erzheng get dressed too. Then, pretending to move a few
large pebbles weighing down the sauerkraut jars in the yard, she went to open the gate. There stood the head of the breeding station, a hairy crab, herding
her old sow home.
"You're really something, not even going yourself, letting the sow run off to the breeding station to mate..."
The hairy crab, who looked to be in her early forties, immediately began to complain as she herded the seemingly
calmer sow into the yard.
"What are you saying, hairy crab? This little thing, you need me to come personally? Besides, if I
were there, would you even have the nerve to let me see your boar mating with my sow!"
The guinea pig retorted, sounding completely reasonable! Seemingly still basking in the afterglow of Yang Erzheng's youthful energy, she
spoke with an air of unbridled allure.
"What's wrong with seeing this? You're not a virgin anymore, you've been through it all. What's wrong with seeing this? Besides, it
's not like I haven't seen it before..."
The guinea pig immediately chimed in, playfully arguing with the crab.
"You jerk, who said I've seen it? If I've seen it, it was because you, you pervert, forced me. I
was upset for half a year afterward, so I didn't go when the sow was in heat this year. I want to see how you
treat her when she goes on her own..."
The guinea pig responded with a more flirtatious tone.
"How else can I treat her? I'll treat her like you were there—quickly, get out your sow's breeding certificate,
I'll make a record so I know the due date..."
The guinea pig seemed quite professional.
"Why bother keeping records? Just tell me how much this breeding will cost—we don't have
cash right now, but my husband and father-in-law will come back from working in the city and settle the bill with you as soon as they have the money, okay?"
Despite saying this, the guinea pig still went inside and found her sow's breeding certificate, or rather, her
"identity card," and handed it to the crab.
"We're all neighbors and relatives, no one will renege on their debts. Oh, and what about
the cost of breeding your cows, ewes, and donkeys, and the cost of your chickens, ducks, and geese laying eggs and chicks? Let's settle those together then...
"
the crab said as she wrote something in the somewhat dirty old notebook.
"Hey you, you rascal, when have we ever owed you any money! Don't worry, it won't be until the end of the year.
My husband and father-in-law will send the money back to me in October, and then I'll settle the score with you..."
The guinea pig escalated its flirtatious banter, talking to the crab while simultaneously getting handsy
.
"Don't use such harsh language. What do you mean by 'settling the score later'..."
the crab retorted, dodging the guinea pig's teasing advances.
"Isn't October 's later'? Why are you using such a term!"
the guinea pig said, taking back the notebook the crab had finished writing.
"It's not about the wording, it's just that it sounds like you're going to do something to me..."
the crab indeed was being nitpicky.
"You damn crab, what can I do to you? If I didn't trust you completely, would I let my old sow
go off to breed on her own? By the way, crab, which boar did you use to breed with my old sow? Do
n't try to fool her with some old, toothless boar when I'm not around to supervise! If
my sow gives birth to a litter of sickly hybrids, don't blame me for getting revenge!"
The guinea pig suddenly raised this question again.
"Look at you, I'm not that kind of person. Would I use a young, strong boar in front of you and then replace it with
a weak, sickly old one behind your back? That would ruin my livelihood! I, the crab, would never do something so shameful
..."
"Then tell me, which boar did you use?"
The guinea pig really got serious.
"To be honest, your old sow really got lucky. I just imported a
young and strong purebred Dutch boar from the breeding company in town, and your old sow was the first one he mates with—definitely a case of your
old sow taking advantage of a young man, getting a huge bargain—you weren't there, were you? As soon as your old sow saw that
purebred Dutch boar, she immediately stopped squealing and obediently put her rear end up for him to smell, and
they mated very quickly..."
"You damn crab, why a purebred Dutch boar? Don't you know their nickname is 'Dutch pig'?
Are you trying to insult me?"
"That's unfair! You can come to my station and check it out sometime; that purebred Dutch boar even
has a photo ID!"
"Alright, I believe you. It's almost noon, come in and have some lunch before you leave..."
"No, I don't want to eat. I have many other livestock at my station that need mating, I have to go back..."
"If I told you I had some delicious donkey tripe for you as a snack with your drinks, you wouldn't eat it?"
the guinea pig said, winking.
"Don't disgust me..."
"How is this disgusting?"
"I'm the owner of a breeding station, I'm sick of these things. At my age, just thinking about that
pungent smell makes me nauseous—let me go, you can save the delicious donkey tripe in the fridge
for your man when he gets back..."
With that, Crab made a hasty retreat, dashing out of the guinea pig's yard...
"Why is he called Crab?"
Yang Erzheng, who had been pretending to work in the yard, asked after Crab had gone.
"How could you forget that? You gave him that nickname..."
the guinea pig said.
"I gave him that? I don't remember at all!"
"Sigh, looks like your brain's really gone..."
"Not only did he get flooded, but he's also stuck on a rock and needs sixteen stitches—tell me quickly why his nickname
is 'Big Crab'!"
Tang Xueliang, reborn as Yang Erzheng, was intrigued again.
"Let me tell you, his real surname is Xie. He used to be in charge of opening and releasing water from the sluice gates of Xiangyun Reservoir during the flood season
. Later, you and a few other kids gave him the nickname 'Big Crab'..." "
Oh, I see..."
Yang Erzheng finally understood the mystery of the nickname "Big Crab".

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