【The Pure Land Manual】(1-418)

Author: Wangyue Shuangjiao Word Count: 1,034,048
The Ultimate Bliss Manual
[Synopsis] An ordinary young man stumbles upon a once-in-5000-year stroke of luck, obtaining a set of secret manuals and magical treasures left behind by an ancient immortal. This allows him to quickly transform from a mediocre talent into a super genius, gradually gaining unparalleled power. However—the cultivation process has some "side effects"—so in order to eliminate these "side effects" and achieve the supreme path, he has no choice but to indulge in the pleasures of the city, indulging in the company of beauties. Seductive women, mature women, top-tier school beauties, innocent beauties, stunning policewomen, cold-blooded female assassins, beautiful but resentful women in secluded boudoirs, even celestial maidens... Different women, the protagonist will naturally have different methods of seduction and conquest... Every move is wonderful...
Chapter 001 The Night of Losing Virginity (1)
It was already dark, and the streetlights were already on. The colorful neon lights were flashing, gorgeous, dazzling and mesmerizing, decorating the bustling night scene of Nanming City - it was approaching the beginning of summer, and the night breeze was refreshing and pleasant. For Nanming City, this beautiful southern metropolis, the nightlife had not officially started until 10 pm. There were still quite a few pedestrians on the street, and the traffic on the highway seemed to never stop.
For Nanfang University, which is not far from the bustling urban area of Nanming City, the nightlife was even more colorful. Nanfang University and the surrounding area were densely populated with universities in Nanming City and even the entire provincial capital. For businesses that did good business with students, there were many shops that were open until late at night. The entire university area surrounding Nanfang University was very lively.
Not far from the back gate of Southern University lies Nanshan Street—a street lined with hair salons and brothels. The street is only about 300 meters long, shaded by trees, but it's quite infamous in Nanming City because most of the hair salons and brothels there operate in the sex trade. Those familiar with the area call it "the street of prostitutes." As soon as night falls, the shops and signs of all the hair salons and brothels are illuminated with a hazy pink light, casting a warm and alluring atmosphere. Those in the know understand that this street is a front for prostitution…
At the corner of Nanshan Street, four strangely dressed young men stood furtively on the side of the street, watching the pedestrians and passing vehicles. It was nearly 10:30 PM, yet all four wore dark sunglasses and dark clothes, their expressions unnatural as they glanced at the hair salons on the street.
At this moment, one of the four young men seemed a little impatient. He took off his sunglasses and said angrily to one of the other three, "Hey, beautiful! You've made your brothers look like this, neither human nor ghost, and you still say it's to cover up the purpose! We're just here to patronize someone, do you have to be so mysterious? I can hardly see where I'm going!"
The young man he called "beautiful" looked around and then waved his hand anxiously, saying, "Hey... I know you're a seasoned womanizer, don't shout so loudly. After all... after all, the three of us are newbies who are here for the first time, and besides... it's our first time 'going out' (meaning patronizing someone), so we'll have some psychological barriers, and we'll feel a little embarrassed!"
Chapter 001 The Night of Losing Virginity (2)
Among the four, the fattest man, who was wearing a wig, nervously approached. He pulled a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes from his pocket, handed one to each person, and then, with trembling hands, lit them one by one with a lighter. He took a deep drag himself, suppressing his excitement, and then said fiercely to the young man known as the "Love Saint," "Boss Xu Dong! I... well, I'm all ready. I have absolutely no psychological barriers. You tell me what to do, I'll do whatever you say! Damn it! I've been holding back for so many years, don't listen to Jia Xiaoyu's (the beautiful woman) talk about saving face. Anyway, tonight I'm going to eat meat!" Xu Dong casually put his sunglasses back on. Xu Dong grinned slyly at the young man who had been keeping his head down, fiddling with his sunglasses, and silently smoking behind the crowd. "Hey... Xiao Yuan, don't be so nervous. Stop acting like a coward, okay? We agreed to stand together as brothers. Look at Fatty, how relaxed and sensible he is. You should learn from him, brother!" The young man named Xiao Yuan forced a smile and said, "I... I'm not nervous at all! I was just fiddling with my contact lenses, okay? And... this time I spent a month's living expenses! I don't know how I'm going to survive next month!" Xu Dong scoffed at him. "Tch... When did you say you couldn't survive again? Do you think the brothers would just let you starve to death? Don't overthink it. Just be natural. Tonight is your three virginity night, it's going to be a great night, don't look so bitter and resentful..."
The fat man inspected the four men's gear again, and said with slight satisfaction, "Jia Xiaoyu, your outfit seems to have some effect. In the darkness, it's really hard to recognize you..." Just
as the fat man finished speaking, a young man walked towards them, looking at the four men with slight surprise, then at the fat man, and said to him, "Ding Dacong, can I have a cigarette?" "You... how do you still recognize me?" the fat man, Ding Dacong, asked, annoyed.
"I didn't dare to recognize you at first, but with your physique and aura, it's hard not to recognize you! What, what kind of masquerade ball are you four heroes having tonight? Why are you like characters from The Matrix?" the young man said bluntly. The four guilty-looking guys nodded repeatedly.
Unexpectedly, the guy lowered his voice and laughed, "Hehe... Four great heroes... Could it be that you're here to hunt wild game? Am I right?"
Chapter 001 The Night of Losing Virginity (3)
Fatty Ding Dacong's heart pounded. He quickly took out a cigarette and gave it to the guy, then said vaguely, "Useless! Do we four brothers look like that kind of people? I won't talk about me—look at the other three, they look so respectable, especially Jia Xiaoyu (the beauty), he has plenty of beauties waiting for him to pick up! Does he need to come here?"
In his desperation, Ding Dacong brought up Jia Xiaoyu.
The guy got a cigarette and ignored them. He put the cigarette in his mouth and shouted, "I'm just a little curious! Why are you dressed up like this so late at night..."
"We are rehearsing street performance art. Do you know what art is? Never mind... I can tell from your appearance that art is a piece of shit to you... I won't say anything more, don't get in my way, hurry up and leave..."
He then sent him away.
The guy chuckled, said nothing, and disappeared around the corner.
As soon as he was gone, Fatty Ding Dacong immediately ripped off his wig and sunglasses, yelling furiously at Jia Xiaoyu (the beautiful woman), "Damn it! What kind of rubbish is your makeup artistry, beautiful? Is this all you've got?... Never mind, Boss Xu Dong, let's get going!!" Xu Dong wholeheartedly agreed, saying to the other two, "That's right, that's how it should be. You two need to learn from Fatty. Remember, tonight, no matter what, you must take off that shameful 'virgin' hat! Let's go... the wildflowers blooming ahead are waiting for us to pick them."
Xu Dong and the already lust-driven Fatty Ding Dacong walked ahead, while Jia Xiaoyu and Xiao Yuan followed behind, trembling. The four of them headed towards the row of hair salons on Nanshan Street.
Arriving at a hair salon called "Sister Feng," the four could clearly see what was inside through the salon's large glass window—inside, several scantily clad and exceptionally alluring women were sitting or standing, striking poses and constantly casting seductive glances at passersby. As soon as a male passerby glanced inside, he would immediately receive a passionate response from the alluring women, whose thighs, clad in miniskirts, would immediately spread wide, their private parts brazenly catching the eye of anyone with a craving!
Chapter 002: The Female Demons in the Spider Cave (1)
When the four nervously wandered to the front of the "Sister Feng" hair salon, the four "prey," already targeted by the sharp eyes of the "professional women" inside, were immediately greeted by several women swaying their slender waists—without saying a word, they grabbed the four men's arms and dragged them into the "Spider Cave."
Inside "Sister Feng's" hair salon—four men were surrounded by a sea of pink blossoms, their fleshy bodies rubbing against each other. The women, their arms linked with theirs, were "professionally" rubbing their full breasts against their arms. Except for Xu Dong, a seasoned veteran, the other three virgins, hesitant at first, were already being assaulted and manipulated by the women's unrestrained and passionate actions…
The women immediately noticed their innocent expressions and, with predatory eyes, vied to serve them, their hands relentlessly groping their bodies. The three men felt these women were hungrier than they were, and they weren't soliciting; they were being solicited! They were all flustered, trying to defend themselves, while Xu Dong, with a wicked grin, pulled one of the women aside and sat her on a sofa, shamelessly taking advantage of her.
At this moment, a sickeningly sweet, coquettish voice rang out: "Oh dear! You little vixens, what are you doing? Don't scare these handsome men!" A strong, fragrant scent wafted over, and a mature woman in her early thirties approached. She wore a black silk jumpsuit, her smooth, white legs and alluring figure captivating the three. What surprised them most was her face—a face that instantly conjured images of lovemaking, a blend of maturity and seduction.
With the woman's appearance, the group of alluring women temporarily released the three, but remained entwined around them, reluctant to leave. The woman first nestled into Xiao Yuan's arms, gently removing his sunglasses, then caressing his face. Her serpentine body intentionally or unintentionally touched Xiao Yuan's sensitive areas, her skillful teasing causing his blood to surge and him to become uncontrollably aroused. "Oh no, I've given myself away!"
Xiao Yuan hurriedly pressed his hands down to cover himself, his face burning, his ears completely red—a truly embarrassing sight.
The beautiful woman seemed to be the owner of this hair salon. She glanced at Xiao Yuan with her watery, seductive eyes and realized that he was a virgin! She immediately said in a coquettish tone, "Oh, handsome young man, is this your first time here? Hehe... Come to my place, I guarantee you'll have a great time! I can do whatever you want... Handsome young man... what kind of thing do you want to do?"
As she spoke, she rubbed her voluptuous body against Xiao Yuan. With her experience, she was completely certain that this young man was doing this for the first time.
Chapter 002: The Female Demon in the Spider Cave (2)
Xiao Yuan couldn't resist the landlady's teasing and was extremely embarrassed. He didn't have time to hide it. The girls surrounding the three of them were laughing ambiguously.
At this point, Fatty Ding Dacong was already quite impatient. He pretended to be very experienced and directly asked the proprietress, "Proprietress... tell me quickly, what kinds of services do you offer here, and how much does it cost?" "
Cost?"
Upon hearing this, the proprietress immediately realized that Fatty was also faking an expert. Because experienced customers would usually come in and try to get a good deal first, inspect the goods, and then subtly inquire about the price through flirtatious banter. Who would be so direct and ask about the price so politely? "Cost." The proprietress knew she had encountered some naive youngsters. It was a rare opportunity, so she might as well take advantage of them! —So, she said in a coquettish tone, "Oh! So this chubby brother is an expert! I guarantee you'll be satisfied here, and as for the price... it will naturally satisfy you handsome guys too... How about this... 500 for a quick run, 2000 for the whole night, and if you want to add some 'ice and fire double,' 'double flight,' 'electric dragon drill,' 'mountain road eighteen bends,' etc., seeing how handsome you guys are, I'll give you a discount on the whole set, 1500. You can not only play all night, but also have a blast. You've all seen the skills and enthusiasm of the girls here, I guarantee you'll be satisfied! ... How about it? Are you satisfied with this price?"
Fatty Ding Dacong, Xiao Yuan, and Jia Xiaoyu were stunned. Fatty regretted not watching more Japanese films to learn more. Now, when faced with the landlady's professional terminology, he was completely overwhelmed.
Especially Fatty and Xiao Yuan, who were both feeling uneasy. They only had 1000 yuan each, scraped together from various sources, and the proprietress's use of so many technical terms left them feeling overwhelmed and unsure of what to choose.
Seeing their confused expressions, the proprietress assumed they thought it was too expensive and, worried about losing their money, immediately changed her tune, saying, "What's wrong? Do you handsome young men think it's too expensive?" "The price is negotiable... I'm not lying to you, the service here is absolutely top-notch!"
At this moment, Xu Dong, having gotten his fill of the bargain, finally stood up and said, "That's right! Boss lady, this price is definitely too expensive. These three have never been here before, I... hehe! Do you think I'm a virgin?"
Chapter 002: The Female Demon in the Spider Cave (3)
The boss lady then noticed Xu Dong's roguish appearance and finally realized that Xu Dong, this old bird, had brought three little birds out to "hunt for food." She was reluctant to let the four of them go, so she immediately said, "Oh my... so this handsome young man is a real veteran! I was just joking. Look, although my shop is small, the girls here are top-notch service. Look... they are indeed first-class! As for the price... of course, we can discuss it again. When you come out to play, the most important thing is to have fun!"
As she spoke, she twisted her body and pressed against Xu Dong again, her waist twisting and rubbing against Xu Dong's sensitive parts. Using this tactic to stimulate his lust, he figured if he could keep the old bird, the other three little birds would follow.
Xu Dong grabbed her, his hands roaming over her body, then whispered in her ear, "Boss lady, I've brought three virgins this time! Tonight is their first time losing their virginity, you know... these days, virgins are even rarer than virgins! I'm already being generous by not charging you extra, and you're asking for such a high price... give me a fair price!" The boss lady was so aroused that she went limp, her eyes burning with desire. Hearing his words, she had no choice but to abandon her plan to rip them off, panting as she said, "Mmm..." …There's nothing I can do when I run into a seasoned pro like you…Alright! 700 per person for the whole package…”
Xu Dong was still not satisfied, and he kneaded her body with more force, then said, “Boss lady, hurry up and tell the truth…otherwise, the four of us will leave…don’t regret it!” Seeing that Xu Dong was so “discerning,” the boss lady finally gave in and sighed, “Sigh…you little devil! There’s really no other way, 500! 500 per person, that’s really the lowest I can go…I’ll save that handsome young man from earlier for me! It’s been so long since I’ve had a taste of something new! Is he…really a virgin?” The boss lady’s seductive eyes then lingered on Xiao Yuan.
Seeing that the price was agreed upon, Xu Dong gave the proprietress one last, forceful grope before reluctantly releasing his clutches. He grinned and said, "Absolutely genuine. If you really don't believe me, just check it out later, won't you?" Then, he winked at Xiao Yuan, who stood there bewildered and blushing, and said, "Hey! Brother, the price's settled... Congratulations! The proprietress has her eye on your pristine body. She wants to personally challenge you! She'll definitely give you a blast! Sigh... I guess I'll just have to make do." I've already found one!
Chapter 003: The Alluring Boss Lady (1)
After Xu Dong finished speaking, he put his arm around the girl he had been flirting with earlier. Fatty Ding Da Cong, already driven by lust, had already chosen a voluptuous woman and, imitating Xu Dong, put his arm around her waist, shouting, "Hehe, beautiful lady! You'll have to try some tricks with me later—the ones the boss lady just mentioned..."
The woman pretended to struggle and took the opportunity to raise the price, saying, "Ugh...adding extra ingredients costs extra..."
"Raise the price! Okay, raise the price then! Give me a lightning-fast dragon drill first—"
The fat man was already burning with desire, his reason almost completely gone. He pulled out two bright red RMB bills from his pocket, stuffed them into her cleavage, then scooped her up in his arms and hurried into the inner room of the hair salon, separated by a curtain...
As soon as the impatient fat man disappeared into the inner room, Xu Dong, with the girl he had chosen in his arms, winked and greeted Jia Xiaoyu and Xiao Yuan: "Hey! You two brothers, enjoy your short life to the fullest! I'm going in first too..."
After saying that, he also entered the inner room with the girl in his arms.
Jia Xiaoyu, the most handsome and dashing of the three, instantly became a hot commodity. The saying "girls love pretty boys" is an eternal truth—the handsome and virgin Jia Xiaoyu was practically groped all over by three or four alluring women, without needing any verification code! Since the proprietress had her eye on Xiao Yuan, the remaining women naturally wouldn't let the handsome and virgin Jia Xiaoyu go. The result—Jia Xiaoyu was carried into the inner room by the three or four alluring women, like Tang Sanzang being dragged into the Spider Cave by a spider demon.
Only the proprietress, overflowing with lust, and the anxious Xiao Yuan remained in the shop. Xiao Yuan suddenly remembered a beautiful figure deeply imprinted in his mind and felt an urge to leave the hair salon immediately! He even regretted how he could have succumbed to the encouragement of his dorm mates, Xu Dong and Fatty. Seeing even Jia Xiaoyu, known as the "school heartthrob," succumb to their influence, he found himself inexplicably drawn into this place...
Actually, he had a crush on a girl, the school beauty of the art department at Southern University. However, due to his inferiority complex, he could only secretly yearn for her. Furthermore, entering puberty, he developed an intense desire to touch the bodies of the opposite sex. In the dorm, the womanizing "ladies' man" Xu Dong frequently talked about his romantic encounters. To make matters worse, Fatty had downloaded numerous Japanese films onto the dorm's computer. The first time Xiao Yuan saw a woman's body in a Japanese film, he blushed deeply. Just like them, they were filled with curiosity and thirst for the opposite sex. Xu Dong saw this and encouraged the three of them to come to the "Wild Game Street" to understand the structure of women and interpret their psychology.
Chapter 003: The Charming Boss Lady (2)
Just as Xiao Yuan was struggling with his inner conflict, the boss lady suddenly pulled down the shutter door of the hair salon, which also cut off Xiao Yuan's wild thoughts. He had to face reality. As soon as the door was closed, the boss lady with seductive eyes took the initiative to grab Xiao Yuan's hand and pressed her fragrant body against him. This made the helpless Xiao Yuan blush. The boss lady found his awkward appearance very exciting and interesting. She pulled the half-hearted Xiao Yuan and walked straight into the inner room of the hair salon.
Passing through the row of curtained doors, a completely different world unfolded inside. There was a row of small, pink-toned private rooms separated by thin partitions. As the landlady led Xiao Yuan past, the laughter of the alluring women emanated from several of the rooms, interspersed with Xu Dong's laughter, the fat man's frantic shouts, and especially Jia Xiaoyu's agonizing screams of "No...don't do this...don't...waa
...
The landlady turned to Xiao Yuan and smiled seductively, "Hehe... handsome young man... your friends are very good, very powerful, and very interesting... I'll show you something even more interesting soon..."
Xiao Yuan's heart skipped a beat: "Oh no! What's coming is coming..."
After passing the row of small private rooms, there was a large, independent private room against the wall. The landlady opened the door, and the room was surprisingly spacious and luxuriously decorated, with carpets, high-end furniture, and genuine leather sofas. The most eye-catching thing was an outrageously large bed in the middle, which smelled wonderful. Compared to the row of small brothels outside, this was a world apart. This must be the landlady's living room.
The landlady locked the door behind her, turned around, and with a gentle flick of her wrist, her black silk jumpsuit slid to the floor, revealing her fair, fragrant body clad in sexy lace lingerie. The lingerie was so transparent it was almost unbelievable, alluringly concealing her prominent breasts. This close encounter sent a rush of blood to Xiao Yuan's head. His initial unease transformed into a wildly beating heart. The seemingly solid defenses he had built were shattered by the sight of her vibrant, fragrant body. He frantically lowered his head, mustering his last bit of resistance, but his lower body rose uncontrollably.
Chapter 003: The Charming Landlady (3)
At first glance, the landlady was overjoyed, finally having caught a virgin. Seeing Xiao Yuan's embarrassed look, she immediately understood that the boy had fallen into the final struggle. The landlady let out a soft cry and wrapped herself around him like an octopus, actively pressing against Xiao Yuan's trembling and hardened body. Her left hand hugged his lower back, and her right hand lifted his chin, just enough for him to see her deep cleavage...
"Little handsome boy... hehe... you look so cute when you're shy!" The landlady breathed heavily, her long legs already wrapped around him. Under the ultra-thin stockings, the tiny thong was pressed against Xiao Yuan's erection, rubbing it skillfully a few times...
"Bang! This is outrageous! This is practically inviting a crime!"—Unable to hold back any longer, Xiao Yuan's breathing became heavy. At this moment, his desire overcame his reason, instinct extinguishing all his previous guilt, contradictions, and anxieties, which vanished in an instant. He let out a low growl, his hands stiffly grabbing the beauty before him, and shoving her onto the bed. The two rolled together, and Xiao Yuan frantically tore at the landlady's undergarments.
"Don't rush...hehe...little handsome boy, don't tear it...I'll do it myself."
The landlady said passionately, helping the clumsy Xiao Yuan remove his clothes. Their bodies were intertwined so tightly that when Xiao Yuan was stripped naked except for his underwear, and he clumsily pulled the landlady's stockings down to her knees, he was already panting heavily...At this moment,
the landlady pushed Xiao Yuan's body away, saying in a coquettish voice, "We...we haven't...put on a condom yet!" Damn it! "What time is it? Still wearing a condom?" Xiao Yuan, panting heavily, thought he had boarded the train without a ticket. He reached for his pants, pulled out all the thousand yuan he had in his pocket, and stuffed it into the landlady's cleavage. He let out another muffled roar, expressing his dissatisfaction through his actions...
Sensing Xiao Yuan's masculine scent, the landlady, aroused, half-closed her hazy, seductive eyes, unable to control herself. Her body went limp, appearing completely submissive. Xiao Yuan trembled with nervousness.
Suddenly, exclamations, knocking on the door, and footsteps filled the air outside. The cacophony clearly reached Xiao Yuan's ears, along with the sudden, ear-piercing sound of someone trying to pry open the roller shutter—"Oh no!"
These sounds were like a bucket of cold water poured over his head, instantly extinguishing Xiao Yuan's boiling desire! Xiao Yuan reacted quickly, scrambling to his feet. The landlady, her body stiff and face pale, already vaguely knew what had happened outside.
Chapter 004: Midnight Naked Run (1)
The landlady hurriedly put on the underwear that Xiao Yuan had torn off, grabbed a few RMB notes scattered on the bed and stuffed them into her bra. Xiao Yuan said anxiously, "I haven't done it yet... give it back to me!"
The landlady scared him, "Oh dear... handsome young man, what time is it now... the people breaking in outside are the police from the anti-prostitution office! I don't know which bastard called the police..."
When Xiao Yuan heard that the anti-prostitution police uncle had come, he was immediately scared and broke out in a cold sweat! He was at a loss for what to do, and he didn't even think about his thousand yuan anymore. He grabbed the landlady's hand, his slightly thin body trembling, "What should I do?... What should I do? I don't want to be caught by the police..."
Xiao Yuan was almost scared to tears.
Just then, a loud knocking sounded at the door, followed by Xu Dong's urgent shout from outside: "Brother... open the door! We need to get out of here..."
Hearing Xu Dong's voice, Xiao Yuan felt like he'd been saved and frantically opened the door.
As soon as he rushed out, he saw a shirtless man, but a black women's bra covered most of his face, making him look incredibly sleazy. Xiao Yuan couldn't recognize him at first.
"Hey! Brother, don't just stand there! You'd better hurry, the police are about to burst in. Call Fatty and the beauty and run out the back door! Uh—where are your clothes?"
The man nervously asked Xiao Yuan, who, upon hearing his voice, realized that the guy with the bra on his head was their boss, Xu Dong.
"Uh—I, I need to find my clothes first—"
Xiao Yuan stammered nervously, searching for his clothes by the bed. However, he had been too excited, and his clothes, along with the landlady's, were now tangled and scattered around. The room was also dimly lit, and he couldn't find his own clothes at first. "Quick! Quick! Quick! Brother, make do! If we don't run now, it'll be too late!"
In his desperation, Xu Dong didn't care about anything else, grabbing Xiao Yuan's hand and running outside. As soon as
they rushed out of the room, "Thump—thump—" they
bumped into two shirtless men. The four panicked men collided head-on, their heads spinning.
"Damn! That hurts like hell! Don't you guys have eyes when you run—"
a voice shouted. Xiao Yuan recognized it as Fatty Ding Dacong's voice.
"Fatty! Beauty! It's us!"
Xiao Yuan recognized the fat guy he bumped into as Ding Da Cong, and the person next to him was Jia Xiao Yu.
Chapter 004: Midnight Naked Run (2)
"Uh—it's Xiao Yuan! Who's this guy next to you? Very creative!"
Fatty Ding Da Cong covered his nose where he had been bumped and asked in annoyance.
"Stop arguing, the anti-prostitution police are outside. If you don't want to show your face and get arrested, hurry up and run!"
Xu Dong, who had a bra on his head, shouted.
At this moment, the proprietress had already put on a coat and hurriedly walked past them, saying to Xu Dong, "Young man, you should quickly take your brothers and go to the back door! I, I'll go out and deal with it, buy some time—"
"Bang—bang—bang—crash—"
The roller shutter door outside the hair salon seemed to have been pried open and pulled up.
"Sister Feng" The proprietress of the hair salon had already tried to remain calm and went to greet them.
"We're reporters from 'News Night Shift,' and this is a live broadcast of a police anti-prostitution and anti-illegal publications special program. Please cooperate with our news coverage—"
a male voice came from outside.
Hearing the words "News Night Shift" and the reporter's voice, Jia Xiaoyu's face turned green with fear. He trembled and grabbed Xu Dong, saying, "It's over! Boss, that reporter outside is me, my uncle! I... I don't want to get arrested by the police! I especially don't want to be on 'News Night Shift'! Otherwise, I'm dead!"
"We'll escape through the back door! Also, you guys need to find something to cover your faces! Otherwise, if the reporters take pictures, it'll be hard not to become famous! Hey, no time to think about that—quick! Be quick! Remember to cover your faces!"
Xu Dong said, already scurrying towards the back door.
The remaining three were terrified. Just then, the sounds of hurried footsteps and shouts came from outside. Clearly, the proprietress was overwhelmed. Ding Dacong rushed into a nearby "brothel," grabbed a handful of bras, and pulled out two. Jia Xiaoyu, without a word, snatched one and, imitating Xu Dong, put it over her head. Ding Dacong, without hesitation, also put the other one over his head.
It actually worked! The bras completely covered most of their faces. Jia Xiaoyu's was black, while Ding Dacong's was a more exaggerated, dazzling pink. Their appearance was quite unique—like Ultraman and Batman appearing simultaneously!
"Ah! Where's mine? Why isn't mine?"
Xiao Yuan, realizing there was no third bra, almost cried. For the first time in his life, he finally felt—how intensely he craved a bra!
Chapter 004: Midnight Naked Run (3)
"Ah! There are only these two items inside—brother, there's no time, run!"
As soon as Ding Dacong finished speaking, he and Jia Xiaoyu frantically ran towards the back door. These two guys are really disloyal.
At this moment, the chaotic footsteps were getting closer and closer. Xiao Yuan couldn't care less about his miserable situation. He also rushed towards the back door. He quickly reached the back door and poked his head out. He saw three guys with bras on their heads, bare-chested, and wearing only underwear running wildly on the street in front of the back door. There were many onlookers around, and many photography enthusiasts were taking pictures of these three rare midnight naked men with their mobile phones! Many police officers had already surrounded them, and behind them were two reporters from "News Night Shift" carrying cameras.
Xiao Yuan had just peeked out when he saw that besides Xu Dong and the other two naked men running frantically, there were many other naked men with their faces covered running around in the street. The police were busy arresting them. Apparently, these men were "customers" of other brothels on this "brothel street." It seemed the police were conducting a special "anti-prostitution" operation that night; many who couldn't escape had already been caught and dragged into police cars. Inside the police cars were many similarly masked, head-down, and scantily clad women.
Seeing this, Xiao Yuan quickly shrank back inside. He was now filled with regret. What a load of rubbish about a "virginity-breaking night"! He wasn't even a virgin, but he was about to be on the news! The footsteps behind him were less than a few meters away from Xiao Yuan. At this moment, Xiao Yuan had the urge to crack open the ground and crawl into it. When people are in despair, they can always unleash incredible potential. At this critical moment, Xiao Yuan looked out through the crack in the door and caught a glimpse of a wall less than two meters high next to the street outside the back door, which was only a dozen meters away from him.
"Damn it! I'm going all out!"
Xiao Yuan didn't care about anything else at this point. He leaped up and sprinted towards the wall at top speed—"Wow! There's another one over there, wow! A fierce guy with no face covering!"
"Wow! It's true! This guy is fierce, he's very agile! Super fast! Really amazing!"
"My God! Such amazing speed, it's a waste of talent that he's not an athlete and can compete in the World Championships to win glory for the country!"
"Brother, you're wrong to say that, this is called special training! Do you understand special training? You're so uncultured—"
Behind Xiao Yuan came the exclamations of many onlookers, and at the same time, several policemen shouted at him, "Stop!
"
Xiao Yuan was terrified. He absolutely didn't want to be caught, so he mustered all his strength and rushed towards the wall. He quickly reached the corner and, with all his might, began to inch his way up to the top. Several policemen who had been chasing him had also reached the base of the wall. One fat policeman reached out to pull Xiao Yuan's foot, but Xiao Yuan struggled and finally managed to get to the top. The fat policeman grabbed nothing but one of Xiao Yuan's shoes. He angrily slammed the shoe to the ground and yelled, "You little brat, you're really slippery! Chase after him!"
So the policemen also began to climb the wall, especially the fat policeman, who wriggled his obese body as he started to climb. He was determined to catch Xiao Yuan.
Chapter 005: The Mountain God Temple at Night (1)
As soon as Xiao Yuan climbed up the wall, he looked down from the top of the wall. With the help of the dim night, he could vaguely see that on the other side of the wall was a large residential building complex under construction. There were construction sites everywhere. It was already midnight, and those construction sites had long since stopped working, so the huge construction site was pitch black.
Several policemen were already swearing and about to climb the wall. Terrified, Xiao Yuan immediately jumped off. He slipped and landed on a pile of sand, the nearly two-meter fall sending a jolt through his ears and leaving his legs numb. Luckily, he hadn't sprained his ankle. Before he could think, the policemen had already scaled the wall and were hesitating about how to jump down. Xiao Yuan scrambled to his feet and, with all his might, sprinted towards the dark construction site in the distance.
The policemen climbed down after him and began to surround and apprehend him. As he ran frantically, Xiao Yuan was filled with regret and wanted to cry. He had never been so pathetic in his life. He had always been a slightly shy, introverted, and honest man. But for tonight's damn "virginity-losing night"—he was finally experiencing being chased by the police! What an incredibly unlucky life!
"Hey kid, stop right there! Damn it! If I catch you, you'll know you're wrong!"
The fat policeman chasing after them jumped off the wall, nearly killing himself, and was instantly enraged. He was furious! Miraculously, his speed increased dramatically, overtaking the other policemen and closing in on Xiao Yuan.
Looking back, Xiao Yuan saw the fat policeman getting closer and closer, and his heart nearly leaped out of his chest. He didn't know where the strength came from, but he started running wildly. He didn't know when he lost his other shoe, and now he was completely barefoot, wearing only his underwear—running naked! Running naked for his life!
Xiao Yuan ran towards the darkest places he could find, because only in this way could he possibly escape being captured alive.
He rushed into the construction site, running across piles of steel bars, cement, sand, and cement mixers, like a headless fly, darting through any path he could find, seemingly insane. His desperate escape caused the police officers chasing him to gradually lose track, with only the fat policeman determined to capture him relentlessly pursuing him.
Chapter 005: Night Mountain Temple (2)
Along the way, Xiao Yuan didn't know how far he had run. He simply ran wherever he could find a path, darting into any dark place he encountered. Unbeknownst to him, he had run all the way out of the large construction site. In the hazy night, a night breeze blew in his face, and the croaking of frogs rose and fell. Only then did Xiao Yuan notice that he was surrounded by a large area of farmland and vegetable fields, with faint glimmers of water in the rice paddies. It turned out that this place was already in the suburbs of a neighboring city, considered a rural-urban fringe area of Nanming City. He hadn't expected that he had run 5 or 6 kilometers!
What he didn't expect was that the fat policeman behind him was relentlessly pursuing him from afar, shouting in a hoarse voice as he chased, "You brat! Even if you run—run to the ends of the earth, I'll catch you! Damn it, I really don't believe I can't catch you! Let me tell you—I'm very angry! Your consequences will be severe—very severe!"
Xiao Yuan didn't even have time to catch his breath. As soon as he saw what seemed to be a dark grove of trees not far away, he didn't think twice and dashed towards it.
Stepping over vegetable fields and rice paddies, Xiao Yuan plunged into the grove, startling several owls roosting there. The chirping of crickets around him stopped abruptly. Through the hazy, dark night, Xiao Yuan discovered that there was a dilapidated earth god temple in the grove. This earth god temple was located at the foot of a small hill, and in the night, the dilapidated earth god temple looked particularly eerie.
Xiao Yuan looked over and saw that the two doors that should have been on the outside of the earth god temple were long gone, leaving only ruins and dilapidated buildings. Huge spiderwebs covered the surrounding area, clearly indicating that this was an earth god temple that had long since ceased to be used for worship.
Xiao Yuan felt a chill run down his spine. Although he didn't believe in ghosts, the sudden appearance of this dilapidated earth god temple before him still made his scalp tingle.
Just as he was still reeling from the shock, he heard the fat policeman not far away, stomping through the rice paddies, slipping into the water, cursing and panting. It turned out the fat policeman had also followed them in.
Xiao Yuan immediately tensed up; his initial fear vanished instantly. He looked around and noticed that there seemed to be many hiding places inside the dilapidated earth god temple. Without hesitation, he hurriedly crawled inside.
Chapter 005: Night Mountain God Temple (3)
Inside the Earth God Temple was a dilapidated hall. Outside the hall, there were broken beams and tiles everywhere. On the ground by the hall door lay a broken plaque, on which the four characters "Da Shangqing Hall" could be vaguely seen written in ancient seal script.
Xiao Yuan walked into the hall tremblingly and saw that the ground was also littered with broken tiles. The surrounding walls and floors were covered with thick dust and huge spider webs. There were also some huge windowsills, each with some yellow curtains hanging on them. He didn't know what material they were made of. These yellow curtains were painted with strange ancient symbols that were more than a person tall. These extremely strange ancient symbols looked very old. Xiao Yuan didn't know what those ancient symbols meant at all.
Only then did Xiao Yuan notice that this grand hall was actually surrounded by enormous ancient runes. The night wind blew, causing the runes to rustle and creak. The light within the vast hall flickered, and Xiao Yuan felt a chilling aura envelop him. He quickly crossed his arms and hugged his naked body, peering fearfully into the hall, feeling a trembling terror coursing through his very being.
Xiao Yuan suddenly realized that this hall was very different from the Taoist and Buddhist halls he had visited before. There was no altar, no shrines, no statues—nothing that should have been part of the offerings. In the empty hall, only a rectangular iron plate lay on the floor, looking utterly bizarre.
A surge of intense curiosity welled up within Xiao Yuan. Unable to contain himself, he cautiously approached to take a closer look. He discovered that beneath the rectangular iron plate lay an ancient well, and on the rusty plate was a strange ancient seal script inscription.
Suddenly, as if possessed, Xiao Yuan felt an intense attraction to the ancient seal script on the iron plate. He involuntarily bent down, his mind seemingly beyond his control, and reached out his right hand. He forcefully lifted the iron plate to the left, three times up, three times down—"crack!" The enormous iron plate slowly parted to the side, revealing a dark, ancient well.
Before Xiao Yuan could even see what was hidden inside the ancient well, a yellow light suddenly emerged from it, shooting into his eyes and quickly enveloping his entire body. Xiao Yuan felt a blinding flash of light before his eyes, and his consciousness became hazy for a moment. His body moved uncontrollably, stepping into the ancient well.
Chapter 006: Little JJ got bitten! (1)
When Xiao Yuan's feet were on the edge of the ancient well, a strange force suddenly appeared in the bottomless well, wrapping around and tearing at his feet. Xiao Yuan, whose consciousness was blurred, had no idea what he was doing. His body lost its balance and plunged headfirst into the ancient well.
In a daze, Xiao Yuan felt himself being sucked into a dark tunnel, his body spinning rapidly towards the faint light at the end of the tunnel. As Xiao Yuan fell into the ancient well, the rectangular iron plate above the well suddenly closed again with a "click," sealing the well opening and restoring it to its original state, as if nothing had happened.
Within minutes, the fat policeman burst into the hall, panting heavily. He had risked his life to catch Xiao Yuan that night, but Xiao Yuan had escaped too quickly. Stubborn as ever, he had given in to his rage and chased after him relentlessly. While chasing him through the vegetable gardens and rice paddies outside, the slippery ridges had caused him to slip and fall several times, leaving him covered in mud and looking quite disheveled. This only fueled his anger, and he secretly vowed to catch that naked young man. As
soon as the fat policeman stepped into the silent hall, he felt a chilling, eerie atmosphere creeping from his feet to the top of his head. Looking around at the gloomy surroundings—the scattered rubble and cobwebs—and especially the yellow curtains with strange Taoist symbols painted on them on the huge windowsills, all exuded a sinister and terrifying aura.
"Gulp—"
The fat policeman peered into the deathly still hall, swallowing hard. His initial eagerness to catch Xiao Yuan had turned into fear. Although he considered himself an atheist, since entering the hall, a strange, eerie aura had followed him like a shadow, making him feel as if a pair of eyes were watching him from the dark corners. "Ugh—you brat—come out! I, I know you're in there! Stop hiding! You have nowhere to run, get out here!"
The fat policeman mustered his courage and shouted loudly into the dark depths of the hall, though he was actually terrified and could only bolster his courage with his shouts.
His voice echoed in the vast hall, followed by a terrifying silence. The surroundings seemed to fall silent in an instant; even the croaking of frogs and chirping of crickets from the vegetable gardens and rice paddies outside were gone—silence, utter silence!
Chapter 006: Little JJ got bitten! (2)
The fat policeman's hair stood on end. He tried hard to open his ears to hear a sound, but he couldn't hear anything. In the whole hall, there was only his tense breathing and the sound of his heart beating. Moreover, his heart was beating very fast.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew into the hall, making the yellow curtains and ancient talismans on the windowsill flutter. A sticky, tattered spider web fell from the air onto his head, startling him. "Pop!"
He couldn't help but let out a very loud fart, the sound of which echoed in the hall.
In that instant, he seemed to hear a strange, ethereal laugh that seemed to grow louder as it approached. His heart leaped into his throat. Then, a gust of wind blew in, stirring up dust in the hall. Some of the dust got into his eyes, causing a stinging sensation. The fat policeman quickly rubbed them hard. The longer he stayed in that hall, the weaker his legs felt.
When he opened his blurry eyes, the eerie laughter, faint and indistinct, seemed to be right behind him. He turned around and shouted, "Who's there! Playing tricks, come out here!"
But the strange laughter lingered in his ears. No matter how much he looked around or shook his head, he couldn't shake off the haunting sound. At that moment, he truly felt a fear he had never experienced before, spreading from the depths of his bones to every cell in his body—"Oh my god!"—The fat policeman's mental defenses completely collapsed. He no longer cared about arresting Xiao Yuan or his atheism. He only felt that a ghost was hanging behind him, following him closely. He immediately screamed and rushed out of the hall, fleeing for his life towards the outside of the mountain god temple. His speed was even faster than when he was chasing Xiao Yuan!
After this incident, the chubby policeman fell ill from fright and stayed home for three months, constantly plagued by nightmares. In his dreams, he would see a disheveled female ghost in white clothes staring at him menacingly, eyeing his testicles as if she wanted to pluck them!
Each time this happened, he would wake up in a fright and check if his testicles were still there! Over time, this became a habit; he would automatically get up in the middle of the night to check if his testicles were still there—and after all that, he actually lost a lot of weight and even became more handsome. Some girls even started noticing him. It seems that fate can be quite unpredictable—the chubby policeman's name was Zhang Wanting, and later, he and Xiao Yuan would have a story to tell.
Chapter 006: Little JJ Gets Bitten! (3)
At this moment, Xiao Yuan was dreaming. He was strolling hand in hand with Hu Yin'er, the campus belle of the Art Department of Southern University. Hu Yin'er's right arm was tightly hooked around his arm, her head was leaning against his shoulder, and she looked sweet. He was holding Hu Yin'er's slender waist, feeling extremely happy—especially with the predatory and jealous gazes of countless men around them, which made him want to laugh wildly.
Suddenly, the scene changed, and the woman he was holding had become the charming proprietress of the "Sister Feng" hair salon. Before Xiao Yuan could even feel strange, the proprietress had already clung to him like a snake, her fair hands wrapped around his waist, her full breasts rubbing against his chest. Then, she freed one hand and reached down to his crotch—"Ah! No!"
Although Xiao Yuan said no, he secretly hoped that she would grab him right away!
At that moment, Xiao Yuan heard the fat policeman's roar. He was terrified and instinctively tried to run away. Suddenly, he felt a chill on his back. He quickly reached down and touched it; it was wet and smelled of decay. In that instant, the surrounding scenery completely disappeared. Xiao Yuan was shocked—"Am I dreaming?"
Xiao Yuan's consciousness returned in that instant, and gradually his mind began to clear. He opened his eyes wide, but all around him was endless darkness. There was clearly water below. He quickly reached down and touched it; it was slippery and wet, with a damp, muddy smell mixed with a strange odor. He touched his surroundings again; they were slippery, damp, yet hard walls. He felt that this was a tunnel, much like some air-raid shelters that had been abandoned for decades—"Could it be that I've fallen into an underground air-raid shelter?"
Xiao Yuan muttered to himself.
Xiao Yuan suddenly remembered that the fat policeman had driven him into a dilapidated hall in a mountain temple. There was a strange ancient well in that hall, and then he vaguely remembered waking up in this incredibly dark tunnel.
"Sigh—when you're down on your luck, all sorts of bad things happen! Damn it, when I get out of here, I'll just keep a low profile and be an honest man. Forget about those bullshit dreams of dating Hu Yin'er and losing my virginity! That's impossible—"
Xiao Yuan got up from the ground. He was only wearing underwear, and the back was torn in several places, but it was enough to cover his front. Xiao Yuan grimaced, thinking he should hurry and find an exit to sneak back to school. It was the dead of night; if someone saw him like this in the morning, he'd want to die!
Chapter 006: Little JJ Gets Bitten! (4)
Thinking of this, Xiao Yuan bent over, one hand touching the wall, the other reaching forward to explore the path, searching for a passage in the pitch-black tunnel.
After walking cautiously for more than half an hour, Xiao Yuan groped his way to a wall ahead. It seemed there was no way forward. In his extreme frustration, Xiao Yuan couldn't help but shout, "God! Please stop playing with me! Give me a way out! Please!"
Unfortunately, apart from the echo of his voice, there was no response in the tunnel. Xiao Yuan was extremely frustrated. He was about to turn back and look for a way out again when a strong urge to urinate surged in his lower abdomen. He had to pee!
Xiao Yuan had no choice but to stop, turn to the wall blocking his way, take off his underwear, take out his penis, and start urinating—unexpectedly, a strange thing happened!
Halfway through urinating, Xiao Yuan suddenly felt a sharp pain, as if he had been bitten hard by something in the darkness. A throbbing, numbing pain shot through him. At the same time, Xiao Yuan felt a slippery object crawling under his right foot, coiling around it, and climbing upwards—"Wow! A poisonous snake!"
Xiao Yuan forgot about urinating; he jumped up in terror, frantically shaking off the snake coiled around his right foot. Luckily, he managed to shake it off, and it fell into the dark tunnel, disappearing without a trace.
A piercing pain shot through Xiao Yuan's body, and he could feel it swelling—a tingling, numb sensation! And it was rapidly spreading throughout his body!
"It's over! The snake venom is acting up! I—I'm doomed! I'm going to die from penis poisoning! Oh God! How could I be so unlucky!"
Xiao Yuan clutched his swollen penis, looked up, and cried out!
Suddenly, his foot slipped—"Thump—Splash!" His head hit the wall in front of him, and something strange happened—the wall "cracked!"
Xiao Yuan suddenly felt his body suspended in mid-air and fall into the wall. All he could hear was the whooshing sound of the wind around his ears. "Splash—"
Xiao Yuan felt a chill all over his body, and several mouthfuls of icy water poured into his mouth, making him cough. Then his body was already floating underwater.
At this moment, Xiao Yuan realized that he had fallen into a very large underground pool. The water in this underground pool was extremely cold and very deep. Fortunately, he knew how to swim, and after swallowing a few mouthfuls of cold water, he floated to the surface.
Chapter 007: Wow! What a huge elixir (1)
"Splash—"
Xiao Yuan felt a chill all over his body, and several mouthfuls of icy water poured into his mouth, making him cough. Then his body was already floating underwater.
Only then did Xiao Yuan realize that he had fallen into a rather large underground pool. The water in this pool was extremely cold and very deep. Fortunately, he knew how to swim, and after swallowing several mouthfuls of cold water, he floated to the surface.
He opened his eyes wide and looked around, discovering that this place wasn't as dark as he had imagined; in fact, there was a faint, cold light, not exactly bright, but enough for Xiao Yuan to see things.
Xiao Yuan first looked up and found that the sky above him was completely dark. He had no idea where he had fallen from. Looking around again, he saw many stalactites hanging upside down, emitting a mysterious, crystalline glow, like twinkling stars. The faint glow emanating from the surrounding area came from these strange stalactites.
Many of these stalactites were taller than a person, and considering that stalactites only grow a few centimeters every hundred years, these stalactites were at least tens of thousands of years old! Xiao Yuan had looked up information about these stalactites on his computer. If he could get one or two, he could make a considerable amount of money based on their quality! The problem now was—how to get out of this place!
The icy water was becoming unbearable, so he had no choice but to swim to the edge of the pool and climb out. The pool's edge was wet and covered with moss and other vegetation. Xiao Yuan slowly felt his way along the stalactite pillars, searching for a way out. He knew that if he couldn't find an exit, he would be doomed.
A strong will to survive drove Xiao Yuan to search for a way out. After searching for a while, he suddenly saw a cave not far from the pool. Overjoyed, Xiao Yuan hurried towards the cave.
He quickly crawled into the cave. Opening his eyes, he saw that the cave was surprisingly dry, a stark contrast to the dampness of the pool outside. The cave was also quite spacious, about the size of two university lecture halls. However, the light inside was dim, and he couldn't immediately see if there was an exit.
Just as Xiao Yuan was about to explore deeper into the cave, a series of tingling and numb sensations suddenly came from his groin. Soon, this tingling and numbness turned into a swelling sensation. Xiao Yuan quickly looked down—wow!—it was his penis, which was now severely swollen, his poor little underwear almost bursting!
Chapter 007: Wow! What a huge elixir (2)
Xiao Yuan was shocked, only then remembering that he had been bitten on his penis by that strange poisonous snake while urinating! At this moment, the poison began to spread. He hurriedly pulled down his pants and saw that his penis had been poisoned into a huge one! It was now black and thick, with a layer of oily sheen—in short, enormous, ridiculously large! Definitely no smaller than a donkey's, probably about the size of a horse's!
"Ah! Heavens! It's so big! How am I supposed to live?! Heavens above, earth below!"
Xiao Yuan howled again.
But no matter how much he howled, he couldn't stop his penis—no, it should be called his enormous penis—from swelling due to the poison! The swelling sensation had now become burning hot, the burning feeling spreading throughout his body, extremely uncomfortable, as if it might explode at any moment! It
was getting more and more uncomfortable—hot—incredibly hot! Swelling—a terrifying swelling!
At this moment, the enormous penis had swelled so much that Xiao Yuan could no longer move. His legs gave way, and he collapsed to the ground, clutching the massive penis. Lying on his side, the waves of burning sensation grew increasingly intense. He felt as if his entire body was on fire, as if he were about to die! He never imagined that he would die from the poisoning of the small penis, and that it would explode!
At this moment, he hated snakes, hated all things that looked like snakes!
The burning sensation had spread to his head. He felt his eyelids grow heavy, and his heart began to race. He knew that the poison was about to reach his heart!
In his hazy state, he suddenly vaguely saw what appeared to be a square object, about the size of a book, on the ground not far ahead. It was dark and he couldn't see it clearly at first, but Xiao Yuan knew—that object could not be natural; it was man-made!—Someone had been here! But what exactly was that square object?
Curiosity and a strong will to survive arose spontaneously, and Xiao Yuan immediately crawled desperately toward the square object not far away. After crawling for several minutes, he finally crawled to the side of the square object. He opened his eyes and saw that it was a dark red, antique wooden box!
Xiao Yuan was startled and rubbed his eyes hard. Looking closely, he found that the antique wooden box was intricately carved with many ancient seal characters. These ancient seal characters were rare, and Xiao Yuan did not recognize the meaning of most of them.
Chapter 007: Wow! What a big elixir (3)
Xiao Yuan was a history student at Southern University. Based on his professional knowledge and the current situation, he immediately knew that this strange wooden box was many years old and could not be a product of modern society.
Xiao Yuan lay on the ground, reached out and picked up the wooden box. He felt that the wooden box was quite heavy, and there was a strange metal tin seal at the opening of the box. Driven by curiosity, Xiao Yuan reached out and peeled off the tin seal.
Unexpectedly, as the tin seal was removed, a yellowish silk cloth fluttered down from the opening, landing squarely on Xiao Yuan's face.
Xiao Yuan quickly picked it up and saw that it contained some writing. Although the characters were ancient, traditional Chinese characters, Xiao Yuan was confident he could understand some of them.
He looked closer; the ancient characters on the silk were few, reading: "Marrow Cleansing Elixir, a gift to the destined one. The Glass Serpent has entered the body, divine power is beginning to form. Take the elixir, and all poisons can be cured—"
"Ah! All poisons can be cured!"
Upon seeing this passage, Xiao Yuan's spirits lifted. He immediately and impatiently unscrewed the lid of the wooden box. Instantly, a nauseating stench assaulted his nostrils, far more potent than the stench of dead rats or rotten eggs!
A black, gooey object, resembling a pile of dog excrement, was inside the box. The unparalleled stench emanated from that object!
"Ah! God! Please stop playing tricks on me! Just give me a quick death!"
Xiao Yuan tossed the black, dog-excrement-like object aside and cried out in despair. He felt as if he had just won five million in a dream, only to be jolted awake before he could even rejoice—what an incredibly tragic life!
At this moment, his enormous penis began to swell and burn again, and the burning sensation was much more intense than before. Xiao Yuan screamed in agony; his enormous penis had swelled so much that he couldn't close his legs. He felt like an inflatable doll, only a male version.
In despair, he tilted his head and suddenly saw a few more words on the back of the silk cloth lying on the ground—"The Marrow Cleansing Elixir, shaped like floating clouds, smells foul, but those destined to consume it will be blessed by heaven and earth—" "Shaped
like floating clouds? Floating my ass! It's more like a pile of dog shit! Ah! It hurts so much! Mom, whether it's real or fake, dog shit is dog shit—it's better than dying from a bursting penis! I'll fight!"

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