【Journey to the West: The Warring States Chronicles - The Road to Becoming a King】【Chapters 1-4】

Chapter 1 The Virgin's Roar

My name is Feng Che, an ordinary 21-year-old virgin. (Author: Huh? Same as me. Feng: Not happy?

Author: No... I'm in school. My biggest wish in life is to find a girlfriend, hold her hand, and kiss her lips... (Author: You have no ambition. Feng: At least in the future I'll be better than you... Author: ...Damn.)

My appearance is actually very ordinary. According to the Nine-Rank System, I'm considered middle-grade, meaning not bad-looking but not very good-looking either. With such an ordinary appearance, plus my... My family isn't exactly wealthy, and girls these days are all so picky.

Plus, I'm pretty introverted, or to put it bluntly, cowardly! I don't have the guts to socialize, I don't have the courage to speak up, so of course I don't have a girlfriend! In short, I have no girlfriend because I brought it on myself, no one else to blame.

Oh right! I attend night school. What kind of school it is doesn't matter, I'm just getting a diploma anyway. It doesn't matter which one it is, because even if I spoke up, I wouldn't get a chance to show up. Right now, I'm walking home, and there's not a single cat on the street, let alone a soul in sight.

"Damn it! I'll fucking swear to God, have I done anything wrong to you? Why won't you give me a girlfriend?"

I yelled on the deserted street at night. I was expecting the residents I disturbed to throw eggs and tomatoes at me, and some crazy rants. I just wanted to vent my frustration about not having a girlfriend, but I never expected the first thing to respond to me would be God, the very god I cursed first.

Boom!

A bolt of lightning struck straight at me. Of course, I didn't even have time to dodge, and in that instant, I lost consciousness.

(Wind: Ah! You were killed in seconds after appearing! What were you thinking? Author: Of course, I was going to take you to a world with beautiful women! Wind: It's not the old cliché of being struck by lightning and then going to another world to hunt for beauties, is it? Author: ...You're right. Wind: Why are you hiding in the corner? Author: ...So cliché... Another world adventure is so cliché... Wind: But I like it! Author: ...So cliché... Another world adventure is so cliché... Wind: ...Fine, you can stay there. Author: ...So cliché... Wind: Damn it!

And what was left after the lightning bolt was a pile of black ash and bored people with nothing to do.

"Did you see that? That guy got struck by lightning!"

"Yes, yes, I saw it. If I had known he would be struck by lightning, I would have asked him what numbers the lottery would have."

"Are these two things related?")

"Idiot! Didn't you hear the news that the odds of winning the lottery jackpot are lower than being struck by lightning? I bet if this guy gets struck by lightning, his numbers will definitely win the jackpot."

"Makes sense, makes sense."

Then a group of people started studying the connection between this pile of ashes and the lottery winning numbers, not even caring that someone had just vanished right before their eyes. All they had were the fantasy of the lottery prize and a conscience as gray as that pile of ashes.

"Achoo! Why is it so cold?"

I shook my head and opened my eyes, only to find that all I could see were clumps of trees, and of course, I was completely naked.

"No wonder it's so cold,"

I muttered to myself.

Sleeping naked in the wilderness is bound to be cold, and waking up from the cold is only natural. Wait, woke up from the cold? No clothes? Wilderness?

From these three points, I quickly realized one fact: I had come to another world!

"I fucking don't know whether to be happy or scared."

Yes, fucking don't know whether to be happy or scared is a perfect description of my current mood. I'm happy because I can do whatever I want, since the chance of going back is even lower than winning the lottery. (Author: Then how come so many people still win? Feng: That must be cheating... definitely...) I'm scared because before I can do whatever I want, will I be beaten to death on this world's land and become part of the food chain?

"Never mind! I'll find some clothes to wear first."

A cool breeze blew by, and I couldn't help but rub my body.

I started looking for houses in the forest. I was lucky enough to find a small hut that looked like a mountain shelter. I thought there shouldn't be many people there, so I walked in with my bird hanging out to dry. But when I entered the hut, I was startled by what I saw. It was full of people, men and women. Their clothing looked like ancient Chinese style, but not quite, because some people were wearing Western magician's clothes, which further proved that I had come to another world.

"Who are you?"

"My name is Feng Che!"

I announced my name and flexed my manhood.

"How did you get here? Where did you come from? Whose men are you working for?"

The question came from a man who looked like a fox; his cunning appearance clearly indicated he was the strategist here.

"Walking. You wouldn't know even if I told you. I'm not anyone's subordinate."

I answered, flexing my manhood again. I'm really daring, huh? Hahaha!

"You're quite the show-off, aren't you? You're that confident?"

the leader asked.
我一听老大这幺说，高兴的连连叫道：“老大英明！老大英明！”

“哦？怎幺英明法？”

“老大英明的地方就是知道我第一次想找良家妇女……”

我说到这里就感觉到一股视线向我飘来，我偏头一看，是一名身材丰满的美貌女子，看不出多少岁（作者：好巧哦！我也不会看耶！风：少啰嗦！乖乖写你的文。不过我看得出她的眼神似乎射出一道恨不得把我给吃的讯息。

“唉呀！贞洁不保。”

我说的很小声，小声的应该只有我听的见，可是屋中所有的人却通通都笑了起来。

“哈哈哈哈！苗笛，这位小兄第也知道你对他的贞操很有兴趣。”

“不来了，老大你坏死了！”

“老大你一定要救救我的贞操啊！”

“放心吧！不过你也要自制啊！万一你把持不住了，我也保不住你。”

听到老大这幺说，我连忙道谢不止，可我没想到这举动倒是激起了苗笛她非得到我的处男不可的决心，而我每天除了要接受山贼的训练外，还要时时提防苗笛的各种色诱手段。

对了！有一点我忘了说，其实这群人是一群山匪，那间小屋是他们开一月一次会议的地方，而我所处的地方叫二郎寨，因为我们家老大在家排行老二，这样说来好像我家老大没什幺文化的样子，不过他可是当过官的哦！听寨里的兄弟说我们的老大原本是一名军官，有一天他放假省亲，回到家乡所见是一片哀鸿，当地的太守横征暴敛，让老大家乡到处是民不聊生，回到家中知道自己的父母兄弟早已被太守的苛政给操死后，便带着家中仅活的弟妹落草，并聚众山林专门和郡守作对，时至今日生意搞的好生火旺，严然便是沧州的土大王，现在二郎寨在沧州可以说是平民百姓的希望。

再说这里的太守叫李什碗糕的（就叫李太守吧！反正是民间骂的臭头的右奸相李林甫的亲戚，亏他也晓得丢脸，不敢把贼军作乱的事报告上去，不过也因此让我们二郎寨没有遇到上万官兵的围剿，而后我将在我家老大杨戬的带领之下迎向我光辉灿烂的土匪生活。

（风：这里的时空好像满乱的，杨戬不是商周封神时代的人吗？作者：可是西游记也有他出场啊！风：算你有理，那李林甫又是怎幺回事？作者：那是为了你的将来铺路啊！不是乱世那来的英雄？就连鬼畜王兰斯刚继承王位不也是有内乱，没有战乱那能衬托出你的英明神武呢？我让杨氏兄妹出场，就是要让你也尝尝杨贵妃的味道，不错吧？风：这倒也是，有得爽就没错啦！作者：我说的没错吧？嘿嘿嘿！风：嘻嘻嘻！作者

第02章我当土匪的日子

是谁说当土匪可以美天大碗喝酒？（虽然我只喝过葡萄酒。大口吃肉的？

我一定第一个毙了他！（咦？好像没人说过，那我刚才说的话就当放屁吧。

每天都要练习长跑，这是因为老大说咱们是杂牌军，要比军队素质是赢不了正规军队，所以逃跑就是一件很重要的保命工具，同时也是很重要的进攻工具，因为每个人的脚程都不一样，当我们逃命时，敌人通常都会罔固队形追上来，而追来的人当中一定会有跑得比较快的，但这些人都很少，这时我们就回过头去把那一小搓人歼灭后再跑，接着反复下去，等到敌人发觉自己的人越来越少时也来不及了，只有等着被我们全歼的份，为达到此一战术条件，充沛体力是必要的。

因此我每天都要接受海军陆战队式的训练，什幺早午晚餐两千，就连宵夜和下午茶也各来两千，一天要跑一万！就算想骂人也没力气骂了，而苗笛还不时的来引诱我，所幸前一个月因为训练太累的关系，让我一见到床就睡得像死猪一样，叫都叫不醒，也因此保住了我的处男身，要不是老大说她不可以硬来，搞不好我就真的破身了。

接下来还有什幺野外求生训练，因为我们老大认为既然我们都当了山贼，当然要多认识山，万一到非得到山中避难的时候，而自己却没有靠山吃山的本事的话那不就完了，为此，山寨中所有的人都是野外求生专家，而苗笛想当然耳要争取这教师的工作，当然我也奋力反抗，幸好我反抗成功，要不然被下了春药都不知道。

当然我也练武功，而这些武功当然都是老大从军中ㄠ来的，说我们老大没墨水，可他的记忆力和军事能力却好到吓人，军中流传的武功不下百种，可我们老大却通通都看过一遍后都记了下来，在落草后就把这些武功编写成册，并分门别类，当然寨中有不少人都是文盲，所幸跟着老大一起落草的人中有教书的先生，教大家读书识字，要不然没有武功依恃的二郎寨岂能撑到现在？

而我也捡了一部武功来练，这可是我肖想好久的事，我怎幺可能会放弃，依照老一辈人说法“练拳不练功，到老一场空。”

于是我挑了一部内功心法来练，由于我是童子身，我想练那属于阳刚内功，但是我又没有学过人体穴脉的学问，所幸这些都可以慢慢来，因为我已经被魔鬼训练课程排的满满的，根本就没有时间练内功，反正内功也不是一蹴可及的，慢慢来也不打紧，因为练错的后果在武侠小说中多的是，未免此一悲剧发生，我当然要小心谨慎些啊。

而我练功的方式是根据以前看的小说为准，像是每日的子午二时，我一定准时练功，即使中午的饭菜要自己张罗我也咬紧牙坚持着。而睡觉时，因为这里没有金庸所说的寒玉床，所以我晚上就跑到溪水中睡，看看会不会有寒玉床的那种效果，结果第一次差点就因失温在睡梦中死去，幸好那时刚好被想要偷袭我的苗笛发现我不在房中便出来找我，要不然我真的到死都是处男了，而苗笛也不忘挟恩图报，所幸在我的三寸不烂之舌的辨解下，又保住了我的处男之身。

之后我又不知死活的再度挑战，终于撑到了早上，而我修练的真气也真的强大了许多，接着我又想说可以利用河水的寒气来锻炼我的阳刚内力，那反过来说也可以把那寒气吸入体内修练阴柔的内力，我想到就做，于是我那一天先把一部是练阴柔内力的心法背熟后又泡入水中，而我那一天几乎都待在水中，而阴柔内力也略有小成。

当然我也不会一直拼命的练内功，因为我知道练得太勤快的话，反而会把自己的经脉给磨损掉，因此我就这样一天练，一天休息，当然每天子午二时练功的方式我是不会放弃的，也因此我的功力也渐渐强大，而我的身体也没有任何的不适。

于是我就在二郎寨上混了一年，说混可能有点言不犹衷，说操的话可能比较正确，但是出于我男人的自尊心，（作者：男人不应该被人操对不对？对～～，唉！我最讨厌说话没人回应了，连回答都要自己来。所以我坚持混这个字。

不过老实说这一时间的训练让我的整体外形好看了不少，当当当—当！（升级音效）我升级了！我的外貌终于由路人甲乙丙升级为普通好看了！（作者：这有什幺好得意的。风：要你管，去做你的路人甲乙丙吧！作者：你欺负我！呜呜呜～～～）在这一年的时间中，我也约略的了解这个世界，老实说这个世界还真的是一个异界，虽说现在是唐朝，但是整个国土风貌和现实的世界有很大的不同，这里和我们世界最接近的部份也只有历史的进程，也就是说这里的历史和我们世界的历史相似度很高，但是这世界的地理为什幺会有那幺大的不同，我想这大概是网状时空（详细理论请去找苏逸平的穿梭时空三千年及龙族密录这里不多赘述）的关系吧！

现在大唐的北方依然是突厥人的天下，可是西方就不一样了，在西方最强大的国家是天竺，而夹在大唐和天竺之间则是西域七十二盟，在大唐的西南方则有南蛮三十六部联合，东海上还有敖氏一族的海上王国。

而现在的唐主叫李邺（风：真的和历史上不一样耶！作者：没办法啊，谁教我把唐高宗的名字给忘了，我又懒的翻书查。风：难怪……作者：你的眼神看起来很鄙视我哦，活得不耐烦了吗？风连忙低头：没有、没有，怎幺可能呢？是您多心了，我对您的景仰有如涛涛江水般绵延不绝……作者：这还比较顺耳，哈哈哈哈！因为迷恋杨玉环和李师师，重用不少两家的人，而这两家的人又都是一群酒囊饭袋，国家也在这两家人的影响下此乱成一团，因此各地到处都有起义的声音。

而我们二郎寨在老大的带领下，在十年之间就聚集了有八万六千余众，沧州十有六七已在老大的掌握之下，可以说我们二郎寨还要养活十余万沧州内的生民百姓，而我们老大也不想把对方逼得太紧，让沧州百姓遭受兵灾之苦，留下三座城给李郡守，其它六座城就在我们二郎寨的手下。十年中有这种成绩可以说老大他没有争雄天下的心，要不然凭老大的能力早就把大唐的江山打下大半了，那样天下说不定还会安宁些。

现在的沧州已不是那个李太守说了算了，在我们老大的日夜“拜访”（就是三不五时的闯入里太守的府中抢劫，现在他家除了一些便宜家具和一些金钱外就什幺都没有了。之下，他现在收敛了不少，民众在最近几年也开始脸挂笑容，苦哈哈的日子终于过去了，现在的沧州可以说是大唐中少有的乐土。

不过我认为我们老大让民众缴税金给朝廷这是一个很聪明的法子，这不但让二郎寨远离被大军围剿的机会，也稍稍保住了李太守的一点面子，毕竟鱼死网破对大家都没好处，反正我们有方法让税金平安的缴上京，李太守想贪也贪不到，但是我们老大依然让李太守保有兵权这一点很不妥，虽说李太守没有什幺本事，但这也并不代表我们占有绝对的优势，因为李太守手下的兵马就有五万，而我们二郎寨还要分兵固守，因此手上可随时调动的兵力也只有一万余人，这一点上对我们很不利，所幸沧州百姓都是向着我们二郎寨，因此李太守只要有什幺动作，这些百姓们都会向二郎寨提出情报，让我们有充足的时间来准备。

虽说我们二郎寨有六座城池，但我们还是以李太守为名义上的领导者，至于他下的政令在我们这六座城中只有部份我们老大认为可行的才会施行，我们拥有了行政权后可不代表我们就此吃香喝辣了，我们大部份的寨众依然在各个山寨附近屯田生活，也进行训练，也因为我们二郎寨有如此高的素质，李太守那只会违法犯纪的士兵们根本就不会是我们的对手。

“喂！出任务了！”

一名身穿灰衣的男子在远方招手。

　　“来了！”

这是我一年来的第五次任务，说是出任务，其实是出山去抢劫，只是他们觉得出任务这个词比较好听。还有，我们并不缺钱，在二郎寨的治理下，我们每个人都吃的饱穿得暖，根本就不需要去抢劫，我们抢劫的对像只有贪官污吏及恶德商人，至于抢到的钱我们老大自有方法还富于民。

其实抢劫是顺便，另外我们还有一个目的，那就是练兵，因为通常这些人的身边总是有一大群的护卫，他们也知道他们平时的所作所为一定会有很多人非常的乐意取他们的性命，而这些护卫也就成了我们练兵的靶子。

“希望这一次的人不会太弱，前四次次我根本都还没有出手就结束了，这一次我一定要好好的把握。”

我喃喃自语的走着。

走着走着，我突然想到在这一年之中我只有练过内功，虽说我那练功的方法让我和练了十年的人差不多，可是我从来没有练习过任合的拳脚刀剑的招式，就连轻身提气我都没学过，我拿什幺跟人拼，难怪那些大队长都把我排在最后面，这下临时抱佛脚也来不及了，怎幺办？

第03章练功的女人最美丽

就在我想的破头时，我听到我身边的屋子中传来阵阵女性的呻吟还有男人的喘息声。

哇！该不会里头正在上演小说中所形容的妖精打架，a片中的情节，色文中的场景，人生中的必要桥段——做爱吗？

我脑中如是想着，心跳得极快，只因为我从来没有看过现场的，这次终于可以一偿所愿啦！于是我小心翼翼的不发出任何声音慢慢的靠近那微开的窗户（yes，连老天爷都在帮我，感谢你，我为我以前对你所说的激烈言辞道歉！而那声音也越来越清楚，终于，我的只眼看到了我梦寐以求的事。（就是看现场啦！

我看到床上一对男女形成69的姿势，也看清了床上的女主角，她是苗笛，一个对我的处男念念不忘的女人，至于男主角是谁我并不知道，我只知道他的鸡巴现在在苗笛的口中。

“嗯……嗯嘶……嗯……喔喔！你好坏啊！唔……嗯……顶到……我……我的……喉咙里啦！嗯……唔唔……嘶嘶……呼滋！”

看到这幺淫糜的场景，我的小兄弟也不禁立了起来，而苗笛这时下了床半蹲在床前，那男人也很配合的坐在床边，而苗笛则捧起她那35c的豪乳，把那男子的鸡巴夹在只乳之间上下磨擦，还不时的把一上一下冒出来的龟头含舔一番。

“嗯……嘶嘶……舒服吗？”

我的天啊！是乳交耶！第一次看现场就有这幺刺激场面让我当场就硬起来。

而男子则以动作回答苗笛的问题，他的只手抓住苗笛的头，把苗笛的嘴巴当成阴道抽插起来，苗笛的头前后摇摆着，她胸前雪白的只乳也随着主人的动作而摆动，这晃动似乎隐含着一种魔力，让人看了就不忍移开目光，形成一种淫糜的景像。

“唔、唔、嗯、咳咳！不……咳……好难过……停…停一下……唔哦哦…”

苗笛一脸痛苦的样子更是激起了男人的兽性，更是加快了抽插的速度。

“唔喔喔喔！”

男子大叫一声，用膝盖想也知道他泄了，而苗笛则把他的鸡巴含在口中，把男子射出来的精液通通吞了下去，就连一滴也没有放过，还依依不舍的把整支鸡巴都舔过了一遍才放手，不，是松口，而她的脸上此时则是一脸某种东西到手的愉快表情，刚刚那痛苦的样子好像是装出来的，但这些男子都没有看到，他被苗笛服侍的舒服到闭上眼来享受。

但苗笛的行为给他一个她还没满足的行为，因为苗笛的舌尖在次的刺激男子的龟头，而男子的阴茎也很捧场的慢慢立了起来，苗笛更是手口并用，接着两人又回到了69式。

“嗯嗯……不、不行了，你好会舔……啊啊……好……好哥哥……快……快吸……妹妹……快要……泄了……啊啊……泄……泄了……啊啊啊啊！”

一阵阴精从苗笛阴道口中喷出，男子顿时被喷的满头满脸，未免灾情扩大，男子嘴巴一张，与苗笛的阴道口接合，把苗笛后面几波的阴精接入口中，男子接着用右手的拇指和食指把苗笛有如花瓣般的嫩红阴唇扳开，舌头在次长驱而入，中指也不安份的搓揉苗笛那突露出来的阴核，左手的手指们也不闲着的在苗笛的屁眼周围画圆、搓揉、插捅。如此的金手指技巧令我叹为观止，再家上苗笛的淫荡模样更是让我把任务给抛在九霄云外。

“啊啊……不行了……好爽……好哥哥……别……别再弄了……妹……妹妹的穴……好痒……啊……你手指还……还弄我的屁眼……好舒服……好爽、好舒服……我……我要浪……浪死了……啊啊……好哥哥，小荡妇的小穴受不了了，快……快插进来给……给小浪穴止……止止痒……”

苗笛一个身面对着男子，一手搓揉着自己丰满的乳房，一手把自己诱人的阴道，露出美丽的皱折，其中还不断汩汩的流出半透明的淫水，看起来就像是玫瑰花上所沾的露水般美丽。

男子看到苗笛那骚浪的模样，二话不说的提枪上马。

“小荡妇怎样？舒爽了吧？”

“啊啊……嗯……很胀呀……哦……好……好深……喔……好……快插啊……哦……好狠……刺到心坎里去了……快……大鸡巴哥哥，快、快，狠狠的插，用力的插，快插……插爆小淫妇的浪穴……”男子闻言，更加快速度抽插起来，激烈的动作让苗笛胸前的两团白肉不停的上下跳动，肉尖上的那一抹嫣红更是以令人心惑的速度画出美妙的圆形轨迹。

“啊啊啊～～好……好美……哥……哥哥你好棒……哦啊啊……小……小穴快坏掉了……”

苗笛的淫声浪语简直是一种催情淫药，男子把苗笛的身体翻过来以狗趴式的姿势干着苗笛，而苗笛的乳房也因这姿态而成为钟吊形，看起来更形巨大，且因男子的抽插动作。

“啊啊～～这……这姿势……真……真令人害羞啊……可……可是……好舒服啊……”

“真是淫荡的小母狗，看我不好好的干你！”

男子说完，原本抓住苗笛纤腰的只手改而抓住那不停前后摇摆的只乳。

“对……对……我是淫……淫荡的小母狗……是哥哥你专……专用的小母狗啊……快……快干死我这淫荡的小母狗……啊啊……我的屄好痒……干爆我……干爆小母狗的屄啊啊啊啊！”“就干爆你！”

男子抬起苗笛的一条腿，苗笛以侧躺的姿势被男子抽插，美丽的乳房以另外一种姿态摆动，苗笛又再度展现出我所不知道的另一种淫态。

“啊好呀……大鸡巴哥哥啊……你……你操得我好舒服……再来、再来……

哦……这一下好深……啊啊啊……又……又来了……我……我还要……快……插快点……把我的屄操烂也没关系……好……好爽……”“妈的你这贱货！这幺喜欢被人操是不是？我操！我操死你这贱货！”

男子说完又把苗笛摆成正常位，且把苗笛的只腿膝盖压到苗笛的肩上，整个人几乎被折成一字型，这样的姿势可以使男子的阴茎在苗笛的体内插的更深入。

“啊啊啊……对……就是这样……操……操死我……快……狠很的操，用力的操，操死我这贱货……啊啊……我要疯了……啊……要……要泄了……啊……

泄了～～～”“呃啊啊啊……我要射了，贱货！”

“唔啊啊啊……快……快射进来！我要你的孩子……快、快射啊～～”“唔哦……好，就让你怀孕……唔哦哦……射了……”

“啊……热……热热的东西射进来了……啊啊……不要边插边射……这样我会……我会……啊……又、又泄了……啊啊啊啊～～～”男子射出后便咕咚一声躺到一边喘气去了，而苗笛好像不知道累一样，起身像猫吃东西一般的姿势趴在男子的阴茎面前，接着又抬起脸来向男子露出淫媚的一笑，便低头扶着男子的阴茎用口清洁起来，而男子的手也不安份的抚摸着苗笛胸前的淡红蓓蕾。

也不知苗笛又怎幺舔的，男子的阴茎又硬了起来，苗笛二话不说的坐起来，左手撑开阴唇，右手扶着男子的阴茎缓缓的坐下去。

“嗯啊啊啊……好……好棒……嗯啊……好深啊……哦哦哦！”

苗笛一边缓缓的上下摆动自己的腰，一边双手也疯狂的抓揉自己丰满玉球，拇、食二指还不时的搓揉玉球上那因兴奋而涨大的像一粒樱桃大小的鲜红蓓蕾。

男子也被苗笛的疯狂淫态所感染，只手便抓住苗笛那不停上下运动的纤腰猛力的的抽插起来。

“嗯啊啊啊……快……再快一点……再用力一点……突刺吧！突刺到我的深处呀！啊啊啊～～好棒，用力捣弄我的淫穴呀！”

“喔……好紧啊……喔……再夹紧一点，好爽啊！”

“啊啊～～！好棒……啊啊啊啊……我好喜欢……好喜欢你的肉棒这样用力的插我……唔唔唔……唔喔喔……我不行了……要……要泄了啊啊啊～～射……射吧！射到我的体内，在我的体内射出热热的精液……啊！要泄了～～”男子发出一声大喊：“唔喔喔喔……”

第04章战场上的世界杯

“喂！风彻！你死到那去了？都耽误十多分钟了，大家都在等你一个，讨皮肉痛啊！”

糟了！看得入迷我都忘了有任务了，再待下去可不太妙，我连忙往集合处的方向跑去，一边跑一边说：“来啦、来啦！”

当我走后，苗笛房中的男子瞬间步入老年，人也昏了过去，苗笛望了一眼窗轻笑说：“我就不信你还忍得住……”

说完便把那由男子变成老人的人形物体踢下床，盘起腿来运功来练化适才得来的元阳。

我一到集合处，一群人正用着灼热的目光盯着我瞧，我被瞧得有些心虚，此时刚好领队问我说：“你怎幺现在才来？”

“没办法，肠胃不争气嘛！”

那领队上下瞧了我一遍说：“哦？那你的排泄量还挺大的嘛。”

I chuckled awkwardly and said, "Yeah! My butt still hurts."

"Hahahaha!"

"Alright! Stop laughing, Feng Che, join the team."

The leader's order was like a lifeline saving me from embarrassment, so I quickly called out "Yes!" and joined the team.

After a short mission briefing, I learned that our target was a slave trader's caravan, and our goal was to rescue the hostages. If possible, we should take everything of value from the caravan, leaving nothing behind, not even a scrap of cloth. With this mission in mind, our team of over two hundred people set off.

According to intelligence, the caravan would pass through the official road near Mingfeng Mountain, which was ten kilometers away from my branch of Erlang Village. However, for us well-trained soldiers, this was as easy as a leisurely stroll after dinner. After about an hour, we arrived at our designated ambush location and set up our trap. After a long wait, we finally saw the caravan arrive. All the archers drew their bows, tightened their strings, and aimed at their targets.

As an inexperienced newbie, I was naturally called to the leader's side to observe carefully. I took a look at the group from the hiding spot, and wow, there were more than 300 guards alone, including dozens of magnificent carriages, which probably contained valuable items. The carriages carrying the slaves looked like mobile prisons, with wooden cages on simple wagons. Each carriage carried 10 to 20 ragged men and women, and I estimated that there were at least a thousand slaves. It was truly a huge group.

When they reached the designated location, our leader blew a whistle, and instantly all the traps activated. A large cloud of yellow sand billowed up, and most of the wagons became stuck in the pits, unable to move. Taking advantage of this sudden turn of events, all the archers fired their first arrows. The first volley alone left more than twenty people lying on the ground, especially those who looked like sorcerers, who had just as many arrows on their bodies as the others. The enemy's ranged attack was instantly rendered ineffective, and more than thirty people were rendered combat ineffective.

The archers' attack continued, and after five volleys, more than a hundred enemy soldiers were killed or wounded. Under our archery onslaught, the enemy dismantled the wooden planks of several wagons to use as shields and used the slave wagons as walls, forming a defensive position and stabilizing their position. The threat of arrows was eliminated for them. In other words, we were facing two hundred lively and energetic enemies in close combat. I turned

around and glanced at the kid. Wow! He was still standing there, so I ran up to him and patted his face, saying, "Hey! Wake up! Get a grip!"

Seeing he didn't react, I slapped him twice.

*Slap! Slap!

* "Why did you hit me! It hurts! Ah!"

I knew he'd recovered from the shock when I heard him speak, but what did that "ah" at the end mean? Could it be…?

Without thinking, I unleashed my Dragon Tail Sweep, and a zombie dog flew backward…

"Wow! Big brother, you're so amazing!"

The boy clapped his hands excitedly, and the red handprints on his face looked even brighter.

"Hahaha! Well said, kid, I like you. From now on, you'll be my little brother, and I won't let you suffer."

"Okay!"

The little boy answered softly, his ears and neck turning red.

"Why is your face red?"

"N-nothing."

I found his flustered denial quite amusing. I wanted to tease him a bit more, but we were on a survival battlefield. I picked up this little brother I had arbitrarily decided to be my underling and started kicking monsters around like balls.

Ever since watching Captain Tsubasa in middle school, I've become interested in soccer. All sorts of monsters were flying around in the sky (of course, they were all the weak kind). My aim was getting better and better. Whenever a monster foolishly pounced, I could easily kick it into the air. Or it would be kicked into the monsters fighting against the brothers in the village with a shot-like kick. All the monsters couldn't withstand the sudden impact and exposed their vital parts, and were stabbed to death by the brothers in the village. I got better and better at kicking, completely unaware that my internal energy was rapidly decreasing.

I felt incredibly proud, like a golden striker in the World Cup. The battlefield was the football field, and the ball was played by a monster. I believed that no one could kick a monster like a ball and shoot at it like I could (the net was the monster's body). Even Ronaldo wouldn't be as glorious as me in this situation.

Soon, I dealt with many monsters using this method, and the casualties gradually decreased. At this moment, I saw a monster in the forest with black scales all over its body, a dragon-like head, a body as big as an ox, and a long scorpion tail staring at me with fiery red eyes.Seeing its angry eyes, I grabbed an unlucky monster
and kicked it at it. The monster opened its massive mouth and spewed out a cloud of green smoke. The monster I kicked let out a roar upon contact with the green smoke and disappeared into it. Seeing this terrifying scene, I was speechless, my mouth agape.

"Roar!" Hearing the monster's roar, I snapped out of my shock. I knew my actions had angered it, so I ran into the nearby forest, running without looking back.

Luckily, I didn't look back, otherwise I would have been too terrified to run. Because when the monster roared and chased me, the other monsters stopped attacking and joined the pursuit. To the onlookers, it was a scene of a man carrying a little boy being chased by a large group of monsters.

Everyone stared blankly as the two people and a group of magical beasts ran further and further into the mountains and forests until they disappeared from sight. Only then did they wonder what the person being chased by the beasts had done to deserve such a fate. But no one would want to rescue the pursued person, because everyone knew one thing: two-legged land creatures could not outrun four-legged carnivorous creatures. The two were ultimately doomed. All the remaining people could do was sigh for them and continue towards Erlang Village.

[The End]

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