The Alchemist of Lust Updated Parts 13-15

Chapter Three: The Overseas Sword Saint
believed that Asadu's most successful investment was the "Nightmare Sword" MacGydi in his hand. The Red Moon, affected by the magnetic field, had fallen, and even the mighty Still Moon was powerless to stop it. Lucy had already exceeded the summoning time, and Lislong was surrounded by a large crowd under the tree; everyone could only watch helplessly as Asadu snatched the banner.
"Hahahaha... Brother, I'll go first!" Asadu laughed loudly, already reaching out to grab the banner.
"Hehehehe... Brother, are you celebrating too soon?" I chuckled sinisterly. Just as Asadu's hand was only inches from the golden banner, it suddenly flew out of the tree branch on its own, as if carried by a ghost, and flew away in the air.
The cooked duck could fly! Asadu's expression was ashen.
The golden banner flew to another tree, where a giant spider, as large as a buffalo, was coiled. Knowing this was a strategic location, the Demon-Binding Spider, who had arrived before me, had already come to wait.
"Avanti! Catch me!" Just as I was basking in the glory of my perfect strategy, a familiar voice came from the treetop. It was Jing Shuiyue, who had fallen from a great height.
"No! Ah!!"
No matter how much I screamed, it was no use. Jing Shuiyue rushed down headfirst, and we met eye to eye, mouth to mouth, just like a romantic scene from a novel.
But what followed was anything but romantic. Before I could dodge, a sharp pain shot through my forehead, and I collided head-on with Jing Shuiyue. We rolled around together like a gourd on the ground, while the other contestants showed no sympathy and all rushed towards the Demon-Binding Spider.
Dizzy and disoriented, I heard Jing Shuiyue's sharp rebuke: "Idiot, you can't even catch one person! Look at this lump on my forehead, it hurts so much!"
I struggled to my feet and saw that her forehead was only slightly swollen. I couldn't help but retort angrily, "How many years have you been practicing Iron Head Kung Fu? Look at me! My head is bleeding profusely, my face is covered in blood!"
Blood began to gush from my forehead; even my battle with Asadu hadn't left me this badly injured...
Just as Jing Shuiyue and I were exchanging insults, a golden light blocked our path. I was shocked to realize that the Demon-Binding Spider had vanished, and Asadu, Li Silong, and the other contestants had all been defeated. In the dim moonlight, I could only see a tall, thin man with a short beard, dressed in military uniform, with prominent cheekbones, wearing a long, bright red robe, and holding a gleaming golden sword. He stood like an iron tower atop a treetop. He was on
par with Long Sha, the Great Sword Saint of Zhen Fuming—Gao Andong!
I couldn't help but glare at Jing Shuiyue angrily, "Didn't you take care of him?"
Jing Shuiyue's almond-shaped eyes widened, and she said, "Tsk! Your second brother is also alive and kicking, what right do you have to talk to me?"
"Damn it! It's too much trouble!" After saying that, I had already found Ma Ji Fen, and Jing Shuiyue grabbed the Red Moon sword. Together, we launched a fierce attack towards Gao Andong. Jing Shuiyue and I had an unusually good understanding. She glanced at me and then laid the Red Moon sword horizontally. Without thinking, I stepped onto the back of the sword. She threw me with force, sending me flying over Gao Andong's head, while she attacked from below.
Gao Andong smiled coldly, and with a light flick of his heel, he kicked the golden banner into the open space behind him. Just then, a scene that shocked everyone appeared. In the place that was originally empty, an arm suddenly appeared in mid-air, catching the falling golden banner. With a pull of the arm backward, the banner disappeared into thin air before our eyes.
Everyone was momentarily stunned. The fastest to react was Asadu, who shouted angrily, "It's invisibility magic!"
No wonder Jing Shuiyue couldn't find that little turtle, Soward; he had used invisibility magic to sneak in, finally sending Gao Andong to forcibly seize the golden banner. This was a foolproof plan. Gao Andong displayed the power of a great swordsman. He saw Jing Shuiyue's immense destructive power and, without hesitation, swung his longsword downwards to meet the Red Moon Blade. His other hand, his robe, strangely billowed towards Maji Fen, like a vortex pulling my sword in.
The clash of swords produced no sound. Jing Shuiyue paled; she was swept away by Gao Andong's sword strike, flying horizontally into the shadows. Gao Andong, expressionless, thrust his sword forward. I knew I was in trouble; suddenly I was alone, facing Gao Andong.
Gao Andong was a swordsman skilled at using the opponent's force against them. His thrust at me seemed gentle and weak, but I dared not think so. Judging from the way that fool Jing Shuiyue's face was contorted and she was sent flying, this strike borrowed her power, combined with Gao Andong's power, making its power immeasurable. But the most critical thing was that Maji Fen was restrained. Even Long Sha couldn't handle such a disadvantage. In
the life-or-death moment, I did something I never expected.
"Come forth, Saltfire Spinner!" With a roar, the Saltfire Spinner was summoned from the sword, rapidly burning Gao Andong's long sleeves and dissolving the restraint. At the same time, I spun like a carp leaping over the dragon gate, and Maji Fen spat out black flames, clashing head-on with Gao Andong's sword. Golden light and black flames erupted, and Gao Andong was finally knocked back. When he stood on the ground, he frowned and stared at his burned left sleeve. I fell to the ground and had to tumble twice before I could sit up.
Just as I was thinking of a countermeasure, heat and magic emanated from the side. One of the idiots couldn't resist casting a spell. I shouted urgently, "Idiot, don't cast a spell!"
While I was fighting Gao Andong, Asadu chanted a spell at the standard speed of a proper mage, raising his left hand to launch a fireball spell towards Soward's hiding place. Li Silong took the lead, relying on his martial arts skills to charge at Gao Andong, and the other contestants followed suit. Unfortunately, these fools didn't know Gao Andong's background at all. There were rumors that during the Zhenfoming turmoil, he once conquered a small city single-handedly with a sword, relying on the method of using the opponent's strength against them. The more people ganged up on him, the more advantageous it was for him. Using magic against him would only make things worse.
Elementary fire magic - Fireball.
Hearing my roar, Asadu and Li Silong were slightly taken aback, but Gao Andong had already let out a long laugh and actively rushed towards Asadu's fireball. My heart sank. Without thinking, I rolled aside. Seeing me flee, Asadu and Li Silong followed suit, retreating slightly. But the remaining dozen or so contestants had already surged forward.
Gao Andong transferred the golden sword to his left hand, then gripped it in a reverse grip, pulling the sword back before suddenly unleashing a backhand sword technique towards the fireball.
The ultimate sword technique – 'Reverse Demon-Slaying Sword'!!
The fireball instantly shrank, transforming into pure red flames that coiled around the golden sword, attacking us instead. This move was Gao Andong's strongest ultimate technique, 'Reverse Demon-Slaying Sword'. This technique is a counter-attack, capable of combining the enemy's power with one's own to counterattack. Few in Zhenfoming had ever seen this move; all those who had perished under its influence. Gao Andong relied on this unique skill to rampage through Zhenfoming like a crab.
The power of the fireball spell, combined with Gao Andong's swordsmanship, instantly illuminated the grove with flames. The fiery sword energy swept across the entire area. Had I not ducked to the ground first and covered myself with my magic-resistant cloak, "Night Star," I probably wouldn't be alive. After the red light flashed, many towering trees were snapped in half, and fires raged in the surrounding area. Only a dozen severed feet remained standing on the ground before Gao Andong—the only remnants of the contestants who had charged forward.
Asadu knelt on the ground, blood trickling from his mouth, while McGidi was embedded in the mud, surrounded by a five-foot-tall sphere of soil and fallen leaves. Good lad, he actually knew how to use a high-density magnetic field to survive this ordeal!
"Ah!! It's so hot! Help! Help!" Poor Li Silong wasn't so lucky. Half of his body was exposed to the blazing fire, screaming and rolling around on the ground. His injuries were certainly serious, but he was lucky to have escaped this ordeal.
Asadu and I exchanged a wry smile, then stood up to face Gao Andong. I never imagined that in the final battle of the marriage contest, I'd be teaming up with the very person I least wanted to. Asadu, who seemed to have the same thought, sighed and said, "Brother, I'll use McGidi as a distraction, and you just use the Dragon Fiend Iaijutsu to kill him."
I cracked my neck and said, "Tsk, do I need you to teach me?"
Gao Andong returned the sword to his right hand and said in a deep voice, "'Nightmare Sword' McGidi, and the Iaijutsu of the Great Sword Saint, Long Sha, Gao Andong has learned from them today."
"Let's begin!" As soon as Asado finished speaking, he charged straight at Gao Andong, swinging McGidi in his hand. I gripped the hilt of my sword, closed my eyes, and silently calculated the distance between them.
Twenty steps, fifteen steps, ten steps, five steps...
Just as Asado was about to clash with Gao Andong, we attacked simultaneously. In some ways, we were indeed brothers. Asado did not keep his promise to restrain Gao Andong, and I did not come to his aid. We each fled to the left and right, bypassing Gao Andong!
"You bastard, you tricked me again!" Asado's angry curses came from afar.
"Likewise!" I was too lazy to argue with him.
Gao Andong looked very embarrassed, but he quickly made a decision and gave chase after me. A gust of wind swept past me, revealing Jing Shuiyue, filthy and covered in dirt. She brandished her greatsword, Hongyue, with a fierce expression, muttering, "Crack crack crack... crack crack crack..."
Oh dear, Jing Shuiyue's gone berserk!
I doubt Gao Andong has time to deal with me now...
We'd barely passed Gao Andong when we encountered another formidable enemy ahead: Yuliete, standing like a fool on the mountain path, awaiting us. Asadu roared, "Get out of my way! Those who block my way die!"
"I can't," Yuliete said calmly, "I'm ordered to keep you two here." He tossed a summoning talisman into the sky, which transformed into a golden-haired girl in silver-white robes. This girl was perfectly proportioned, with a beautiful and dignified appearance, possessing an ethereal quality that made others feel ashamed. She held two swords in her hands: a golden longsword and a jet-black, twenty-foot-long halberd. I recognized the girl's cold gaze and the golden sword in her hand; she was the "Goddess of Light," Tenmei, who had attempted to assassinate me on the border of the imperial city.
One crisis after another, when will I finally be able to go home and sleep...?
Yuret and Tenmei attacked simultaneously. The former blocked Asado, while the latter attacked me. Although she showed no murderous intent, I knew she was definitely going to kill me when her greatsword came crashing down.
Fortunately, I had learned from Shizumizuki how to deal with heavy weapons, and Maki used a light touch to deflect the greatsword, sending me flying backward. Meanwhile, close combat ensued, but Yuret was hampered by McGidy's abilities, and Asado gained the upper hand in the first exchange.
Intermediate Lightning Magic – Thunderstorm!
The magic unleashed by a mage was no ordinary spell. Lightning erupted from Tenmei, instantly transforming into waves of lightning that swept towards me with the force to devour the heavens and earth. I wasn't particularly afraid of broad-spectrum magic. I pulled up "Night Star" to cover my entire body. Although the thunderstorm outside was loud, it didn't harm me at all.
Suddenly, I sensed something was wrong. I felt an even stronger magical fluctuation outside the thunderstorm spell.
Chapter Four: A Mistake Leads to
the Receding Thunderstorm. I suddenly noticed specks of light appearing on the ground. Tianmei floated in mid-air, silently chanting a spell. I realized with a start that I was inside a magic circle. Yuret flashed a look of pity. His arm had been slashed with blood, but this injury gave him a chance to break free from Asado's entanglement.
The magic circle had already taken shape, and electric tongues shot out around me, forcing me to immobilize myself completely. I could only rely on the magic-resistant power of "Night Star" to protect my body. Asado, seeing me in trouble, could no longer hide his joy. He laughed and chased after Soward, saying, "Rest in peace, my good brother. I'll definitely pay my respects to you on Qingming Festival and Double Ninth Festival, hahahaha!"
Damn it!
Seeing that Tianmei was about to use high-level magic, Yulet didn't dare to linger. He closely followed behind Asado, partly to prevent Asado from winning the championship, and partly to avoid being caught in the crossfire.
High-level lightning magic – Five Thunderbolts!
Five bolts of lightning struck the air, transforming into a single point of light. This point of light then coalesced into a silver pillar, striking straight down towards the top of my head. Unexpectedly… I really was struck by five thunderbolts…
After the pillar of lightning struck, everything around me turned white, illuminating the entire Sleeping Fairy Forest. I believe even the distant imperial city could be seen. However, apart from the word 'light,' there was no explosion or intense heat. The reason was entirely due to a peerless artifact before me… Ta-da…
the 'Cockroach Brand' portable lightning rod!
This lightning rod is forged from Tian Shan cold iron, weighing a mere 49 jin (approximately 24.5 kg). It's made with the utmost care and skill, so even the fiercest thunder god can't harm you. You can now indulge in all sorts of mischievous acts. It's truly an essential item for gifting, personal use, and travel!
Purchases during puberty receive a 15% discount, and each rod comes with a free cockroach dropping from Okmeek.
In short – it's "fair"!
Successfully blocking a lightning strike doesn't mean you're safe. Tianmei is a mage with divine blood; the extent of her magic is unfathomable. Her face remained expressionless as she swung her thick black sword at me. I took a deep breath and shouted, "In the name of Avanti, I summon Explosive Chain Ball!"
Explosive Chain Ball is my only direct attack spell; it can even stun dragons. Faced with the devastating power of the explosive chain ball, Tianmei showed a human-like expression for the first time. I caught a glimpse of a familiar look in her eyes, and a massive amount of fire element erupted towards her delicate body, melting the rocks and sand on the mountain path.
"Avanti, your magic is very interesting!" Tianmei's voice rang out amidst the scorching heat. The next moment, however, I saw something far beyond my expectations, almost making my eyes pop out.
Tianmei's clothes and accessories couldn't withstand the heat of the explosive chain ball. This beautiful mage, ranked number one in the empire, was floating naked in mid-air, the two strange swords in her hands still emitting wisps of smoke, making her snow-white body even more alluring.
Fair skin, pink nipples, shimmering golden pubic hair, and curves full of feminine charm—though she didn't have large breasts or a full bottom, her figure was remarkably well-proportioned and graceful, a perfect whole.
The most beautiful women I've ever seen are probably Anfi and Aisanna of the succubus race, and Disis, of pure demon blood. From head to toe, every inch of their skin was alluring, making them unparalleled beauties. But the naked Tianmei before me was different. Her aura was far removed from that of the demons; it was a solemn, holy, and otherworldly quality, devoid of any lewdness. She bore a slight resemblance to the fairies, but far surpassed them.
It was the women of the divine race
who, unaware of Tianmei's exhibitionist tendencies, generously allowed me to look to my heart's content, without even a hint of blush or shyness. Of course, I stared intently. Gradually, I noticed that her gaze was frighteningly calm, and a strange thought suddenly occurred to me… She was as if she were naked before an insect, which explained her lack of embarrassment.
Tenmei approached gradually, then suddenly spoke, "What you just summoned was a slime."
I gripped my sword hilt tightly, smiling arrogantly, "Good figure, and even better eyesight. My slime is passable, isn't it?"
Tenmei said, "You are indeed quite talented. At least in the long history of magic, I have never seen such a convenient spell. I have changed my mind. If you swear allegiance to the gods, I can forgive you."
If it were an ordinary person, I would definitely swear immediately. After all, I have deceived countless women throughout the year, and swearing oaths is nothing new to me. But Tenmei is different. She is a demigod of divine blood. Swearing an oath to the gods in front of her might produce some unknown magical effect.
I silently weighed my condition and chances of winning. Even the explosive chain ball couldn't harm this goddess of light. After a night of fighting, my physical strength and magic power were exhausted. Even if I took expired aphrodisiacs or summoned a sperm-draining spider, I had no chance of defeating her.
I bowed and said with a smile, "May I call you Miss? It's such an honor to meet Miss Tianmei tonight. Let's play together again next time."
With no other option, I pressed the magic ring on my hand. This was a ring awarded by the tournament; once activated, it would send me back to my original position, but it also meant I had forfeited. I had originally planned to snipe Asadu. Just as I channeled magic into the ring, it suddenly shattered, and I froze on the spot. My mind involuntarily flashed back to Herus's despicable face; it must have been his doing.
How insidious!
Tianmei seized this golden opportunity, simultaneously brandishing a pair of strange swords, and said calmly, "These swords are called 'Imperial Path' and 'Overlord Path.' Which sword would you like your name engraved on?"
The golden sword and greatsword, named 'Imperial Path' and 'Overlord Path,' were covered in intricate carvings—not patterns, but the names of the masters their owners had slain. The two swords transformed into golden and black light, shooting towards me like lightning, splitting mountains and shattering rocks. I knew this attack was unavoidable.
"Can I engrave it on your dog tag?" My strength had reached its limit; this would be the last time I used the Four Ultimate Sword Techniques tonight. Maki… Black flames erupted from the sword sheath, and the sword emperor unleashed a steel blade. Spreading both weapons wide, I slowly spun around, unleashing a long-unused super technique:
Dragon's Four Absolute Techniques – Dragon's Fiend Sword Slash!!
The sword technique of the Fiend Sword Slash pushed my physical limits. A deafening roar filled my ears, white smoke billowed from my body, and things I had previously couldn't see became clear. Just before Tianmei's attack, I stepped into supersonic speed, her rapid attack halting in an instant. Black flames and silver sword points scattered. The sword sheath emperor unleashed fifty-five strikes, and Maki Fen thrust out seventy-seven swords, all one hundred and thirty-two swords raining down on Tianmei.
Tianmei, who had been moving forward slowly like a tortoise, showed a mocking smile for the first time. After the mockery, her figure suddenly vanished. I was truly terrified this time. I had already surpassed supersonic speed, but Tianmei was even faster than me. Demigods are indeed terrifying!
The Strange Sword Slash is a sword technique that emphasizes speed. If someone gets ahead of you, you're doomed. Tianmei broke through this move with unimaginable speed, and my life was in danger. I barely managed to retract my stance, crossing my two swords in front of my chest. Just then, I caught the force of the impact, shattering the steel slingshot of the Sword Emperor. I was sent flying backward, crashing into tree trunks three times along the way, coughing up blood and suffering severe injuries.
When I landed on the ground, I was completely limp and unable to stand up. The naked Tianmei stood at a distance, and judging by the distance, I had been thrown at least eighty feet away. Tianmei began to gather magic power and said, "The game is over. Goodbye, kid."
My blood rushed to my head, and I coughed up blood again. My head spun, and I was about to lose consciousness. I barely managed to take out a summoning talisman, gave Tianmei a wicked grin, and released my summoning target.
A giant blue soap appeared, inside which sat a mermaid. Summoned, she immediately began singing a lullaby, and at the same moment, I fainted...
"Master is awake! Master is awake!"
When I awoke, I found myself in a soft, large bed, with Lily and Snow Swallow beside me. Trying to sit up, I felt pain all over my body and realized I was wrapped in bandages like a mummy. They carefully helped me up. Lily's beautiful blue-green eyes glistened with tears as she cried, "Waaah... Lily was so scared! What if something had happened to our master? This story would be over, and we sisters would all be out of a job... And the economy is bad right now... Waaah..."
Wait,
I must have a concussion; I can't understand a word Lily is saying.
"Don't cry. How long have I been unconscious?"
Xueyan said, "Our master has been unconscious for two days and two nights. We sisters were terrified that night."
Lily said, "That night was incredibly strange. After the competition, several places in the forest caught fire..." All the creatures inside were asleep, and some dragons were burned alive in their sleep.
Xueyan gasped, continuing, "More than half of the contestants are missing. Only broken legs were found, and when their masters were carried out... Miss Lu Yunfu fainted on the spot..."
Baihe added, "The survivors were also injured to varying degrees. Prince Li Silong was the most seriously injured, with severe burns on half of his body, and he is still unconscious. Prince Soward, Miss Jing Shuiyue, and Mr. Yuliet suffered minor injuries. They were all found sleeping on the ground and only woke up last night."
Hmm, thankfully, he was only unconscious for two days. I really escaped with my life this time. If I hadn't used the mermaid Bobo as my summoning target, I would definitely have died at Tianmei's hands. Ha, that old hag probably never dreamed that my trump card would be a mermaid.
Mermaids are sea sprites, possessing immense magical power, but they generally don't use magic. Their magic is only revealed when combined with their singing, and Bobo is one of the most powerful among her kind. Although the giant sashimi had no offensive capabilities, her lullaby contained powerful magic, enough to hypnotize and halt most of the Sleeping Fairy Forest, including Tianmei and myself.
Tianmei is the most powerful warrior and mage in the Wuluost Empire; even if I summoned any powerful warrior, I couldn't stop her. A direct confrontation would be unwise. Bobo was my only chance of survival against Tianmei, and the best choice.
Suddenly, I remembered something. I looked at Xueyan, who lowered her head and said, "That night... someone also fell asleep at the finish line. He was Asadu, who held the golden banner..."
Oh no!!!
Chapter Five: Four-Way Communication
After staying in the capital for three days, my recovery was much slower than expected. I even experienced constipation, and there was a reason for this. Ever since the marriage contest ended, Kia Sadu seemed possessed. He visited me at least seven times a day, and I felt worse than if I were haunted by a vengeful ghost. To make matters worse, he always had an exaggerated smile on his face, and he even had to help me to the toilet. This scoundrel just wanted to show off. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and decided to move out of Radel's mansion and stay temporarily at Anfei's.
Going to Anfei's temporarily was partly to avoid the evil Kia Sadu, and partly because I was somewhat worried about Inov's warning. Now that I'm staying at Imreu's mansion, it's a way of publicly acknowledging my intimate relationship with Anfei.
"How long has it been since we made love normally... Anfei, have you thought about marriage?" Lying in Anfei's boudoir on her large, gold-plated bed, I asked, embracing her snow-white, voluptuous body.
Looking back, Anfei usually came to my basement as a slave to be trained and abused. Our sex was almost entirely one-sided and perverse. This was the first time I'd entered Anfei's bedroom and made love in a normal way. Her bedroom was the same size as mine in the Northern Mansion, with pale purple grapes hanging from the beams.
The succubus clan uses purple as their symbol, and they themselves greatly favor the color purple.
Anfei didn't face me. She pondered for a moment and said, "Master, in what capacity do you ask this question?"
I thought for a moment and asked in return, "Does it matter?"
Anfei, with a hint of apology, used her delicate fingers to lift the small tag on her slave ring and said, "Fei Nu must obey Master's will, that will never change. But..."
I smiled and stroked her hair, my fingers slowly moving to her chest, answering for her, "Anfei Yimeilu cannot marry anyone, at least not now, because she needs to act as a daughter."
Anfei gave me a resentful look. What could I say under that gaze? Her jade-like legs hooked around my feet, her little toes brushing against my instep, and she even reached down to my crotch to grasp my large penis, gently stroking it. A girl's warm and soft hands felt incredibly comfortable. She said, "Ashadov won the competition, and Master watched helplessly as he seized the 100,000-strong Black Dragon Army."
Mentioning Ashadov almost made me lose my erection. I smiled slightly, many schemes flashing through my mind, but I didn't intend to let Anfei know. I only said, "I'm not very interested in the Black Dragon Army."
I'd been dating Anfei for years, and she knew I wouldn't tell her all my secrets. She's a very clever woman; instead of pressing me further, she sucked on my nipple and circled my glans with her fingernails, making me moan with pleasure.
Just as I was enjoying her ministrations, I suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way... um... Fei... do you... have a relationship with Asahi?"
Anfei looked up, puzzled, her large, pale purple eyes fixed on me, but her mouth remained on my nipple. She gently shook her head to indicate no. Anfei's reaction was perfectly reasonable. She was incredibly popular in her school days; not only male students, but even several male teachers had a crush on her. She certainly couldn't possibly remember every single one of them, much less discover that Asahi had a crush on her.
Clearly, Anfei didn't take Asadu seriously at all. She knelt between my legs, cupping her breasts and rubbing my large penis against them, asking respectfully, "Master, where should I ejaculate?"
I laughed, "You little slut, what good suggestions do you have?"
Anfei let out a lewd moan, leering, "If Master doesn't mind, please try my slutty mouth. I'll try my best to make Master feel good."
"Hahahaha... Alright, I'll piss in your slutty mouth. Don't disappoint me."
"Thank you, Master."
Anfei clamped my penis between her large breasts, while her mouth sucked hard on the glans. An electric current surged through my nerves, and I thrust my hips forward, ejaculating inside Anfei's mouth. Anfei really sucked it in carefully, not a single drop spilled. Only after I had completely calmed down did she kneel beside me and open her mouth for me to check the semen inside.
My most prized possession is the exquisite slut I personally trained. I twisted her nipples hard twice and said, "Well done. Consider this a reward. Swallow it."
This tone suited Anfei perfectly; she gulped it all down. Her face flushed, and she knelt, saying, "Thank you for your reward, Master."
The capital city has been incredibly lively these past few days. The royal court has issued a notice that Asadu has been officially enfeoffed as a prince and granted a small county in the eastern part of the capital as his fief. His wedding to Princess Eling will be held in five days. I've sent several people to the capital to gather intelligence and learned that Princes Vandia and Inov are secretly currying favor with Asadu, and other nobles are also eager to curry favor with this fool.
The youngest of my three brothers, the Maes, who controls our intelligence network, Moye Maes, along with Aria and Yanan, are in the inner room, bringing me the latest information.
Moye adjusted his glasses and said, "Perhaps because Princess Eling has found a husband, His Majesty Willy VI's spirits have been quite high lately. Rumor has it that His Majesty even personally took Lord Asadu to the royal hunting grounds."
Aria asked, "What has Herus's side done?"
Moye said, "The southern army hasn't shown any unusual activity, but yesterday morning, Yuret led a group of young generals back to the southern capital, leaving only Herus and a few southern lords to attend the princess's wedding. Tianmei has not made a public appearance."
Speaking of Tianmei, I recalled my near-death experience and said calmly, "I agree with Herus. Willy VI's last burst of energy won't last more than six months. Ya'nan, fly back north for me and deliver orders to Maronchi, Aiwa, and Libido to reorganize all the border garrisons within the next three months. I need an elite force that can march south at any time."
Ya'nan said, "I will return tonight." "
Aria, we don't have much time left. Do you have any way to subdue Sylvie within three months?"
"Please rest assured, Master, Aria can resolve the issue of Sylvie's loyalty within eighty days."
A mix of emotions welled up within me. Since Willy VI's ascension to the throne, although Vulost had launched several military campaigns, each one had been quelled instantly. However, if Willy VI failed to handle the issue of his two princes properly, it would trigger a massive internal strife, involving not only various factions within the royal family but also the southern forces led by Tianmei and Herus.
I had a premonition that my old man was waiting for this very moment. He had endured the pain of losing his beloved for over twenty years, remaining inactive and preserving his strength. No one, including myself, knew what earth-shattering move he might make.
Moye said, "Following the royal family's lead, both the Orcs and the Dark Elves have sent envoys to show goodwill towards us, while also hinting at their support for the Northern Alliance under any circumstances."
We had already established a relationship of mutual benefit with the Orcs, and the Orc King naturally supported the North. But the Dark Elves' sudden show of goodwill towards us had only one reason: Princess Aisanna. A major upheaval was brewing within the Empire, and the reaction wasn't limited to the North and South. The Diri were also stirring, and Aisanna's ambitions had already caused concern among the Dark Elves, leading them to repeatedly contact various factions within the Empire.
Aria said, "The situation is extremely chaotic right now. Should we rush back to the North?"
"No, I still have a few things to do. Moye, have you found the intelligence I asked you to gather?"
Moye said, "I'm sorry, sir, the Pirate King seems to have vanished into thin air; there's no information whatsoever. As for the Dying Old Man's whereabouts, they're too elusive; our intelligence network can't find him either." I
nodded, indicating my understanding. Finding such an anomaly as the Dying Old Man couldn't be done using normal methods; I had to personally investigate. I smiled and said, "Don't worry about it. Keep the Pirate King as one of your targets; I'm always very concerned about his movements."
On a dark and windy night, in the desolate mountains near a small orphanage close to the border on the northwestern outskirts of the Imperial City, I walked twice with a torch for illumination. After about an hour, a lewd object was finally spotted lurking in the grass by the mountainside. At first glance, it looked like a field frog infected by radiation.
The object was dressed entirely in a dark green military uniform, its face covered in camouflage paint, with several branches stuck in its body. It held a single-lens reflex night-vision telescope, pointed towards the orphanage's bathroom in the distance. An unknown liquid was dribbling from its mouth, and a deep drag mark was left between its legs where it had crawled...
I crouched down beside it, looked at the bathroom, and asked, "Is it nice?"
The dying old man wiped his drool and said, "Fair skin, round hands and feet, nice!"
Even if I mobilized all my intelligence agents, it would be impossible to find the dying old man's trail, because his way of life was completely different from that of normal humans. Just as moss must cling to tree bark, and arthropods live inside pig anuses, the dying old man also needed to live in places with young girls—a phenomenon biologically known as symbiotic dependence. "
Speaking of which, wearing camouflage to spy, I doubt there are many such professional voyeurs in the empire.
" "Hey, old man, I need to talk to you."
"Speak if you have something to say, otherwise, dismissed."
"......"
"......"
"I want to ask you, have you ever heard of a loli's pubic hair?"
The dying old man pulled a small wooden box from his pants and threw it in front of me, saying, "Here you go."
Huh, so simple.
"This...this is...lolis really do have pubic hair."
The dying old man rolled his eyes, letting out a mocking laugh, saying, "You're so naive! Modern girls grow breasts at eight, start menstruating at nine, have already tasted forbidden fruit at ten, and by eleven they're already as graceful as adult women. What's so strange about lolis having pubic hair?"
Impressive, no wonder you're a PhD in loli studies...
And you even carry something like this around, you're truly unconvinced.
"I also want to ask you one more thing, do you know what the 'Sky Wolf Demon Clan Rolled Sleeves' is?"
The dying old man, desperately peeking again, casually remarked, "That's a sophisticated amplification spell, capable of instantly boosting magical power dozens of times. However, it comes at a great cost; any mage who uses the 'Sirius Demon Sleeve Roll' will fall into a long slumber."
A thought struck me, and I couldn't help but ask, "Then... did the 'Witch Queen' Didimon ever use this spell?"
The dying old man was slightly taken aback, then said, "Ah, how do you know that happened thousands of years ago? Hahahaha... I was the one who sold the 'Sirius Demon Sleeve Roll' to Didimon back then! The nameplate of my current 'Loli Cottage' was personally bestowed upon me by her!"
Wow, just how old is this old monster?!
"So, do you know the whereabouts of that magic scroll?"
"Hmm... The last time I heard about it was three hundred years ago. It was stolen from an ancient tomb by the then-famous 'Phantom Thief' Jackson. Ugh! Just thinking about that damned thief makes me furious. He even stole an extremely valuable erotic novel from me!"
I patted the dying old man's shoulder as a consolation. 'Phantom Thief' Jackson was the most mysterious and infamous 'thief' in the empire's history. He loved to rob the rich and give to the poor, and his reputation far surpassed that of the 'Great Sword Saint' or the 'Mage'. I heard that he suddenly disappeared at the age of thirty-six, and the Thieves' Guild even had rumors about him, saying that Jackson had a treasure trove overseas.
The dying old man, with a nostalgic expression, said, "Speaking of Timon, the Shaga Dynasty was truly a wonderful dynasty. Its sexual customs were open, brothels were everywhere, and the streets were filled with naked female slaves. I even tried walking my naked female dog on the main street of the capital in broad daylight! I really miss those days!" He regretted
walking his beautiful dog in broad daylight
!
He should have agreed to help Juye restore its kingdom!

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