The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch, by the Ming Dynasty's Master of Passion.

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Yeshi* (The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch),
Volume 1 (Part 1):
"West River Moon"
discusses old stories, not elaborate literary discussions;
strange emotions and vivid scenes are difficult to write, who is used to seeing such things?
All are the tents of greed and anger at night, don't call them the mechanisms of romance;
guard against men and women being swayed by lust, emptiness, form, and humanity are all illusions.
It is said that in Yangzhou there was a scholar named Yao Tongxin. Because he lived inside the East Gate, he called himself Dongmen Sheng (East Gate Scholar).
He truly read all books, was knowledgeable in Buddhist doctrines, loved to write frivolous poems, and enjoyed drinking and carousing. Originally a very dashing man, he first married the daughter of the Wei family. This Wei family daughter and Dongmen Sheng were both born in the Jiazi year, and their appearances were extremely ugly. They were sick all day long, so Dongmen Sheng could not get along with them. He died at the age of twenty-five. Dongmen Sheng's first wife was not beautiful, so he was determined to find an extremely beautiful woman as his second wife.
There was a young scholar named Zhao Dali, twelve years younger than Dongmen Sheng, who was very handsome. Dongmen Sheng used every means at his disposal to win Dali over. They were like brothers by day and husband and wife by night. Although Dongmen Sheng's wife had died, Dali was left to take the fall. A few years later, when Dongmen Sheng was twenty-eight, a matchmaker named Sun came and said that across the street, west of the Qionghua Temple, lived the daughter of a silk shop owner named Jin. She was nineteen years old, fair-skinned, and very beautiful, and Dongmen Sheng was delighted. He arranged the grand wedding, chose an auspicious day, and married her.
When Dongmen Sheng saw her, he was truly captivated by her beauty. He inquired a little and learned that when Jin was a young woman, she had often had illicit affairs with the servants. Dongmen Sheng didn't mind such things. Even though he was newly married, he couldn't bear to leave Dali. Dali walked around the house every day, and no one suspected him. Dali's mother was called Ma Shi, and everyone called her Granny Ma. Granny Ma had been widowed at the age of twenty and taught Dali to read. She took very good care of him and was very careful about her own health. Dali supported her and was extremely filial. In
the year of Gui Si, Dongmen Sheng was thirty years old, Jin Shi was twenty-one, Dali was eighteen, and Granny Ma was thirty-three. Dali was born when Granny Ma was sixteen. Granny Ma wanted to find a beautiful daughter for Dali to marry. Dali said that he wanted to focus on his studies to prepare for the imperial examinations and didn't want a wife and children. So he told Granny Ma that he was going out to find a friend, and he would still study with Dongmen Sheng. He would only return to visit Granny Ma every other day. Dongmen Sheng also often slept with her in the study outside, and they became very close.
Dali, who studied at Jinshi's house, often saw her and thought to himself, "How can there be such a beautiful woman in the world? How can I not hold her in my hands and play with her endlessly?" Jinshi, having also seen Dali, was captivated by his handsome appearance and thought to herself, "Such a young man, I wish I could swallow him whole!" The two exchanged glances and developed feelings for each other.
Dongmen Sheng was somewhat aware of this, but because he loved Jinshi so much, he wanted to let them have their fun. He also often regretted that when he was young, he had played too many games with a toy gun, and now that he was older, he couldn't play for long. Dali was also a close friend and family member, so he thought to himself, "It would be quite interesting if the two of them got their hands dirty."
One day, Dongmen Sheng and Dali were having a meal when they invited Jinshi to join them. Jin shook her head, refusing, saying, "It's embarrassing, how can I sit with a guest?" Dongmen Sheng laughed, "Even if he calls me my younger brother, just like you, I've already flirted with all of you. What's so embarrassing about that?" Jin covered her mouth and laughed, "You have some connection with him, but what do I have to do with him? How can I sit with him?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Let's not argue."
Only then did Jin come to sit with him, and from then on, they ate together three meals a day.
Later, on Dongmen Sheng's birthday, the three of them sat together drinking. Dali and Jin stole glances and flirted, and the two men were filled with desire, unable to restrain themselves.
Dali pretended to drop a tendon on the ground, and when he picked it up, he pinched Jin's toes. Jin smiled slightly. Jin took a bayberry, bit off half of it, and placed the other half on the boat. Seeing that Dongmen Sheng didn't look, Dali stole the half. Jin smiled again. When the evening party ended, they parted ways. Although they were close, there were some obstacles. Dongmen Sheng, lacking composure, couldn't resolve the situation.
One day, Dongmen Sheng and Dali were in the study discussing their interests over the years. Dongmen Sheng slapped his oar and said, "How can I possibly sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world to truly satisfy my heart?" Dali said, "Sister-in-law's beauty is also exquisite. If you, brother, were to find one, it would be like getting a blessing without realizing it, or like getting tired of meat and then wanting vegetables instead." Dongmen Sheng said, "Sister-in-law was beautiful when she first came, but now she doesn't seem to have changed much!" Dali said, "I think there's no one in the world as good as sister-in-law."
Dongmen Sheng laughed and said, "Brother, you say she's beautiful, how come you're not envious?" Dali laughed and said, "Even if my dear sister-in-law is envious, what's the use?" Dongmen Sheng said, "What's so difficult about that? Back then..." "Cangwu Rao married a wife, but because she was handsome, he gave her to my brother. Wouldn't it be better for me to give her to my younger brother?" Dali laughed, "If you were Cangwu Rao, then I would be Chen Ping. I just don't know what your sister-in-law thinks."
Dongmen Sheng said, "Women are all fickle. If you ask about your sister-in-law's heart, it's even warmer than yours. You can sleep in this study tonight, and I'll call her out." Dali quickly bowed twice and said, "Brother, you're so kind. Even if you had to tease me every day, I'd be happy to do it. How could I forget? I'll go visit Mother during the day and come back." Dongmen Sheng said, "Exactly." Dali skipped away from Dongmen Sheng.
Dongmen Sheng entered the room and saw that Jin Shi had finished dinner and was about to take off her clothes to go to sleep. Dongmen Sheng kissed her on the lips, and Jin Shi asked, "Have you gone yet?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "Yes, he just said a lot of frivolous things to me, which aroused me quite a bit. You'd better quickly take off all your clothes and spread them out so I can ejaculate and release my pent-up desire."
Jin Shi laughed and said, "This is something that you and I should do ourselves, so we don't need anyone else to egg us on."
She then took off her pants, lay back on the stool, hurriedly spread her legs, grabbed Dongmen Sheng's penis, and inserted it into her vagina. Dongmen Sheng thrust in and out hastily, and Jin Shi asked with a smile, "What frivolous things did Da Li say just now to get you so excited? Tell me about it, let me get aroused." Dongmen Sheng said, "Back when I was having an affair with Ruru, she complained that my penis was too big and that I ejaculated too slowly. Two years later, her penis was as big as mine, and she showed off her many skills, saying she could go all night without ejaculating. The women she slept with must have had their penises and vaginas swollen and torn! There's a young woman in Changzhou who is extremely skilled..." " Her vagina can swallow locks, and the man is very skilled at teasing her. He can only ejaculate after about a hundred thrusts. He played with her all night, and by dawn the girl was half-dead and begging for mercy!"
Jin laughed, "Who told that girl to be so shameless and let him pester her like that?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Looking at Dali's big dick is quite interesting. Not to mention women's pleasure, even I applaud it. It's eight and a half inches long, and more than four inches in circumference. It's as hard as an iron rod and as hot as fire. If it were like the eldest lady..." "Now, I'll definitely invite him to compete with Xue Ao and Cao." He then embraced Jin Shi and said, "My darling's cunt only gets fun when played with by such a big dick."
Jin Shi, upon hearing this, was extremely displeased and said, "Don't say anymore, my bones are melting. You praise his skills, and I'll only believe it when he arranges for me to beg for mercy." Dongmen Sheng said, "Later, I'll have him come to the study so my darling can sleep with him, okay?" Jin Shi closed her eyes and nodded, saying, "I'm going to die." Dongmen Sheng said, "My darling loves him so much, why don't we always get together?" Jin Shi said, "Just now you said that I love him, but even if I love him, I also love you very much, how can I divide my love with someone else?" Dongmen Sheng said, "He gets along very well with me, and you are someone I cherish very much, so why not you two get together? I'll invite him over, but you have to use your skills to get him, and tomorrow I'll laugh at him, don't wait until he's just talking."
Jin laughed, "To tell you the truth, my father has two concubines. One is a woman from the south, and the other is from Hangzhou, who divorced her husband. They often chat with my aunts, sisters-in-law, and other women at home, and they also tease each other about their skills. I know a lot about it, but I'm afraid it will upset you, so I'm reluctant to do it. If I were willing, even a penis made of fine iron, wind-polished copper, antelope horn, or diamond would be worn down if I put it in my cunt." Dongmen Sheng said, "My darling is right. I won't play around now. Let you sleep for a while, so I can have my battle with him later." Dongmen Sheng wiped his penis and then wiped the slippery fluid from Jin's cunt before getting up and leaving the room. Jin went to bed to sleep.
Meanwhile, Dali went back to visit his mother and was anxious at home. He couldn't wait until nightfall and wrote a note to Dongmen Sheng asking, "
How was the meeting at Yangtai?" An ancient saying goes, "A thousand pieces of gold are not worth a single promise from Ji Bu."
My sister-in-law's beauty is worth more than a thousand pieces of gold; and my brother's trust is stronger than Ji Bu's. I should immediately don armor and spear,
charge into the Red Gate, and present this declaration of war first, haha.
Dongmen Sheng, after reading it, wrote another reply:
"Teasing him, saying that at Sa Mao Cave, the lord has already arrayed his troops at Qi Qiu. Without strong crossbows and sharp weapons, he probably
cannot break through the encirclement. Only with the tribute of a Hu monk can we seek an alliance." Afterwards,
Dali read the letter, and saw the sun setting and the bright moon rising. Dali arrived at Dongmensheng's study. Dongmensheng laughed, "You're in such a hurry, thinking it's early!" Dali laughed, "Brother, you've shown me kindness; every moment earlier is a moment of joy." Dongmensheng said, "You should sit and wait in the study until the end of the first watch." Dali said, "I'll wait, I'll wait."
Dongmensheng then entered the room and saw that Jinshi had just woken up from her nap. As she was about to get out of bed, Dongmensheng embraced her and exclaimed, "My darling, you've really slept all day!" He touched her vulva and asked in surprise, "Why is your vulva so wet?" Jinshi laughed, "You just..." After saying so many romantic things, I fell asleep dreaming of being teased, hence this wetness. Dongmen Sheng asked, "Who was teasing you in your dream?" Jin Shi laughed, "What's it to you?"
She grabbed Dongmen Sheng's penis, saying, "Come on, tease me until I'm satisfied." Dongmen Sheng embraced Jin Shi, saying, "My darling, my penis isn't satisfied. Only when a big penis shoots into my vagina can my darling be satisfied. He's in the study now, I'll go out with you." Jin Shi laughed, "It's just teasing, you absolutely can't do it seriously." Dongmen Sheng said: "These women are always good at denying wrongdoing in front of their husbands, but behind their backs they go to great lengths to keep lovers. Don't follow that pattern."
Jin hugged Dongmen Sheng and laughed, "My darling, I'm afraid you'll blame me for keeping a lover. But if you don't, my darling, to tell you the truth, I did want to sleep with him for a while. You once asked me to sit down and eat with him, and I was very attracted to his face and figure. The other day, the weather was very warm, and he wasn't wearing pants, just a silk robe. His penis was hard and throbbing. I don't know how much juice flowed from my vagina, soaking my silver-red soft gauze pants." "It's soaked through. There are still many traces! Go and see. Now you really don't blame me. I'll go out tonight. But I'm so close to you that I've told you everything on my mind. You mustn't laugh at me behind my back."
Dongmen Sheng said, "It was my idea for you to do it. I won't blame you or laugh at you. I'll go out with you. He's been waiting for a long time." Jin said, "Wait! Wait! I haven't even washed my feet." Dongmen Sheng laughed, "Just go to sleep. Don't get up to wash. When it's time to get in the sedan chair, you'll have to put on your underwear. That's important. Let me wash it for you." He then pinched and washed Jin's vulva for a while. Dongmen Sheng said, "It's a pity that such a good vulva is waiting for him to enjoy it. You're only allowed to have sex with him once before you have to come inside." Jin laughed and replied, "Whether you go or not is up to you. Even if it's just one more time, it's none of my business."
Then she cleaned herself up and started to put on her pants. Dongmen Sheng laughed, "No need to put them on, I'll just take them off anyway."
Jin Shi laughed, "Don't talk nonsense. Women find it all amusing when a man pulls down their pants. You don't know the charm of it." She quickly put on her clothes, and Dongmen Sheng pinched Jin Shi's foot, saying, "It's really cute. You should change into red shoes, and don't put them on Da Li's shoulders. He'll be aroused when he sees them." Jin Shi immediately changed into red shoes.
She then asked Dongmen Sheng to go to the bedside mat and fetch a handkerchief. Dongmen Sheng said, "You really have the means."
He found it and handed it to Jin Shi, then led her to the study door. Jin laughed, "It's really a bit embarrassing to go in."
Dongmen Sheng said, "You see him every day, you won't be embarrassed anymore once you see him." He then pushed Jin to the door of the study. Dongmen Sheng told Dali to open the door, saying, "Tonight you'll have a good time. It took me a lot of effort to get him to come out." He then pushed Jin into the study and locked the door behind him. He said, "I'll go myself and not worry about it."
Jin deliberately moved her body towards the outside, and Dali hugged her, saying, "My darling." He kissed her and said, "Now my darling has nowhere to go, I can do whatever I want with her." Dongmen Sheng watched him from outside the window. He saw Dali holding Jin on a footstool and sitting on a chair under the lamp. He looked at Jin and exclaimed, "My darling, how can you be so beautiful?" He kissed her six or seven times. He then touched her vulva. Jin clutched her skirt again, feigning reluctance, and said, "Wait a minute!" She then moved to blow out the lamp.
Da Li quickly covered her, saying, "It all depends on him being here, looking at you like this, all delicate and demure." He forcefully pulled at her trousers, the belt came undone, and she pulled them down, then pinched her vulva. He cried out, "My darling, I'm so happy!" He pushed Jin to the bedside, untied her skirt, and pulled off her trousers. He spread her legs wide and inserted his penis into her vagina. Jin feigned shyness, covering her face with her sleeves. Dali pulled her close, saying, "My darling, we see each other every day, what's there to be shy about?" He then stripped off his upper garments, leaving Jin completely naked. She lay down on the bed, her skin as lovely as white jade. Dali cupped Jin's face in his hands, looking at her closely, saying, "My darling, every time I see you, I don't know how many times my penis has gotten hard. Today I finally got my hands on you!"
By then, Jin was already aroused, and he really got her. He thrust in and out with all his might, and she was just as good as he could be. He pumped in and out a hundred times, it was truly exhilarating. Dali's penis then ejaculated. Jin laughed, "How useless! How useless!"
Dali laughed, "My darling, don't laugh at me. My dick got hard at noon, and I've been waiting for it ever since. Looking at your beautiful face, how could I have waited this long? You've seen my skills on our first try."
Jin got up to put on her clothes, and Dali said, "Where are you going tonight? I haven't even gotten you started yet!" At this moment, Dali was really aroused, but his penis wouldn't get hard immediately, and he was afraid Jin... Seeing that she was struggling to stay upright, Da Li carried Jin Shi to the window and said, "I've prepared a lamp for you on the stool, and I'm determined to have my fill tonight!"
He laid Jin Shi down on the stool, and Da Li lay on her body, examining her closely. He kissed her six or seven times, smacking his tongue, and said, "My darling, I see your face every day, but I haven't had a proper look at your body and vagina yet. Now I must see it." He first pinched and played with her nipples, which were round and smooth against her chest. He then touched her skin; Jin Shi had never given birth, so there were no wrinkles. He then touched her waist. Da Li said, "What a lovely willow-leaf waist."
He touched her lower abdomen, which was like a steamed bun, with a few soft, fine black hairs growing on it. Da Li pinched and played with them, patting them open to see how they looked like a ripe peach splitting open. Jin Shi hooked her feet around Da Li's head and brought them to her vagina. Dali licked and bit her, his tongue curling inside her vagina. Seeing Jin's aroused state, her vaginal skin opening, her labia moving, and her juices flowing freely, Dali's penis hardened again. He lifted Jin's buttocks off the stool, placed her legs on his shoulders, and looked at her small feet, saying, "My darling, truly three-inch golden lotuses." He then took off her red shoes and removed her bound feet. He pinched them, saying, "I remember the other day when we were drinking, I pretended to have lost a muscle, and I got to pinch them, which was quite pleasurable. I didn't expect that today, after I unbound my feet, I could pinch them here." He then ejaculated his penis all the way in.
Jin was extremely happy, laughing, "Your penis head is right inside my vagina, even without movement, it's still pleasurable." Dali thrust in and out with all his might, over two hundred times in one go, until Jin's whole body felt numb. He hugged Dali and said, "My dearest darling, you've made me so uncomfortable. I'm so ashamed! I'm going to use some of my childhood tricks, but you mustn't laugh at me."
Jin Shi arched her back, welcoming the penis, her legs shaking, her hips throbbing, her eyes closed, her head tilted, making all sorts of moaning and groaning sounds. Her vagina opened and closed, swallowing and releasing the penis, tightly pulling and locking, slowly pulling and locking, her juices flowing freely, soaking the penis completely. The sounds of their lovemaking continued.
Volume 1 (II)
Dongmen Sheng watched from outside the window for a long time, and also became aroused. He rubbed his penis tightly with his hands, watching and playing with it, causing his semen to splatter on the low stools at the foot of the study window. He thought to himself, "Such a beautiful wife, and he takes her naked and makes a satisfying scene, deceiving me to avoid my duties. Who knows that this loss is just a waste of his time and energy? I'm really angry with him. But I love Jin Shi so much, and I sent her out, so I'll just leave my wife to him."
He returned to his room in a daze. Just then, Dongmen Sheng saw the maid, Saihong, dozing off against the small table with the hanging painting. He thought to himself, "This girl has always been terrified of the mistress of the house. Even if I were to steal from her, I would be trembling with fear. I might as well catch up with her now." He stepped forward, hugged her, and kissed her on the lips. Then he stuck out his tongue and pried Saihong's teeth a couple of times.
Suddenly, Saihong awoke with a start, exclaiming, "Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Who is it?" Dongmensheng laughed, "It's me. Who do you think it is?" Saihong said, "It's late. Why are you making such a fuss instead of sleeping?" Dongmensheng said, "Your mistress isn't here. I'll have a go with you!" Saihong said, "I'm afraid my mother will come back soon." Dongmensheng said, "Your mother is having a go over there. She abandoned me and is having a go with someone else. I'll have a go with you now!" Saihong said, "You're so kind to me. I'm afraid I won't have the good fortune to accept it."
Dongmensheng went to Jin's bed, took off his clothes, and lay down next to Saihong. Saihong took off her skirt and trousers and lay on her back on the bed. Dongmen Sheng inserted his penis into her vagina. It turned out that he had ejaculated outside the study earlier, and his yang energy was depleted. He quickly withdrew, his penis twitching like a worm, rubbing the glans a few times. She laughed, her eyes red, and said, "Your penis is playing by itself."
Dongmen Sheng felt embarrassed, partly from shame and partly from impatience, and quickly worked the penis to become erect. A little fluid was flowing from the opening, making it look like a cotton ball. Sai Hong said, "Such a useless thing, why should I bear this title? I'll go sleep with A Xiu myself, you can go to sleep by yourself." Dongmen Sheng said, "Fine, I won't. You can sleep for a while, but I'm afraid you'll get hard again soon, and I'll enjoy myself with you." Sai Hong said, "If I sleep with you, it'll be like a palace maid sleeping with her lover, just biting and touching, making people restless, what's the fun?" Dongmen Sheng thought to himself, I can't really resist letting her sleep with me, but since Sai Hong said that, I pretended to let her get out of bed, and went to sleep on the inside of the bed myself.
Meanwhile, Da Li and Jin Shi were making aroused on the stool, and after a thousand or two thrusts, he cried out, "My darling, is it good?" Jin Shi said, "If I don't talk about it, my bones are itching."
Da Li pulled out his penis and licked and bit it again. Looking closely, he saw a black mole inside her vagina. He laughed, "I've got it right." Jin asked, "How so?" Da Li said, "I've often heard fortune tellers say that a mole on the vulva means you're destined to be a lady. Since you're a lady, I'm sure I'll become an official." Jin said, "Don't talk nonsense, get up and sit properly. Give me pleasure!"
Da Li then inserted his penis into her vulva again, exerting all his strength, thrusting in and out gently, pumping eight hundred times, then pushing it all the way in, pressing it against the clitoris and turning it dozens of times. Jin's whole body was numb, her mouth and tongue were ice-cold, and she became dazed and motionless. Dali breathed a sigh of relief, and Jinshi finally opened her eyes. She hugged Dali and cried out, "My darling, you almost killed me!"
She looked at Dali and said, "My charming and witty darling, this is my husband. Why didn't Heaven make me your wife?" Dali laughed and said, "If you're not my wife now, what am I?" Jinshi said, "You're my mother." Dali laughed and said, "Add a little character to the word 'mother'." Jinshi laughed and said, "Since I'm your concubine, you'll have to pay for the wedding tonight."
Dali hugged her and cried out, "My darling, if there were such a beautiful and charming concubine in the world, I would pay a hundred taels of silver for a night." Jinshi laughed and said, "Bring me here! Bring me here!" After a while, Jinshi said, "Stop talking nonsense. I have a skill that I want to do with you. You can pay me back after I do it." Dali said, "Tell me." Jinshi said, "Go to bed and sleep."
The two of them, naked, embraced each other and went to bed. Dali lay down on his back. Jin straddled Dali, turned her head, and grasped his penis with both hands, savoring it with her mouth. She then licked the head of his penis with her tongue, rubbing her vulva against Dali's mouth, wanting him to lick and scrape it.
Jin said, "This is called 'the phoenix and the dragon in the folds,' even a tough man would be brought down. Do you know that?" Dali said, "It's unbearably pleasurable." He replied, "I've heard about it but never done it, but now I really can't resist." Jin bit down on the head of his penis, refusing to let go. Dali said, "My semen will come into your mouth, don't blame me." Dali couldn't help but ejaculate, and Jin swallowed it all. Dali said, "My darling, how can you make me so happy? Now turn around." Jin said, "I want to make him hard again before I stop!"
She sucked, teased, and rubbed it again, and his penis was still red, swollen, and erect. Jin turned her head and sat down on his penis with her vagina facing him. She swayed back and forth, and her semen was completely released. After about a cup and a half, she felt tired. He then embraced Jinshi on his stomach and cried, "My darling, your cunt is truly rare in this world. Even though my dick is so hard, it still holds inside like this. It's a real cunt. You can sleep on me for a while." Jinshi said, "I still want you to get hard."
Dali laughed and said, "I'm begging for mercy now. I'm too tired to get hard. I'll make you shoot again tomorrow night." Jinshi said, "You've done all that business, and now you're in this mess!" Dali said, "I wasn't really satisfied tonight. I'll definitely test my skills tomorrow. Only then will my darling know what's good for her." Jinshi said, "I wasn't satisfied either. I'll tell you and test my skills with my darling." Dali said, "If you don't come out, I'll die." Jinshi said, "If my darling doesn't believe me, I'll leave my pants as collateral. I'll just put on my skirt and go in." Dali said, "That's perfect."
Just then, they heard a rooster crow and saw that the windows were already bright. Jin said, "I want to go in." She had just dressed, bound her feet, put on her shoes, and gotten out of bed. She grabbed Da Li's penis again, saying, "How can you have such a long, rough thing like a saw? Stuffing it into my vagina, it's like my whole vagina is stuffed full of penis tendons, not a single breath can escape it, it's wonderfully tight. People say there are five good things about a vagina, and five bad things. The good ones are tight, warm, fragrant, dry, and shallow; the bad ones are wide, cold, smelly, damp, and deep. My vagina is tight and warm, needless to say. As for fragrant, you'd have to ask me, my darling, to know. I know I can't distinguish between dry and shallow. As for smelly, I just don't believe it."
Da Li said, "My darling's vagina is hard to describe." Jin said, "It's not that mine is wide, how come yours..." "As the big dick shoots in, your dick is different from others. A dick has five good points and five bad points. Your dick doesn't have the problems of being short, soft, weak, or sharp. It only has the wonderful qualities of being big, hard, thick, firm, and long-lasting. It's truly rare. When Dongmen Sheng and I were fighting, he would ejaculate very quickly, like a male pheasant drawing water. Once he ejaculated, he wouldn't get hard again that night. How did he learn such wonderful qualities from you? You're truly a living treasure. Even though you're my wife, I've forgotten about you. I only regret that once you ejaculate, you won't get hard again. You must make me feel satisfied before you leave." He then helped Dali up, and Dali vomited once. Only then did he go out.
Dali saw him to the door and kissed Jinshi five times, making Jinshi's tongue burn. He then pinched and played with her vagina, rubbing his fingers inside and digging hard a few times. Jin also grabbed Dali's penis and wouldn't let go. She squatted down and bit it, crying, "My darling, I'll only be happy when I bite it off!" Dali said, "Spare him. If you bite it off, come out early tonight and bite him again." Jin said, "I know, I know." The two parted ways.
Jin went into the room, where Dongmen Sheng had just woken up. Jin hugged Dongmen Sheng and said, "My darling, my darling, I've lost you all night, don't blame me." Dongmen Sheng asked, "Was my pussy happy last night?" Jin said, "None of your business." She then straddled Dongmen Sheng, opened her vagina, and took his glans in her mouth. After rubbing it several times, it became somewhat hard, and she was able to penetrate him. Dongmen Sheng said, "Tell me everything that happened last night. Didn't you enjoy it after all that? Do you still want me to finish it off?"
Jin then told him in detail from beginning to end, "When you see him, don't laugh at him for being such a useless thing, waiting for me to arrange for him to beg for mercy. But as for his penis, to tell you the truth, it's absolutely wonderful; the moment it goes into your vagina, it feels incredibly pleasurable." She then quickly embraced Dongmen Sheng, saying, "I want to sleep with him again tonight, my darling, will you allow it?" Dongmen Sheng laughed, "You're so tempting, like a little kid eating candy, wanting more after eating one piece. Going again is fine, but I'm afraid my darling will get tired." As she spoke, Jin moved on top of him, and Dongmen Sheng couldn't hold back any longer and ejaculated. Only then did Jin get off, wiping his penis dry with a handkerchief and cleaning his vagina. Seeing the sun high in the sky, Dongmen Sheng said, "At this hour, Dali must still be asleep. Let me write a letter to mock him."
Dongmen Sheng wanted to get up and write, but because of the recent ordeal, he was dizzy and lightheaded. He had Sai Hong bring him the clay from the sandalwood box and A Xiu bring him the ink from the ancient carved box. He ground the ink, took out a sheet of Zunsheng Pavilion paper, and leaned against the bedside to write: "
My brother has suffered three defeats at the hands of the Jin, which shows that the Southern Song has no weak soldiers. Where is the former glory of the Jin
? Bowing and surrendering, crestfallen and dejected, the humiliation of Emperor Huizong and Emperor Qinzong is not excessive. How laughable! I will
immediately recruit soldiers and horses, gather troops, and return to plan for restoration. Let us not allow the Jurchen ruler to gain power and say that
our Southern Dynasty has no one to rely on."
After finishing writing, he called his servant Yu Tao and instructed him, "Take this letter to the study, to be received by Young Master Zhao." Yu Tao was originally from the old Lianzi Hutong in Beijing, a former opera singer. Dongmen Sheng, seeing his good looks, had recently taken him in as a concubine.
Yu Tao took the letter and went to the study, just as Dali was combing her hair. He took the letter, read it, and laughed heartily. He wrote a reply: "
Yesterday I underestimated the enemy, resulting in the humiliation of Jieting. However, I feigned defeat to embolden them. Your esteemed instruction during the hottest days of summer is
like a gift from a heroine, inspiring me to strive harder. Tonight, I will don my armor and ride my horse, vowing to
fight
to the death. I will plow their barren lands three times, penetrate their inferno, and storm their lair to wipe out their carrion. This is my reply.
" Yu Tao took the reply and delivered it to Dongmen Sheng. Dongmen Sheng, upon seeing the reply, also laughed heartily. He read it aloud to Jin Shi. "Are you afraid?" Jin asked. "No! No! I'll make him kneel and beg for mercy tonight. From what I heard in his book, he just wants to tease me until my cunt is torn apart. And he's eyeing my slut, how hateful! How hateful! If you don't let me go out tonight, I'll definitely go. You can write a message saying that I'll definitely cut off the monk's head, skin the general, steal two eggs, put them in a hot pot, and smash them to pieces!" Dongmen Sheng said, "You're absolutely right. No need to write a letter, I'll tell him when I see him." The two of them had just asked Sai Hong to bring them clothes, and after they got out of bed, it was already past lunchtime.
Little did they know that Dali had once met a Taoist priest who knew about sexual techniques and had given him two packets of pills. One packet read: "Apply this medicine to the penis, and it will make it grow long and hard, and prevent premature ejaculation all night long. If no antidote is used, it will not cause ejaculation for ten days." Another packet read: "When this medicine is inserted into a woman's vagina, it will make the vagina tight and dry, the labia hot and swollen, and the inside will feel sore and itchy, with indescribable pleasure. The vaginal fluid will be released continuously. If it is used too often, the pleasure will be lost, and the vagina will be swollen and painful for several days. If a man wants to ejaculate, he should hold a mouthful of cold water. If a woman's vagina is washed with licorice water, it will be as before." It also wrote: "This medicine can only be used on prostitutes. It cannot be used on other women. This medicine can shorten lifespan, and excessive use will cause weakness." After reading it, Da Li laughed and said: "I wish I could use it tonight. I will definitely show him my skills." He first took one pill and applied it to the head of his penis, then took another pill and tied it to the end of his handkerchief. He also wore an ivory horn pendant made by a famous Hui man from Yangzhou. How could he have a good night?
After Dongmen Sheng finished lunch and was about to take a nap, a servant from the academy came and called out, "The academy is going to Huai'an tomorrow and will pass through here. Go to Guazhou to pick him up." Dongmen Sheng hurriedly asked Yu Tao to fetch his clothes and towel, and went out to say to Jin Shi, "I won't be back tonight. When he comes, you can stay in the room and take advantage of the situation." Jin Shi said, "I would never do such a thing if you weren't home." Dongmen Sheng said, "As long as you don't forget me, that's enough. I'll go now and tell him you hate him, and ask him to come in early tonight. I'll come back after midnight tomorrow to see if you're good, and then we'll see what he's capable of." Jin Shi smiled and nodded, and saw Dongmen Sheng out of the room.
Jin returned to her room, overjoyed, thinking, "What a stroke of luck! Tonight I finally got to do what I wanted."
She quickly made up the bed, her desire rising. She closed the door, took off her trousers, and lay down on the reclining chair in front of the mirror, legs raised, spreading her legs wide. She exclaimed, "So beautiful! Not only would my new love interest love her, but I myself would love her too!"
She noticed the two labia minora twitching slightly. She laughed, "Those two things are really not improving. They played all night last night and still weren't tired of it, and today they're so aroused again." She then looked at her buttocks and said, "Many men like male homosexuals. He'll definitely want to do this with me tonight. But if I play with his anus and he gets a little greasy, it'll be a disaster. I once heard the official say that stuffing seaweed in helps." She then washed her vulva and anus thoroughly with jasmine water, saying, "How will he know I'm like this, flattering him like this?" She then dried herself. He then said, "My new sweetheart, what harm is there if she comes for a short while? Why must she wait until nightfall? It's driving me crazy!"
Meanwhile, Dongmen Sheng went to the study to talk to Dali before leaving the main hall, but Dali had already left. He had inquired about whether the academy would pick him up, and coincidentally bumped into the waiter, giving him some silver and telling him not to go. Dongmen Sheng walked to the street and happened to meet Dali again, saying, "The academy is passing by my school; those who are famous will definitely go to pick him up and won't be able to go home. Are you going?" Dali said, "I told the waiter why I bumped into him." Dongmen Sheng then said softly, "Since you're not going, I've already told him to prepare a bed for you. Just go in tonight. He'll really be annoyed with you." Dali said, "I know, I know," and parted ways with Dongmen Sheng. He was very happy, saying, "Since she's not home, why wait until nightfall?" He then walked step by step to Dongmen Sheng's house.
The two maids had finished lunch and were dozing off. Quietly, they approached Jin's door. Hearing someone approach, Jin asked, "Who is it?" Dali replied, "It's me." Jin was overjoyed and quickly put on her skirt. She went to the door and asked with a smile, "How dare you come to this place!" Dali said, "I'm afraid someone might come. Open the door quickly!" Jin said, "Kneel outside before I open the door."
Dali knelt on the ground. Jin opened the door and laughed. She quickly pulled Dali up, and the two went into the room together, closing the door behind them. Jin hugged Dali and exclaimed, "My darling, I was just thinking of you here, and here you are!" Dali replied, "Today is a blessing from heaven, let's have some fun!" They saw a painting of a beautiful woman by Qiu Shizhou hanging against the east wall of the room; she looked as if she were alive. Dali said, "This is perfect for your pleasure."
They placed the painting next to a long table made of Laizhou watermill, arranged many antiques on the table, and displayed various erotic paintings. On the dressing table, there were ivory-inlaid beans... Bai Nan, with her makeup removed, had a bamboo swastika-patterned bed laid out on it, with a moon-white butterfly-patterned silk curtain hanging above it. On the bed was an extremely fine mat, a long rattan pillow, and two thin silk quilts. The air was filled with the sweet fragrance of incense. Beside the pillow was a small round box with a double-headed peony flower carved in gold lacquer from the Song Dynasty. Inside the box was a genuine Burmese bell from Myanmar. It turned out that Dongmen Sheng was not good at long-term sex. Often, after he had finished, he had to put this thing inside his vagina to satisfy his desire.
Da Li looked at her and said, "Last year when I went to Nanjing for the imperial examinations, I visited Ma Lanxiang's house in the courtyard. I saw that his bed was similar to yours. However, Ma Lanxiang is a very famous concubine, not even close to your feet." He then hugged Jin Shi and kissed her, saying, "Sweetheart, hurry up and take off all your clothes so I can put them in." Jin Shi said, "Go close the window, it's too bright, I'm so ashamed, how can I take them off?" Da Li said, "What's there to be ashamed of? It's better if it's bright!" He pushed up the silver-gauze lattice window and helped Jin Shi take off all her clothes. Da Li touched her vulva and said, "It seems like I made it swollen last night, open it up and let me see." This was Da Li's way of putting medicine in, he was just pretending to talk, Jin Shi didn't know, Jin Shi replied, "So plump."
She lay down and then slapped him, saying, "Dali, if you want to come and see, unless your dick is made of iron, you can't make my cunt swell up." Dali put a pill on his finger, pretended to rub it, and gently put the pill into his cunt, laughing, "It's not swollen now, but it'll definitely swell up later." Jin laughed, "If you really have such ability, no matter what you do, you'll kill me. I'll see you're a real man and I won't beg for mercy." Dali said, "Now that we've talked it out, I'll remember it! I'll remember it!" Jin jumped up and said, "I'll be naked and waiting for you, and you'll be wearing clothes and talking nonsense."
She also helped Dali take off his clothes, took off his pants, and saw that Dali's dick was as big as a club, so she took it with both hands. He said, "My darling, you look like you've been sucked by an eel, how come you're even bigger than last night?" Dali asked, "Are you scared?" Jin said, "There's only a case of someone complaining about a small penis, not a vagina that won't let a penis in. I just want it to be satisfying, why would I be afraid of it? People say it well, once you open a mutton restaurant, with your big belly, you'll be fine." He then bit down and said, "My darling, this penis, it's all the head that's interesting, the head is peeled off, it's so taut and throbbing, it makes my vagina feel so good."
At this moment, the effects of the drug took hold, and she felt a warm, itchy sensation inside her vagina, so she got up and sat on the drunkard's chair and patted it. Turning to Dali, Jinshi said, "Why is my vagina so hot, sore, and itchy?" Dali replied, "It's just really itchy, what else can I say!" Jinshi said, "I'm always itchy, but not like this. Today it's different from the last two times." Dali said, "When a woman's vaginal fluids are about to come, it's like this." Jinshi said, "Sweetheart! Quickly take my penis and shoot it in."
Dali deliberately didn't put it in, only rubbing the edge of her vaginal opening. Jinshi said, "Now I can't take it anymore.
" Seeing her twisting her body, writhing her waist, shaking her arms and legs, feeling extremely itchy and uncomfortable, it was truly amusing. Dali laughed and said, "Now I'll get started." He then inserted his penis into her vagina and thrust in and out seven or eight hundred times in one go. Jinshi closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep, only to see her vaginal fluids flowing out in large quantities. It turns out that a woman's vaginal fluid is different from a man's; its color is a pale red, not very thick. At first, it comes out like a sneeze, then like clear snot, and finally like a gushing spring. Dali squatted down and scooped it up with his mouth. It tasted extremely sweet and fragrant, about half again as much as a man's semen.
Dali laughed, "This is truly a wondrous sight! I only know today what a woman's vaginal fluid is like."
He licked it all off with his tongue. Jinshi opened her eyes, awoke, and said, "I feel strange today. The itching inside my vagina is unbearable, unlike usual. It feels like ten thousand sharp-mouthed insects are biting inside, the itching seeps into my bones. It's hot and sore. The more you pull, the worse it gets. It only got a little better after this." She looked down at the ground and said, "A lot of it flowed out, but why is it all gone on the ground?" Dali said: “I’ve been the one to eat it all, and you still don’t know? You’re completely out of it, how could you possibly know?”
Just then, Jin said, “Oh no! It’s happening again! It’s itchy again, just like before.” She quickly grabbed her penis, and Dali immediately ejaculated into her vagina, thrusting in and out over a thousand times, saying, “Today I’m going to make you feel really good.”
Jin made incoherent, gurgling noises, calling out, “My darling, keep thrusting, don’t stop! Today I’m going to have a really good time, I can’t take it anymore.”
Then her eyes and mouth opened, and she went into a daze. Her vaginal fluids were released in large quantities, and Dali again took it in, more than the first time. Jin woke up and said, "How ridiculous! If I were to talk about the pleasure I felt in my cunt today, I'd be a god, even if a knife were on my head, it would still be pleasure. Now that I know you're going to give me back my cunt, look at this, how could I possibly get him here? After all this time, I'm covered in a cold sweat, my mouth, tongue, hands, and feet are all ice cold. He'll see the mess on the ground here, he'll definitely cherish me. You're just here waiting for me to eat you back."
Dali laughed and said, "Today I only want my darling to be happy, that's why I'm flattering you so much. And you complain about me? Look at this iron rod-like cock of mine, if I don't put it in your cunt, where else am I supposed to put it? Today I'll definitely use it to make you feel good before I even finish shooting, I guarantee you won't die from it." Jin said, "That makes me itchy again." He quickly inserted the cock back in, pounded it seven or eight hundred times, rubbed it a hundred times, and pried it a hundred times. Jin said, "You're not allowed to eat anymore. I'll catch the teacup for you and let me see." Dali said, "I know." He
then vigorously scraped and pounded the bone ridge above, then rubbed and massaged the area near her anus, before thrusting his penis to the very end of her vagina, pumping it in and out over two hundred times. Jin cried out, "My darling! I'm going to die. I just can't take it anymore. How did I get so happy?"
Seeing that Jin was about to faint again, Dali pulled out his penis, put a horn-shaped tube in it, and inserted it. He pumped hard for over five hundred more times until Jin fainted. Dali quickly caught the teacup at her vaginal opening. He saw that with this, her vagina opened wide, her labia panting, like a horse's nose being cut open, and her vaginal fluid gushed out, filling half a teacup. Dali noticed that this time, his vaginal fluid was more abundant than before. He placed it by the bedside, and Jinshi opened her eyes, waking up to see it. She said, "How interesting!" and then told Dali to eat it. Dali took it, finding it even more fragrant, and drank it all in one gulp.
Seeing that Dali had eaten the vaginal fluid, Jinshi said, "My darling, you're truly an interesting person. My vaginal fluid has already come out three times, and your penis seems weak. I'll go to the stove and cook some food for us." Jinshi then got up, put on her clothes, and went to the stove. Seeing Jinshi leave, Dali thought to himself, "How can there be such a sensible woman? And I'm so fortunate to have such a delightful experience." He then began to masturbate.
Volume 1 (Part 3)
Now, when Jinshi arrived at the stove, her vulva was swollen, making her walk somewhat unsightly. She secretly chuckled, "Now that's done. When my darling comes back tomorrow and sees how good it is, he'll laugh himself to death." She hurriedly called to her maid, "Saihong, Master Zhao is in my room today. He's prepared wine for us to drink. You two should change into clean clothes and come serve him." She also said, "Axiu, take the lamp inside."
Axiu took the lamp and went into the room. Dali embraced Axiu, kissed her, and asked, "Where is your mother?"
Axiu replied, "She's in the stove." Dali pulled Axiu back, saying, "Wait here while I get ready." Axiu said, "Mother will hit me." She hurriedly went out and said to Saihong, "Mother has kept her room closed all day. I wondered what she was doing, and it turns out he's in her room again. My mother is such a beautiful woman, it's a shame he's enjoying her." Saihong said, "Zhao Guanren is such a handsome man, it's a shame my mother is enjoying him!"
Meanwhile, Jinshi prepared an exquisite box and a jar of Sanbai wine. She told Saihong to take the box and Axiu to take the wine, and they all went into the room. Dali embraced Jinshi and exclaimed, "My darling, you've gone to so much trouble for me." They set up a small octagonal table in front of the bed. Dali sat on top, and Jinshi sat below. Saihong poured wine, and the two drank more than ten cups together.
Dali said, "I won't drink alone." He then got down and sat down with Jinshi. Holding Jinshi in his arms, he held a wine cup in one hand and touched her vulva with the other, saying, "My darling, why is it swollen like this? Does it hurt?"
Jinshi laughed, "None of your business, just drink your wine." She put the wine in her mouth, then passed it to Dali, drinking four or five cups in a row. Dali said, "I want to put the wine cup on my darling's vulva, and spill the wine for a moment of pleasure." Jinshi said, "If that's what you want, what's so difficult about it?" She then called out, "Saihong, go get an apron."
Helpless, Dali took off Jinshi's clothes, and she lay naked on her back on the bed, calling out, "Axiu, Saihong, raise your legs, and use the pillow to prop up your buttocks, and put the wine cup right inside your vulva." Dali drank four or five cups and said, "Interesting, interesting, what a fine wine cup and plate." Jinshi said, "Oh no! It's made my pussy itch and sore again, just like during the day." Da Li said, "That's exactly what I wanted. I'll get some more semen to mix with the wine." Jin Shi said, "That's wonderful. Take the cup away and quickly get my penis. You can tease it while you drink the wine."
Da Li said, "I'll just give you a hundred thrusts and you'll drink a cup of wine." Jin Shi said, "Okay." She told A Xiu, "Count them. When you get to a hundred thrusts, stuff it in and pour the wine." Da Li gave her a hundred thrusts in one go and drank a cup of wine. Jin Shi said, "My pussy is so itchy. Throw it in harder." Da Li then thrust wildly, and A Xiu couldn't count them all.
Dali laughed, "I've already done over two hundred strokes." Jinshi said, "Now, just have a couple of cups of wine." Dali said, "Let me keep count and see how many strokes I've done. Your mother's semen is just coming." Dali then pressed his penis against her vulva and thrust for an hour. Saihong said, "I'm too impatient to keep count." She then poured wine and drank more than ten cups in a row. Jinshi laughed, "You've done over a thousand strokes, but why is there only soreness and itching in your vulva? Let's do some more." Dali thrust and pumped hard for several hundred more times. Jinshi said, "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to die!" Jinshi's face turned ashen, her hands and feet turned cold, her mouth opened and her eyes closed, and she fainted.
Dali pulled out his penis and quickly placed a teacup by her vulva. He saw that her vaginal fluid was still flowing out. After the teacup was half full, Saihong and Axiu laughed and asked, "What is this stuff?" Dali replied, "This is your mistress's semen, what I shot out. If you two don't stop for a while, you'll be shooting out like this too!" Seeing that Jinshi was still unconscious, Saihong hurriedly asked Dali, "What's wrong now?" Dali laughed and said, "This kind of itchy semen, I'll just shoot it out. What's the use of it?"
He then put his mouth to Jinshi's mouth to catch her breath. Jinshi gradually opened her eyes and started moving, and it took her a while to wake up. She was
covered in cold sweat and laughed, "This time it was more enjoyable than usual, very refreshing. But I have no strength left in my hands and feet. Help me up quickly." Dali helped her sit on his lap. Jinshi saw the semen in the teacup and hurriedly asked, "Why is there only this much?" She asked Saihong, "Is there any wine in it? Pour it into the small gold cup and see how much there is." Saihong filled a small gold cup. The substance reflected the color of gold and looked especially clear and lovely.
Dali took it and ate it all in one gulp, saying, "Even the finest nectar can only be this good." It took him three gulps to finish. Dali had eaten it all. Jin said, "It's really funny. The ancients said it well: 'Smacking in the mouth, answering in the waist, clamping in the vagina.' Even if you just suck on your penis for a moment, it will definitely squeeze out your forehead, all wet and sticky. Now I'm going to smack your tongue with all my might, to make you feel hot and bothered, to make you unable to hold back your semen, to lock your penis, to make you itchy and numb. I see your penis head swell up, but no more fluid comes out. It's really strange. Now I want you to give me some to eat." Dali laughed and said, "If you can get it out, then you can eat it." Jin pinched his penis with both hands and said, "Strange! This thing has been refined."
She bit and smacked it for a while, but no more fluid came out. Jin called out, "Saihong, Axiu, you two come and savor it, you must get him out!" The two refused, and Jin angrily said, "Girls, if you don't come and savor it, I'll savor it too, and you two will have to fight over it." Saihong said to Axiu, "All this time, my master's penis won't let us savor it, and now it's waiting for me to watch it eat." So they took turns savoring it.
Saihong's gums were loose from savoring it, and Axiu's mouth was dry from savoring it, but there was still no movement from the penis. Jin said, "Strange! Well, I usually enjoy watching people have sex. You can have sex with Saihong, let me see." Dali said, "Saihong must be a virgin. My penis is too big, I'm afraid it will be difficult to have sex with her in a short time." Jin laughed, "That vixen, the other day she saw me going to my mother's house for a birthday party, and she had sex with my man all night. I beat her when I got back. I also heard that last night when I was in the study, she had sex with him all night. Her vagina must be very hard. Why don't you take off your clothes and wait for Master Zhao to have sex with you!"
Saihong was so ashamed that she twisted her body and refused to come over. Dali said, "This is clearly the mistress of the house. Doesn't your mother feel ashamed?" He pushed her down on the stool, and Jin stripped her naked. Dali then took off all of Saihong's clothes. It turned out that Saihong had been watching all day, and her vagina was full of lustful fluid, and her pants were soaked. Dali took it off, and Jin laughed, "Look at this girl, she looks like she's peed." Dali said, "Was that pee in the teacup just now?"
Saihong covered her mouth and laughed. Dali inserted his penis into her vagina, and she didn't seem to complain of pain.
Dali laughed, "Dongmen Sheng has been so restless these past two nights, he's gotten like this. He's played around hundreds of times a night." Saihong said, "He's stolen it a few times, and now it's like this, let's not talk about it anymore." Jin laughed, "This girl is quite talkative." Axiu said, "It's really good to shoot him, Master Zhao's penis is precious, don't shoot it in this cheap vagina, just let your mother sleep with him." Dali said, "It's his good fortune, don't argue with him." He then pushed in most of it.
Sai Hong said, "It's so tight inside, pull some out! Pull some out!" Da Li said, "Don't make a sound, I'll make you happy." In one breath, he pulled more than four hundred times, and Sai Hong started to moan, "Aiya! Aiya!" Da Li said, "I want to make him ejaculate too." He straightened his back and thrust in and out with all his might, more than two hundred times.
Sai Hong unconsciously fainted, just like Jin Shi. Jin Shi laughed, "This girl is so delirious." Da Li said, "He's clenching his teeth, lowering his legs, he's about to ejaculate too." Jin Shi quickly brought a teacup to catch it at the edge of her vagina, and saw her vaginal skin open and panting, and her vaginal fluid gushed out, only catching a wine cup, more than half less than Jin Shi's. Jin said, "Now that I'm awake, I see how beautiful a woman is when she's drunk." Dali said, "She's even more beautiful when she's pregnant. Her vulva is half again as big as his, and her breathing is like a horse's nose being pulled." Dali thought to himself, "Her vaginal fluid comes out less naturally, but more with the medicine. She must look like a human."
Jin then made Dali eat the red vaginal fluid she had stuffed in her vagina. Dali thought to himself, "If I eat it, Jin will blame me."
He took it and poured it on the ground. Jin asked, "Why did you say that?" Da Li hugged Jin and said, "My darling, I love you so much, what harm is there in eating you? If you were filthy, how could I eat you?" Jin said, "My darling, you love me so much. Even if you shoot me seven times and I'm half dead today, I'd be willing." Da Li said, "My penis can't be soft, it hurts when it's hard, what should I do? My darling, let me open your pussy and let me do it."
Jin said, "To tell you the truth, my pussy is still sore and itchy. If I shoot inside, it's so swollen and painful that I can't do it. I'll wait a little longer, then you and A Xiu can do it too." Da Li said, "I don't like girls like that. I only feel happy when I shoot inside my darling's pussy." Jin said, "It's rare to have such affection from you. Even if it hurts inside, I'd be willing to be shot to death."
At this moment, Sai Hong had woken up, got up naked, put on her clothes, and kept laughing. Ah Xiu pointed at him and laughed, "You're such a good man, enjoying yourself like this." Jin said, "My legs feel like they've been broken apart, I can't lift them up anymore. You two girls, lift my legs up."
Da Li carefully examined the vulva and saw that it was red and swollen, the skin inside was all rubbed raw, and a piece of flesh in the center of the vulva protruded like a rooster's comb. It felt hot and steamy inside, and it looked pitiful. He cried out, "My darling, it hurts to see this. Lick it." Jin said, "Lick it gently once." Da Li thought to himself, "I'll make him beg for mercy before I let him go."
He then inserted his penis into the vulva and pulled it out with all his might. Jin endured the pain, convulsing over a hundred times, then embraced Dali and said, "I can't bear the pain anymore, my darling, I'll beg you for mercy!" Dali thought to himself, "Once his cunt is satisfied, he'll play with my ass, then I'll be truly satisfied." He then embraced Jin and said, "My darling, seeing how much pain you're in, I'll spare you, but my dick won't soften. Your cunt won't let me play with it, so let me play with your ass. Are you willing?" Jin said, "Playing with my ass is something I find extremely strange. He always wants to play with it, and I don't know how many times I've scolded him. Now my darling wants to play with it, but only your dick..." "It's so tight, I'm afraid it won't fit inside."
Da Li said, "I remember how much your husband teased me back then. I remember when I was fourteen, it hurt so much. He just rubbed more saliva on it, and gradually it became warm and slippery, and I felt relieved. The night before you two got married, he came to tease me again. Before I got aroused, my semen flowed out, and he put half in his mouth and smeared the other half inside my buttocks, and it became very slippery."
Jin Shi said, "In that case, it's better to rub more saliva on it." Da Li said, "I know."
Jin Shi, like a minor official, stuck her buttocks out against the edge of the bed, and Da Li stuck out his tongue and licked Jin Shi's anus until it was wet. Jin Shi said, "How can you love me so much? This place, who would lick it?" Da Li slowly inserted his penis, and Jin Shi felt pain for the first time. He gritted his teeth, his brow furrowed, and asked, "Why are you dressed like this?" Jin replied, "Don't worry about me, just keep shooting." Dali said, "Does your heart feel a little sore and uncomfortable?" Jin said, "As long as you're happy, I'm happy. I don't care if I'm in pain or suffering." Dali inserted his penis three inches in and then stopped moving.
Jin asked, "Why aren't you pulling?" Dali replied, "I'm afraid my heart and liver will hurt." Jin said, "If you don't pull when you're doing it to the anus, what's the fun for a man? Don't worry about me, do whatever you want." Jin touched her own vulva and buttocks, which were separated by only a layer of skin. Moving from the back, there was some fun in the front as well. Her vaginal fluids were slippery, so she told Dali to pull his penis out, but instead wiped some of her vaginal fluids back in, making it even more slippery. Dali said, "What a clever little darling." He then pulled and ejaculated tightly, but not all the way in. It turned out that Jin's anus was very greasy, and after only five or six hundred pulls, it was sticking to the head of his penis as if it were free, with a piece sticking out from the side of the penis. Dali told Jin to turn around and look.
Jin asked, "What is this?" Dali said, "This is called oil. It makes your anus slippery. Your anus is better than your little master's, and more enjoyable than your vagina." He then asked Jin, "Did you see the letter I wrote to Dongmen Sheng yesterday?" Jin said, "Yes." Dali said, "There's something in my letter... do you know it?" Jin said, "It's just that I want to make my vagina break." Dali said, "You still can't guess what I mean by 'ploughing the barbarians' court and destroying their nest'? It means breaking your vagina. It means going deep and hairless. I'm hairy when I play with your vagina, but hairless when I play with your buttocks. Isn't that going deep and hairless?" Jin laughed, "Damn it! You've come true today. Now you're really pulling and pulling. It's almost dawn." Dali said, "I'm afraid you'll feel uncomfortable with the head of my penis inside."
He pulled and pulled four or five hundred times, then pulled out, bringing out three or four inches of his penis. Dali asked, "What is that?" Jin looked down and said, "This is the hole. If you pull it out with all your might, it won't look good." Dali said, "It'll be good if we can use it as a tail rake." Jin said, "Don't tease me. It doesn't look right. It's so stuffy and painful in the anus. How can we get it in?" Dali said, "My poor darling, if it gets cold after being pulled out, it'll be hard to go back in. I have a plan. I'll have to lick it and push it in with my tongue." Jin said, "This place is so rough. Who would lick it with their tongue? I'd be willing to die for your feelings."
Dali looked closely inside the hole and saw another black thing coming out. Dali asked, "What's that black stuff inside?" Jin replied, "It's seaweed." Dali said, "I used this. How did you know?" Jin said, "To tell you the truth, we recently got this Yu Tao. He's a minor official in the capital. I asked him how he knows about this, and now I'm having anal sprains." Dali said, "My anus is sore, my dick is rock hard, but I can't ejaculate. Could you please get Ah Xiu done for me again?" Jin said, "Ah Xiu is pretty, but she's a bit young." "Go on!"
Ah Xiu said, "Master Zhao's thing is so big, it hurts when he touches it, so I can't." Jin said, "Sooner or later, Master Zhao will definitely come and do it, and he'll even play it in front of me. I want to see it." Sai Hong said, "You laughed at me earlier, but now it's your turn. Why don't you take off your pants?" Ah Xiu said, "I'm tempted when I see Mother and Master Zhao doing it, but I'm afraid I can't handle it." Jin said, "Take off your pants."
Sai Hong stripped Ah Xiu naked and stood her beside him. Ah Xiu tried to run away, but Sai Hong grabbed her. Jin said, "Put her on the stool, I'll slap her head." Sai Hong quickly spread her legs to stop her from moving. Ah Xiu said, "It's like slaughtering a pig." Da Li said, "Wonderful! Interesting. What a little cunt, not a single hair."
He touched it and said, "There's urine flowing out, but the cunt hasn't been touched yet. Today, Master Zhao will open your virginity." Jin Shi said, "He's so small, the pain comes first. I'll rub some saliva on it." Da Li said, "You can't rub saliva on it when you open your virginity. If you rub saliva on it, it means you're not a real man. Now, while she's still wet, it'll be good to shoot inside."
Da Li then pushed his penis in, and Ah Xiu cried out, "It hurts so much! Be gentle! Slow down!"
Sai Hong slapped her feet hard, and Da Li pushed his penis in. Suddenly, most of the head went in. Ah Xiu said, "Oh no! I've shot it all." Fresh blood flowed out. Ah Xiu cried out, "Mother, please say a word and I'll let you go! It feels like being cut by a knife, like being torn apart, it really hurts!" Da Li said, "Only the head is big, the bottom is a bit small." Ah Xiu said, "Don't go any further."
Da Li pushed again, and with a thud, he put the whole head of his penis in and out. Ah Xiu's head throbbed and her limbs trembled, she said, "Now that I've ejaculated, it hurts so much, the blood is flowing out and dripping from my penis." Jin Shi laughed, "You've ejaculated well, girl." Sai Hong said, "Master Zhao ejaculated the whole penis in with one shot." Jin Shi said, "You're usually a girl who can handle a wide-set penis, but this is his first time, how can he bear it? Go in two or three inches more, that'll be enough for him!" Ah Xiu cried out, "Master Zhao, Grandma Jin, please let me go, it can't go any further." Da Li gently pulled out. Ah Xiu said, "Even if I pull it out, it will still hurt." But Da Li deliberately pulled it out a little, then thrust it in all the way, with a thud, half of it going in.
Ah Xiu cried out, "I'm dead now!" She thrashed about for a moment, but Sai Hong refused to let go of her feet. Ah Xiu said, "It hurts so much!" Da Li said, "I'll spare him." He then thrust in and out more than three hundred times, pulling out and then pushing in again. Ah Xiu cried, "Oh no! Don't move!" Da Li ignored her and thrust in and out another hundred and several times. Blood flowed everywhere, tears welled in her eyes, her face was ashen, and she gradually died.
Jin Shi said, "Spare him, this girl is so unlucky, only half of it went in and she fainted."
Da Li quickly pulled his penis out. Saihong helped Axiu up and sat her down for a while. Axiu woke up and said, "Ouch! Ouch! It hurts so much!" She opened her eyes and said, "Master Zhao is so cruel. If he had pushed it in any further, my intestines would have been torn. The pain is unbearable now." She saw blood all over the ground and said to Saihong, "Master Zhao ruined my thing. It's useless now." Jinshi said, "Go to sleep!"
Saihong said, "You laughed at me just now, but I was having a great time. Why are you waiting for Master Zhao to kill me?" Axiu got up and slowly went away. Dali dried his penis, washed Jinshi's face again, ate breakfast, and was about to go home. Jinshi was reluctant to let him go, and licked his penis with her tongue for a while before letting him go out. Jinshi was also sleepy and swollen.
After Dongmen Sheng returned from escorting the academy students, he passed by Da Li's study and went straight in. He saw Da Li asleep in a reclining chair. Dongmen Sheng, aroused, pulled down his trousers and inserted his penis into Da Li's anus. After a while, Da Li woke up, quickly extending his tongue and calling out, "My dearest darling." After some flattery, Dongmen Sheng ejaculated.
The two chatted briefly before parting.
Dongmen Sheng returned to the hall after saying goodbye to Da Li. Jin Shi was lying on the bed. Dongmen Sheng said, "Darling, I'm back. Let me do it with you." Jin Shi said, "Da Li ruined it tonight, I can't." Dongmen Sheng pulled back the blanket and saw that her vulva was swollen and the inner skin was torn. She exclaimed involuntarily, "How did it get like this?" After examining it closely for a while, she said, "They must have used medicine."
Jin said, "He shot me three times, leaving me with three cups of yin essence, which he consumed. Then he wanted to play with my anus, pulling four or five hundred times, even pulling out three or four inches of my vagina. He squatted down, licked it with his tongue, and then tried to insert it.
I thought, how could this place be licked and inserted by a human tongue? Therefore, I felt indebted to him and had no way to repay his kindness. I then asked Saihong to play with his anus for a while, but his essence wouldn't come out. So I asked Axiu to play with him for half a while." "Heavens, his essence still won't come out. Dali has treated me with such kindness, how can I repay him?"
Dongmen Sheng said, "Do you think he's being kind to you? He sucks your yin essence as if he's eating your marrow, he licks your vagina as if he's eating your heart and liver. He's so vicious, how can you still feel sorry for him? He even put a sedative on her and opened Axiu's genitals. How can this hatred be dispelled? Fine, I'll treat your vagina first, and then I'll settle accounts with Dali."
Dongmen Sheng went out, asked for a prescription on the street, got some licorice root, went home, boiled it in water, and washed Jinshi's vagina. She felt better afterward. Jinshi said, "You know so much." She washed her vagina several more times. Dongmen Sheng wet a cotton ball and gently pushed it into her vagina to wash it vigorously. Jinshi's two labia immediately subsided, the broken skin inside immediately went red, and she felt as refreshed as before. Seeing Dongmen Sheng washing her so diligently, Jinshi burst into tears.
Dongmen Sheng asked, "Why is this happening?" Jin Shi, with tears in her eyes, replied, "It is an extremely shameful thing for a woman to keep a lover. A husband who knows his wife is immoral will be extremely resentful; he will either kill her or divorce her. Now I have created such a shameful situation, yet you neither kill me nor divorce me. You are even afraid I will die, so you prepare medicine for me and love me so much. Am I any different from others? It is only because you love me so deeply that I am like this. You love me, but I love someone else. Am I still a human being? I am filled with shame and hatred. How could I face you? I am determined to hang myself."
Dongmen Sheng embraced her and also wept, saying, "My darling, you have such a righteous nature. I have defiled your conduct. I was afraid you would fall ill, so I prepared medicine for you. You want to hang yourself? If my darling dies, I will also die and never say such things again."
As the ancients said, "Once something is done, don't say it again." Later, it is unknown whether Jin Shi attempted suicide or what happened to Dongmen Sheng, who then extricated her from her evil ways. What schemes did Dongmen Sheng use to avenge him before he finally let it go? Read the next volume for the full story.
"End of Volume One"
Volume Two (One)
It is said that Jin Shi said, "I hate that heartless man Da Li. You must never associate with him again. If I saw his flesh, I would devour it." Dongmen Sheng laughed, "Even if you punish him severely today, it will be too good for him, but you still can't get over his anger."
Jin Shi thought for a while and said, "I have a plan." Dongmen Sheng asked, "What plan?" Jin Shi said, "He took advantage of your wife for nothing, so you should take advantage of his wife too. But Da Li doesn't have a wife; his mother is only in her thirties and has been widowed for over ten years..." "I'm widowed now, and I've arranged for his mother to be with him. Only after my son has been teased
can I feel at ease." Dongmen Sheng said, "He teased your buttocks. I just got back and went to the study first. He was fast asleep on the drunken chair, and I teased him until he woke up. He really flattered me, probably thinking that he'd learn from your family and that it would be more interesting than before. It's just that I was useless and couldn't drag him out of the cave. This grudge is now a regret. If it were Dali's mother, she would have been beautiful, but it's heartbreaking to have ruined someone's chastity. His mother is not someone to be trifled with." Jin Shi said, " "You're so kind-hearted! If you follow my plan, you won't be afraid of his mother's cunt; my heart won't even be pierced before I shoot through it."
Dongmen Sheng said, "Let's see your skills." Jin Shi said, "Da Li is terrified of his mother. Go tell her there's a good brothel somewhere and recommend him there. Make sure his mother urges Da Li to go; he won't dare refuse. If Da Li mentions me, just say you've ruined his cunt and he can't do it anymore. He'll need two months to recover. Go now and come back in two months; he'll definitely believe you. When he goes, he'll definitely say he can't bear to leave his mother." "You can tell her your mother is calm at home, feeling sad alone. Bring her to live with me. Since we're close friends, her mother will definitely agree to come. At that time, I'll send you out again with a brilliant plan; I'll make sure you succeed." Dongmen Sheng said, "Excellent! Excellent! I have an old master in Huzhou who's coming to take me away. Shall I recommend him?" Jin Shi said, "Perfect."
Dongmen Sheng got up early the next morning, combed his hair, and went straight to Dali's house. He ran into Dali, who, for some reason, had lured him there and stayed the night. He went straight inside and saw Ma Shi. Madam Ma drank tea with him and asked, "Where did the Yao family come from? Have you seen Dali?"
Dongmen Sheng replied, "I didn't go to the study yesterday. I thought he was at home, so I came here specifically. There's a good academy in Huzhou with a tuition fee of thirty taels. I've come to invite my nephew to teach there, but I have something to do and can't get away from home. These days, academies are extremely rare, so I've come to invite you, brother." Upon hearing this, Madam Ma exclaimed, "Damn it! This is terrible! This is terrible! Recently, my son has hooked up with two ruffians. One is from the front of Qionghua Temple, named Chang Fen. People call him 'Yue Zhai Chuan Hong Xiao Guan,' so he's given a nickname based on the story of King Chang Fen of Yue. The other is the son of Jin Xun Cao, from the foot of Mi Lou. He's called 'Jin Cang Ying,' and people call him 'Ai Zi.' He's also a very good minor official, so he's given a nickname based on the vulgar phrase 'dung beetle drilling in a narrow hole.' I suppose..." " That bachelor has gone. I was just about to find him a place in a school because he's been wandering around aimlessly and not mature enough. I hadn't even considered it! This is excellent."
Dongmen Sheng was also surprised, but could only reply, "Chang Fen is a close neighbor downstairs, and Jin Cangying is his nephew. I've always known they're bachelors, but I'm afraid my brother might be too attached to them and refuse." Ma said, "Don't worry about him not going. I've told him to definitely go. Thank you for your kindness." Dongmen Sheng said, "After my brother leaves, Mother will be restless here, and it's inconvenient to earn money. Please come and stay with my nephew. My nephew's wife can keep him company all the time, and my nephew often goes out. Mother can take care of him more often." Ma said, "How can that be? Thank you so much. Let me discuss it with my son."
After Dongmen Sheng took his leave and went home, Dali finally returned home to see his mother. Madam Ma's face changed. "You've spent another night with these two bachelors, instead of going to the study. Brother Yao just arrived; he recommends a good school in Huzhou. You should pack your bags and go." Dali, seeing his mother had seen through his actions, felt utterly ashamed and pretended to agree, saying, "I'll go then, but I'm afraid Mother might be a little too upset."
Madam Ma said, "Brother Yao said he'd take me to live with him after you leave, but he's not very nice. You just go." Dali, seeing his mother's insistence, and not wanting to leave Jinshi or the two bachelors, said, "Mother, living with us would save money and be lively, but I'm a young man and don't know how to teach."
Madam Ma grew angry. Lai said, "It's common for a man to go out and study, to teach. I've raised you for seventeen or eighteen years, and you still can't earn anything to support your parents. What kind of person are you?" Dali hurriedly said, "Mother, don't be angry. I understand. I'll go tomorrow or the day after."
After saying goodbye to Ma, he went straight to Dongmensheng's house. Dongmensheng was standing in the hall. Dali said, "Does my brother blame me? Why is he urging me to go out and pursue a career in front of my mother?" Dongmensheng grabbed Dali and pulled him into the room to sit down. He said, "Brother, when I returned home yesterday, your sister-in-law's vagina was swollen on the bed. I laughed at her for setting an example and praised your skills. How could I blame you?" Yesterday, someone came looking for me, saying there was a fine bookstore in Huzhou. It turned out to be my former master's house. I couldn't go because of my own affairs this year, so I specially recommended it to my younger brother. It would be good for him to use it. Why is he now suspicious of me?"
Dali said, "Thank you for your kindness, brother, but I'm worried about my sister-in-law." Dongmensheng said, "I was just about to tell you that your sister-in-law was teased by you for half a day and a night. Her vulva is all torn, her vulva is swollen, and it's festering and oozing pus. Even if she recovers, it will take two months. You can't do it at home. You should go and not worry about her. It would be best if you went and returned in two months." Dali quickly bowed and said, "Brother, you have such good intentions." "Why don't I go to the brothel? Let's wait a while for my sister-in-law to recover, and then ask her if she's afraid."
Dongmen Sheng said, "Your sister-in-law is a slut, she'll definitely need your iron dick to deal with her. She's also got poison in her cunt now. You should go. If your family doesn't care, I'll go and bring your mother to live with me." Dali said, "How can I accept such kindness?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Brother, you're mistaken. Once your sister-in-law is done with you, she'll be like your wife. Isn't your mother your grandmother? What's wrong with a daughter-in-law supporting her grandmother?" Dali said, "In that case, thank you very much. I'll go pack my things." Dali left.
Jinshi, who was behind the hall, heard Dali's words and said, "Damn it! They're going to mess with me too." She called to Dongmen Sheng, "Go and fetch Mamu."
Dongmen Sheng went to Dali's house and saw that Dali had already packed his things. Dongmen Sheng went to fetch Mamu. Madam Ma said, "My son will come as soon as he gets up, but it's inconvenient to bother him." Dongmen Sheng said, "We're family, what are you saying?"
He urged Madam Ma to pack her bedding and clothes, and Madam Ma agreed. Dali said, "I'm going today." Madam Ma said, "When you go, don't indulge in drinking and revelry. Focus on your studies. I'll find you a handsome husband at home."
Dali said, "I know." He said to Dongmen Sheng, "My mother is very well at my brother's house. I got a good degree this year and I'm extremely happy. I'm so grateful for my brother's kindness. I'll definitely come back to visit him in two months." Dongmen Sheng said, "I'll be waiting! I'll be waiting!" Dali
then gently said to Dongmen Sheng... He said, "I'm going with my brother to say goodbye to my sister-in-law." Dongmen Sheng said, "Your sister-in-law is ill in bed, and your mother has come to my house. It's inconvenient for you to go. I'll convey your hospitality to her on your behalf. You should gather your strength for sixty days and then come back to shoot her." Dali laughed and said, "In that case, please inform her thoroughly and tell her to be ready and waiting for me in two months." Dongmen Sheng laughed and said, "That's right." Dali then bid farewell to Madam Ma and Dongmen Sheng, and had his servant carry his luggage out of the house, heading straight for Huzhou.
Now, Dongmen Sheng, carrying Ma Shi and her maid Xiao Jiao in a sedan chair, returned home. Jin Shi, dressed up, went out to greet him, still feeling a little tired. She had some ginseng soup. Upon seeing Ma Shi, she said, "Mother-in-law, it's been a long time." Ma Shi replied, "I should have told your husband to come and fetch me, but I was uneasy." Jin Shi smiled and said, "I was afraid I might have been neglected." Ma Shi said, "It's alright."
Jin Shi asked Sai Hong and A Xiu to prepare a small feast, with plenty of fruit and beans. They ate for a while. Dongmen Sheng didn't join them; only Jin Shi sat beside him, while Ma Shi sat above him, just like a true mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Ma Shi said, "Since we've come to bother your family, please only eat simple meals every day. You mustn't prepare such a lavish feast for me." Jin Shi said, "Mother-in-law, there's no need to say anything. I'll only have simple food every day." She then prepared another room and settled in for the night.
The next morning, Dongmen Sheng got up and said he had to go to the countryside to visit relatives and wouldn't be back for about fifteen or sixteen days. He then bid farewell to Madam Ma, as instructed by Madam Jin, and secretly went to his room to calm down. Madam Ma assumed that Dongmen Sheng had indeed left. Later that evening, Madam Jin came to Madam Ma's room and said, "He's not home tonight, and I'm afraid of being alone. I'll sleep with you tonight, Mother-in-law. I wonder if you'd be willing?" Madam Ma replied, "That would be perfect."
Madam Jin then quietly instructed Saihong to sleep with Dongmen Sheng and told Axiu to prepare dinner for them to eat together. Madam Ma could only handle one cup of wine, but after Jin's repeated urging, she drank six or seven cups and said, "Sister-in-law Yao, I'm very drunk, let's go to sleep." Jin said, "I'll come after dinner." She helped Madam Ma take off her clothes, and Madam Ma said, "Sister-in-law, please be at ease."
She then took off her outer clothes, got into bed, and said to Jin, "Let's each go to sleep." Jin said, "I just wanted to chat with you, Mother-in-law, it would be better if we slept together." Madam Ma was drunk after all, and her true nature was not to be trifled with, so she said, "It's been over ten years since I've slept with anyone, tonight I'll sleep with you, Sister-in-law!" Jin thought to herself, "This old woman is definitely going to stir my heart tonight." She then said to Madam Ma, "Mother-in-law, please take off your
clothes and go to sleep, we can't sleep if we're dressed." Madam Ma said, "I'm only afraid of being too shy." Jin said, "Women should sleep together, what's there to be afraid of?" Madam Ma then took off her undergarments and went to sleep naked in bed. Jin said, "It's a bit cold tonight, I want to sleep with you under the same quilt, Mother-in-law." As she spoke, she slipped herself into Ma's quilt. Ma couldn't refuse her, so she had no choice but to sleep with her. Ma was quite drunk, and in her drunken stupor, she suddenly let out a sigh. Jin asked, "Why did you sigh, Mother-in-law?" Ma replied, "Sleeping with you tonight, Sister-in-law, has reminded me of someone from the past, hence this sigh."
Jin said, "Why are you thinking of him? When Father-in-law was alive, were you doing well?" Ma said, "He passed away just four years after we became husband and wife." Jin said, "It's been over ten years since Father-in-law passed away. I wonder if you think of him at night?" Ma laughed, "How could I not think of him? It's just that I'm unlucky, and there's nothing I can do about it." Jin laughed, "Why do you think of him? Is it because you lack clothes and food?" Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, go to sleep. Don't ask why you think of him."
Jin didn't dare to say anything, and Ma fell asleep with a soft sigh.
Jin called out to her mother-in-law twice, but received no response. She then gently placed her hand under her lower abdomen and saw a plump vulva, surrounded by soft, fine hairs. Touching the vulva's entrance, she saw two round, slightly protruding labia, a smooth, dry opening. Jin thought to herself, "This is the most wonderful vulva in the world! I must wait for my husband to try it."
She inserted her finger into the vulva and gently probed. Ma cried out, then lay back on her back, one leg raised and the other slapping. Jin called, "Mother-in-law," but received no response. She gently smeared some saliva on her finger and rubbed it around Ma's vulva, spreading it evenly. She rubbed the vulva with saliva until it was wet. Ma remained asleep.
Jin then rubbed her finger inside the vulva again, adding more saliva, until the vulva was completely wet inside and out. Jin tied a real Burmese bell from her own handkerchief, untied it, and held it in her hand, waiting for Ma to wake up. Jin said, "Let's try it out."
She took Ma's vulva, followed the slippery opening, and pushed it in. She gently lowered Ma's raised leg, holding it tightly, and then pressed her own leg over Ma's. Before Ma could move, Ma felt a tingling, itchy sensation in her vulva, along with a tingling, arousing fluid that flowed like urine, soaking the bed. The Burmese bell bounced wildly inside, bringing unbearable pleasure. Ma gradually woke up, only saying, "Pleasure! Pleasure!" Her legs tried to move, but Jin held them down with all her might, and she cried out a few more times before fully waking up. She called out, "Sister-in-law." Jin asked, "What is it, Mother-in-law?" Ma laughed and said, "I want to get up." Jin said, "It's late, don't get up in the dark." Ma said, "Let me move a little." Jin asked, "Why?" Ma said, "Sister-in-law, you've stepped on my foot and made me feel uneasy." Jin laughed and said, "I've had a few drinks and I'm quite drunk, I don't want to move, Mother-in-law, please push me off."
Ma tried to push, but Jin held on and wouldn't let her off. Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law's feet are like they're rooted to the spot; I can't push them away." Jin asked, "Why is Mother-in-law's bed so wet?" Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, I feel a little sore down there." Jin laughed, "Does it hurt because there's water flowing out, or is it a little itchy?" Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, to tell you the truth, it feels a little sore down there; I don't know why." Jin asked, "And a little numb?"
Ma laughed, "How did you know, sister-in-law? You must have put something in my vagina; I really feel a little numb and itchy." Jin said, "Mother-in-law, I have something called Burmese Bell, which I call 'Sai Diao Er.' It's something I enjoy, because Mother-in-law hasn't had this for a long time. I want to embed it inside Mother-in-law." Ma said, "So, sister-in-law is teasing me. Hurry up and let me pull it out." Jin said, "Let Mother-in-law enjoy herself a little longer."
She shook Ma's waist a couple of times, and Burmese Bell started rolling around inside. Even the most upright woman, Ma, found it hard to bear at this point. Ma said, "Enough! Enough! Sister-in-law, you're making me so sore I could die." Jin didn't reach out to dig it out, thinking to herself, "This old woman is so clever." She then said to Ma, "Is there any wonderful place where a man can put his penis inside her vagina and thrust it in and out a thousand times? It'll make you feel a bone-chilling itch." Ma said, "The head of that penis feels really good."
Ma laughed and said, "Sister-in-law, you're absolutely right. Can a man really thrust that many times?" At this moment, as Ma said this, her heart became somewhat chaotic, and she felt a surge of desire. Jin laughed, "When your father-in-law was alive, didn't he try it? A weak man might take five or six hundred strokes, an average one a thousand, and a skilled one ten thousand."
Ma laughed, "I just don't believe it. I remember when I was fifteen or sixteen and became a bride in the Zhao family, the first night he slept with me, he first wiped his saliva down there, then put his finger inside and dug, digging so hard it hurt terribly. He only rubbed his penis down there a little, and he came as soon as he touched the skin. Then he went soft. Later, he dug with his finger every night, and I opened up a little. I could see his penis, and as soon as he put it in, it would move slightly and then he'd come again, then stop. A year later, every time we did it, I would first put some saliva in before putting his penis in, and he would sometimes take three or four strokes, sometimes five or six." "I only lasted thirteen or fourteen pulls," I asked him. "How come you sometimes lasted one or two pulls, and sometimes thirteen or fourteen?" He said, "Manly men often last seven or eight pulls, and quite a few last two or three. I only lasted thirteen or fourteen pulls, which is considered very long. Nobody can do that. Now, my sister-in-law says she lasted a thousand pulls, but it must have been a hundred or so to make up the numbers."
Jin laughed, "Mother-in-law has always been deceived by father-in-law. A person should only live a happy life. Just now, what father-in-law did was called 'weeping at the door,' or 'passing the flying goose.' Even if this penis is hard, it's probably not very hard. Putting it in the vagina is not very interesting. Mother-in-law has suffered for half her life." Ma said, "It's so itchy inside, let's take it out." Jin said, "It's just right to leave it inside, don't move it."
At this point, he was also somewhat aroused, and his vaginal fluids kept flowing out. Jin said, "If it's so bad, why did your father-in-law die so young?" Ma laughed and said, "There's a reason. When I was sixteen, I gave birth to my son, and my vagina wasn't very tight anymore. When he put his thing in, he didn't wipe it often. He was always doing things, and I didn't push him away. He came very heavily, and after each time, his hands and feet would be ice cold. Later, he would do it with me every night, and I would feel some pleasure down there. But as soon as I felt pleasure, he would come again, and I would shrink back. It was very unpleasant. He would also do it to me very hard, which made me weak, and I would have nightmares. I could only touch his hardness and then put on my penis. I would stomp on him a couple of times, and he would say he was coming again, so I had to pull it off. Later, he gradually developed a chronic illness. When he was aroused, his penis would get hard. But he would come with just a slight pull, and it would be all blood. He would faint and die. This illness originated from me. How could I not think of him?" " What about it?"
Jin said, "Mother-in-law, you're mistaken. We women have a vagina, and it has countless benefits. When it itches, our tongues drool; when it's numb, our mouths gurgle with itching. It's all because that penis knows how to thrust and pry. I often have sex with my husband, and it's always incredibly pleasurable. I have a cousin who's quite skilled with me. He often comes to visit me, and when he's free, he'll have sex with me. Let me tell you, my cousin's penis really goes all the way in, right to the very core of my vagina, and I feel incredibly happy. I won't lie to you, Mother-in-law, I felt like I was dead for a while before I woke up, my whole body numb. My tailbone was tingling, and then bloody fluid started flowing out. It was truly pleasurable!"
Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, why do you do such things?" Jin said, "That's how you stay healthy for life. If you see a man and he's all teary-eyed, you'll get sick later." Ma said: "Is there some kind of illness?" Jin said, "If a man ejaculates too quickly, it's because the yin and yang are not connected, and the woman's yin energy accumulates and becomes blocked. Over time, this will definitely lead to a serious illness of stagnation. It must be treated." Ma laughed and asked, "How should it be treated?" Jin said, "You must wait until the man's penis is thoroughly used and he feels completely refreshed before the illness will be cured."
Ma didn't answer, but the Burmese bell was still ringing inside her, and hearing these erotic words aroused her even more. Jin said, "The cousin I mentioned earlier is very handsome. My husband isn't home, so I often invite him over, and we sleep together every night. Tomorrow night, I'll invite him to sleep with you, Mother-in-law."
Ma laughed, "How can that be?" Jin said, "Tomorrow night, after the lamps are out, I'll invite him into the room. After he sleeps with me, Mother-in-law will sleep beside me. Wait a little while, and then I'll say I need to get up to urinate. Mother-in-law will quietly get into bed, and he'll think it's me." "Mother-in-law, don't say anything more. After he's finished with her, he'll get up and go back to bed. I'll get on the bed and sleep with him. At that time, Mother-in-law feels completely refreshed. He doesn't know how much she's enjoying herself, her reputation isn't ruined, and the root of her illness is gone."
Madam Ma said, "I've been a widow for thirteen years. Am I breaking my vow today?" Madam Jin laughed and said, "According to a woman's vow of chastity, it's alright at first, but after three or four years, she'll start to feel unwell. But in the second or third month of spring, when the weather is warm and the flowers are blooming..." Gentle and soothing, making one feel drowsy and lethargic, experiencing alternating chills and fevers, flushed cheeks and aching legs, without even realizing it—this is how one thinks of their husband. In one's twenties, still young and full of energy, one can easily fall asleep at night and stay up relatively soundly. But by the time one reaches their thirties or forties, their energy has dwindled, and their desires are easily aroused. In the drowsy nights, covered by a thin blanket, they toss and turn without thinking, and it becomes much harder. In the summer, while bathing down to the lower abdomen, a sudden touch can cause a burning sensation all over the body. The buzzing of mosquitoes and the nibbling of honey made it impossible to sleep soundly. Sweat trickled down my thighs, a stinging, itchy feeling that was truly unbearable. When autumn arrived and the cool winds blew, other couples would close their windows, enjoying a drink or doing some chores, while I remained cold and lonely. The moonlight shone down, making the chill even more intense. The chirping of crickets and the pattering of clothes were heartbreaking; only the warmth of someone to hold while I slept could bring comfort. Winter brought even more suffering; even sitting by the fireplace during the day didn't help. It's funny, a gust of wind, a gust of snow, and once you're asleep, it's chilly under the quilt, cold inside and thin outside, your body bare, and your feet feel like they're in water. You just have to pull your legs in before you can sleep. You long for a warm, cozy sleep, to hold someone close, even an old man. But then you think about how you've only been faithful for a few years, and who knows how many more forty or fifty years to go. How will you endure until old age? It's not respectable for her to remarry, to sleep with someone else, and that person will tell everyone. People will know that now the mother-in-law is pretending to be a servant, wanting to sleep with him. "Let him do it all night, until he really makes my mother-in-law happy. That would be better than just a little tickling from a Burmese bell. It would be a worthwhile endeavor. If I'm afraid Dongmen Sheng will find out, what will I say about this? If I'm afraid my uncle will find out when he gets back, I won't be able to tell him. He won't know what you're doing. It's better to let him do it for me and see. Maybe my mother-in-law will be so happy that she won't want to give me back."
Madam Ma laughed and said, "Now I'm so tempted, I don't even want my husband anymore. Sister-in-law, I'm over thirty years old, and I've never done anything like this before... " "The stuff I put in is so pleasurable, who knew there would be a thousand more to pull out? I'm still young, if I only do it once, aren't I afraid he'll get pregnant? If you want, pull it out when he's about to have his period." Jin laughed, "Mother-in-law, a man's penis is redder and more swollen than usual when he's having his period, filling his vagina, pulling it out and out, it's truly dizzying! If you're worried about pregnancy, I have some abortion pills from when I was a daughter, take them all, and you'll be at ease." (
Next volume) (ii)
At this moment, Ma was very excited and laughed, "It's really more fun than a dick. I only regret that I married the wrong husband back then, wasting more than ten years of my youth. It's not too late to be happy now." Jin then shook her hand under Ma's lower abdomen. The Burmese bell inside her vagina started to roll around, making Ma feel sore and itchy all over. She couldn't help but move her leg. Jin was not careful and couldn't hold it down. With a "plop", the Burmese bell rolled out and flowed out.
Ma Min said, "Sister-in-law, you're really enjoying yourself. It just flowed out; let me feel it." He touched the Burmese bell and said, "It's round, but why does it bounce inside?" Jin Min said, "This is produced in Yunnan, Myanmar. It's filled with mercury, coated with a layer of gold, boiled, and then coated with another layer of gold. It's seven layers of gold. The mercury inside makes the gold bounce." Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, you'll definitely use it often." Jin said, "This is a dead treasure, but the penis is a living treasure." He then put the Burmese bell into Ma's vagina.
At this time, Ma was being a little unruly again, partly because she was aroused and partly because she wanted pleasure. She let Jin touch her vagina, and he didn't pull her hand away. Jin said, "Mother-in-law, if I hadn't secretly inserted the head of your penis, I would never have enjoyed a penis in my life." Ma laughed, "Exactly."
After a while, it became bright again. Everyone got up, calling Saihong to bring breakfast while Axiu helped Ma Shi comb her hair. After the combing, Ma Shi just kept giggling. Jin Shi went to the calming room and said to Dongmen Sheng, "You made Saihong very happy last night. I went to great lengths to prepare it for you. Now it looks very good. The best is yet tonight."
Dongmen Sheng laughed and said, "My dear, why are you so calculating?" Jin Min said, "I'll explain slowly. Tonight, around the second watch, when the lights are out, I'll ask Saihong to invite Master Guo to the mansion. You come into the room and do it with me. If I want to get up, you have to let me get up. I'll put Dali's mother on the bed. You don't have to say anything, just really do it. When she comes, if she wants to get up, you let her get up. Then I'll put Dali's mother on the bed again. "I'll let you sleep for a while. You should get up and go out of the gatehouse to sleep in this quiet room. This way, things will be much better."
Dongmen Sheng said, "Thank you so much, my darling. I'll do whatever you say. I just took a hundred or so pills to strengthen my essence and aphrodisiac. I won't be able to get an erection tonight." Jin said, "That's good, but why don't you take some more when you're with me?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I specially found these." Jin said, "Never mind."
Jin then turned and went into the room, and said to Ma, "Let's get those things done tonight." Ma said, "That's how it's done, just like how people in Suzhou and Hangzhou do business." Jin said, "Why?" Ma said, "It's not like we're preparing a good package." Jin then laughed and joked in the room.
After chatting for half a day, they displayed many of Dongmen Sheng's erotic paintings. Ma Shi looked at one first, then laughed for a while, saying, "This is quite amusing." Jin Shi said, "Tonight he'll come to keep you company, as if he's been used to entertain your mother-in-law. He'll do as I said last night, guaranteeing your mother-in-law's happiness. How will you thank me?" Ma Shi laughed, "I'll do as you say, even if it makes me look bad." Jin Shi said, "It's fine to entertain your mother-in-law."
They ate lunch and then evening snacks. They saw A Xiu lighting a lantern and Sai Hong bringing dinner. Jin Shi asked, "Did you receive Sai Hong's gifts last night?" Ma Shi laughed, "Would you be willing to borrow them?" Jin Shi laughed, "I'm afraid if there's a real treasure to play with, this dead treasure won't be so precious." The two chatted and laughed for a while.
Jin stepped out of the room and gently instructed Saihong, "I'll call for Master Guo at the second watch. Just invite him into the room." Jin turned to Ma and said, "My cousin just arrived. Around the second watch, I called him into my room. My mother-in-law came into my room and slept on the bed next to me. When I said I needed to get up to relieve myself, she climbed onto my bed. Isn't that a clever trick? It certainly doesn't look like stealing money while covering your ears!"
Ma smiled and nodded, saying, "It's just a little embarrassing." Jin said, "What are you saying?" "I'm not exactly upright, and my mother-in-law hasn't revealed anything. Tonight, I'll play around with her a bit. Who else but me knows? Even the two maids only know that I'm doing things with her. This is keeping things from both sides, but not covering up the truth in the middle." Ma laughed, "You've made me lustful. Now, I'll do as you please!"
After dinner, Jin pulled Ma into her own room, dismissed Ma's maid Xiao Jiao, and put her back in Ma's room. A-Xiu prepared two bedding sets in the room, and Jin invited Ma to sleep.
Ma replied, "Sister-in-law, please sleep on the upper bed." Jin didn't refuse. The two just laughed and went to bed. Ma tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep. She saw that it was quiet outside, and then she looked up at the watchtower and saw the drum beating at the second watch. Jin called out, "Saihong, quickly go and invite Master Guo from the other day to come to the room." Saihong already understood, blew out the lamp, and went straight to the quiet room to invite Dongmen Sheng in.
Dongmen Sheng shuffled to the door, and Ma Shi jumped up and sat on the bed. Dongmen Sheng strode to the bedside. Jin deliberately spoke softly, "He's always at home, he doesn't have time for you, he really wants to kill me." After Jin finished speaking, Dongmen Sheng fell silent. A series of clattering sounds came from the bed, and Jin groaned, "Sweetheart, you're making me feel so good!" Hearing this from the next bed, Ma couldn't hold back any longer; her juices were flowing freely. She had no choice but to insert the Burmese bell. After a while, Jin cried out in a sweet voice, "You're making me feel so good!"
Ma was now burning with desire, biting her fingers but still unable to resist. She thought, "He's only concerned with his own pleasure and has forgotten to urinate. How can I hold back for even a second longer?" She then knocked on the bell beside the bed. Jin said, "Sweetheart, slow down, I need to get up and urinate."
Ma hurriedly got off the bed, but Jin had already gotten off and was urinating on the toilet. After she finished, Jin grabbed Ma's hand and pulled her onto the bed. Ma, slender and exhausted, climbed back onto the bed, while Jin went to sleep on the next bed. As soon as Ma Shi climbed onto the bed, Dongmen Sheng knew it was her and thrust his penis between her legs. Ma Shi, wet with desire, raised her legs and opened her vulva. Dongmen Sheng inserted his penis into her, and Ma Shi remained silent. Dongmen Sheng pressed his penis against her stomach, kissed her, and then stuck his tongue into Ma Shi's mouth. Ma Shi had no choice but to take it in, and his tongue kept nudging her tongue. Ma Shi had no choice but to put her tongue into Dongmen Sheng's mouth as well.
Dongmen Sheng took it in and wouldn't let go, thrusting hard more than a hundred times. Ma Shi was enjoying herself immensely, experiencing something she had never felt before. She then hugged Dongmen Sheng tightly, hooking her legs tightly around his back.
Dongmen Sheng knew that Ma was aroused and smacked his lips, making a loud "heh heh" sound. Jin thought to herself, "He's enjoying himself, but I'm just amusing him."
Dongmen Sheng then began to thrust wildly, making the bed rattle and bang. Ma couldn't help but cry out, "Aiya!
Aiya!" Dongmen Sheng lifted his legs and thrust hard, about four or five hundred times, and Ma's juices flowed freely.
She couldn't help but say, "Pleasant! Pleasant! It's so sour!" Dongmen Sheng had already ejaculated, but he held back, taking a deep breath to suppress his ejaculation. Ma's vagina was itchy so badly that she shook herself, squeezing and clamping, saying, "My darling, why won't you move?"
Dongmen Sheng thrust in and out fifty or sixty more times, and Ma couldn't help but cry out again, "My darling, I'd die happy if I could." Dongmen Sheng saw how aroused she was and thought to himself, "Now even if she knows it's me, she doesn't care." He asked Ma, "Are you having fun?" Ma was so aroused that she didn't listen to his voice. She said, "It's really fun, brother, go in a little deeper." Dongmen Sheng deliberately pulled out a little, only rubbing the head of his penis against the edge of her vagina, making Ma unbearably itchy, and she forgot that she was a widow.
She kept lifting her buttocks upwards, and Dongmen Sheng lifted his penis slightly. Ma kept pulling her vagina up, refusing to let go of the head of his penis. Dongmen Sheng then thrust in and out more than three hundred times, and Ma gritted her teeth. Dongmen Sheng, knowing she was enjoying herself, thrust his penis in and out wildly for a while. Ma cried out, "You're killing me with pleasure! Just don't tell anyone, or you'll ruin my reputation!" Dongmen Sheng, still thrusting, said, "So it was you. I made a mistake." He was about to pull out when Ma grabbed him, saying, "You've kept me up all night, what's there to feel bad about? It's good that you've gotten what you wanted." Jin, on the next bed, called out, "Mother-in-law, your true colors have been revealed. I don't need to hide anymore, and you don't need to get up."
Jin came over to the upper bed, and Ma said, "Now I don't care about shame anymore, sister-in-law, you've made me so happy." Jin said: "Perfect." Dongmen Sheng walked over and began thrusting into Ma Shi. Jin Shi hugged Ma Shi and kissed her, saying, "How are you, Mother-in-law?" Ma Shi replied, "This is truly the most joyful thing in the world. I'm so happy I haven't been so carefree." She then stuck out her tongue, which Jin Shi caught and smacked, saying, "I'm smacking my tongue for you!" Dongmen Sheng said to Jin Shi, "Don't bother me here. I'll finish with him before I finish with you." Ma Shi said, "Exactly."
Ma Shi then tightly embraced Dongmen Sheng's waist with both hands and placed her legs high on his shoulders. Dongmen Sheng knelt down, thrusting his penis, and, with a goose feather hoop around his neck, he thrust over a thousand times. Ma Shi kept shouting, "So joyful! So incredibly satisfying!" Jin Shi said, "Mother-in-law, you've had enough. Now, come on!" Ma Shi said, "No, I haven't had any trouble. I just want to have sex with him, and with you!" Dongmen Sheng said, "You're so sensible now. How did you endure all this before?" Ma Shi said: “To be honest, when I’m itchy, I can only scratch with my fingers. How can that compare to what you’ve done?” Jin said. “Stop talking nonsense and just do your best for your mother-in-law.”
Dongmen Sheng was extremely aroused at this time and thrust more than five hundred times in one go. Jin was also aroused and reached out to touch Dongmen Sheng’s penis, laughing, “This goose egg is so swollen from all the thrusts.” Ma would not agree, and moved his penis around wildly, then pushed it up to her vagina. Dongmen Sheng thrust more than two hundred times and said, “I’m coming.”
Jin said, “It’s just right.” Ma said, “I’ve had enough, you can come now!”
Dongmen Sheng then thrust hard for a while, about a hundred times, and then really thrust and rubbed it into her vagina. Ma was also very happy and cried out loudly, “My darling, I’m really itching to death.” Jin said, “Call me quiet.” Dongmen Sheng couldn’t help himself and thrust into Ma’s vagina with one or two thrusts. Ma Shi hugged Dongmen Sheng tightly.
Dongmen Sheng asked, "Is it alright? Am I capable?" Ma Shi replied, "My husband has never been to the tenth time, how could he know that tonight would be so pleasurable? As long as I live, I will stay here. How could I bear to part with my darling! I am thirty years old, and I am still young. I am willing to marry you! I just don't know how old you are? Do you have a wife?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I am also thirty years old this year. It's a deal. I've decided to take you as my wife." Ma Shi laughed and said, "Where are you leaving me?"
Ma Shi, not yet recognizing Dongmen Sheng, said, "If I marry him, I'll allow him to visit me secretly."
"Now I understand to my son that if I can't stay in this situation and have to remarry, then you can come and betroth me, wouldn't that be better?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I am very grateful for your kindness, but I'm afraid you won't recognize me during the day." Jin said, "I will recognize you, but I'm afraid that when you do, you won't be willing to marry me." Ma said, "Why do you say that? After you've cleaned up, I'll take you out and light a lamp for a chat." Jin said, "No need to move, you two can hug each other and sleep, I'll ask A-Xiu to light the lamp."
A-Xiu had just woken up from the sound of the ejaculation and couldn't fall back asleep, so she got up and blew on the fire to light the lamp. Dongmen Sheng kept kissing Ma, and then rubbed his limp penis inside her vagina a couple of times. Jin said, "Do you know how to play a series of moves?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I do, I do." After rubbing for a while, his penis gradually became hard. Ma said, "Sister-in-law, I'm really starving, I can't see any food in my stomach." "But you wouldn't agree to my face. I'll just leave it to my husband now."
Just then, Ah Xiu lit a lamp and shone it on her. Madam Ma saw that it was Dongmen Sheng, and blushed with shame. She could only laugh and say, "I've been tricked by my sister-in-law." Jin said, "What's wrong with that? You only realized it was my husband when you lit the lamp. You two have been talking for so long, and you still can't tell the difference." Madam Ma said, "In happy times, we don't need to do all this!"
Dongmen Sheng said, "You just said you were my wife, so let's not talk about anything else." After a while, Madam Ma said, "You two have tricked me and ruined my reputation! Fine! Fine! I'll let you do whatever you want. I don't know why you had such thoughts." Dongmen Sheng said, "It's because you're beautiful." Madam Ma said, "No, that's not it. Tell me the truth!" Jin said, “Your son came to sleep with me, applied the medicine, and then played with me for a whole day and night, ruining my cunt. I hate him, so I tricked you into coming here, waiting for my husband to return the favor!”
Ma laughed, “Oh! This beast! So he really has such skills, even better than my grandfather. It’s just that I’m exhausted. The Yao family’s wife is waiting for my son to play with her, and the Zhao family’s mother is waiting for the Yao family to play with her. It’s all the same shameful thing, and no one can talk about it.”
At this moment, Dongmen Sheng’s penis had softened a bit, so he pulled it out and dried it. Jin said, “Everyone, go to sleep.” "The three of them slept together under one pillow.
From then on, night after night, Dongmen Sheng
would have his way with Ma Shi for a while, then switch to Jin Shi for a while, enjoying himself immensely. But it was also quite strenuous. Ma Shi was getting aroused and felt resentful that Jin Shi was taking away her pleasure. Jin Shi, seeing that her husband and Ma Shi were in sync, didn't care.
Dongmen Sheng, having his way with these two perverts every day, was getting impatient. He thought to himself, 'After Da Li ejaculated on that cunt, my penis looks small. I'll steal some of her flesh. As for Ah Xiu, I do have a bit of a crush on her, but Da Li has already deflowered her. I both love and hate her, so I'll just have to let it go. Only Xiao Jiao, who came with Ma Shi, is prettier. After all, once Da Li has her, I might as well steal her first and try something new. Wouldn't it be better to throw away the rotten pork and exchange it for some bird's nest soup and shark fin soup?'" "But Madam Ma is very strict. I'm afraid if I get involved with Xiaojiao, it will distract him from his play. What should I do? I have a plan, but I won't wait for Madam Ma to know it."
Now, Xiaojiao was only twelve or thirteen years old, but she had grown quite a bit. She was very alluring, and she had always heard Dongmen Sheng and his mistress making noise all night long. She had also seen Dongmen Sheng often having his penis played with by Jinmin and Madam Ma, like playing a flute. She felt a little itchy herself, and often asked Saihong and Axiu what their husband and wife were doing. She only heard them saying how happy they were, and the two whispered to her. She became even more itchy, but fearing Madam Ma's beating, she dared not approach Dongmen Sheng.
One day... Early in the morning, Dongmen Sheng was still in bed when he needed a chamber pot. Xiao Jiao brought it in from outside, and Dongmen Sheng hugged and kissed her. Xiao Jiao giggled, but Ma Shi, who was chatting with Jin Shi by the window while they were combing their hair, didn't hear it. After they finished combing their hair, the two of them walked out of the room hand in hand. Dongmen Sheng got up to wash his face and asked Xiao Jiao to tug at his sleeve. Dongmen Sheng reached into Xiao Jiao's bosom and felt her vulva. He saw that it was firm and round, and when he squeezed it, Xiao Jiao cried out.
A Xiu quickly came over and asked what was wrong. Dongmen Sheng said, "I stepped on his foot." "And that was it. Jin pulled Ma and Dongmensheng into the small room for breakfast. Ma sat on Dongmensheng's lap, lifted her skirt, and put Dongmensheng's penis inside her vagina before finishing her meal. Ma then opened her vagina and told Dongmensheng to touch her pubic hair. A lot of vaginal fluid flowed out, and when Dongmensheng touched it, his hand was covered in it.
Ma insisted that Dongmensheng eat it, so he reluctantly ate it. They were in high spirits and went back to the room for half a day. Dongmensheng, having taken gecko pills on an empty stomach, couldn't get an erection. Seeing that Ma wouldn't let him have it, Jin pushed him up to eat lunch. Dongmensheng, eager to rest, got up. The three sat together, laughing and drinking. Dongmensheng said, 'We usually drink alone, but today we'll have a good time and get thoroughly drunk.' He then started a drinking game. Jin said, 'Whatever you say.' Ma said, 'Alright.'" Dongmen Sheng drank a cup first, then recited the poem: "
Banana tree, banana tree, with leaves but no flowers, a path strewn with frost, like the Southern Continent, the Great Ming Kingdom, Zhejiang and other places, the Promulgation Office, Hangzhou Prefecture, Qiantang County, lotus flowers by West Lake, under the west corridor of the quiet lane, go straight in, a dark and shiny banana tree, inside, an old monk in a tattered robe.
" Jin said, "I can't say it." Dongmen Sheng said, "I'll let you finish in three breaths." Ma said, "How could I remember so many words?" Dongmen Sheng repeated it several more times. Jin said, "I know it." But she started off wrong, repeating it more than ten times, and was punished with more than ten cups of wine. Ma was wrong by two sentences and was punished with two and a half cups of wine. Jin said, "I also have a good poem, first sing the poem, then say the rapid-fire poem." Dongmen Sheng said, "Go ahead." Jin drank a cup of wine and said: "
The moon shines brightly over the nine provinces, some rejoice while others grieve; some
drink fine wine in high towers; some carry their loads and end up in another state. A cow hangs downstairs,
oil is placed upstairs; the cow dragged the tower downstairs, spilled the oil, crushed the
cow, caught the cowhide to compensate for the tower, the cow oil to compensate for the oil, and the oil seller wept tears
streaming down his face.
" Dongmen Sheng said, "I know that." He recited it in one breath, without missing a single word, finishing his cup of wine. Ma Shi recited it five or six times, but couldn't remember it completely, so she was punished with a full cup of wine, which she had to drink. Ma Shi said, "You two can both play drinking games, do you think I can't say one?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Say whatever you want."
Ma Shi finished half a cup of wine and said: "
One bee is afraid of the wind, one bee is not afraid of the wind. The bee that is afraid of the wind
hides in the cave. The bee that is not afraid of the wind comes out and pulls the bee that is afraid of the wind. The bee
that is afraid of the wind scolds the bee that is not afraid of the wind, 'I am afraid of the wind, so I hide
in the cave. You are not afraid of the wind, so why did you pull me out?
' Dongmen Sheng said, 'Alright! Let me read it.' He was wrong by three or four words and was punished with three or four cups of wine. Jin Shi read it and was wrong by even more words and was punished with five or six cups of wine. Dongmen Sheng thanked Ma Shi for the order and asked Ma Shi to drink a cup of wine. Ma Shi refused repeatedly but had to drink it in large gulps. Ma Shi was not good at drinking, and after drinking so much wine, she became very drunk. Dongmen Sheng said, 'Let's make everyone happy today.' He called, 'Sai Hong, A Xiu, Xiao Jiao, come here! I will reward each of you with three cups of wine.'
Sai Hong and A Xiu had no choice but to drink. Xiao Jiao said, 'I won't drink a drop.'" Determined not to eat, Dongmen Sheng said, "I'll spare you then." He then tried to persuade Jin Shi, who was already drunk and couldn't withstand his earnest persuasion, so she drank three or four more cups of wine.
Jin Shi said, "I'm going to sleep. If I sit here, I'll throw up!" Ma Shi said in a thick voice, "I'm so drunk, and my head hurts so much. I feel like I'm spinning like a millstone." She also lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
Sai Hong and A Xiu, in their dazed state, didn't bother to clean up the dishes and cups, and all of them collapsed on the floor. Xiao Jiao just laughed at the sight. Dongmen Sheng thought to himself, "What a brilliant plan! The whole family is drunk, who are we afraid of!" He grabbed Xiao Jiao, partly because he was drunk, partly because he was incredibly bold, and partly because the effects of the gecko pill hadn't worn off yet. He was determined to ejaculate inside Xiao Jiao's vagina. Xiao Jiao was also a little afraid of the pain, so she pushed and struggled wildly.
Dongmen Sheng said, "Your mistress is drunk, so you'll inevitably have to wait for Master Zhao to do you. My penis is smaller, with a pointed head and a short shaft, so it won't hurt. I'll have it ready beforehand, so you won't have to suffer from that big penis later."
Xiao Jiao tried her best to push him away, but he wouldn't budge. He had no choice but to let Dongmen Sheng carry her to the bed, pull down her pants, and lay her down. Dongmen Sheng wiped some saliva on her vulva and slowly inserted his penis. Xiao Jiao said, "It hurts so much! Slow down!" Dongmen Sheng gently and slowly worked on her for a while, about two hundred times, and then he ejaculated. The two of them fell asleep in each other's arms.
Unexpectedly, Sai Hong woke up, walked into the room, and went to the bedside, punching Xiao Jiao's thigh three or four times. Xiao Jiao, unaware it was Sai Hong, jumped up and cried, "Oh no!" Startled, Dongmen Sheng also scrambled to his feet, asking, "Who is it?" Sai Hong retorted, "Little fox, how dare you do such a thing! If your mistress wakes up, she'll beat you to death!" Xiao Jiao dared not utter a sound.
Dongmen Sheng said, "Enough! Enough! For my sake, let's not say anything more, lest he wakes up and becomes naughty."
He quickly pulled Sai Hong aside, saying, "Let's get in the car." He then pulled down Sai Hong's trousers. Sai Hong, who had been wanting this thing, didn't refuse him. Dongmen Sheng had just been aroused, but couldn't get an erection immediately. Just like before, when he had tried to get an erection outside the study and then inside, he exerted himself, and after a few thrusts, he managed to get it inside her.
Sai Hong laughed, "How can this thing be considered proper?" Dong Mensheng, taking advantage of his slight erection, hurriedly began thrusting. It was quite easy to do. Xiao Jiao, dressed in a skirt and trousers, helped Sai Hong to the bedside. Just as they were getting into it, after about forty or fifty thrusts, Jin Shi suddenly woke up. She sat up abruptly and had already seen Dong Mensheng and Sai Hong's appearance. She scolded, "You wild girl, how dare you!" Dong Mensheng hurriedly dropped Sai Hong. Jin Shi actually got off the bed, grabbed Sai Hong's ear, and slapped her twice hard across the face: "Who gave you permission to be so bold!"
She then scolded Dong Mensheng, "You fool, you can't even handle what's in front of you, and you still want to find wild food." Ma Shi, hearing Jin Shi's scolding, also woke up and turned to ask, "Why?" Jin Shi said, "We were asleep, and they became spirits."
Ma Shi then became suspicious of Xiao Jiao, wondering what the reason was.
Then she asked Ah Xiu, "Was Xiao Jiao playing with her husband?" Ah Xiu replied, "Yes, Xiao Jiao was playing with her husband, and Sai Hong saw it and snatched it away, and then Mother saw it too." Ma Shi was furious and said, "I didn't expect this little slut to be so obsessed with her husband." Without saying another word, she grabbed Xiao Jiao and beat her wildly, breaking many of the ornaments on the oar. Xiao Jiao didn't dare to make a sound. Dong Mensheng secretly laughed and said, "I've had my fun. I've taken them all, so don't hold it against me." Only then did the cursing subside.
Dong Mensheng begged for mercy twice that night. He really risked his life for her before the family could be at peace.
Volume 2 (Part 3)
One day, Jin said to Ma, "You take my husband away every day, and you can do whatever you want with him all the time. How can that be considered a monogamous marriage? You're suspicious of me, and I'm suspicious of you too. I wish Dongmen Sheng could turn into an eagle and have two penises."
Ma said to Dongmen Sheng, "I have a brilliant plan. I'm only three years older than you, and my son is only three years older than you. Now you write a note and send it to my son, telling him to come back quickly. Then I'll become your husband. And you can become my son's wife. We can all live together as a family." "Is that alright?"
Jin said, "I only regret that he poisoned me back then. Do I have to wait for him to do it again?" Ma said, "You don't need to worry about it. You can still be with Dongmen Sheng, but you'll have to marry Dali. If this matter is exposed and we can enjoy it now, but if someone reports it, none of us can continue. My idea is to write a letter and ask Dali to come back and explain as soon as possible. Then we can all be a couple and live our lives together." Dongmen Sheng and Jin both said, "Excellent!"
Dongmen Sheng immediately wrote a letter and sent it over. Dali received the letter, took his leave of the Jin family, and returned to see his mother first. Seeing Dongmen Sheng and Jin Shi again, Da Li asked the reason: "Why did you call me back?" Ma Shi said, "Things have come to this point, I have no choice but to tell you." She then recounted in detail the events surrounding Dongmen Sheng and Jin Shi: "Now I am husband and wife with Yao Guan, and you are husband and wife with Yao Dasao. Let's all live peacefully and harmoniously, without letting anyone know."
Dongmen Sheng and Jin Shi both said it was wonderful, and Da Li, feeling helpless, could only reply, "I will obey my mother's command." Ma Shi said, "You and your wife go to the room to talk." Da Li and Jin Shi went to the room, kissed, and made love for a while. Dongmen Sheng said, "They've gone to do it, let's go to the room and do it too." They also made love for a while.
Dongmen Sheng came out and went to Da Li's room, looked around, and saw the two still making love. Dongmensheng went into the room, pulled down his pants, took out his penis, and shoved it into Dali's anus. Dali said, "You've messed with my mother, and now you're messing with me." Dongmensheng said, "I've done it today, and it's been a while since I've done it." Dali said, "Why not do it again tomorrow?" Dali climbed on top of Jinshi and ejaculated on her vagina, while Dongmensheng climbed on Dali's back and played with his buttocks. Dongmensheng said, "This is called harmony." After they had been doing it for a while, Dongmensheng left.
Dali and Jinshi went back to their room and had lunch. Dongmensheng went to Mashi and said he was going to have a drink at a friend's house. After saying goodbye to Mashi, and seeing the sunset, Dongmensheng went to Jinshi's room. He saw Saihong holding a basin of hot water, which she had placed in the room. Dali was washing Jinshi's vagina, and Jinshi was washing Dali's buttocks. The two of them were clean and dry. Saihong handed them a towel to dry themselves off. Jinshi hurriedly asked Saihong to pour some wine for her to drink a few cups, and she was in high spirits. Sai Hong placed a bowl of seaweed soaked in hot water, along with fresh sea bream, on the zither stand, making a pot of famous local cuisine. Fine liquor was served beside it. When
Jin saw the seaweed, she laughed. Da Li asked, "Why are you laughing?" Jin Min said, "You'll need this seaweed later." Da Li said, "I'm old and frail, I'm sure I can't use it. It's just a leftover peach, how did you manage to understand it so well?"
Jin pointed to the East Gate student and said, "Three years ago, he wasn't home. I was looking through the gate and saw two minor officials with long hair sitting on the ground. Because they were beautiful, like women, I asked them, 'Where are you two minor officials from? Why are you sitting here?' They replied, 'We are from Ningbo, Zhejiang, on our way to the capital.' I said, 'You two...'" "What are you doing in the capital at such a young age?" he asked. "I'm going to the capital to be a singer, to make money with my ass," he replied. He then recounted his family's secret method. "When you shot into my anus the other day, I followed your instructions, and indeed, nothing filthy came out. It was truly wonderful." Upon hearing this, Dali said to Dongmensheng, "If you want to be clean, I'll stuff more in on the stool." Jinshi said, "I laugh at you for not letting me off the hook, so you'll stuff it in yourself too."
There wasn't much seaweed left, so the three of them ate the sea bream meat, drank two or three jugs of wine, took off their clothes, and went to bed. He instructed Saihong not to blow out the bird lamp. Jinshi put a soft pillow under her head, patted her feet, and lay down on her back. Some vaginal fluid came out, and she squeezed Dali's penis and ejaculated inside. Dongmen Sheng clung to Dali's back, urging him to slow down. Jin Shi drooled profusely, wiping her buttocks. Dongmen Sheng thrust his penis straight in, and they began to move. Dali would move, and Dongmen Sheng would move too. After about a hundred movements, Dongmen Sheng calmed himself and said, "Today we're like the West Chamber."
Dali asked, "What?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "Isn't this like the monk Fazong and his disciple having sex?" They teased each other for a while. Dongmen Sheng then asked Jin Shi, "Is it interesting?" Jin Shi said, "Interesting, interesting, but it's a bit heavy." Dongmen Sheng said, "I'm pressing down on you, and my penis is really going in." Jin Shi said, "Our skin and flesh are stuck together, but yours isn't." She told Dali, "Don't blame me." She then pulled Dongmen Sheng close to her head, kissed him, and bit his tongue, refusing to let go.
Dongmen Sheng laughed, "The top is stuck together, but the bottom is still not." Jin said, "I have a brilliant plan, I wonder if my darling would agree?" Dali said, "You two are a couple, why wouldn't I agree!" Jin then said to Dali, "Pull your penis out." She had Dali lie on his back, and Jin straddled him, putting his penis into her vagina. She then had Dongmen Sheng climb onto her back and put his penis into Jin's anus. Jin said, "My dear Yao has never ejaculated on my anus before, today you'll get to taste it."
Dongmen Sheng laughed, "We're looking for Wansha again today." Dali asked, "Why?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "Isn't this the song sung by the King of Wu when he toured Gusu Terrace? Look at all the people surrounding him!" They teased for a while. Then Dali stuck out his finger, put some saliva near Jin's anus to make it slippery, and then inserted Dongmen Sheng's penis. Jin asked, "Is it good or not?" Dongmen Sheng said, "It's good, but it's not big enough to pull it out of the cave." They teased again.
They moved about fifty or sixty times. Dongmen Sheng said, "I'm itching, I'm about to get pregnant." Jin Shi said, "What's the point of being in this mess if you can't conceive? You'll only make things worse. I once saw a story in a spring painting about Empress Wu Zetian and the Zhang brothers passing the imperial examination together. You two are good brothers, so you can follow the Zhang brothers' example and flatter me like an empress dowager." She then told Da Li to pull out half of his penis and put Dongmen Sheng's penis in half of his. Jin Shi said to Da Li, "Make him loosen it halfway so he can come in too. This way, it's convenient for both of you. If you both conceive at the same time, you'll definitely have twin sons, one surnamed Yao and the other Zhao. I'll then become the great-great-grandmother of both families."
Dongmen Sheng and Da Li agreed. Jin slowly and reluctantly put it in, feeling a bit pressured. Jin laughed, "Since I've had a vagina, where have I ever enjoyed both a new husband and an old husband at the same time? Even the Zhang brothers only cherish their official positions. How can I have two real husbands, both of them, going in at the same time? It's truly a strange and unusual thing." The three of them moved around and rubbed against each other again. Dongmen Sheng and Dali were so itchy from rubbing that they were about to ejaculate. They both really jerked. Jin, feeling unbearably itchy, said, "I'm coming." She felt
itchy on her coccyx for a couple of times, and just before she was about to jerk off, she really jerked off. With a "thud," the bones on both sides of Jin's anus parted. Jin said, "Oh no! Both shoulders are wide open." Dongmen Sheng and Dali were ejaculating heavily, so they had to pull out some of their semen. They saw that her vaginal fluid mixed with some fresh blood was coming out. Two streams of semen gushed out, filling the space between the front and back doors, like a pot of burnt porridge spilled over. The three of them slid together, soaking wet. Dongmen Sheng and Dali were also startled, exclaiming, "What color is this? It looks like this!"
They laughed until their bellies almost fell off. Jin Shi held back her tears and could only laugh, saying, "Today I'm just treating it like giving birth to a son. If Mingyue has twin sons, that's fine. If not, you two will both be good sons and call me your dear mother."
Everyone laughed again. Jin Shi said, "Let me rest and heal my wounds." She gently wiped away the semen, and the two of them parted and lay down side by side.
Meanwhile, Ma Shi, seeing that Dongmen Sheng hadn't returned, opened the door to wait for him. Hearing the laughter in her sleep, she called Xiao Jiao to go to the room to check on him. Xiao Jiao looked back and said, "My husband is playing around with Sister-in-law Jin over there!" Upon hearing this, Ma Shi didn't even have time to ask if Da Li was there. She put on a silk skirt and wore only a thin, bare-sleeved spring gauze top, and ran into Da Li's room, cursing, "What are you doing here at this time of year?" She then cursed Jin Shi, "You shameless thing, you have one and you want another."
Jin Shi couldn't stand these words and retorted, "You shameless old man, how can you say such a thing? He's not even your husband, yet you still want to fight over him." Ma Shi then became angry and started crying, cursing, "You little vixen, you wicked wretch, you're always so shameless!" She grabbed Dongmen Sheng and beat him, cursing, "You bastard, you dare to curse me like that!" Dongmen Sheng dared not utter a sound and let Jin Shi beat him.
Ma cried out, "You heartless bastard, letting your old wife scold me?" Dali, afraid of the noise, could only say, "Mother, please stop. My family affairs are never properly settled. If others find out, it will be embarrassing for everyone." Dongmen Sheng said, "You've hit me enough, don't be angry." He pulled her over and tried to persuade her to come inside him. Ma cried again, and Dongmen Sheng, still hard, begged for mercy. But he was not happy.
The next morning, Jin, also feeling embarrassed, came with Dali to beg for forgiveness, saying, "It was your daughter-in-law who offended you, Mother-in-law. Please forgive my beatings and scoldings." Ma finally smiled a little, but some of the neighbors already knew about it and said it was a shameful affair.
Just then, the academy was on a tour in Yangzhou, and two or three academic elites spoke out, saying that Yao Tongxin and Zhao Dali had acted improperly. Dali panicked and discussed the matter with Ma and Jin, and arranged to meet with Dongmen Sheng. Dongmen Sheng and his family fled to Yetui Mountain. They built six or seven small houses there and lived happily together. Ma Shi was already three months pregnant and spent three years with Dongmen Sheng, giving birth to two sons. However, because she never reached the full-month stage, she and Dongmen Sheng engaged in sexual activity every night, eventually succumbing to lust and dying.
Jin Shi, due to her intense sexual activity, suffered uterine atresia and could not conceive again, gradually becoming frail and ill. She constantly sought sexual intercourse with Da Li during the day and night, and at the age of twenty-four, she finally died from consumption due to depleted bone marrow. Sai Hong and A Xiu both married husbands and were sold into prostitution. Only Xiao Jiao, with Ma Shi's son, lived a quiet and peaceful life in the mountains.
Dali dreamt day and night of Jinshi haunting him, and he was terrified. He consulted with Dongmensheng, saying, "Staying here is too peaceful; it would be better to register somewhere else for a science exam." Dongmensheng agreed, and they went to Beijing together. The whole village had already spread the word about them. People said they weren't human, but beasts, and no one paid them any attention.
They had no choice but to return to Yangzhou. Dali then contracted a plague and suddenly died. Dongmensheng wept bitterly, saying, "My good brother is dead, my wife is dead, I'm truly ruined." He had Dali's body cremated, collected the remains, and returned to the mountains.
Dongmensheng saw Xiaojiao, but was filled with sorrow and lost all interest in playing with her. One day at noon, feeling listless, he dozed off on his boat and dreamt of a sow, a male mule, and a female mule running towards him. Dongmen Sheng asked in surprise, "Who are you?"
The sow spoke as if she were a person, saying, "I am Ma Shi." The female mule also said, "I am Jin Shi." The male mule said, "I am Da Li." Dongmen Sheng asked, "Why are you all here?"
The sow said, "The King of Hell blamed me for losing my chastity and then giving birth to a son, so he punished me by turning me into a sow, to make me suffer the pain of childbirth." The female mule said, "The King of Hell blamed me for liking to play around and for liking wild husbands." She added, "Da Li brought me a huge penis, which poisoned a man's wife, so he punished us both by turning us into mules. The female mule really wants to play around, but she can't, and the male mule's penis is too large, so she can never play with the female mule again in this lifetime." The male mule said: "I'm so miserable, so miserable! I can only rush about on the road, and I can never have a happy time, never be happy with my wife. Today, because my mother still misses you, she came to visit me in a dream!"
Dongmen Sheng asked, both surprised and crying, "Will you spare my punishment?" The mule said, "Last month in the underworld, when this case was being investigated, it was said that you were allowing your wife to have an affair, and you were to be punished by becoming a tortoise. I risked my life to argue for you, saying, 'It's all our fault, don't implicate him, and thank him for taking back my remains.' This is a great act of good karma. The judge checked the register, but before he finished reading it, he saw that the matter of taking back the remains was indeed true. Yama said, 'The three of you have all benefited from him, and you still owe him.' Later, after you kill the sow, we two mules will wait until you ride us before we can be considered to have finished our revenge."
A cold wind passed by, and the three beasts had vanished. Dongmen Sheng cried out and woke up, realizing it was all a dream. Sighing bitterly, he said, "The principle of retribution is indeed real. Suffering is suffering, injustice begets injustice, kindness begets kindness; it seems there's no end to this cycle." He secretly returned to his old home, gathered some silver, and went to Jikong Temple. There, he invited several virtuous Zen masters to repent for the sins of the three people. He then chose a handsome young man from a small family and married Xiaojiao off. He even entrusted the two sons born to Ma to them for adoption. He stopped riding mules and gave up eating pork.
One day, Ma and Jin appeared in his dream again, saying, "Thank you for your repentance; our sins have lessened, and we will soon be reborn as humans." Dongmen Sheng was also pleased, thinking, "I still hate how heavy my sins are." He shaved his head, donned a cassock, and went to Jikong Temple to become a new disciple. He was given a two-character Dharma name, Xizhu, and people called him Zhu Zhali.
He spent his days reading scriptures and eating vegetarian food, and in the empty garden of the temple, he was given a small hermitage with three plaques bearing the four large characters: "Modern Rakshasa." These four characters are from Buddhist scriptures, and only those who see them understand their meaning. Dongmen Sheng understood his own mind and saw his true nature; only then did he achieve true enlightenment. Dongmen Sheng often used his own deeds to advise people in the world to learn to be good. Therefore, some well-meaning people followed his advice and wrote a popular short biography. Everyone read it; some laughed at him, some cursed him, and so on.
This is the ending of the short biography. Gu Fanglai said, "Excellent!" Dongmen Sheng ended in repentance; otherwise, how would he be different from those three? Some might say, "Ma Jin and Zhao are indeed beasts, but those who spread this story will inevitably face gossip and slander. What then?" Fang Lai then said, "The story is not fabricated; the person is using it to warn the world and admonish customs, so it must involve sin!" *
West River
Moon* Yao and Zhao, a pair of foolish dicks; Ma Jin, two lewd cunts;
Sai Hong and A Xiu, separated, leaving only Xiao Jiao to the end.
They were ultimately transformed into pigs and mules, proving that karmic retribution is indeed real;
abandoning their families and children, who will bear the bitterness? What is the taste of returning home?
[End of Volume Two]

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