Intoxicated by the Spring Breeze [Author: Jiangzuo Shui'an, Qing Dynasty]

The poem "He Xinlang" only covers the general outline. If it touches upon truly laughable and shameful things—things that truly move a prodigal son, enrage a virtuous man, inspire fools, and admonish the wise—it will further stir the shame and remorse in a literate woman, transforming her licentiousness into dignified conduct. In this world, all people engage in this kind of affair. Even those who are ignorant see only yin and yang, husbands with wives, wives with husbands, all for their own amusement. Men, their breasts throbbing, think of stealing wives all day; women, their breasts throbbing, think of stealing men all night. Men rejoice when accused of adultery, and are enraged when accused of their wives' adultery. Women, on the other hand, find pleasure in being truly promiscuous, and resent being called promiscuous. There is another kind: One woman loves another man; that man's wife, however, loves another woman more than her husband. One man loves another woman; that woman's husband, however, loves another woman more than his wife. And yet another kind: A man steals a woman, and while they are deeply in love, he suddenly sees another woman, less beautiful than the first, so he abandons the first and goes to steal the less beautiful one. A woman steals a man, and while they are deeply in love, she suddenly sees another man, less charming than the first, so she abandons the first and goes to steal the less charming one. Truly incomprehensible and unfathomable. There once was a young master from Tongzhou in the north, talented and handsome. People said he had the appearance of a southerner than a northerner, and should be favored by the southern examinations. He took advantage of the precedent of being a government-subsidized student and became a student at the Southern Imperial Academy, going to Nanjing to serve as an academy student. In the third month of spring, while strolling on Yuhuatai, the young master encountered a stunningly beautiful woman, accompanied only by a pretty maid. He was utterly captivated and followed her back home. The woman seemed to glance back at him; it turned out she lived in a large house outside the South Gate, while her husband was imprisoned at the Imperial Academy in the north. Long-absent, like dry tinder, the maid, acting as a go-between, allowed him to stay the night. The two became inseparable, like husband and wife. The woman's husband, imprisoned in Beijing, had been captured by foreigners and fled through Xifengkou, scattering the entire capital region. The young master's family, including his wife, a beautiful young lady from an official family, fled south. Lost in the process, a heavy snow fell, and a chilling wind swept across the land. Fortunately, the woman's husband saved his life. The young lady mentioned that her husband was imprisoned in the south and requested to be taken to Nanjing to find him, so she hired a boat. Fearing the inconvenience of the journey, they pretended to be husband and wife. Before long, their passion ignited, and they became husband and wife. Upon arriving in Nanjing, they met and then officially became husband and wife. There was also a man named Zhao Jia who was in love with a close friend, Zhou Yi. Zhao Jia, seeing Zhou Yi's beautiful wife, tried every means to seduce him. Little did he know that Zhao Jia's own wife had also fallen for Zhou Yi. She became involved with Zhou Yi on the shore, and later, after Zhou Yi's wife died, Zhao Jia also died, and Zhao Jia's wife remarried Zhou Yi. As the saying goes: "Look at the raindrops on the eaves; every drop is perfectly accurate." Now, during the Wanli era, in Suzhou, outside Loumen, there lived a man named Gu, who had two sons, both studying under a tutor. His eldest daughter was as beautiful as a flower, truly surpassing even Xi Shi (a legendary beauty). Seeing her brothers studying from a young age, she wanted to study too, and thus became quite literate. When reading plays and novels about adultery, she would curse, "Those good-for-nothing harlots, doing such shameless things!" She had only one rule: she always made sure her hair was neatly combed, her sideburns were styled, her feet were bound beautifully, and her clothes were always fresh and new, inside and out. Her father was a corrupt official, from a humble family in the countryside, and unwilling to be extravagant. Despite her persistent efforts, she dressed herself up alluringly even at home, earning praise from thousands and admiration from millions. By chance, a fortune teller from Jiangxi was invited to the family home by the father. When the fortune teller came to the eldest sister's fortune, he exclaimed, "What a fine woman's fate! She will be the wife of a prominent family, wielding power and becoming a wealthy landlady. However, with metal and water in the same palace in her destiny, she is lustful and feigns purity. The seventh palace of her husband palace contains a comet, indicating that her husband will inevitably be lustful. Born in the Gengchen year, in the eighth month, at the You hour. As the Five Stars of Guo Lao said: 'Shen, Zi, Chen, the rooster crows, incestuous relationships arise.' Even her own flesh and blood, don't blame me, will commit shameful acts. Furthermore, Yi combines with Geng, and there are two Yi combined with Geng, four husband stars. Her husband's fate must be strong, otherwise she will suffer the pain of being separated from her husband. The Red Phoenix and Heavenly Joy stars are moving under the sun." "Someone should propose marriage; don't miss the opportunity, or disaster will follow." Gu Wai-lang said, "There's a Zhang family, the third son of a scholar, who's here proposing marriage. I've obtained his birth chart here; please take a look, sir." The fortune teller asked for the birth chart, calculated it carefully, and laughed, "Excellent! Excellent! This young official is two years older than your daughter, born in the year of Ding Chou, and is twenty years old this year, born in the year of Ji You Chou, his destiny is to ride a horse south. His 'Pillow Flower' evil star is in the Wu Palace, but there's also the 'Meteorite' star shining in this palace. His wife's fate is strong, and the evil star is so strong that it can't move him. They'll make a perfect couple; you should give him your blessing! You should give him your blessing!" After calculating the woman's fate, he calculated the fate of the whole family. Gu Wai-lang gave the gentleman some money and saw him out the door. Upon entering the house, he told his wife, "Have the matchmaker agree to the marriage with the Zhang family." At that time, the Provincial Education Commissioner was in Kunshan, and all the students were taking the imperial examinations to enter the Imperial Academy. Gu Wai Lang's eldest son, who had a slight understanding of classical Chinese, spent over three hundred taels of silver to secure a place in the academy because his father needed a scholar to support him. Traditionally, newly appointed scholars would return home to pay respects to their parents and then bow to their siblings. Gu Da, however, was a bookworm in the village and looked down on the scholar. After paying respects to his parents, he arrogantly declared, "I am now a member of the imperial family, and my siblings should all bow to me." The musicians and flag bearers laughed, and Gu Wai Lang gave a shout. Gu Da only bowed twice to his siblings and that was it. Most of the relatives and friends, from the surrounding villages, had offered their congratulations and then sat down to eat and drink. As the saying goes: In the countryside, the most abundant are fat oxen; seeing a blue robe signifies a scholar; if not for the scholar's talent, how could his attire resemble that of a monkey? Now, let's talk about Gu Da. That night, he considered himself a scholar, gesticulating wildly and gesticulating wildly, ignoring the old official passing cups and playing with wine in front of him, drinking until he was completely drunk. Gu Wai Lang, however, had three hundred taels of annoyance in his belly. Seeing Gu Da's unrestrained behavior, he was quite displeased and said to him:
"You've had enough wine, come in!" Gu Da had no choice but to leave and go inside. As he entered, he saw the girl dressed alluringly, and he remembered the fortune teller's words: "Shen Zichen, the rooster crows and commits adultery." Suddenly, drunk, he was overcome with lust and wanted to steal the girl. The girl, Gu Da Jie, originally slept alone in a small room in the back building. Because it was late, she had gone to sleep. Gu Da tiptoed upstairs. As fate would have it, because Gu Da Jie was tired and went to sleep, she had forgotten to lock the door. Gu Da gently pushed it open, and the lamp on the table was already half-lit. Gu Da quietly walked to the bedside and heard soft snoring, as if she was already fast asleep. He then took off his pants, climbed onto the bed, and first touched her vulva. Sister Gu, still half asleep, was suddenly startled awake and asked, "Oh dear, who is it?" Gu Da replied, "Don't shout, sister, it's your brother, the new scholar!" He then burrowed back into the covers. Sister Gu screamed, "Brother, you're raping your sister! You shameless turtle!" Gu Da forced himself on her, prying her legs apart and thrusting his penis wildly into her vagina, refusing to let it in. Sister Gu screamed and yelled, but Gu Da wouldn't let go. Suddenly, he ejaculated, his semen flowing all over her vagina. Seeing that he wouldn't stop and that no one could hear her screams, Sister Gu panicked and slapped his face repeatedly, leaving three or four bloody welts. Only then did Gu Da run off the bed. Gu Wai-lang's wife, overhearing her daughter's cries, went to the back building and found Gu's eldest sister crying and cursing, "That wicked turtle! He's made me feel like I'm covered in pudding! How can I face anyone now?" Her mother approached, learned what had happened, and also cursed, "What a beast! He even tried to rape his own sister!" After a while, she asked her daughter, "Didn't he take your virginity?" Gu's eldest sister replied, "No, I slapped his face until it was smashed, then he ran away. I just don't know how much..." "What is this?" Mother touched her hand and felt the semen, exclaiming, "This is semen!" She then touched her vulva and said, "Indeed, she's never been deflowered. How could you lose it without even going in? Like father, like son, just as useless as his father. There's only one thing: a scholar is different from an ordinary person. Don't tell anyone, lest outsiders find out, it will not only hinder his future, but also prevent anyone from marrying you. You can only hide the bad and praise the good." The next day, Gu Da had to feign illness and dared not get out of bed. His mother scolded him, but didn't tell Gu Wai Lang. There's a saying as proof: You little thief, how did you manage to meet your sister? Born in the same nest, with the same belly, how can you be a match for a phoenix? Blood relatives must unite their lustful roots, if not a pig and a dog, then a horse and a cow. It was thanks to his sister's ignorance that he almost made a fool of himself. After this nagging, his older sister became increasingly wary of him and stopped speaking to him. He, however, harbored resentment towards his sister and often brought children to their house to seduce her, hoping she would do something bad so he could vent his anger. But his heart was as hard as stone; he remained unmoved. He often told his mother, "The fortune teller said I'm prone to extramarital affairs, and that I'm cursed with four husbands. I'm determined to be a chaste woman, like the ancients said, 'A virtuous woman doesn't remarry,' to make my parents proud." His mother said, "My son, this is excellent! I'll urge your father to arrange a marriage as soon as possible, to settle your life's most important matter. I'm afraid the Zhang family will send betrothal gifts this month, and the wedding will be held this year!" Who is this Zhang family? He was a wealthy man in Xinjia Lane, a scholar who had passed the imperial examinations through a special procedure. He had three sons: the eldest had already passed the examinations and become a scholar; the second son was unsuccessful in his studies and made a living by pawning; the third son, Zhang, was the scholar's beloved son, who knew a little about literature. Seeing that his son had failed the preliminary examinations, Zhang paid a donation for him to become a student in the imperial examinations through a special procedure when he was nineteen. However, because his mother had passed away, and his eldest and second sons had long been married, Zhang separated them and they lived separately, while he and his youngest son lived only in their ancestral home in Xinjia Lane. His two older brothers each received ten thousand taels of silver. Zhang, however, had thirty thousand taels of silver left, which he gave to his third beloved son. He hired a tutor, Mr. Yang, to accompany him in his studies, and their daily life was one of extravagance and wealth, truly the richest in Suzhou. Why is it that this wealthy man, at twenty, is still unmarried? Because he's unlucky. He was betrothed to the daughters of the Li family and the Gui family, but both died young. Therefore, he remains a widower. His father found him a suitable match: the daughter of Gu, a scholar with seven or eight parts beauty, and her brother a scholar with several thousand taels of silver. So, a matchmaker's proposal was easy. But Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, was too late for marriage and indulged in all sorts of vices, including adultery and prostitution. He spent money on women from poor families, and seduced countless men. But that wasn't all. There was a Xu family living nearby who traveled to the capital. Whenever the Xu family went to the capital, his wife was only thirty-six or thirty-seven, and he had a younger wife who was only twenty-one or twenty-two. The eldest daughter of the Xu family had a daughter who was fifteen years old. The household consisted of an old servant, a young servant, and two servants, both of whom were married. The younger servant had gone to the capital with his master, leaving only the old servant and his two wives at home. Zhang San, a student, having learned that the men were not at home, began loitering around the Xu family's gate daily, flirting and behaving provocatively. It turned out that the young lady of the Xu family had loved playing football since childhood; if there were neighbors playing football, she would watch them without even eating. One day, Zhang San, a student, brought two football players and deliberately played football on the wide ground in front of the Xu family's gate, showing off his skills. Little did he know that this was exactly what the young lady wanted, and she was completely captivated by him. Zhang San, a student at the Imperial Academy, confident in his good looks and youth, would sneak around during a game of football, lingering near the Xu family's gate, almost touching the young women, but attracting attention. He deliberately flicked his sleeve, a handkerchief landing on one of the women. She smiled and quickly tucked it into her sleeve. Knowing full well his intentions, Zhang San continued playing a few more rounds. The football coach said, "We're hungry, let's go eat." Everyone then tidied up. First, a young woman gave Zhang San a wink, and he, completely flustered, returned the wink two or three times before the coach pulled him back. From then on, Zhang San, the prison student, came every day, gradually getting closer to the main house, kissing and touching her breasts, going to great lengths. On the night of the Double Ninth Festival, the young woman secretly led Zhang San, the prison student, into her room without the wife's knowledge, hiding him on the roof. The young woman and the wife were originally of one mind, but she was afraid that it wouldn't be right if he didn't know; she was also afraid that a young man would take the lead, so she had to keep it a secret for one night and deal with it the next day. She hurriedly ate some late-night porridge with everyone, pretended to have a stomachache, and closed the door. Like a hungry hawk seeing a sparrow, she pounced on Zhang San, the prison student, and began to groan and want to do it. Although Zhang San was still a 20-year-old greenhorn, he wasn't very skilled. As soon as she put her penis in, he cried out in pleasure. After drawing over two hundred lots, who knows how much of the young lady's juices she'd gushed? It was like a long-awaited rain after a drought. The joy was unbearable. It was quite a spectacle. Even if a thousand soldiers came charging in, the two of them wouldn't know. Who would have thought the eldest lady was a clever woman? She'd seen the young lady so flustered, and considering she'd been watching people at the gate every day for the past few days, she was suspicious. She thought, "There must be someone who knows me, who shares my joy, who is truly devoted. They're not hiding it from me; they're enjoying themselves." She went to the young lady's gate to listen, and heard someone talking. After listening for a while, it didn't sound like talking anymore, just some groans. She assumed it was a stomachache. She went back, but because of the thought, she couldn't sleep anymore. She had no choice but to put on her clothes and go out again. The daughter asked: "Where are you going, mother?" The eldest lady said, "You go to sleep by yourself. I'll see if my mother's stomachache is gone." She walked out step by step. At this moment, even the village man is good. There is a song by Huang Ying'er as evidence: I want to knock on the door, but I am afraid that no one will waste my time, and the little deer can't help but beat in my heart. It’s not because it’s too coquettish, it’s just because it’s been a long time. The headache made me feel so anxious and my whole body was so cold that it was so difficult for me to have a good night. Let's say that when the eldest lady walked to the door of the young lady's room and heard voices inside, it was obvious that someone was in the room. She thought for a moment and said, "We are like sisters, unlike other families where there's a distinction between elder and younger. I don't believe he's hiding his pleasure from me. He's been keeping quiet in his empty room for a long time. He must have hooked up with someone else, enjoying himself for one night before telling me. If I were to catch him now, he'd lose interest, and I wouldn't be able to do anything. I'd better just endure tonight and see what he says tomorrow." But the door was tightly guarded, so she figured he couldn't escape and had to return to her room dejectedly. The young lady and Zhang San, the student, didn't stop until four in the morning. The young lady, with a guilty conscience, wouldn't sleep. At dawn, she listened intently and heard the door open. She woke Zhang San and instructed him, "You sleep quietly. There are too many eyes around; you can't go out yet. Wait for my mistress to mediate, then I'll come over." With disheveled hair, she went to the mistress's room. The eldest sister-in-law had already stood up and was standing there blankly. The young woman looked around to make sure no one was watching, then knelt beside her and said, "Sister, I apologize." The eldest sister-in-law laughed, "Congratulations, congratulations! I haven't even warmed your room yet." The young woman said, "We've been flirting for over a month. I told you before, sister, that he's the young man who plays football. Yesterday evening, I don't know how, he sneaked into my room. I was having a stomachache and had just returned to my room when he grabbed me. I didn't inform you first, sister, and we were all having fun. I beg your forgiveness, sister." The eldest sister-in-law helped her up and laughed, "You..." "Haven't you had a stomachache all night?" the young woman asked. "Sister, please don't tease me. Now, let me ask you: if he wants to see you, and if you're willing, you can let him stay here and keep you company for a night or two. If you're upset with him, send him away and don't let him come again." The older woman laughed, "You've had enough. Go look for yourself! Your eyes are all swollen, and you don't even think of flattering me?" The young woman smiled obsequiously, "I understand." She ran to her room and said this, leaving Zhang San, the student, to secretly stay there. After combing her hair, the young woman dressed up beautifully, looking even more radiant than usual. Zhang San tried to take advantage of her again, but the young woman said, "Let me bring the older woman over. She's only in her thirties, and even more alluring than me!""You haven't seen a man in years. Now that you have, flatter him to the best of your ability. Only then can our love last." With that, she left. But the eldest daughter-in-law, long celibate and still extremely aroused from the previous night, was eager to have some fun. Just as she was about to call the old servant to bring porridge to the second daughter-in-law's room, the second daughter-in-law came by. The eldest daughter-in-law said, "I was just thinking you were hungry; I wanted to bring some porridge." The younger daughter-in-law said, "I've already had the old servant buy some wet cakes; the porridge can wait." The eldest daughter-in-law smiled and said, "Cakes with ginseng would be perfect."
The young woman smiled and said, "This young man is quite strong. You'll see once you try him, madam. He wants to see you; I'll go in with you." Without a word, the madam moved swiftly and followed the young woman into the back room. Zhang San, the student, bowed deeply, and the madam returned the bow, her face flushing red. The young woman said, "I'll go and ask someone to buy some fish and meat. Madam, please have a seat." She then left. The eldest lady finally spoke, saying, "Although we are of different ages, we are as close as sisters. Ever since my husband went to the capital every year, my sister and I have stayed in his boudoir, never doing anything improper. This time, he has been gone for far too long. I heard that the silk cannot be sold, and I'm afraid he won't be back for another month or two. Therefore, my sister, who has been celibate for so long, has become acquainted with my husband. Unlike me, a thirty-year-old, she is much more patient." Zhang San, the student, saw her unusually alluring appearance, and since the young lady had instructed him to flatter her, he only responded with a few words and didn't reply. He grabbed her and started touching her vulva. It was wet and hairy, which aroused him. He carried her to the bedside, pulled down her pants, and hurriedly inserted his penis. The eldest lady did not resist and let him do as he pleased. The eldest daughter-in-law said in a coquettish voice, "Sweetheart! If you put your glans on my flower core, I'll be so happy I could die." Zhang San, the student, was still a novice and not yet fully versed. Hearing the words "flower core," he searched inside with his glans. Sure enough, there was something that was neither flesh nor bone, slightly larger than a thumb. He found it and pushed hard, making the flower core gush with lustful fluid. The eldest daughter-in-law cried out, "It's done! It's done!" After an hour, the youngest daughter-in-law came and said softly, "Sister, get up and go outside to check, so the servants don't notice. It's the perfect time for a big ejaculation tonight!" The eldest daughter-in-law then stood up, put on her trousers, and said, "I'll go quickly and serve the meal!" She smiled at Zhang San and went out of the room. The young woman, having listened for so long, grew aroused and again took Zhang San, the student. The two, young and old, became intimate, and the young man stayed for four nights before being released. The father assumed he was staying at the inn, unaware of his son's illicit affair. Mr. Yang, always flattering his student and keeping everything a secret, secretly obtained aphrodisiacs for Zhang San and frequently visited the Xu family to have sex with these two lewd women. The young woman, sensing her daughter's growing interest, then persuaded the eldest wife to take advantage of the virgin, leaving her bloodied and disheveled. This is utterly outrageous! How can one guarantee that one's own wife won't stray and engage in such immoral acts? What will happen next? Stay tuned for the next chapter. The second chapter tells of a passionate night of love and a bitter falling out, a love that has moved countless scholars throughout history. Sima Xiangru, not one to be displeased, wrote a chronicle for Wenjun. The poem laments their white hair, not a casual remark, but a reflection on the changing seasons, the blooming and withering of flowers. How strange that such a passionate man, chasing butterflies and bees for pleasure, hastily sent his beloved away. Swallows and orioles, already flitting behind the curtains, have already captured half a lifetime of longing.

The story of "Willow in the Wind" tells of Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, who was deeply involved with the wives of the Xu family. His daughter, though drunk and deflowered by the wives, was too young to understand the implications. Zhang San, hearing that his father had already engaged in marriage to the Gu family, still coveted the Xu family's daughter, hoping to break off his engagement with the Gu family and remarry into the Xu family—what a fool! This went on for three months. The Xu family master returned from Beijing on the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month. Zhang San, the student, was completely disoriented and went straight there. The Xu family master was somewhat suspicious and was very vigilant. At home, the two students usually took turns every two nights, and this continued even after he returned. On the fifteenth night, it was time for the young lady to rest in her room. The eldest lady had long since instructed the old servant to relay messages. That night, she had the old servant arrange for Zhang San to do "things" in the eldest lady's room. However, because they had taken so long in the previous round, she had fallen asleep and couldn't leave before dawn. When the Xu family master entered the eldest lady's room, she panicked. Taking advantage of her husband's knocking, she hid Zhang San on her daughter's bed and covered him with a blanket. The Xu family master gave some casual instructions and left early to ask for the satin. The lady exclaimed, "Heavens! It's almost done! You rascal! Hurry up and go!" She then asked, "Which one went with the master?" The maid replied, "The old devil." The lady said to Zhang San, the student, "Young servants at home are extremely detestable. Now that you're dressed, I'll check outside and see no one. You hurry to the hall, but don't go straight out the door. Call out loudly, 'Is Xu Fengxuan home?' When the young servant comes out, ask if he's not home, and say, 'A servant from the capital sent a letter, asking your master to bring it home.' When the young servant asks your surname, give him a random, nonsensical one, and then slowly walk out the door. Even if you bump into my master, it won't matter. This method is perfect." Zhang San followed the plan, and it was indeed brilliant. Firstly, it was to avoid giving himself away. He thought he was safe after doing this, and kept coming over more often. The truth became clear. The man surnamed Xu, having learned that he was Zhang Jiansheng's third son, repeatedly pleaded with him, saying, "If your son continues to act so shamelessly and flirtatiously at our humble home, it will certainly be disgraceful. Please don't take offense, sir." Only then did Zhang Jiansheng realize his son had done something disgraceful, and he scolded him severely, even threatening to beat him. In a hurry, the central matchmaker came to Gu's house and said, "We can't wait until February. We must get married in the next few days." Gu Wailing said, "The dowry is not ready. It's really too late. It's not a recommendation." Zhang Jiansheng went to the central matchmaker again and said, "Some people who are not consumptive will get married, and the good feelings of the in-laws can be made up for later. Because the children are getting older, they gradually become a little more concerned about things. The begging parents will complete their beautiful things for their children." Gu Wailing had to agree. The husband's family has chosen the twenty-sixth day, and if the sky and the moon are not aligned, it will be the date of the wedding. Although you are in trouble in Xianchi, there are many auspicious stars, so don't be afraid. Soon after, the Zhang family gave them all kinds of gifts to encourage them to get married. On the twenty-fourth day, the Gu family first laid out the necessary dowry and made preparations for the wedding. But strangely, since September, Sister Gu had become less well-behaved than before. At night, her little cunt would itch. Though she had her own ideas, she muttered to herself, "In this life, if one is not a virtuous woman, one will be a licentious one. One must be neither virtuous nor licentious, lest one fail to build a memorial arch for a chaste woman, and thus not find true pleasure. Who would know?" With this thought alone, she reasoned that her husband had ruined her reputation, and therefore, her unmarried wife had become a bad person. A poem testifies to this: Virtue and licentiousness are not uneven, but the virtuous rarely meet the truly licentious; the young man lusts after other women, and my licentiousness is the cause of my present actions. Meanwhile, Zhang San, a student, heard about the marriage proposal and no longer wanted to go to the Xu family. On the auspicious day of the 26th, the Zhang family held a wedding, unlike the humble families. Fifty or sixty tall lanterns, fifty or sixty torches, three musicians playing wind instruments, and twenty or thirty relatives and friends coming to fetch the bride—a truly impressive sight. Once the bride arrived home, the wedding ceremony and the bridal bridal veil were performed, needless to say. Zhang San, the student, only waited to lift the veil and see the bride's face. Gu Dajie was already beautiful, and with the candlelight illuminating her, and the saying goes, "a person in high spirits on a joyous occasion," she was truly radiant and graceful, seven or eight times more beautiful than the Xu family's mother and her two daughters. Zhang San, upon seeing her, danced with joy, utterly delighted. After the banquet with relatives and friends had ended, the two newlyweds were enjoying themselves in the bridal chamber. The groom instructed the maid to leave, then closed the door and hurriedly embraced the bride. The bride feigned resistance, but loosely and without much force, as the groom carried her to the bed, undressed her, and gently began to kiss her. There's a sign: My lovely darling, we just got into bed, why are you bothering me? I heard you say: You're always busy bothering others, afraid you'll get bored and start bothering me. Tonight you're just pretending to be tender, clinging to me, but if true love develops over time, who will you bother then? Darling, if you go and bother someone else again, I'll bother that person to death too. Now, let's talk about Zhang San, a student, a habitual womanizer. He played with the new bride again and again, until she bled profusely, only stopping when she begged for mercy. Truly blissful love, you greedy, I loving. They did it morning and night, for a whole month, never leaving the room. As the saying goes: a month to see the house. The Gu family came to celebrate the full month. The next day, Zhang, the student, went to the door of the newlyweds' room and called out loudly, "San Guan! You should go to the academy now; Mr. Yang has already arrived." He also called out, "San Niangzi! Tomorrow morning, urge him to go out. After he finishes his studies each day, let him in." San Niangzi agreed to all of this. From then on, although Zhang San, the student, only studied according to the rules, he still behaved quite well. The Xu family stopped going. However, seeing that nothing bad had happened at home, and with business to do in Beijing, the Xu family had no choice but to pack up their satin and take one servant to Beijing. Half a month later, the mother and her two daughters couldn't bear it anymore and repeatedly called for their old servant to come looking for them. This Zhang San, the student, hadn't changed his thieving ways. He discussed with Mr. Yang that he had a lot of work at the academy and needed to stay there for five nights out of the next ten days in order to have a future. Zhang Jiansheng was fooled and stopped coming to check the brothel. Zhang Sanjian then sneaked into the Xu family's house to make a move. The eldest daughter-in-law greeted him, saying, "My dear, I've missed you so much these days! Why haven't you come to visit?" Zhang Sanjian replied, "I've been delayed at the brothel and can't come right now, but I've been thinking of coming all along!" The eldest daughter-in-law said, "Such a beautiful day, how can we waste it?" She then reached out and grasped Zhang Sanjian's penis, which suddenly became erect. She then stepped forward and brought her vagina to meet his, making soft, wet sounds. She was filled with joy, and they were truly enjoying each other's company. Now, the young lady, feeling bored, came to chat with the eldest lady. Hearing their cheerful voices, she was delighted. Looking towards the door, she snorted. The eldest lady quickly got up, went out, and called her in. The young lady said, "Sister, you've had your fun, how could you forget me?" The eldest lady said:
“Sisters are all the same, it doesn’t matter if one comes first or the other.” Saying this, he pushed the young lady towards Zhang San, the Imperial College student. Zhang San said, “We’re all in the same place, so let’s make it more fun together.” Afterwards, the three of them shared a bed and made love. Before they knew it, half a month had passed. Zhang San stayed overnight at the Xu family’s house and did not return to the inn. One day, Zhang San was worried about his work at the inn and asked his servant to go to the inn to call for Zhang San. After the old servant went, there was no news of him. Then, seeing the old servant and the teacher arrive, Zhang Jiansheng asked, "Why isn't the Third Master here? How are things at the school?" The old servant replied, "The Third Master isn't here. The teacher just said he went out again. How could I dare ask what happened? Just ask Master Yang." Zhang Jiansheng shouted, "I won't hit you, you old servant! A schoolteacher, and you act like this! I'm furious!" He went inside to ask the Third Madam, who said, "When we first got married, he treated me very well. Later, the teacher told him to sleep outside, but he came in to sleep a few nights. I don't want to hide it from my father-in-law..." "It's just like clockwork," Zhang Jiansheng said bitterly. "If we hadn't become husband and wife, and if it weren't for Third Sister, I would have beaten him to death." Third Sister advised, "Father-in-law, please make arrangements. When he returns tomorrow, you can teach him a lesson."
Zhang Jiansheng said, "Since your mother-in-law passed away, she instructed me to take good care of this young boy. I love him so much, yet he is so unfilial. That teacher is cheating, worse than a pig or a dog. I'll speak on behalf of the cook, don't take the morning porridge out early this morning, let's see what he says." He left. The next day, Mr. Yang hoped to eat the porridge and then send a message to his student. But by 9:00 AM, there was neither refreshment nor porridge. The servants in the study had all stopped coming. An old maid brought him a basin of water to wash his face, as if she were dead. Knowing it was his master's intention to dismiss him, he had no choice but to pack his books, leave, and run to the Xu family. Not daring to announce it aloud, he stood there for a while before the old servant who often came to deliver messages came out and told him what had happened, instructing him to quickly inform Zhang San. Zhang San, the student, was just getting up to wash and dress, exhausted from the night's work, and this sudden turn of events was quite a shock. The Xu family, mother and her two daughters, were also flustered, fearing that Zhang San would come looking for his son, and hurriedly told him to go home through the back door. They also asked Mr. Yang to go through the back door and talk to the student in the street. Zhang San and Mr. Yang discussed the matter for a long time. Mr. Yang, who was not a good person, advised him to secretly obtain some silver, find a familiar monk's cell in Tiger Hill, and hide there for ten days or half a month until his father's anger subsided. As the old saying goes, "Even a tiger won't eat its cubs." He then asked a relative or friend to send the child in. Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, followed his advice and planned to get thirty or forty taels of silver from the steward at the inn outside the gate as travel expenses. A poem criticizes the teacher's faults: "People must choose a strict teacher, for a teacher who is not strict will mislead the child; he only cares about students seeking long-term instruction, habitually deceiving the blind and tricking the students into practicing rituals. Three meals a day are all exquisite dishes, six festivals are all meticulously prepared; the student is allowed to be laughed at and scolded, and the teacher is happy to be compliant; one should know there are other things to guard against, such as the inferior teacher replacing the less capable one." Now, Zhang San, the student, went to the inn and took thirty taels of silver, which he gave to Mr. Yang. Together they took a small boat to the Iron Buddha's Abode, where they had met at Tiger Hill. They found a secluded room for themselves, but there was no bedding. The monks disliked his masculine air; where could they borrow some? Mr. Yang said, "Let's get a prostitute from Bantang and have her bring bedding. In a couple of days, we can get it from the innkeeper." Zhang San said, "Excellent! Excellent! I'll leave it to you, sir." Mr. Yang was all flattery and sycophancy, disregarding any semblance of refinement. Zhang San, the student, adored his youngest son. After waiting for two or three days without his return, he sent someone to Mr. Yang's house to inquire. Mr. Yang's wife was scolding him, saying, "He hasn't returned for half a month." Overwhelmed with grief and longing, Zhang Jiansheng fell seriously ill and was unable to get out of bed. His eldest and second sons both came to fetch a doctor for treatment. Seeing their father's distress, they could only post a notice all over the streets. The notice read: "Notice from Zhang Residence, Xinjia Lane. My third son, [name], on a certain night of a certain month, ran away from his teacher, [name], and has not been seen since. My father is ill and bedridden with longing for him. If he sees this notice, he should return home immediately. If anyone finds him and takes him in, please persuade him to return quickly. I will reward him with ten taels of silver, and I will not break my promise." You can imagine how ridiculous it must have been for a teacher to receive such a notice from his employer—it was the talk of the town! When Mr. Yang secretly returned home, he also saw the notice. Hoping to embezzle money, he kept it a secret from his students. Within a month, he had already spent seventy or eighty taels of silver on lodging. That day, he ran out of money again and went to the inn to get more. The innkeeper pretended to invite the third young man to dinner, then rushed to inform his father. He then told his two elder brothers to take a small boat and hurried to the inn. When they saw Zhang Sanjian, they complained to him, "Father is sick with worry about you. You've lost your younger brother's wife and haven't come home. How can you be so carefree?" Zhang Sanjian replied, "I'm hiding because I'm afraid Father will beat me." His eldest brother said,
"I won't beat you. Come home with me!" Zhang Sanjian had no choice but to go home with his two elder brothers. Not to mention, Mr. Yang waited for Zhang Sanjian at Tiger Hill all day, but he didn't return. Later, he went to the inn to inquire and learned that his brother had found him and taken him home. He had no choice but to go home himself. Now, Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, came to see his father with his two older brothers. The old Imperial Academy student, Zhang, remained silent, but shed a few tears. Zhang San, the Imperial Academy student, stood there for a long while. The elder brother said, "Go to your room and see your wife." Zhang Sanjian went to the room and saw his wife there, tears streaming down her face. He called out, "Wife, I'm back." His wife said, "We were husband and wife, and you left without a word, treating me like a stranger." Zhang Sanjian said, "It's not that I abandoned you, it's just that I did something improper, and my father wanted to beat me to death. As the saying goes, 'A light beating is acceptable, but a heavy beating is unacceptable.' So I had to hide." His wife said, "What a improper thing you did! What good does a woman who commits adultery do? If you're willing to steal, then steal from others! I asked my brother, and he said that his two sons have recently been seeing Xiaoyun, a young monk from Tianguan Temple. You're so delusional, thinking you're only stealing from one." Zhang Sanjian said, "It's none of your business. For example, if you visit a prostitute, it costs one tael..." "I gave him five coins for the night, and you still want to give me something in lieu of it. They slept with me for nothing, is that a losing proposition?" Third Sister said, "Wasn't I sleeping with you for nothing? After all, it's more fragrant than stealing a man's semen." Zhang San, the student, said, "Your father said, 'The dowry will be repaired in the spring.' Where is it being repaired now! Tie Xiuxie from the countryside has become an official, but he doesn't know anything about the matter. Although my brother is a scholar, he's just an ordinary person." "We shouldn't talk about this at home, but we still have to gossip. There's an old saying: 'One's own writing is good, but other people's beauty is better.' Don't worry about me." Third Sister retorted angrily, "You stole a wife, and you don't want me to care? What if I stole a man too? Would you still not care?" Zhang San, the student, said, "Shame on you! You may have a pretty face, but you're not seductive. I'm afraid no one would like you." Just this one sentence hurt his wife's heart. She yelled, "You stole a wife and then hid for so long. Now you're back and bullying me. I'm going back to my parents' house and won't come back. You say I'm not seductive and no one wants me? Let's see if anyone wants me or not!" The two turned on each other and almost fought. When her elder brothers found out, they came over and advised her, "Brother, you've been gone for so long, no wonder Third Sister is upset." They then advised Third Sister, "Your husband is ill now. It's all because of you, brother. You must be patient, Third Sister. If your husband finds out, he'll only get angrier, wouldn't that be adding insult to injury?" Third Sister said, "My elder brothers are here. They say that although I have a pretty face, I'm not seductive enough, so no one will want me. I'm going back to my parents' home now. Just ask for my daily necessities, and wait for me to come home..." "He became a monk, a vegetarian, and chanted Buddhist scriptures. Let him marry a flirtatious woman to enjoy himself, so he won't go out and steal other women, causing his father-in-law to fall ill from anger." Just as the commotion was starting, the old maidservant ran over and said, "The imperial physician who is examining the pulse has arrived. Gentlemen, go and keep him company." The eldest and second brothers added a few more words of advice, "Third daughter, you mustn't go back. Father is ill and needs patience." The three brothers went straight to the front, and the imperial physician said, "His blood and energy are already depleted, and he has chest tightness. It will be difficult for him to recover." He wrote down the prescription and left. The eldest brother ordered the medicine to be prepared and treated, but unfortunately, there was no improvement. A month later, he died. The Zhang family was busy with funeral arrangements. Not many days later, Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, went back to live at the Iron Buddha at Tiger Hill with Mr. Yang and brought a prostitute to sleep with him again. Zhang San Niangzi was furious. Considering that making a scene now would be disgraceful and damage her family's reputation, she made a snap decision to have an affair. While moving around inside and outside the house, she exchanged glances and flirted with the eldest and second young masters, seducing him. What will happen next? Find out in the next chapter. Chapter Three: The Duckling Doesn't Return, the Wife Resents; Alone in Her Room, She's Moved by Lust. A beautiful woman is often alluring, her heart intoxicated morning and evening. If she sleeps alone, she longs for her lover, sleeping and sleeping. Playing in the water like mandarin ducks, flitting among the flowers like butterflies, they indulge in unrestrained passion. According to the laws of Zhou Gong, men and women must be respectful, yet a woman with such feelings is born, easily, easily, easily. A boat is moored on the shore, but not on the shore; a demon is causing trouble.

The poem "Drunken Flower Shade" has already revealed most of the scandalous affairs of the promiscuous woman. Since the death of Zhang Jiansheng, the three brothers spent their days in the mourning hall, yet they rarely spoke. The eldest and second brothers had originally gotten along well. However, they were resentful because their third brother had received more family property, with rice piled up in three or four different rooms. Naturally, the two older brothers couldn't get along with their younger brother. Furthermore, seeing that their third sister was seducing them, they knew he would inevitably become unfaithful and ruin the family. One after another, the three brothers quarreled, and from then on, they became like enemies, no longer speaking to each other. Zhang Sanjiansheng checked the accounts, cash, and stored rice, finding that they truly couldn't afford to eat or wear more, and became even more unrestrained. Mr. Yang, seeing that his father had passed away, served him diligently during the mourning period. Could it be that the eldest brother and the second brother neglected him? With Japan approaching, Supervisor Zhang San relied on his advice in everything. He would flatter Nellie and help the housekeeper. No matter the size of the family, no one would be happy with him. It's just that seducing students is his first priority. If you don't go whoring or steal your wife, how can you get money by cheating her? When the forty-nine days were up, Supervisor Zhang San went to hire a famous prostitute named Zhen Zhang San. Why do you think it’s called Zhen Zhang San? He had a secret affair with a beautiful young official. They wanted to marry you and I wanted to marry him. They had been dating for half a year. A minor official has his parents to take care of him, and the concubine Zhang San has a fake mother. If you can't achieve success in two times, you will seek death. After discussing it, the official went to buy poison, took a pot of hot wine, put the poison in a big bowl, and poured a full bowl of wine. They argued over who should eat first. Zhang San, the poisoner, drank most of the bowl and collapsed to the ground. The young official quickly swallowed the remaining half and also collapsed. Just then, the foster mother entered the room and saw them. Knowing they had both died from poison, she quickly called the family to help them force-feed the poison. First, they poured the poison into Zhang San's mouth, and he gradually regained consciousness. But when they poured it into the young official's mouth, it was too late. Reader! You might think that the young official died simply because they were too late to be saved? There's another reason: the first half of the poison Zhang San drank was less potent, so he could be saved. The second half of the poison the young official drank was more potent, so he couldn't be saved. The commotion immediately caused a stir among the neighbors, who had no choice but to inform the minor official's parents, who came running in tears until the matter was reported to the county government. The magistrate of Changzhou County, named Deng Yunxiao, was from Dongguan County, Guangdong Province. A scholar who had passed the imperial examinations, he was known for his integrity and sharp intellect. He immediately ordered men to arrest the group and bring them in for questioning. Zhang San, having been revived, cried out upon hearing that the officers had brought him to court, "I gave my mother a lot of money, and she allowed me to marry him, so he wouldn't have died. Now that he's dead, I'd rather die than suffer torture in court!" The officers said, "People from wealthy families who are obsessed with taking poison and cause death deserve no retribution." His stepmother said, "My child, if you ever marry someone else, I will grant you permission to marry him. You must not take your own life." Only then was Zhang San carried to the county court in a sedan chair. At 9:00 AM, the officials were in court. The officers brought in the group of criminals, and Magistrate Deng questioned them one by one. They said they were infatuated with brothels and willingly committed suicide by poisoning themselves. It wasn't the brothel owners who harmed them; prostitutes also take poison but don't die. This was a case of Heaven pitying the prostitute's ambition and hating the heartless son who abandoned his parents; it's not worth dwelling on. The brothel owner should have been severely punished, but the parents failed to discipline their son and were lax in managing the household. Moreover, the brothel owner instructed the son to quickly buy a coffin and prepare a funeral, allowing his parents to either bury or cremate the body. They also offered ten taels of silver for the burial and cremation, which the parents could legally claim. Anyone who caused trouble would be severely punished. He was immediately expelled. Zhang San's reputation as a brothel owner spread far and wide, and everyone came to patronize him. Originally, it was five coins a night; now it was one tael a night. Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, earned thirty taels a month, which he used to pay for services at the Iron Buddha Chamber in Tiger Hill, where he ate cold food every morning and Lantern Festival every night. Mr. Yang, a wealthy merchant, squandered money like water and never returned home. There's a Wu folk song to attest to this: "A beautiful old woman is worthless, but she's poisoned and killed; such a thing is a grievance from five hundred years ago, her soul wasted on gold to embrace green bricks." Meanwhile, Zhang San's wife was at home, not seeing her husband return. For five or six days, she waited day and night, hoping to scold him when he came. After five or six days, she felt distressed. There was a young servant in the study, called Ah Long, who followed Zhang San around. He was fifteen years old and extremely clever. Zhang San's wife asked, "Where is your husband?" Ah Long, being a clever boy, was afraid his wife would be angry. On 1510, the third eunuch was kept in the iron Buddha room and entrusted to Mr. Yang for everything. Therefore, two or three of us followed him and took turns going home. If you have nothing to do, explain everything clearly. Sanniangzi said: "When will you take me to Huqiu, wait for me to have a quarrel with him?" Aaron said: "Sanniangniang is going, wait for me to follow quietly to the Ershan Gate. But Sanniangniang went ashore by herself and asked about the Iron Buddha Room. When entering, don't be afraid of the three phases. Mr. Yang is so noisy. He just yelled at Mr. Sanxiang and asked him to go. "Sanniangzi said, "If you know how to help me, I will do you a lot of good." He danced with joy, urging Third Sister to go early the next morning. Not to mention Third Sister's preparations for going to Tiger Hill. Meanwhile, Mr. Yang, wanting to discuss the students' money, instigated this scoundrel Zhang San to visit the Zhao family graves at Guanyin Mountain. Zhang San, a student, asked Mr. Yang to hire a large pleasure boat and prepare a feast. He also invited several entertainers, and they all disembarked early and headed to Guanyin Mountain. Third Sister, unaware of everything, ate breakfast at home, then had Ah Long call her to disembark on the Dang River boat. She locked the door, instructing her maids and servants who had come with her dowry: "Take good care of things, I'll be back soon." She only took one senior maid named Qiuhua and one junior maid named Wenbi. She left Qimen, crossed the Tongqiao Bridge, and went straight to Tiger Hill. After disembarking at the Second Gate, she asked for directions to the Iron Buddha's Chamber. It was quiet; she heard no voices. After knocking for a while, an old incense burner and a bald young servant came out. Third Sister asked, "Is Master Zhang San inside?" The old incense burner replied, "No one's here. Even the nuns and young masters have gone with Master Zhang San to visit Guanyin Mountain." Third Sister said, "What bad luck!" She had come specifically to avoid him; she shouldn't have said anything. She took two maids and retraced her steps. Before she had gone half an arrow's distance, Ah Long arrived. After explaining the situation, Ah Long said, "Why don't you go up the mountain for a walk, Third Sister?" Third Sister replied, "I've never heard of any respectable women visiting Tiger Hill." Ah Long said, "Who would recognize Zhang Third Sister? It doesn't matter. There's a Wushi Pavilion up the mountain, right by the Fifty-Three Stones, it's quite a sight. He has five masters, called Yunxi, whom I know well. They have good tea and make excellent cakes. Third Sister, go sit there and have some cakes before you go back. You won't get hungry later." Third Sister followed his advice and slowly began to walk up. However, it was September, and there were many tourists. The respectable woman, who had just left home, blushed and couldn't go in or out. After walking for quite a while, she finally arrived at Wushi Pavilion. She complained to Ah Long, "You dragged me up here, and the road is so crowded, it's so boring!" Ah Long said, "It's alright, no one recognizes you." Third Sister gave Ah Long a piece of silver, weighing about four or five coins, and told him to take it to their master to make cakes. A short while later, Yun Xi brought in tea. Third Sister was so embarrassed she had nowhere to hide. Yun Xi bowed, left the tea, and went away. Third Sister said, "There'll be a small path to get off the boat soon." Ah Long said, "Wait until I call the small boat to moor at Xiao Wudang. The lady can get off from the back mountain, then there will be fewer people." Third Sister said, "Go quickly! Go quickly! After you've eaten the cakes, hurry off the boat and go home." Ah Long ran off to call the small boat. The two maids, who had never been out before, found the mountain interesting and ran around mischievously. Third Sister leaned against the window, looking down. She saw a monk walk to the window, lift his clothes, pull down his trousers, and urinate. Seeing no one around, Third Sister suddenly had a thought: she wanted to see another man's penis and compare it to her husband's. She hadn't had this treasure for days, so she was eager to see it. Not seeing it was bad enough, but what she saw shocked her greatly. It was an inch longer and a full girth larger than Zhang San's. The monk rubbed his hands together, finished urinating, and sprinkled his urine. Suddenly, it hardened, like a small club. Third Sister thought to herself, "My husband's the other day was already incredibly interesting. This one, so long and big, I wonder how much more pleasure he'll provide!" Thinking this, her vagina began to leak a lot of vaginal fluid. Soon after, two maids arrived, along with Bing and Ah Long, the boatman. Third Sister hurriedly ate some cakes, then urged the two maids and Ah Long to eat as well. She descended the slope from the pagoda, crossed the small stone bridge of Xiaowudang, disembarked, and went home. Her mind was preoccupied with that long, large thing; she tossed and turned all night, unable to sleep. She got up to urinate, and saw the oil lamp was dimly lit, so she trimmed it. When she tried to go to sleep, the single quilt and lonely pillow were unbearable. She was wearing only her upper garment, not her lower garment. In September, the weather wasn't very cold, so she tied her skirt around her waist and sat under the lamp, thinking about that long, large thing. She was lost in thought, just like when she was waiting for her husband. It was past midnight when she heard knocking on the door, gradually becoming more frequent. Third Sister said, "Surprised, who's knocking on my door at this hour?" She asked, "Who is it?" A voice replied from outside, "It's me!" It was Zhang San, the student. Third Sister was both happy and annoyed, but she had been wanting to have sex for so long, and she was afraid that if she made a fuss, she wouldn't be able to. She could only suppress her anger and open the door herself, saying half annoyed, "Congratulations, what brings you back?" Zhang San, the student, said, "I missed you, so I came back."
Third Sister called to the maid, "Quickly prepare tea; your husband is back." Zhang Sanjian said, "Mr. Yang is outside. Prepare some more wine; Mr. Yang and I will eat and then go to sleep. Cook some porridge for the servants." Seeing Third Sister only wearing a skirt, Zhang Sanjian hugged her tightly and asked, "Why aren't you asleep?" Third Sister replied, "I couldn't sleep alone, so I got up to relieve myself. And here you are, my rascal. Let me go get some things for wine; you go and have some with Mr. Yang. Come in quickly. I'm sure I can sleep now." Zhang Sanjian got up and left. Third Sister went to the outer room and called Zhang Cheng, who had followed her, to ask, "Why has my husband been away for so long? Why did he suddenly return home so late tonight? There must be a reason." Zhang Cheng said in a low voice, "Today, Third Sister went to the Zhao family cemetery with her. Two or three monks from the Iron Buddha Hall invited him to go. Who knew that the middle-aged monk, who seems to have a thing for Third Sister, secretly kissed her behind the coffin pavilion. My husband saw it and was really furious. He sent his wife away and didn't go to the Iron Buddha Hall himself, returning home overnight. It's good that Third Sister pretends not to know and doesn't say anything." Third Sister said, "Of course I won't say anything. My husband is ashamed now." After a while, Zhang San, the student, finished his wine, ordered bedding to be brought out, washed his hands and feet, and went to bed with her. He was originally a frivolous young man, who, annoyed by the drug addict Zhang San, found his own penis amusing. Moreover, the third daughter's face resembled Zhang San's several times in size; she was also several years younger. He then lifted her legs and thrust vigorously. The third daughter, a woman long deprived of sex, was like a starving woman finding food, or a thirsty woman finding nectar. They indulged in pleasure until the fourth watch, and the third daughter forgot that the penis she had seen during the day resembled this one, and was much larger. She groaned and made many suggestive gestures. Zhang San, the student, ejaculated profusely. Little did he know that the third daughter, having been cleansed for two days, conceived a boy after this encounter. The witness is this: This pregnancy was no ordinary occurrence; it was predestined. Had it not been for this night's first virginity, would he have come at all? This night's lovemaking was almost identical to their first marriage. However, Zhang Sanjian was naturally fond of wandering, and after a day or two, he wanted to go out again. The two Xu women, taking advantage of her husband's absence in the capital, came to seduce him once more. Mr. Yang, fearing that Zhang San would go to the Xu family again without any plans of his own, launched into a serious discussion, saying, "The Xu family is the root of your late father's illness; you must not go there again. Besides, stealing a respectable woman will inevitably cause gossip and trouble. I heard that your family has recently taken in a young lady named Hou Shuang; she is very beautiful, has a good capacity for alcohol, and can sing a few songs. Why not find her a place in Tiger Hill and keep her for a month or two? Besides, the October Festival is approaching; I'll accompany you to see it." Upon hearing this, Zhang San, the student, was completely stunned. Entering the room, he said to Third Sister, "I'm going to Tiger Hill to see the October Festival. I'll be back in ten days or half a month. You're the mistress of the house, so you can take care of all the household affairs and my expenses while I'm away. Although I'll be home alone, it will cost more. My family is wealthy, so I don't think it'll be a problem." Third Sister said, "Go ahead, but you must come home often. Don't leave me all month long, making me all alone. I need to go to the brothels too!" Zhang San, the student, smiled. He then took several dozen taels of silver and went to hire the young woman. Little did he know that Shuang was a novice prostitute, very honest. She lived with Zhang San in the east room of Bantang Temple, never leaving his side. She drank when she wanted to drink, and ejaculated when she wanted to ejaculate, always pleasing her client, unlike the cunning and sly Zhang San, the old prostitute. Zhang San loved her like a treasure and never came home again. Third Sister only said she wanted to keep accounts, and instructed Ah Long, who was literate, to write them at home. She actually thought he was handsome and clever, and considered hiring him. Ah Long, however, was too young to understand her intentions. Third Sister slept alone every night, feeling extremely distressed. She often walked to the front gate, watching the people coming and going on the street: tall, short, fat, thin, good, bad, her eyes filled with rage, though they were none of her concern. One day, she saw a handsome young official, dressed strangely and dashingly, and she wished she could swallow him whole. Unable to sleep in the middle of the night, she had just closed her eyes when she saw the minor official jump in through the window. The young woman thought to herself, "It's best not to wake him. Just pretend I'm asleep, don't say a word, don't move, and see what he does." The official climbed onto the bed, embraced her, and cried out, "Sweetheart! I'm here!" Suddenly, he threw back the covers, lifted his legs, and thrust his large penis into her vagina. The young woman was overwhelmed with pleasure, moaning softly, her body covered in cold sweat. Suddenly, she awoke with a start; it was all a dream. A twig bears witness: In my dream, I saw my enemy arrive; in my dream, I embraced him. In my dream, I called him my dear; in my dream, we became lovers; in my dream, we were companions; in my dream, we made love; in my dream, we made love again. When Third Sister woke up, she was all alone and very sad. She sighed a few times, looked at the lamp, and saw that it was still bright. It was early November, and she was wearing a brocade jacket and had tied her skirt up to keep warm. She got out of bed and called for her eldest maid, Qiuhua, who was awake and responded immediately. Third Sister asked, "Why can't you sleep either?" Qiu Hua smiled and said, "Your Highness can't sleep, and I don't know why, but I can't sleep either." Third Sister said, "This girl is strange! I really miss my husband, but who are you thinking about?" Qiu Hua said, "Your Highness misses your husband, but your husband doesn't miss you. I am Your Highness's trusted maid, why don't I move around a bit? Why just sit here like this, all alone?" Third Sister laughed and said, "This girl is talking nonsense. In this secluded courtyard, who can I get to move around with?" Qiu Hua said, "If Your Highness wants to move around, there's Ah Long sleeping in the back room!" Third Sister said, "This young man is quite handsome..." "Good, and well-behaved, but he's too young. I really didn't know anything about him." Qiu Hua said, "Didn't know? He hugged me three or four times, and only ran away after I scolded him." Third Sister said, "In that case, you should quietly open the door and go out, then call him in, saying, 'I'm afraid the Empress will hear, so I'll go ahead and wait for you on the bench outside.' When you come in, I'll lie on the bench outside, and he'll think it's you, and he'll definitely be bold enough to do something. If it works out, we can discuss it further; if it doesn't, you'll just have to accept it." Qiu Hua had long harbored feelings for A Long, and upon hearing this, she smiled and opened the door to go out. When she reached the inner room, she found A Long getting up to relieve himself. It was around the seventh or eighth of the month, with a faint moonlight. He asked, "Who is it?" Qiu Hua replied, "It's me!" A Long asked what he wanted, and Qiu Hua told him everything the Third Sister had said. She added, "Just follow the plan, and after you've done it, see what the Lady thinks. Don't tell her I told you." A Long wanted to test himself with Qiu Hua first, but she said, "You thief, are you afraid there won't be a day?" Although A Long was young, he had been to Zhang Sanjian's back garden before and knew a thing or two. He hugged Qiu Hua and kissed her, then touched her vulva. Before they could finish, the Third Sister was already waiting anxiously on the bench in the outer room. She thought, "Why isn't he coming? Could it be that A Long is too afraid to come in and is just doing it in the inner room? I doubt this girl would dare!" Just then, Qiu Hua ran in and went into the inner room. Third Sister immediately lay down, and then Ah Long swaggered over to the bench, feeling that it was a woman, and touched her vulva. Without thinking twice, he thrust his penis straight in. Because Third Sister was several months pregnant, her vulva was bulging in the middle. Ah Long ejaculated directly onto her clitoris. Third Sister felt very satisfied, moaning and groaning. After several more days of this, Ah Long ejaculated. Third Sister had a slight affection for him, so she called out, "Ah Long, do you know it's me?" Ah Long wasn't surprised and simply replied, "Sister Qiu sent me." Third Sister asked, "Did she say I called you?" Ah Long said, "No. But when I got close, I smelled a fragrance; not the stench of oil and smoke, so I knew it was Your Highness." Third Sister laughed, "This little servant, so good at talking. Now that you clearly know, come sleep in my bed." Ah Long followed Third Sister and boldly got into bed to make love. Third Sister instructed Qiu Hua, "Close the door. Tomorrow morning, when he leaves, I'll reward you with a set of clothes." Qiu Hua went off on her own, and the two of them made love intimately. From then on, Ah Long came into the room every night, and Qiu Hua was also taken by him. What happened next? Let's find out in the next chapter. Chapter Four: She lavishly entertains guests, her nights filled with joy; she breaks a jade disc to welcome her lover, her happiness boundless. Love is born and dies, like the changing seasons, flowers fall and water flows. Flowers drift away, the water knows no sorrow, mistaking them for the season of perpetual bloom. A lover's delight is etched in her heart, a lover's sorrow fades, her brow furrows. She is constantly seeking pleasure, her days filled with endless drinking, her illness turning into another bout of intoxication.

"Moon over the Xijiang River" tells the story of Zhang Sanjian, who was coaxed by a young prostitute and helped by Mr. Yang, so he simply married a married couple and spent all day traveling in the mountains and enjoying the scenery. Thanks to the wealth of furniture, it is not very scattered. It's a pity that the third wife is missing. She is a boring scoundrel, but Aaron is the one who can take advantage of her. Time flies like an arrow, half a year has passed before I know it. The third lady wanted to try something new, but she was still a little shy. Occasionally one day, while chatting with Aaron, he said: "Zhang Cheng in my family is a little aware of Aaron's affairs and his words are strange. I will definitely find an accident to send him away. But you are seventeen years old this year, and you are gradually feeling that it is a bit indecent to go in and out of the house. If you are determined to help me wholeheartedly, I've been looking for a handsome man, and I've secretly stolen him twice. I'll make Qiu Hua your wife. I'll tell my husband that I don't need Zhang Cheng to take care of the accounts of the hotel, okay?" Aaron said, "I owe you the Queen's good intentions, but I have a wife, and the Queen has people to deal with. "I still want to play with the Empress." Third Lady said, "My husband is only home for one or two nights a month. You've been so kind to me, how could I possibly lose you?" Ah Long said, "The Empress ordered that someone be found, and only those who meet the Empress's approval can be brought in. There's just one problem: Zhang Jun and Zhang En have no authority, and their wives are both good, so they dare not disobey the mistress. Zhang Cheng, relying on being the accountant, wants to investigate thoroughly, which is not a safe bet." Third Lady said, "Now that my husband is back, I have a plan. Send them away first, and it will be fine." Indeed: it's easy to dodge a spear in the open, but hard to guard against a hidden arrow. Now, Zhang Cheng was a clever man. His wife, Wang, was quite beautiful, and both the old and third students of the Imperial Academy were skilled with him. Therefore, they entrusted Zhang Cheng with managing all the accounts. Zhang Cheng, relying on his relationship with the master of the house, naturally also used his husband's connections to commit some evil deeds. He once said, "The Third Mistress doesn't seem like someone who's alone in her room; after all, she's been taken advantage of by that little servant, A-Long." Zhang Cheng said, "A-Long's inner clothes are brand new, made of silk and satin. Where did they come from? I've long suspected this. This concerns my husband's reputation, so I can't make a fuss. I'm just a little angry. How can you devise a way so that I can also take advantage of her and swindle some money from the Mistress?" Wang Shi said, "That's not difficult. I always sleep in the inner room of the Mistress's room from the inside; it's never closed. It's the easiest way to get in. The outer room..." "Keep the short windows closed every day. These short windows lead to the west wing behind the main hall. This afternoon, I will quietly open two of the windows. Tonight, you will quietly open the two short windows, sneak in, and get to the bedside. If the Lady and Ah Long are asleep, just pretend to grab her head; they won't resist. If you don't see Ah Long, don't do anything rash. If the Lady is awake, kneel down and beg; if she is asleep, just move her body. Once that's done, she won't be angry." Zhang Cheng was overjoyed and followed the plan. Meanwhile, the Third Lady wanted to get rid of the troublesome Zhang Cheng. That afternoon, she instructed Ah Long: "Go quickly to Bantang and ask the Master to come back temporarily. You should go now. The Third Lady has important matters to discuss!" Zhang San, the Imperial Academy student, was entertaining guests when a pleasure boat was moored in front of Bantang Temple, so he left Ah Long there to attend to his business and prevented him from returning home. Third Sister was used to this and didn't care anymore, even closing the door to go to sleep. Around midnight, Zhang Cheng, emboldened, quietly opened the small window and slipped inside. The inner room door was indeed ajar. He gently pushed it open halfway and squeezed in. The lamp on the table was half-lit, but he didn't blow it out. He tiptoed to the bedside. Third Sister was fast asleep. Following his wife Wang's instructions, he took off his clothes and slipped under the covers. He lifted Third Sister's legs, his hard member erect, and thrust inside. Third Sister woke up from her pleasurable dream, half-awake, still thinking of Ah Long. After half an hour, moaning and groaning, she felt that the thing inside her was half an inch longer and a full circumference larger than Ah Long's, incredibly hard. Only then did she realize it wasn't Ah Long. She hurriedly asked, "Who are you? How dare you be so insolent!" The man replied, "Your Highness, it is I, Zhang Cheng, here to serve Your Highness." Third Sister cried out, "You servant! This is outrageous! Qiu Hua, Wen Bi, get up quickly!" Qiu Hua answered first, "Coming!" Zhang Cheng panicked and slipped out through the short window as before. Third Sister lit the dim lamp, shouting and making a ruckus. Seeing that the two panes of the short window were open, she realized he had entered from there. But she didn't know how the window latch had been opened. Third Sister told Qiu Hua to open the door and go out to call for help. Qiu Hua said, "Your Highness, you mustn't open the door. He knows the crime is serious. In the dead of night, with swords taunting him, how can we deal with him? It's better to wait until dawn when the whole family is up so we can reason with him." Third Sister said, "Your Highness is quite insightful. If Ah Long doesn't return today, my husband will surely keep him here and come early in the morning." Qiu Hua said, "Your Highness is absolutely right." Everyone sat down and chatted. Third Sister said, "This servant is better than Ah Long, but Ah Long is his confidant. Since my husband frequents brothels, I'll frequent them too. Let him find a few good ones and spend some time with them; it won't be a wasted life. The head servant will get jealous and nitpick, and he'll keep me all to himself. I'll take this opportunity to have my husband chase him away." After talking for a while, the rooster crowed three times, and it was broad daylight. The whole family got up, and only then did Qiu Hua open the door. Then Zhang Cheng's wife, Wang, entered the room and knelt on the ground, pleading, "We, the prison guards, were drunk and offended Your Highness. We deserve to die! Please forgive us. If this gets out, it will be embarrassing for Your Highness." The Third Lady said, "Your servant has been extremely presumptuous! You always serve me with utmost care! When you return, just say you were drunk and offended me, and send you away." Reader, why did she forgive him? She was a woman prone to infidelity, naturally having feelings for everyone regardless of status. Last night's encounter was quite enjoyable; could her heart be as hard as stone? If it weren't for Zhang Cheng's presence, she wouldn't have brought it up. Wang kowtowed, thanked her, and left. Sure enough, in the afternoon, Zhang San, the student, returned. Third Sister said, "Zhang Cheng, you scoundrel, went into the bedroom drunk, hoping to commit adultery. I yelled at him, and he ran away. You're often not home, so this man is unusable." Zhang San, the student, immediately summoned Zhang Cheng and scolded him, "You scoundrel! Going into the bedroom drunk, what crime have you committed?" Knowing his mistress had shown leniency, Zhang Cheng said, "I was actually drunk and knew nothing." Zhang San said, "So drunk, how could you not neglect your duties? You deserve a beating." He was given ten strokes of the cane and immediately expelled, forced to settle his accounts. Because of the accounts, Zhang San couldn't leave and ended up spending time with Third Sister at home. Little did anyone know that Third Sister's penis had already tasted another new cunt last night. There's evidence: last night she did some filthy deeds, and tonight her husband entered her room again, pressing his hard penis against her vulva, regardless of size or length. Who knew this slut was already entangled in a web of adultery? The next day, Zhang San, following Third Sister's instructions, handed over all the accounts from the various rooms to A Long to collect. Zhang Cheng and his wife, only wanting a moment of pleasure, were both expelled. Zhang San, as usual, went out to play, and again, heeding Mr. Yang's advice, made preparations to go to Nanjing to serve his sentence. He went to the old brothel for another round of pleasure. Third Sister wanted to match Qiu Hua with A Long; who in the family wasn't afraid of him? Who wouldn't flatter him? Ah Long was grateful for his promotion and went out of his way to find three or four beautiful young women to stay in his room. He was delighted with each one, and they only lasted two or three nights together. From then on, his face aged and his courage grew. However, after ten months, he needed to raise his child and temporarily stopped seeking other women. It was eleven months before he had a full-armed son. On that very day, his father, Gu Wai Lang, died. As a new mother, she could not go, so she instructed Zhang Jun to go to Bantang and report: "The joy of the arrival of your young master and the loss of your father, Gu Laofu, require you to return for two or three days." These were both important matters, not something to be taken lightly. The news of both joy and sorrow arrived in Bantang. Mr. Yang was about to persuade him to go to Nanjing when he said to Zhang San, the student, "Next year is the year of the Ji-You imperial examination. You should go and sit in the examination hall this year. Even if you have no learning, you can still get the title of an examinee and deceive the world. There are two sisters in the old brothels and the Pearl Market in Nanjing who are truly charming and beautiful. If you go and have a go, I'm afraid the girls in Suzhou won't even have a place to stand, let alone a seat. Take advantage of these two important events, give some gifts, and send Lao Shuang back home!" Zhang San, the student, did as he was told, sent Hou Shuang home, and went into the city with Mr. Yang. When San Niangzi saw her husband arrive, she was very happy and asked to see her newborn son. Zhang San, the student, instructed, "I've hired a wet nurse to save you the trouble." He added, "Mr. Yang is away; please take some wine and porridge with you. I'll come back after visiting my father-in-law's family for the funeral." He then left. Mr. Yang sent word in, "I advised my husband to send the young lady away; she's at home now. She'll leave after the seven-day mourning period!" The young lady smiled at Qiu Hua and said, "I can't do it now. If she leaves after the seven-day mourning period, will my husband still be able to enjoy himself?" Qiu Hua laughed, "Does Your Highness fear there won't be anyone to enjoy yourself? Does Your Highness insist on your husband's pleasure?" They joked for a while. Zhang San returned and remained at the inn. After drinking some wine and eating some porridge with Mr. Yang, he entered the room and said to Third Sister, "Now that you're in labor, you can't manage. Are you going to leave me to sleep alone?" Third Sister replied, "It's up to you! Qiu Hua is quite alluring; I'm thinking of marrying her off to A Long. I've been arranging this for you these past few days, so why not take advantage of her tonight?" Zhang Sanjian said, "I'm afraid she's not a virgin anymore!" Third Sister said, "She's been with me day and night; she's still a virgin!" Zhang Sanjian, being extremely lustful, took her. Qiu Hua had been with A Long before, but not many times, and wasn't very promiscuous. Therefore, Zhang Sanjian didn't take her seriously, treating her just like his maid. Three days later, Zhang Sanjian said, "This Qiuhua is quite comfortable." He went to his third wife's bed again, repaired the broken stove, and then planned to collect five hundred taels of silver to go to Nanjing to serve his sentence. His third wife kept him, saying, "Stay at your father-in-law's house for a few days, and then come with me to the altar for the funeral. Only then will you be allowed to go to Nanjing." Zhang Sanjian complied and stayed at his father-in-law's house until the funeral was over. Then he went back with his third wife to perform the ceremony, and Zhang Sanjian returned home. His third wife only kept the newly hired wet nurse, Zhu, with her, and sent Qiuhua back to serve her master. Little did she know that Zhang Sanjian had also taken care of the little maid, Wenbi.The girl was young and still a virgin, and she was in great pain, leaving a trail of blood. Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, had some affection for her, which eased his mind about going to Nanjing. The young woman lived with her parents, working as a wet nurse, which provided her with opportunities to seduce two or three men. This wet nurse, Zhu, originally came from a weaving workshop; it was a semi-private establishment, and she was adept at providing for them. As long as she flattered the mistress of the house and received money as a reward, she would do it without hesitation. She stayed for half a month until the funeral was over. Only then did the young woman bid farewell to her brothers and return to her husband's home. When Zhang Sanjian mentioned Wenbi, the Third Madam, who hadn't taken it to heart, feigned a change in expression and said, "You've already defiled both of my maids, but I haven't taken any of your concubines. Quickly buy me two pretty concubines." Zhang Sanjian said, "No! No!" The Third Madam said, "Only the magistrate is allowed to set fires, but the common people are forbidden to light lamps. Do you think I'm not cheating on anyone?" Zhang Sanjian immediately retorted, "Nonsense!" Everyone fell silent. Three or four days later, Zhang Sanjian packed his bags and had Zhang Jun and Zhang En accompany him. He set off for Nanjing with Mr. Yang, instructing A Long to be diligent in keeping accounts and taking care of the household. Then she said to Third Sister, "Since you want to marry Qiuhua to him, quickly choose an auspicious day and finalize it!" Third Sister, being a virtuous and kind person, gave two taels of silver as a gift to Mr. Yang. She then sent a maid to tell him, "My husband has finished his studies at the prison and asks Mr. Yang to send him home quickly." Mr. Yang agreed and added, "Please thank Your Highness for me." From then on, after Zhang San left the prison, Third Sister was like a horse without a saddle, free to run around as she pleased. Her brothers knew a little about it, but because she was always given things, they pretended not to know. Today it was Zhang Lang, tomorrow it was Li You; if they were having a good time, they would keep them for a few more nights, and they would give them ten or half a catty of silver. If they were pretty girls, they would also give them generous gifts. With Zhu Naimu and A Long acting as prostitutes, San Niangzi never slept alone again. A song, "Jade Branches Intertwined," testifies to this: "A woman's heart is restless, fearing an empty room; she needs company. The water clock has just stopped, and many feasts are held, relying on her charms to commit adultery. The general stormed in, and she followed him into the pass; who says it's as dangerous as the mountain fortress? Alas, her beautiful figure is like a withered flower and a waning moon, left for the madman to gaze upon long and short." Now, San Niangzi's philandering wasn't just about sex; it seemed she was after many. Hearing that there was an interesting man named Guan in Shantang, she had A Long send four taels of silver to hire him. Countless men came and went; compared to a brothel, she was only a little less expensive than a hostess. Fortunately, some of the neighbors were unaware, and they all secretly plotted to catch her in the act. But then he laughed and said, "If it were just one or two, we could catch them. Their master has been gone for two months; there must have been a hundred or so coming and going day and night. Which one have we caught so far?" There was a man surnamed Wang, the third in his family, called Sao Wang San, who was over forty years old. He was cunning and extremely lecherous. He was considered a well-known and influential figure in the area. He said to the crowd, "We don't need to catch them in the act. We just need to gather about ten neighbors, go to their house, ask them for wine and money, and wait until they become too arrogant and ignore us before we deal with them." Having gathered everyone, the next day they went to Zhang's house and loudly proclaimed, "We, the neighbors, have something important to say to Third Sister." That day, Ah Long went to get some money from his inn, and the wet nurse came out and asked, "What is it?" Wang San replied, "We all know about Third Sister's scandalous affairs, and we all want to catch her in the act. But such a woman is unwilling to do such a cruel thing. Now we need to plan carefully and appease us so as not to make a fool of ourselves." The wet nurse said, "The lady is fine. Whatever you all do, my family is not afraid." The crowd then began to shout in unison. Third Sister had already heard everything from the back of the hall. She called Qiuhua to follow her and came out, saying to the crowd, "Please sit down, everyone. Let's talk this out. This wet nurse hasn't been here for a year; she doesn't know how to speak properly. Don't take it to heart." Wang San bowed deeply, and the others returned the bow. Wang San said, "Third Sister is truly reasonable. We wouldn't dare interfere in the Empress's affairs. We're just a little envious, unwilling to let a lady like Sai Xishi be enjoyed by others. We are all men, yet we've missed out on this opportunity." Yu smiled and said, "What do you want now?" Wang San said, "My surname is Wang, and my name is Sao Wang San. None of my brothers are not sao, and I know that Third Madam is not one to cling to a long-term relationship. I only ask that Third Madam treat each of us to one night and give us a tael of silver for a folded mat. We will do whatever the lady wants and will not stop her. If anyone acts recklessly, I, Wang San, will back them up. I guarantee that even if the lady eats Cold Food Festival in the morning and Lantern Festival in the evening, and Third Master returns, we will not inform her at all." Qiu Hua laughed and said, "Wanting to sleep and wanting money, this is..." "It's a lose-lose situation." Third Sister said, "This girl doesn't know how to speak. I only occasionally seek pleasure because my husband is often away from home. Do you expect me to pay for prostitution? But too many people will cause trouble, and there will be arguments later, which wouldn't be good. Wang Sanguan, write me a guarantee, and I'll comply." Wang San said, "Sure! Sure! I've written the guarantee and brought it in. But when?" Third Sister said, "You must also agree that there can be no second night. If I like someone else, that's fine. And no jealousy or resentment." Wang San... Everyone agreed, "Of course!" Third Sister said, "Tomorrow morning, Wang Sanguan will write down the guarantee and the amount of silver on it. There are nine people in total, and their names are written on it. I will give Wang Sanguan nine taels of silver to distribute to everyone. The date of arrival cannot be forced. Everyone must come to make an appointment within two months; I will not break my promise. If any are older and unwilling to have fun, or are afraid to stay overnight, I will give them another tael of silver." At that moment, Old Zhang and Old Ma, who did not want to stay overnight, explained the situation and left together. The wet nurse said, "How can Third Mistress allow him to do whatever he wants, regardless of right or wrong?" Third Mistress replied, "The neighbors are extremely important. How can I enjoy myself if I don't settle him down?" The wet nurse said, "Your Highness is right. But there's one thing, how can I bear that coarse cloth?" Third Mistress said, "I'll just have to let him do it, even if it means tilting my head and closing my eyes." The next day, the three lecherous men brought in a guarantee, but Ah Long was still in the inn and hadn't returned. The following night, a young man arrived very early again. When Third Mistress saw him, she suddenly felt aroused and beckoned him in. She removed only her lower garments and began to do it on the edge of the bed. After a short time, Wang San was relieved. He said: "Sanniang Niang's pussy is one of ten thousand. I don't know the soul, so it's easy to finish the job. I also want the empress to give me a big donation." Sanniangzi said: "You don't need to say it. There are just neighbors who are greedy for money, so why don't you give them an extra tael of silver each. The dirty ones can be saved. Please take care of me." Wang San said: "There are two little brothers, one is Chen Liu and the other is Zhao San. They are not greedy for money. The other six are just two of them. I will take care of him." From then on, the only one in the family was the little girl Wen Bi, who didn't care about him and didn't care about him. All of them are helping the third lady. The neighbors shot each other in the pussy, and the one who got the money got the money. It was a draw without any hindrance. The comings and goings were like a bucket swinging up and down on Tiger Hill, quite a spectacle. A few days later, nearing the twelfth lunar month, Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, sent Zhang Jun home with another five hundred taels of silver. The letter said, "The Chancellor of the Imperial Academy is not being allowed to return; he's spending the New Year in Nanjing. If the family isn't enough, you can find another couple, or some young girls; you can choose, no price restrictions." This was all a pretext for his own extravagant spending at the brothel. Leaving him alone at home during the New Year was unsettling; he'd let him go halfway, but who knew that Third Sister would be so brazen? During their conversation, Third Sister asked if Zhang San had any concubines in the brothel. Zhang Jun said, "I've leased a young lady from the Gu family on Old Courtyard Street, named Gu Jie, for thirty taels a month. My husband left someone to watch over a monk's quarters on Jiming Mountain, so we can go there and eat there for free, which is cheaper than in Suzhou. However, I've had several sets of clothes made and bought a couple of gold and jade hairpins, costing twenty or thirty taels of silver. I'm afraid it will cost even more for the New Year." Third Sister, worried that Zhang Jun might be at home, had instructed her wife not to tell him. Feeling somewhat annoyed, she hurriedly urged A Long to gather five hundred taels of silver and send him off to Nanjing. At that time, embroidered skirts were fashionable in Suzhou, and Third Sister liked to wear a white-butterfly-embroidered jacket, hence the nickname "Hundred Flowers Zhang Third Sister." Sometimes he would bring his wet nurse and maids to stay at Tiger Hill for a few days, and sometimes he would hire a large boat for sightseeing and stay on the boat for a few nights. Regardless of whether they were strangers or laypeople, if they liked someone, he would call them over to enjoy their company.As long as he had things to offer her daily, she would simply pretend not to know. Today it was Zhang Lang, tomorrow it was Li You; if she was having a good time, she'd keep her for a few more nights, and she'd be willing to give her ten or half a catty of silver. If she was pretty, she'd meet with her and be willing to give her generous gifts. With Granny Zhu and Ah Long acting as prostitutes, Third Sister never slept alone again. There's a song, "Jade Branches Intertwined," as proof: "A woman's heart is restless, afraid of empty rooms, needing company in her leisure. The water clock has just stopped, and there are many feasts, relying on her charm to commit adultery. The general stormed in, and she followed him into the pass; who says it's as dangerous as the Panshan Inn? Alas, her beautiful figure is like a withered flower and a waning moon, letting the madman look at her from all angles." Now, Third Sister's philandering wasn't just about sex; it seemed she was after many. Hearing that there was an interesting man surnamed Guan in Shantang, Ah Long sent four taels of silver to hire him. Countless women came and went, only slightly less expensive than a brothel, except for the cost of providing hospitality and lodging. Fortunately, some of the neighbors were unaware, and they began to plot in twos and threes to catch them in the act. They laughed, saying, "If it were just one or two, we could catch them. But their master has been gone for two months; I'm afraid a hundred women have come and gone day and night. Have we caught any yet?" There was a man surnamed Wang, the third son, nicknamed "Sao Wang San," over forty years old, cunning and extremely lustful. He was considered a well-known and influential bachelor in the area. He said to the crowd, "We don't need to catch them in the act. We just need to gather about ten neighbors, go to their house, ask them for wine and money, and wait until they become too arrogant and ignore us before we deal with them." Having gathered everyone, the next day they went to Zhang's house and loudly proclaimed, "We, the neighbors, have something important to say to Third Sister." That day, Ah Long went to get some money from his inn, and the wet nurse came out and asked, "What is it?" Wang San replied, "We all know about Third Sister's scandalous affairs, and we all want to catch her in the act. But such a woman is unwilling to do such a cruel thing. Now we need to plan carefully and appease us so as not to make a fool of ourselves." The wet nurse said, "The lady is fine. Whatever you all do, my family is not afraid." The crowd then began to shout in unison. Third Sister had already heard everything from the back of the hall. She called Qiuhua to follow her and came out, saying to the crowd, "Please sit down, everyone. Let's talk this out. This wet nurse hasn't been here for a year; she doesn't know how to speak properly. Don't take it to heart." Wang San bowed deeply, and the others returned the bow. Wang San said, "Third Sister is truly reasonable. We wouldn't dare interfere in the Empress's affairs. We're just a little envious, unwilling to let a lady like Sai Xishi be enjoyed by others. We are all men, yet we've missed out on this opportunity." Yu smiled and said, "What do you want now?" Wang San said, "My surname is Wang, and my name is Sao Wang San. None of my brothers are not sao, and I know that Third Madam is not one to cling to a long-term relationship. I only ask that Third Madam treat each of us to one night and give us a tael of silver for a folded mat. We will do whatever the lady wants and will not stop her. If anyone acts recklessly, I, Wang San, will back them up. I guarantee that even if the lady eats Cold Food Festival in the morning and Lantern Festival in the evening, and Third Master returns, we will not inform her at all." Qiu Hua laughed and said, "Wanting to sleep and wanting money, this is..." "It's a lose-lose situation." Third Sister said, "This girl doesn't know how to speak. I only occasionally seek pleasure because my husband is often away from home. Do you expect me to pay for prostitution? But too many people will cause trouble, and there will be arguments later, which wouldn't be good. Wang Sanguan, write me a guarantee, and I'll comply." Wang San said, "Sure! Sure! I've written the guarantee and brought it in. But when?" Third Sister said, "You must also agree that there can be no second night. If I like someone else, that's fine. And no jealousy or resentment." Wang San... Everyone agreed, "Of course!" Third Sister said, "Tomorrow morning, Wang Sanguan will write down the guarantee and the amount of silver on it. There are nine people in total, and their names are written on it. I will give Wang Sanguan nine taels of silver to distribute to everyone. The date of arrival cannot be forced. Everyone must come to make an appointment within two months; I will not break my promise. If any are older and unwilling to have fun, or are afraid to stay overnight, I will give them another tael of silver." At that moment, Old Zhang and Old Ma, who did not want to stay overnight, explained the situation and left together. The wet nurse said, "How can Third Mistress allow him to do whatever he wants, regardless of right or wrong?" Third Mistress replied, "The neighbors are extremely important. How can I enjoy myself if I don't settle him down?" The wet nurse said, "Your Highness is right. But there's one thing, how can I bear that coarse cloth?" Third Mistress said, "I'll just have to let him do it, even if it means tilting my head and closing my eyes." The next day, the three lecherous men brought in a guarantee, but Ah Long was still in the inn and hadn't returned. The following night, a young man arrived very early again. When Third Mistress saw him, she suddenly felt aroused and beckoned him in. She removed only her lower garments and began to do it on the edge of the bed. After a short time, Wang San was relieved. He said: "Sanniang Niang's pussy is one of ten thousand. I don't know the soul, so it's easy to finish the job. I also want the empress to give me a big donation." Sanniangzi said: "You don't need to say it. There are just neighbors who are greedy for money, so why don't you give them an extra tael of silver each. The dirty ones can be saved. Please take care of me." Wang San said: "There are two little brothers, one is Chen Liu and the other is Zhao San. They are not greedy for money. The other six are just two of them. I will take care of him." From then on, the only one in the family was the little girl Wen Bi, who didn't care about him and didn't care about him. All of them are helping the third lady. The neighbors shot each other in the pussy, and the one who got the money got the money. It was a draw without any hindrance. The comings and goings were like a bucket swinging up and down on Tiger Hill, quite a spectacle. A few days later, nearing the twelfth lunar month, Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, sent Zhang Jun home with another five hundred taels of silver. The letter said, "The Chancellor of the Imperial Academy is not being allowed to return; he's spending the New Year in Nanjing. If the family isn't enough, you can find another couple, or some young girls; you can choose, no price restrictions." This was all a pretext for his own extravagant spending at the brothel. Leaving him alone at home during the New Year was unsettling; he'd let him go halfway, but who knew that Third Sister would be so brazen? During their conversation, Third Sister asked if Zhang San had any concubines in the brothel. Zhang Jun said, "I've leased a young lady from the Gu family on Old Courtyard Street, named Gu Jie, for thirty taels a month. My husband left someone to watch over a monk's quarters on Jiming Mountain, so we can go there and eat there for free, which is cheaper than in Suzhou. However, I've had several sets of clothes made and bought a couple of gold and jade hairpins, costing twenty or thirty taels of silver. I'm afraid it will cost even more for the New Year." Third Sister, worried that Zhang Jun might be at home, had instructed her wife not to tell him. Feeling somewhat annoyed, she hurriedly urged A Long to gather five hundred taels of silver and send him off to Nanjing. At that time, embroidered skirts were fashionable in Suzhou, and Third Sister liked to wear a white-butterfly-embroidered jacket, hence the nickname "Hundred Flowers Zhang Third Sister." Sometimes he would bring his wet nurse and maids to stay at Tiger Hill for a few days, and sometimes he would hire a large boat for sightseeing and stay on the boat for a few nights. Regardless of whether they were strangers or laypeople, if they liked someone, he would call them over to enjoy their company.As long as he had things to offer her daily, she would simply pretend not to know. Today it was Zhang Lang, tomorrow it was Li You; if she was having a good time, she'd keep her for a few more nights, and she'd be willing to give her ten or half a catty of silver. If she was pretty, she'd meet with her and be willing to give her generous gifts. With Granny Zhu and Ah Long acting as prostitutes, Third Sister never slept alone again. There's a song, "Jade Branches Intertwined," as proof: "A woman's heart is restless, afraid of empty rooms, needing company in her leisure. The water clock has just stopped, and there are many feasts, relying on her charm to commit adultery. The general stormed in, and she followed him into the pass; who says it's as dangerous as the Panshan Inn? Alas, her beautiful figure is like a withered flower and a waning moon, letting the madman look at her from all angles." Now, Third Sister's philandering wasn't just about sex; it seemed she was after many. Hearing that there was an interesting man surnamed Guan in Shantang, Ah Long sent four taels of silver to hire him. Countless women came and went, only slightly less expensive than a brothel, except for the cost of providing hospitality and lodging. Fortunately, some of the neighbors were unaware, and they began to plot in twos and threes to catch them in the act. They laughed, saying, "If it were just one or two, we could catch them. But their master has been gone for two months; I'm afraid a hundred women have come and gone day and night. Have we caught any yet?" There was a man surnamed Wang, the third son, nicknamed "Sao Wang San," over forty years old, cunning and extremely lustful. He was considered a well-known and influential bachelor in the area. He said to the crowd, "We don't need to catch them in the act. We just need to gather about ten neighbors, go to their house, ask them for wine and money, and wait until they become too arrogant and ignore us before we deal with them." Having gathered everyone, the next day they went to Zhang's house and loudly proclaimed, "We, the neighbors, have something important to say to Third Sister." That day, Ah Long went to get some money from his inn, and the wet nurse came out and asked, "What is it?" Wang San replied, "We all know about Third Sister's scandalous affairs, and we all want to catch her in the act. But such a woman is unwilling to do such a cruel thing. Now we need to plan carefully and appease us so as not to make a fool of ourselves." The wet nurse said, "The lady is fine. Whatever you all do, my family is not afraid." The crowd then began to shout in unison. Third Sister had already heard everything from the back of the hall. She called Qiuhua to follow her and came out, saying to the crowd, "Please sit down, everyone. Let's talk this out. This wet nurse hasn't been here for a year; she doesn't know how to speak properly. Don't take it to heart." Wang San bowed deeply, and the others returned the bow. Wang San said, "Third Sister is truly reasonable. We wouldn't dare interfere in the Empress's affairs. We're just a little envious, unwilling to let a lady like Sai Xishi be enjoyed by others. We are all men, yet we've missed out on this opportunity." Yu smiled and said, "What do you want now?" Wang San said, "My surname is Wang, and my name is Sao Wang San. None of my brothers are not sao, and I know that Third Madam is not one to cling to a long-term relationship. I only ask that Third Madam treat each of us to one night and give us a tael of silver for a folded mat. We will do whatever the lady wants and will not stop her. If anyone acts recklessly, I, Wang San, will back them up. I guarantee that even if the lady eats Cold Food Festival in the morning and Lantern Festival in the evening, and Third Master returns, we will not inform her at all." Qiu Hua laughed and said, "Wanting to sleep and wanting money, this is..." "It's a lose-lose situation." Third Sister said, "This girl doesn't know how to speak. I only occasionally seek pleasure because my husband is often away from home. Do you expect me to pay for prostitution? But too many people will cause trouble, and there will be arguments later, which wouldn't be good. Wang Sanguan, write me a guarantee, and I'll comply." Wang San said, "Sure! Sure! I've written the guarantee and brought it in. But when?" Third Sister said, "You must also agree that there can be no second night. If I like someone else, that's fine. And no jealousy or resentment." Wang San... Everyone agreed, "Of course!" Third Sister said, "Tomorrow morning, Wang Sanguan will write down the guarantee and the amount of silver on it. There are nine people in total, and their names are written on it. I will give Wang Sanguan nine taels of silver to distribute to everyone. The date of arrival cannot be forced. Everyone must come to make an appointment within two months; I will not break my promise. If any are older and unwilling to have fun, or are afraid to stay overnight, I will give them another tael of silver." At that moment, Old Zhang and Old Ma, who did not want to stay overnight, explained the situation and left together. The wet nurse said, "How can Third Mistress allow him to do whatever he wants, regardless of right or wrong?" Third Mistress replied, "The neighbors are extremely important. How can I enjoy myself if I don't settle him down?" The wet nurse said, "Your Highness is right. But there's one thing, how can I bear that coarse cloth?" Third Mistress said, "I'll just have to let him do it, even if it means tilting my head and closing my eyes." The next day, the three lecherous men brought in a guarantee, but Ah Long was still in the inn and hadn't returned. The following night, a young man arrived very early again. When Third Mistress saw him, she suddenly felt aroused and beckoned him in. She removed only her lower garments and began to do it on the edge of the bed. After a short time, Wang San was relieved. He said: "Sanniang Niang's pussy is one of ten thousand. I don't know the soul, so it's easy to finish the job. I also want the empress to give me a big donation." Sanniangzi said: "You don't need to say it. There are just neighbors who are greedy for money, so why don't you give them an extra tael of silver each. The dirty ones can be saved. Please take care of me." Wang San said: "There are two little brothers, one is Chen Liu and the other is Zhao San. They are not greedy for money. The other six are just two of them. I will take care of him." From then on, the only one in the family was the little girl Wen Bi, who didn't care about him and didn't care about him. All of them are helping the third lady. The neighbors shot each other in the pussy, and the one who got the money got the money. It was a draw without any hindrance. The comings and goings were like a bucket swinging up and down on Tiger Hill, quite a spectacle. A few days later, nearing the twelfth lunar month, Zhang San, a student of the Imperial Academy, sent Zhang Jun home with another five hundred taels of silver. The letter said, "The Chancellor of the Imperial Academy is not being allowed to return; he's spending the New Year in Nanjing. If the family isn't enough, you can find another couple, or some young girls; you can choose, no price restrictions." This was all a pretext for his own extravagant spending at the brothel. Leaving him alone at home during the New Year was unsettling; he'd let him go halfway, but who knew that Third Sister would be so brazen? During their conversation, Third Sister asked if Zhang San had any concubines in the brothel. Zhang Jun said, "I've leased a young lady from the Gu family on Old Courtyard Street, named Gu Jie, for thirty taels a month. My husband left someone to watch over a monk's quarters on Jiming Mountain, so we can go there and eat there for free, which is cheaper than in Suzhou. However, I've had several sets of clothes made and bought a couple of gold and jade hairpins, costing twenty or thirty taels of silver. I'm afraid it will cost even more for the New Year." Third Sister, worried that Zhang Jun might be at home, had instructed her wife not to tell him. Feeling somewhat annoyed, she hurriedly urged A Long to gather five hundred taels of silver and send him off to Nanjing. At that time, embroidered skirts were fashionable in Suzhou, and Third Sister liked to wear a white-butterfly-embroidered jacket, hence the nickname "Hundred Flowers Zhang Third Sister." Sometimes he would bring his wet nurse and maids to stay at Tiger Hill for a few days, and sometimes he would hire a large boat for sightseeing and stay on the boat for a few nights. Regardless of whether they were strangers or laypeople, if they liked someone, he would call them over to enjoy their company."Give me a guarantee, and I'll do as you say." Wang San said, "Sure! Sure! I'll write the guarantee and send it in. But when?" Third Sister said, "You must also agree that there can be no second night. If I like someone, that's fine. And no jealousy or resentment." Wang San and the others all said, "Of course!" Third Sister said, "Tomorrow morning, when Wang San writes the guarantee, he should also write the amount of silver on it. There are nine people in total, and their names are written on it. I will give Wang San nine taels of silver to distribute to everyone. The date of arrival cannot be forced. Everyone must come to make an appointment within two months, and I will never break my promise. If someone is older and doesn't want to have fun, or is afraid of their wife and dares not stay overnight, I will send another tael of silver." "At that time, Old Zhang and Old Ma were unwilling to stay overnight. They explained and went out together. The wet nurse said, 'How can Third Mistress allow him to do whatever he wants, regardless of good or bad?' Third Mistress said, 'The neighbors are very important. If I don't settle him down, how can I be happy?' The wet nurse said, 'What Your Highness says is true. But there is one thing, how can you bear that rough and coarse thing?' Third Mistress said, 'I'll just have to let him do whatever he wants, even if it means tilting my head and closing my eyes.'" "The next day, Wang San, the lecherous man, brought in the ticket, but Ah Long was still in the inn and hadn't returned. The following night, a young man arrived very early again. When the Third Lady saw him, she suddenly became aroused and invited him in. She removed only her lower garments and began to make love on the edge of the bed. After a short while, Wang San ejaculated and said, 'The Third Lady's vagina is one in a million. I was completely out of control, so it was easy to finish. I still need the Lady to give me a lot.' The Third Lady said, 'You don't need to say that. But there are some greedy neighbors. Why not give each of them an extra tael of silver? It's filthy, so you won't have to worry about it.' Wang San said, 'I have two young brothers, Chen Liu and Zhao San, who are also young men. Neither of them are greedy.'" For the other six, leave him alone two by two, and I will answer them. "From then on, the only people in the family were the little girl Wenbi, who didn't take him seriously or settle him down. Everyone was there to help the third lady. The neighbor shot the pussy, and the one who got the silver got the silver, and there was a draw without any hindrance. With that, Going in and out, it was like a bucket on Huqiu Mountain, going up and down, it was very lively. After a while, when it was approaching the twelfth lunar month, Zhang Sanjian sent Zhang Jun home to take another five hundred taels of silver. The letter from home said: "The Imperial Academy did not send back the wine, but he spent the New Year in Nanjing." If there are not enough people in the family, you can find another couple, or a half-grown boy, of your choice, regardless of the price. "This one sentence is only because he was out indulging in whoring. At the start of the new year, leaving him alone at home made him uneasy, so he let this opportunity pass. Who knew that Third Sister would be so brazen? During the conversation, Third Sister asked if the Third Imperial College student had any concubines in the brothel. Zhang Jun replied, 'I've taken a young lady from the Gu family on Old Street, named Gu Jie, for thirty taels a month. My husband left someone to watch over a monk's quarters at Jiming Mountain, so we go to her house and eat there for free, which is cheaper than in Suzhou. However, I've had several sets of clothes made and bought a couple of gold and jade hairpins, spending twenty or thirty taels of silver. I'm afraid it will be even more expensive now that it's the New Year.'" "Third Sister was afraid that Zhang Jun would be at home, so she instructed her wife not to let him know. However, she found it somewhat inconvenient, so she hurriedly urged A Long to gather five hundred taels of silver and send him to Nanjing. At that time, Suzhou was a fashion hub for embroidered dresses, and Third Sister liked to wear a jacket with a hundred butterflies on it, so people called her Hundred Flowers Third Sister Zhang. Sometimes she would take her wet nurse and maids to Tiger Hill to stay for a few days, and sometimes she would hire a large boat for sightseeing and stay on the boat for a few nights. Regardless of whether they were strangers or laypeople, if she liked them, she would call them over to serve her.""Give me a guarantee, and I'll do as you say." Wang San said, "Sure! Sure! I'll write the guarantee and send it in. But when?" Third Sister said, "You must also agree that there can be no second night. If I like someone, that's fine. And no jealousy or resentment." Wang San and the others all said, "Of course!" Third Sister said, "Tomorrow morning, when Wang San writes the guarantee, he should also write the amount of silver on it. There are nine people in total, and their names are written on it. I will give Wang San nine taels of silver to distribute to everyone. The date of arrival cannot be forced. Everyone must come to make an appointment within two months, and I will never break my promise. If someone is older and doesn't want to have fun, or is afraid of their wife and dares not stay overnight, I will send another tael of silver." "At that time, Old Zhang and Old Ma were unwilling to stay overnight. They explained and went out together. The wet nurse said, 'How can Third Mistress allow him to do whatever he wants, regardless of good or bad?' Third Mistress said, 'The neighbors are very important. If I don't settle him down, how can I be happy?' The wet nurse said, 'What Your Highness says is true. But there is one thing, how can you bear that rough and coarse thing?' Third Mistress said, 'I'll just have to let him do whatever he wants, even if it means tilting my head and closing my eyes.'" "The next day, Wang San, the lecherous man, brought in the ticket, but Ah Long was still in the inn and hadn't returned. The following night, a young man arrived very early again. When the Third Lady saw him, she suddenly became aroused and invited him in. She removed only her lower garments and began to make love on the edge of the bed. After a short while, Wang San ejaculated and said, 'The Third Lady's vagina is one in a million. I was completely out of control, so it was easy to finish. I still need the Lady to give me a lot.' The Third Lady said, 'You don't need to say that. But there are some greedy neighbors. Why not give each of them an extra tael of silver? It's filthy, so you won't have to worry about it.' Wang San said, 'I have two young brothers, Chen Liu and Zhao San, who are also young men. Neither of them are greedy.'" For the other six, leave him alone two by two, and I will answer them. "From then on, the only people in the family were the little girl Wenbi, who didn't take him seriously or settle him down. Everyone was there to help the third lady. The neighbor shot the pussy, and the one who got the silver got the silver, and there was a draw without any hindrance. With that, Going in and out, it was like a bucket on Huqiu Mountain, going up and down, it was very lively. After a while, when it was approaching the twelfth lunar month, Zhang Sanjian sent Zhang Jun home to take another five hundred taels of silver. The letter from home said: "The Imperial Academy did not send back the wine, but he spent the New Year in Nanjing." If there are not enough people in the family, you can find another couple, or a half-grown boy, of your choice, regardless of the price. "This one sentence is only because he was out indulging in whoring. At the start of the new year, leaving him alone at home made him uneasy, so he let this opportunity pass. Who knew that Third Sister would be so brazen? During the conversation, Third Sister asked if the Third Imperial College student had any concubines in the brothel. Zhang Jun replied, 'I've taken a young lady from the Gu family on Old Street, named Gu Jie, for thirty taels a month. My husband left someone to watch over a monk's quarters at Jiming Mountain, so we go to her house and eat there for free, which is cheaper than in Suzhou. However, I've had several sets of clothes made and bought a couple of gold and jade hairpins, spending twenty or thirty taels of silver. I'm afraid it will be even more expensive now that it's the New Year.'" "Third Sister was afraid that Zhang Jun would be at home, so she instructed her wife not to let him know. However, she found it somewhat inconvenient, so she hurriedly urged A Long to gather five hundred taels of silver and send him to Nanjing. At that time, Suzhou was a fashion hub for embroidered dresses, and Third Sister liked to wear a jacket with a hundred butterflies on it, so people called her Hundred Flowers Third Sister Zhang. Sometimes she would take her wet nurse and maids to Tiger Hill to stay for a few days, and sometimes she would hire a large boat for sightseeing and stay on the boat for a few nights. Regardless of whether they were strangers or laypeople, if she liked them, she would call them over to serve her."

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