Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage three times.

Liu Bei, having lost Xu Shu, was filled with anxiety, fearing Cao Cao would seize the opportunity to attack. He suddenly understood Xu Shu's parting words and was overjoyed. He immediately prepared gifts and, along with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, set off for Wolonggang to find Zhuge Liang.
The scenery along the way was delightful, and the three brothers enjoyed it immensely. Before long, they arrived at Wolonggang. Xuande dismounted and knocked on the door. A young boy came to greet him and asked, "General, where do you come from?
" Xuande bowed and said, "Liu Bei of Xinye, here to visit Master Wolong.
" The boy said, "Master is not here; he has gone on a journey. General, please return."
Xuande asked, "When will Master return?"
The boy replied, "I do not know either; perhaps three or five days, perhaps more than a month. His whereabouts are uncertain." Having said this, he closed the door and went inside.
Xuande sighed, "What can we do?"
Yide angrily said, "That brat didn't even invite us for a cup of wine before leaving!"
Xuande scolded, "How rude!"
Yunchang was also displeased and said, "With the master gone, there's no point in us staying. We should go back for now and visit another day."
Xuande had no choice but to give up and return.
Time flies, and it was the dead of winter, with heavy snow falling. Liu Bei wanted to show Kongming his sincerity in seeking talent, so he and his two brothers went to Nanyang again. The cold wind was biting, sweeping away the withered and decaying, and goose feathers flew everywhere, covering the vast white wilderness. The three brothers walked hard, and the north wind was strong. Just when they were struggling, they suddenly saw a tavern ahead. Zhang Fei was overjoyed, "This is perfect! A cup of hot wine will warm us up."
Liu Bei was also happy, but he told his three brothers not to drink too much. The three entered the tavern and asked the innkeeper to bring them two cups of hot wine.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, being brave warriors, drank first. Frustrated by his unsuccessful search for talented individuals, Xuande had no appetite and drank only a few cups before urging Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to set off.
The wind and snow were fierce, and they finally arrived at Wolonggang. Liu Bei knocked on the door. The boy opened it and laughed, "It's you all again!"
Xuande hurriedly asked, "Is the master here?"
The boy replied, "He is reading in the hall. Please follow me." Xuande was overjoyed and followed the boy through the main gate.
Hearing a young man in a thatched cottage, knees drawn up, singing: "The phoenix soars a thousand feet high, but will not perch on any tree but the parasol tree; the scholar dwells in one place, but will not rely on any lord but himself. I am happy to till the fields, for I love my humble abode; I find solace in music and books, awaiting the opportune moment." He
stepped forward, bowed, and said, "Liu Bei of Xinye, I have long admired your great name, sir. Last time I returned empty-handed. Today I have braved the wind and snow to come, and to see your esteemed presence is truly a great honor!"
The young man hurriedly rose and bowed, saying, "General, are you perhaps Liu Huangshu, wishing to see my brother?"
Xuande was greatly surprised and said, "Sir, are you not the Crouching Dragon?"
The young man said, "I am Zhuge Jun, the third brother of Kongming. My brother is not here; he has gone out and has not yet returned."
Xuande sighed. Xi said, "A recluse of extraordinary talent, not someone a mortal like myself can easily meet."
Jun said, "General, do not worry, my brother will return soon. It is freezing cold today; you may visit again when spring is warmer. Please do not let your health be harmed by the cold."
Zhang Fei said, "Since the master is not here, please mount your horse, brother."
Xuande asked, "Could you tell me about the life and strategies of the Crouching Dragon?"
Jun replied, "I do not know." Zhang Fei angrily said, "Why ask him! The wind and snow are too heavy; we should return early."
Xuande quickly scolded him and then asked Zhuge Jun, "Since the Crouching Dragon is not here, I will leave a letter; please pass it on to my brother." He then wrote a letter, rose, and took his leave.
Back in Xinye, Liu Bei was very worried, unable to eat or sleep. That night, Bei shared a bed with his two wives, Lady Gan and Lady Mi. Xuande was preoccupied and unable to perform sexually. Lady Gan said, "What troubles you, my husband? I will share your worries."
Bei then told his wife about his unsuccessful search for the Crouching Dragon. Lady Gan smiled and said, "My lord, you are such a hero, surely you have no good strategies?"
Xuande replied with shame, "I am very foolish, I hope you can teach me, Madam."
Lady Gan smiled and said, "I know that the Crouching Dragon Zhuge Liang is not yet thirty years old. I heard that Huang Chengyan's daughter is plain-looking but very virtuous, so I sent someone to ask for her. It is not that Kongming does not love beautiful women, but that he deeply understands that talent and beauty cannot be combined. I once heard Mr. Shui Jing say, 'Zhuge Liang's talent is no less than that of Lü Wang and Zhang Liang, and he is also very elegant and refined, with an extraordinary appearance.'" “How could someone like him not have a love for beauty? He must have countless beauties who are captivated by him. It's not that he doesn't desire it, but he prefers a virtuous wife to physical attraction.” Liu Bei was overjoyed and said, “Your words have enlightened me. I understand your intentions. But how can I seduce the Sleeping Dragon?”
Lady Gan secretly laughed at Xuande’s foolishness and readily replied, “This is not difficult. If you agree, it all depends on me.” Liu Bei
was both surprised and delighted: “You mean I should offer myself to the Sleeping Dragon?”
Lady Gan stroked Xuande’s chest and said with a charming smile, “As long as my lord can achieve great things soon, I will gladly die ten thousand times.”
Liu Bei was moved to tears, embraced his wife, and wept, “With such a virtuous and understanding wife, what more could I ask for? With your beauty and talent, you will surely persuade Zhuge Liang and help me establish my hegemony.” Having said this, he embraced his wife and devoted himself wholeheartedly to her cause.
While agreeing with Xuande, Lady Gan secretly chuckled at his foolishness: "I have long admired Zhuge Liang's handsome and heroic appearance, but I have never had the chance to serve him in bed. Although I offer myself now, I truly wish to enjoy myself with him; but you, my uncle, are dull-witted and blinded by lust for power, and have never considered your wife! As long as you, sir, come out of seclusion to help me, I would not hesitate to offer you not only Lady Gan, but also Lady Mi."
"I lament that most hegemons of the world are ruthless. There was King Goujian of Yue who offered the peerless beauty Xi Shi to King Fuchai; later, Emperor Wu of Han sent his daughter to the Xiongnu. Then there was Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, who repeatedly abandoned his wife and children under the hooves of his horse to escape; Xiang Yu once captured his father and wanted to cook him, but Bang said, 'Can I have a cup of soup?' Such examples are countless."
Now, Liu Xuande is no different: utterly ignorant, utterly lacking in courage, only knowing how to play power games and win people's hearts; he possesses no great talent to conquer the world, only a knack for wailing and pleading! Looking back on the Three Kingdoms, I think only Cao Cao, Mengde, though not seven feet tall, possessed the ambition of ten thousand men. He swept across the Central Plains without arrogance, and despite a thousand-mile defeat, he remained undeterred. Moreover, he was overflowing with poetic sentiment, open and honest, and indifferent to the background of women. He loved all women equally—the so-called one who, despite wealth and fame, could not be swayed by his heart or his will. Though he loved beauty and pleasure, he was not obsessed or pretentious—this is truly a great man!
I deeply admire him! Liu Bei then chose an auspicious day and, together with his second brother and the two ladies, Gan and Mi, went to Wolonggang to pay respects to the "Hidden Dragon," Zhuge Kongming.
Soon, they could see the bamboo grove in the distance, and what a beautiful scene it was: the trees were few but lush and green, the mountains were not high but vigorous and upright, the water was not deep but clear and beautiful, and the thatched hut, though simple, was small and elegant. Lady Gan praised him repeatedly, admiring the scenery alongside Lady Mi. She secretly thought, "People call Zhuge Liang a 'Sleeping Dragon,' and the name is truly well-deserved. Just look at his dwelling; it's clear he's extraordinary. If I could truly befriend him, how wonderful that would be! My uncle is foolish; how could he possibly please me like this?" She then asked Lady Mi, "Sister
, do you know anything about Zhuge Liang?" Lady Mi smiled and said, "I've often heard people say he's a man of unparalleled talent. But looking at his dwelling, it's nothing special; he seems like a simple villager."
Lady Gan thought, "Sister, you're just like my uncle—though born into a prestigious family, you lack true understanding." So she provoked her, saying, "Sister, do you know the brilliance of Zhuge Kongming?"
Lady Mi, while still admiring the scenery, replied, "I don't know..." "Details,"
Lady Gan said with a smile. "I've heard people say that Zhuge Liang is eight feet tall, with a face like jade, elegant and handsome, possessing the talent to govern the world and the ability to turn the tide. He is proficient in all the arts—music, chess, calligraphy, and painting—and knowledgeable in astronomy and geography. He is a man of both talent and virtue, a true gentleman."
Lady Mi smiled and said, "If that's how you put it, then Zhuge Liang is not only a man of unparalleled talent, but also a handsome young man!"
Lady Gan secretly smiled, knowing that Lady Mi was about to take the bait, and pressed her advantage: "Sister, if we could meet Kongming today and see the brilliance of this extraordinary man, it would be a great fortune. We live in this small place of Xinye; how could we possibly meet such a virtuous man?"
Lady Mi was somewhat tempted and said, "That's fine too. Let's meet him and see what kind of person he is."
The carriage moved slowly, with lush grass and blooming flowers along the roadside, and Yun Chang protecting the carriage. The second lady felt her heart pounding with excitement, admiring Yun Chang's bravery and thinking of Kongming's charm. Her heart raced and her ears burned, and her lower body became slightly moist.
Lady Mi leaned against Lady Gan and asked, "Why does the Imperial Uncle insist that we go together today?"
Lady Gan smiled and said, "Wouldn't it be better if we went together? It's a good opportunity to see Master Zhuge Liang." Lady
Mi stroked her hair and touched her cheek, muttering to herself, "I'm afraid that Zhuge Liang is too picky and won't even notice us pretty girls."
Lady Gan smiled and said, "If we treat each other with courtesy, how could he be disrespectful? Don't worry, I'm sure Zhuge Liang will be overjoyed to see us." After saying this, she gently embraced Lady Mi and secretly played with her breasts, thinking, "Sister Mi is so foolish, how could Zhuge Liang possibly care? I might as well abandon her and enjoy myself with Zhuge Liang, so that Yun Chang and Sister Mi can have some fun." So, she whispered in her ear, "Sister Mi, have you been having any intimate moments with your second brother lately?" Lady Mi
blushed, her face flushed, and pointed a slender finger at Lady Gan, playfully scolding, "You little rascal, you're being cheeky again! Stop fooling around, if the lord finds out..." "Jue, how does Yun Chang behave?"
Lady Gan laughed and said, "I know. In my opinion, today's opportunity is rare. Why not find a time to have some fun with Yun Chang? As long as we can keep it from Yide, it won't be a big problem."
Upon hearing the name Yun Chang, Lady Mi's lust was aroused. She had completely forgotten about that Zhuge Liang and, disregarding all pride, blurted out, "No need to hide it from Yide, let him come with Yun Chang too!"
Lady Gan laughed and scolded, "Good sister, you want even your third brother!"
Madam Mi, blushing, collapsed into Madam Gan's arms, clutching Madam Gan's fragrant breasts tightly, and said in a coquettish voice, "You naughty sister, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll squeeze out some milk!"
Madam Gan also grasped Madam Mi's ample breasts with her left hand, while her right hand caressed Madam Mi's plump vulva, and said with a playful laugh, "Good sister, just this touch and you're overwhelmed."
Madam Mi was shocked and said, "Sister, you mustn't do this!" Before she finished speaking, she felt her honey hole slippery and unbearably hot, and a gush of lustful fluid flowed out. In her haste, Madam Mi hurriedly tried to cover her honey hole with her hand. Unexpectedly, this only made her honey hole even more itchy, and a wave of heat washed over her, almost causing her to lose control. She went limp on Madam Gan's body, letting out a seductive moan, her lower body already soaked.
Lady Gan was also startled. She helped Lady Mi up and quickly took a silk handkerchief to wipe her, saying, "Sister, what's wrong with you today? I only touched you lightly, and you came." Lady
Mi snorted, "I'm menstruating. I told you not to move around." She slowly took off her undergarments and had Lady Gan bring a water pouch. She used the silk handkerchief to dip some water in clean water to wash her lower body. Lady Gan then washed Lady Mi's lower body, first rinsing it with water, then gently wiping it with the silk handkerchief, lest she draw out Lady Mi's honey juice again. The two of them were sitting in the carriage, unaware that a rich orchid fragrance had wafted from Lady Mi's vagina, passing through the carriage curtain and reaching outside.
Meanwhile, Zhang Fei, feeling sullen because of Xuande's scolding, lagged behind alone. Just as he was feeling irritable, a strange fragrance suddenly wafted over. Fei thought it was just the scent of wildflowers and didn't think much of it, but there was a subtle, burning sensation in that fragrance. Zhang Fei was greatly puzzled, thinking, "How strange! What is this that stirs my heart so intensely?" He followed the fragrance for a few steps and realized it was emanating from his sister-in-law's carriage.
Zhang Fei chuckled to himself, "My sister-in-law is truly extraordinary; her fragrance travels for miles. Even the flowers and grasses on the ground cannot compare to her."
He then heard a low groan coming from the carriage. Fearing that his second sister-in-law was unwell, Fei hurriedly urged his horse forward. He wanted to ask, but feared being impolite; he wanted to lift the curtain to look, but felt it would be disrespectful. Just
as he was getting anxious, the carriage curtain suddenly slanted, and he clearly glimpsed the beautiful scene inside. Yi De was startled and quickly lowered his head to avoid it, but then he heard Lady Mi groan, "How hot and itchy! It's killing me!" He then heard Lady Gan laugh, "Sister, thinking of Yun Chang and Yi De, this is why you're so hot and itchy!"
Zhang Yi De couldn't help but widen his eyes and stare intently at Lady Mi, seeing her plump, white legs, delicate and full, and two fleshy labia slightly parted and closed amidst the downy hair of her genitals, dripping a white ribbon. Lady Mi parted her beautiful lips, her long, lewd tongue licking her red lips, her hands kneading her ample breasts...
Zhang Fei stared in disbelief, drooling, his "eighteen-foot spear" erect like a pillar supporting the sky. Zhang Fei was terrified, nearly falling off his horse, grabbing the reins but accidentally clutching the spear as well. Yide was in great pain, barely managing to suppress it. He
tried to peek again, but suddenly noticed his second brother, Yun Chang, also spying at the carriage! Yide was overjoyed, thinking, "I often see Sister-in-law Mi exchanging glances with my second brother; they must be old acquaintances. It wouldn't be wrong for me to see her charms." He then
watched closely, feeling a surge of lust, wishing he could immediately rush into the carriage and test his "spear" skills against his sister-in-law!
At this moment, Yun Chang knew that Zhang Fei was also secretly watching, and he was overjoyed, thinking, "My third brother is also a man of passion. If I could enjoy a moment of pleasure with my sister-in-law and my third brother, it would be a truly wonderful thing!" The two brothers understood each other perfectly, keeping it a secret from Xuande, and were both enjoying the beautiful scenery. Liu Bei, that foolish fellow, only knew how to hurry on his journey. Little did he know that his two virtuous brothers were about to cuckold him again . They
had already arrived at Zhuge Liang's residence. Xuande called to the boy and asked, "Is Master Zhuge Kongming here today?"
The boy replied, "Master returned last night and is currently asleep."
Xuande said, "It's alright, I will wait for Master Zhuge myself. You don't need to report." He turned and instructed Yun Chang and Yi De, "Second brother, you can stay here with your sister-in-law. I will go and pay my respects to Master Zhuge." Then he entered through the middle gate.
Seeing that Xuande had left, Lady Gan thought to herself, "Rather than seeking pleasure with Yunchang here, I'd better go with my lord to see Kongming." So she said to Lady Mi, "Sister, please sit here for a while; I'll be right back."
After getting out of the carriage, she said to Yunchang and Yide, "Second brothers, please protect Sister Mi well; I'll go in with my lord."
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei dared not stop her and let her go.
Lady Gan entered through the middle gate and saw Liu Bei still waiting quietly in front of the thatched cottage. She said, "Is Master Kongming still asleep?"
Liu Bei saw Lady Gan and his face lit up with joy. He said softly, "Don't make a sound; just wait quietly." He and his wife waited patiently.
After another quarter of an hour, they heard Kongming get up, reciting: "Who awakens first from the great dream? I know myself best. I've slept soundly in the grass this spring, and the sun lingers outside the window."
Xuande immediately stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Liu Bei from Xinye has come to pay his respects to the Crouching Dragon."
Zhuge Liang then called over a young servant and said, "Why don't you inform the Imperial Uncle and the others soon, so I can change my clothes?" After waiting for a long time, Kongming finally emerged from behind the curtain.
He was eight feet tall, with a white face and a light beard, eyes as black as lacquer, and lips as red as cinnabar. He wore a bamboo hat and a Taoist robe, holding a feather fan, and appeared as ethereal as a deity descending to earth. Lady Gan was stunned and exclaimed, "His elegant demeanor is truly that of the Crouching Dragon!"
Zhuge Liang hurriedly returned the greeting and invited Liu Bei and his wife to sit down.
Kongming instructed the servant to set out tea and water, and they sat down as host and guest. Xuande cupped his hands and said, "I am but a mediocre man, overestimating my abilities. I wish to support the Han Dynasty and rid the country of traitors. However, I am foolish and incompetent, and ultimately lack the skills to govern the country
and bring peace to the people. Today, having met you, sir, I humbly request that you enlighten my confusion and teach me." Kongming laughed and said, "I am but a rustic from Nanyang. How dare I trouble the Imperial Uncle to ask me? If the General does not mind, I will speak arbitrarily. The world is in great chaos today: Cao Cao holds the Emperor hostage to command the feudal lords, dominating the Central Plains. He has strategists and fierce generals, and his power is immense. We cannot contend with him. Sun Quan's family has lived in Jiangdong for three generations. The land is strategically important, the people are wealthy, and the people are united. He can truly be an ally." "But it is not advisable to seize it. Jingzhou is a strategically vital location, connecting Chang'an to the north, Yizhou to the west, and Sun Wu to the east. It is a place of vital importance for military strategists. If you, General, first take Jingzhou as your base, then advance west to Chengdu, forming a pincer movement. When the Central Plains are in turmoil, you can mobilize the troops of both places, join forces with the allies of Eastern Wu, and launch a joint northern expedition. Then the Han dynasty can be restored, and the hegemony can be achieved!"
Liu Bei was overjoyed and rose from his seat to thank him, saying, "You, sir, have already known the division of the world into three kingdoms even before leaving your thatched hut. You are truly a divine being! Hearing your words is like a sudden awakening, enlightening me! I humbly request your assistance in coming out of seclusion to support the Han dynasty, jointly punish the traitors, and establish a great cause that will last for a hundred years!"
Kongming laughed and said, "I was originally a commoner, and now I am merely trying to survive in this chaotic world. I am aware of your kindness, General, but I fear that my abilities are too shallow, and my nature is lazy, so I am truly incapable of accomplishing anything."
Liu Bei sighed and said, "If you refuse to come out of seclusion, is it that Heaven has forsaken our Han Dynasty?"
Kongming turned around and thanked him, saying, "It is not that I do not wish to help you, General, but that I am truly lacking in talent and learning, and thus incapable of achieving great things." Liu Bei
thought to himself, "Since I have come here, how can I leave empty-handed? Fine, I will once again use my unparalleled 'crying skill,' and I am not afraid that you will not help me build a nation and establish an enterprise."
So he sighed and said, "If you, Master Kongming, refuse to help me, what will become of the common people!" After saying this, he burst into tears, his sleeves soaked with tears.
Zhuge Liang, emboldened by her sincerity, bowed and knelt, saying, "Since that's the case, I am willing to serve you like a dog or a horse."
Liu Bei was overjoyed and immediately helped Zhuge Liang up, exclaiming, "It is
a sign that Heaven will not destroy the Han Dynasty, sir!" Lady Gan, having just heard Zhuge Liang's profound words and witnessed the young and handsome Zhuge Liang, was already feeling a stirring of desire. She couldn't help but interject, "If we have Zhuge Liang's assistance, our lord will be extremely fortunate!"
Zhuge Liang, who was exchanging pleasantries with Liu Bei, suddenly remembered the presence of a remarkable woman beside him. He glanced at her and indeed saw her unparalleled beauty, both inner and outer grace. Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, already aware of the hint of affection in her eyes, and remained composed, saying only, "Lady's insight puts us men to shame. This is a great blessing for our lord."
Liu Bei was also pleased and presented gifts to Zhuge Liang. The joy between ruler and subject was self-evident.
Now, I have something to say: What virtue or ability did Liu Bei possess to persuade the unparalleled genius Zhuge Liang to restore the Han Dynasty and eliminate the traitors? Wasn't this tantamount to declaring himself king? I'm reminded of a famous quote from Stephen Chow: "The so-called 'overthrow the Qing and restore the Ming' is just a slogan! What's the difference between it and 'Amitabha'? It's merely a smokescreen, a facade, so I can profit from it."
I don't admire Liu Bei's abilities, but I lament that even a man of Zhuge Liang
's stature was deceived by this big-eared man, willingly submitting to him. Although Liang made invaluable contributions to Shu Han, he was truly a pearl cast before swine! He devoted himself to serving a mediocre ruler, ultimately succumbing to illness and dying at Wuzhang Plains. What a pity! While Liu Bei and his wife were chatting and laughing with Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were already engaged in a fierce battle with Sister Mi. Don't be impatient; let me explain in detail.
Lady Mi, seeing Lady Gan follow Liu Bei into the thatched cottage, felt rather bored being alone. She called out, "Where is Yun Chang?"
Guan Yu hurriedly stepped forward and replied, "I'm here."
Lady Mi feigned a huff, saying, "I twisted my shoulder on the way here. Yun Chang, could you massage it for me?"
Yun Chang said, "Sister-in-law, please get out of the carriage. I'll serve you right away."
Lady Mi said, "No, I'm afraid people will gossip. Yun Chang, please get in the carriage quickly, and I'll serve you there for a while."
Guan Yu was about to deliberately decline when Zhang Fei, unable to contain himself any longer, shouted, "Sister-in-law Mi, don't be hasty! If Second Brother refuses, I'll come right now!" With that, he leaped into the carriage and went straight inside.
Yun Chang exclaimed in surprise, "Yide, you mustn't be so rude!" Before Yun Chang could finish speaking, Lady Mi, overcome with lust, yanked down the carriage curtain.
Zhang Fei seized the opportunity to embrace Lady Mi's plump waist, exclaiming joyfully, "Sister-in-law Mi, I'm nearly forty and still unmarried. Today, your honeyed depths are fragrant, and I've already smelled them. Before you return, let me serve you and bring you some pleasure!"
Lady Mi leaned into Zhang Fei's arms, her eyes half-closed, moaning softly, "Third brother, since you know, what are we waiting for? Hurry up and serve me! I want to see your spear skills, you dark-skinned fellow!"
Zhang Fei's "spear" was already erect, and he quickly stripped off his clothes, revealing his dark, muscular body. He then stripped Lady Mi of her fragrant and beautiful clothes, grabbing her large breasts like a bandit. Lady Mi's lust surged, her beauty fully displayed, her moans growing louder. Unable to contain his burning desire, Zhang Fei wrapped his arms around his sister-in-law's waist, lifted her up, and thrust his "spear" into her.
Lady Mi felt that Yide's penis was as hard as iron and as hot as fire, its glans opening and closing, biting at her vaginal muscles like a giant python. Yide had not been intimate with women for a long time, and he knew that today's battle was extremely dangerous: if he was not careful, he would follow in his elder brother's footsteps and be known as a "quick shooter." So he breathed heavily, regulating his qi and blood, not daring to relax in the slightest; he also used the spear technique he usually used to kill enemies—overpowering the enemy, avoiding the strong and attacking the weak, judging the momentum, and thrusting all the way in. He waited for Lady Mi to catch her breath and for her vaginal muscles to relax before thrusting in hard.
Lady Mi cried out in pleasure, her vaginal muscles contracted, and after a while, it gradually softened. Yide took the opportunity to thrust and pull fiercely again, using both spear and staff techniques. Lady Mi couldn't help but shout and yell again, her voice filled with lust, "Good third brother, good spear technique! Your sister-in-law has never spoiled you for nothing! Thrust again! Thrust again!"
Yun Chang, outside the carriage, heard the lewd sounds rising from inside, Zhang Fei shouting, "Sister-in-law, is my spear technique proficient?"
Lady Mi, in turn, cried out lewdly, "Good man! Good skill!" Yun Chang chuckled inwardly, lightly lifting the beaded curtain, and saw Yi De, naked, engaged in a passionate battle.
Guan Yu laughed, "This fool, so impatient. Let me tease him for a bit."
He quietly dismounted, deliberately stomping on the stone slabs on the ground. Lady Mi, who was fighting Zhang Fei at Wolonggang, saw Yun Chang stomping on the stone slabs outside and was overjoyed. She feigned fear and cried out, "Third brother, your eldest brother is coming! Quickly shoot!" As she finished speaking, she stretched out her fat leg and hooked it tightly around Yi De's strong waist.
Upon hearing this, Yide was terrified. He immediately thrust wildly, causing his "spear" to swell and overflow. With a mighty struggle, he released all the semen he had been accumulating for years into Mi's honeyed orifice!
Zhang Fei got out of the carriage, looking around frantically, calling out, "Where is my elder brother?" After searching for a long time without seeing Liu Bei, and hearing Mi's moans rising again from inside the carriage, he realized he had been tricked. He turned back into the carriage and saw his second brother already embracing Mi and engaging in vigorous intercourse.
Zhang Fei was furious, saying, "Second brother, how could you trick me like this!" In his haste, his "spear" had nowhere to go. He pried open Mi's anus, shouted, and thrust in!
Mi screamed in agony, nearly dying, and managed to groan, "Yide, you mustn't do this! You'll kill me!"
Zhang Fei wouldn't listen, continuing to thrust wildly. Yun Chang's "big sword" and Yide's "spear" attacked from both sides, their attacks clashing and sparking! Lady Mi was already in a daze, unable to distinguish east from west, feeling only an unparalleled sense of freedom in all directions. She wished she could die beneath the two men immediately
. Her orifices and rectum felt like a stampede of horses, a relentless assault, until she could only utter one word: "Throw! Throw!" How wonderful it was to throw herself away! At this very moment, Kongming, Liu Bei, and Lady Gan were drinking tea in the hall. Lady Gan smiled and said, "I have long heard of your wife's virtue, sir. May I meet her?"
Kongming smiled quietly and said, "My wife is quite plain-looking; it is inconvenient for her to meet such an honored guest."
Lady Gan laughed, "How can a husband seek a wife based on her appearance? A virtuous wife is enough. This humble servant wishes to have a chat with your wife."
Kongming could not refuse, so he had to call out Lady Huang. Lady Huang bowed her head and left. Kongming said, "I have now joined Liu Bei's household, so you need not stand on ceremony."
Lady Gan said, "I have long heard of this young lady's cleverness and skill; I would like to chat with her."
While chatting with Kongming, Liu Bei secretly observed Lady Huang. Although her appearance was not as striking as that of a pampered noblewoman, she possessed inner wisdom and her demeanor was graceful and proper. There was another remarkable feature: Lady Huang's breasts and buttocks were high and large, surpassing even Lady Mi's ample bosom.
It turned out that since marrying Zhuge Liang, Lady Huang had been frail and sickly, so Kongming had prescribed medicine for her to gradually nourish her.
Several years later, Lady Huang's figure had become incredibly full, and Kongming could no longer suppress her. Although Lady Huang was considered plain-looking, she was merely not as delicate and frail as a typical noblewoman; she was by no means ugly, but rather possessed a rather plump and robust charm reminiscent of a country girl. Furthermore, she had considerable talent and literary ability, and her appearance and demeanor were no less than Kongming's.
Seeing the benefits, Liu Bei stared blankly at Kongming. Kongming chuckled inwardly, feigning surprise, and asked, "Is my lord unwell?" Liu Bei
was greatly embarrassed and replied, "Nothing, nothing."
After sitting for a short while, Kongming rose and said, "My lord, please sit for a while. I will go change my clothes. Your wife may keep the Imperial Uncle and his wife company for a moment."
Lady Gan quietly said to Lady Huang, "I also wish to change my clothes. Where is the restroom?" Lady Huang told her, and Lady Gan left.
Only Liu Bei and Lady Huang remained at the banquet, and Xuande could only make small talk. Xuande said, "Lady Huang, why do you not dare to raise your head?" Lady Huang blushed and said,
"This humble servant is ugly and dares not startle Your Excellency." The Imperial Uncle said, "Not so. I observe that you, Madam, are beautiful and intelligent, with a radiant presence." Lady Huang was ashamed and turned away from the banquet, but her enormous buttocks were directly facing Xuande, and her large, plump breasts were clearly visible. Xuande saw this and kept swallowing, his penis erect. Unable to resist his lustful audacity, he leaned closer and asked in a low voice, "How old are you, Madam?" Lady Huang dared not not answer and said, "I am thirty years old." Bei said happily, "Truly a beautiful young woman." He then said, "Please, Madam, pour me some tea." As Lady Huang bent over, Xuande reached out and gently touched her large breasts. Huang was shocked and asked, "What do you want?" Unexpectedly, Xuande grabbed her plump breasts and wouldn't let go, using the techniques taught by Xu Yuanzhi. He pinched her breasts at the most sensitive spot, and Huang's breathing quickened; she couldn't control herself. Xuande pressed his advantage, grabbing Huang's buttocks and digging between her buttocks. Huang tried to resist, but the techniques taught by Xu Shu were so effective that in a short time, her vulva was aroused, her juices flowing freely, her body burning with heat and itching, her legs trembling, and she collapsed into Liu Bei's arms. Xuande was overjoyed. He lifted Huang's top, grasped her large breasts, and began to devour them, sucking on her nipples. He found this country girl to have a unique charm, quite different from the noblewomen. Xuande, taking advantage of the situation, removed Huang's undergarments and began to lick her vulva. He quickly pulled down his pants and thrust his long-cultivated penis inside…

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