【Wang Dandan's Adventures】(Prologue: Time Travel)

Prologue: Transmigrated My name is Wang Dandan. Most people, upon hearing my name, always give me a look of
astonishment, as if they've seen an alpaca, asking me which excavator technician is the best—no, asking why my name is so awesome.
I always feel incredibly ashamed. There's no way around it; my sister gave me this name. If you ask me why my sister could
give me such a terrible name, I can only say that she's just that terrible.
But that's not the point, you idiot! You're probably wondering why my sister named me instead of my parents? Oh,
I forgot to tell you, I'm an orphan. I was adopted by my sister when I was five. At that time, my sister was a famous child star and
a child prodigy, earning a considerable income. She adopted me from the orphanage at a charity event. My older sister is five years older than me
. She's been a top student and a tech enthusiast since childhood, and now she's the chief scientist at the largest scientific research institution in the 22nd century,
as well as a national idol. (I've always wondered why my 10-year-old sister wanted to adopt a 5-year-old orphan.
I once secretly asked her about it, and at first she wouldn't say, but after my persistent questioning, she blushed and told me
she discovered that my... well, you know... was different from most people's. I asked, "Where is it?" She said, "It's just that... you'll find out later
.") I am a man. Yes, you read that right.
I'm a promising young man in my early twenties, academically excellent,
handsome, and what's commonly known as a "male god," having just graduated from university. As a 22nd-century homebody and artsy
type, influenced by my sister, my biggest hobby is reading science books, researching scientific theories, and
conducting experiments. Because I frequent science forums on a certain website, I'm respectfully called a "new century folk scientist,"
or "folk scientist" for short.
Tomorrow I'm going on a two-week scientific expedition organized by members of a forum. My awful sister,
after finding out, insisted on taking her along and even gave me a little note with a list of items she needs to bring.
"What's with you, a great scientist, going to this kind of grassroots gathering?" I complained as I
took the note.
"What the hell is this?!" I glanced at the contents of the note and asked helplessly, "
Two boxes of convenience food are fine, but sanitary napkins, bras, and panties? How am I, a man, supposed to buy all this? Oh, that's not the point.
The point is, don't you already have plenty of bras and panties? Why are you buying more? Did you masturbate again recently and change
your size? And why are you bringing perfume on a scientific expedition?"
In response to my questioning, my sister put on a pitiful look, "Good boy!" and then, with tears
welling up in her eyes, she said softly, "I have something very important to do today, or I'll die!" As she spoke , she took my hand and pressed her soft breasts against my arm, her long, smooth black hair brushing 　　against my skin
like silk .
I jolted awake, quickly pulling my hand away and asking calmly, "What's so
important?"
"I'm going to the beauty salon for a new hairstyle, a women's spa for a facial and body treatment
, and today's the finale of 'Transmigrating to the Qing Dynasty to Become a Eunuch,' I'll die if I don't watch it!"
"Damn it, you might as well die! Don't even think about me buying these things!" I said resolutely.
"Little Egg is still so naughty. If you go buy them, I'll reward you when you get back," my sister said,
clasping her hands together and half-kneeling in front of me. Her beautiful eyes blinked, and with her small nose and slightly pouting
pink lips, her stunningly beautiful face stared at me, giving me an urge to pin her down and
ravage her!
No, I must calm down. Only a calm mind can penetrate the mysteries of the world and become
a winner in life! I told myself this, silently reciting a passage from the *Three Character Classic*—no, the *Tao Te Ching*—to try and calm
my chaotic thoughts. Finally, realizing I was still reciting the *Three Character Classic*, I gave in.
"Fine, fine, I give up, I'll go!"
I couldn't stand my sister like this; she had absolutely no morals or limits. For the twenty years we lived together, I was
bullied by her from childhood to adulthood. Before I was 15, I couldn't beat her. At 16, I discovered I was stronger and could beat her, thinking I could
finally escape her bullying. But the tragedy continued. She would start playing the victim, acting cute, and eventually resorting to seduction
!
With my youthful ambition and pseudo-scientific self-control, most women would only humiliate themselves with such tactics. But my sister was different.
In terms of looks, she was truly devastating, with a voluptuous figure. Plus, she had some kind of seduction
technique she'd learned somewhere. Although I wanted to fight back, I was powerless. I was always incredibly embarrassed in front of her, and my IQ
plummeted. In the end, I could only succumb to her tyranny.
Holding the spatial ring she gave me—yes, you read that right, a spatial ring.
There's only one of these in the 22nd century. It's a trial product recently developed by my sister's research institute after a breakthrough in spatial theory.
It can hold twenty cubic meters of non-living matter. Then I headed to the city's largest supermarket to begin my embarrassing journey…
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"Any passengers who would like drinks or desserts can order from the self-service ordering machines at their seats. Food and
drinks are free on this flight!" A sweet female voice came through my earphones. I took them off, looked at my
sister sleeping soundly against my shoulder, and gently wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth with a tissue. A feeling of indescribable comfort
and sweetness filled my heart. If it weren't for my sister, I might still be homeless on the streets.
My sister seemed startled awake by my movement, opening her blurry eyes. Watching me put the tissue into her spatial ring
, she seemed to remember something, muttering to herself, "At an altitude of 20,000 meters above Earth,
isn't it impossible to use a spatial ring due to gravitational deviation? Did I forget to tell Dandan? That shouldn't be the case. Could it be that
the research institute's calculations are flawed, allowing items to be taken out and put in the spatial ring? Or is it
affecting the surrounding space?"
"Sister, what are you doing? Don't scare me!" Hearing that it might affect the surrounding space, I hurriedly
chanted "Apple closes the door" to shut down the spatial ring, but it was too late. The plane began to shake violently, and streaks of
ball lightning flashed past the window. I quickly grabbed my sister's hand, "Sister, think of something!"
But suddenly I heard a loud "bang," and everything went black; I lost consciousness!
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Ah, my head hurts so much! I feel like my head is splitting open, like boiling water is being poured into my brain. The pain is excruciating
. I barely managed to open my eyes, but it was still pitch black. Instinctively, I reached out to grab something, but
I couldn't remember what I was trying to grab. I felt a sense of loss, a lump in my throat, and then I passed out again
!
"Sister Yiyou, look at the bird I made. Is there anything I can improve?"
"You idiot! Is that even a bird? Look at that! It looks like a turtle, and the wings are
obviously disproportionate to its body. It's clearly not aerodynamic. What's the skeleton made of?
Why is it so heavy? Did you throw all the things I taught you into the Grammatical Kingdom?"
"Damn it! I used the so-called golden ratio suggested in your paper, 'On the Relationship between the Principles of Biomimetics and Modern Aircraft,'
and the material is the new mutant metal alloy you gave me! Are you kidding me
?!"
"Hmm? Is that so? I'm a little sleepy and need to rest. Remember to make lunch.
Remember not to add oil to the braised shrimp, and don't add tomatoes to the braised tomatoes!" "
Don't change the subject! If you say braised shrimp without oil, then braise one for me!!! Tomatoes are
tomatoes, okay?"
...
Sister, where are you?
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My head hurts! It really hurts! It really, really hurts! (Author, enough already, stop padding the word count!)
I struggled to open my handsome eyes. Everything was still dark, but there were faint
, soft, dim, hazy points of light within the darkness, like a dream. Slowly, the light became clearer, converging
into individual points of light. My senses gradually returned, and I realized I was lying on the ground, gazing at
the starry sky.
After lying there for a while, the headache gradually subsided. I felt cold, but my limbs had no strength. I slowly remembered
the plane crash caused by using the space ring on the plane. I was so lucky to be alive! But
where was my sister? I tilted my head and looked around using the starlight out of the corner of my eye. I didn't see any plane wreckage.
There was a small river in the direction of my feet, and grass on both sides of my head, with a few small insects crawling around on the grass.
Something was strange, I wondered to myself.
After lying there for an unknown amount of time, I slowly regained some strength and struggled to sit up. I discovered I was surprisingly
unharmed, and my spatial ring was still on my hand, but I was completely naked. Luckily, no one was around. "Apple closes the door!" I
opened my spatial ring (my sister had set the passwords for opening and closing the ring to "Apple closes the door," and
you ask why not "Apple opens the door" and "Apple closes the door"? How would I know!). I looked through the space, took
out a set of outdoor marching clothes and put them on, then took out some instant food, untied the packaging, and the food automatically heated up. Soon ,
a bowl of braised beef noodles appeared before me (truly 22nd-century technology!). I wolfed down the
noodles, took out my mobile terminal system—the legendary phone—to check my location, and
was dumbfounded when I opened it! Google Maps was blank, with an "error" message below, indicating network unavailable
. This was impossible in the 22nd century; the internet covered every corner of the earth.
Was my phone broken? I checked the system and everything was normal. The phone's hardware and software were all working fine; everything was normal except for
the inability to make calls or access the internet. I even played an ancient song, "Above the Phoenix," and there were no problems
. Unable to figure out the location, I panicked for a moment. "Never mind," I thought, "I'll wait until daytime!" So I took out a lighter,
lit a piece of highly concentrated fuel, started a fire, and lay down beside it, falling asleep again.
I slept soundly until dawn. When I woke up, I immediately and instinctively covered my groin with my hand, remembering the past.
"My lovely sister will never wake me up again!" I muttered to myself, a tear rolling down my cheek
(readers vomit). I silently prayed for my sister's safety, then lazily rolled over and got up. "
Open Apple!" I pulled out my compass and headed west
!

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