[Interstellar Harem] Chapters 1-4

Chapter 1
Sunlight, filtered through some kind of filter in the sky, refracted onto the ground, turning the whole world into a kaleidoscope of colors.
Bai Xiaofei ran desperately through the narrow, ruined alleyways.
For the first time in his life, he desperately wished he could be like the characters in novels, possessing unparalleled martial arts
skills, able to leap across rooftops and scale obstacles as if they were nothing.
Behind him, sparks from machine gun fire splattered across the ground, hissing and crackling incessantly, relentlessly
following his path. The closest bullets made Bai Xiaofei's hair
stand on end, a tingling sensation spreading through his skin, a chill running down
his spine! This feeling was like when he first got into a fight, beaten black and blue, and then went to his martial arts-
obsessed father, crying and begging him to teach him how to fight. Dad squinted at the bloodstains under Bai Xiaofei's nose as if looking at a stunning beauty
, his expression one of long-awaited anticipation. He loudly replied, "Alright! I've been thinking for a while now that
I should teach you some unparalleled martial arts! Let me think… Dugu Nine Swords? Tathagata Palm? Northern Darkness Divine Art? My dear son
, which one do you choose?"
"…" Bai Xiaofei wiped his nosebleed in disappointment and walked away.
A chill ran down his spine.
He had been in this world for a full month.
Three days ago, that damned police robot, perhaps having ingested some expired engine oil, suddenly changed its attitude towards him
from Tang Sanzang-style civilized persuasion to Sun Wukong-style club-wielding pursuit! So, Bai Xiaofei had been running frantically ever since
.
A rigid, robotic female voice sounded behind him: "Unknown thief, codename 0928. According to case tracking playback
, due to your 12th theft, escape, and resistance to arrest this month… your criminal status has been upgraded
to Level 2! Headquarters has authorized the use of tranquilizer darts and other Level 2 instruments against you… If you are caught, your
credit record will be reduced by 2000 points… Repeat, please stand still and raise your hands! If you are caught,
your credit record will be reduced by 2000 points… Repeat, please stand still and raise your hands…"
A bunker-like building appeared in the distance. Bai Xiaofei quickened his pace and ran to the bunker entrance.
A sloping downward passage appeared, seemingly an air-raid shelter. Before jumping down,
Bai Xiaofei felt a slight sense of relief, gave the pursuing robot and the empty sky
two firm middle fingers, and then, amidst the enthusiastic farewell of the tranquilizer darts, leaped into the air-raid shelter.
"Warning! Warning! Warning... You have entered a dangerous area without authorization and will have 500 credit points deducted.
Repeat..." The robot hovered above the air-raid shelter, seemingly wary of something inside, and stopped
chasing.
"Huff... Huff..." After a few heavy breaths, Bai Xiaofei leaned against the wall of the air-raid shelter and
slowly squatted down.
"Warning! Warning! Warning..." The cold electronic female voice suddenly changed direction and
came from the depths of the air-raid shelter.
Bai Xiaofei was startled and jumped up from the ground. He listened carefully for a while before sitting back down and
said weakly, "Little Lily, don't be silly. I can hear the sound of your electronic arm rubbing... Come and see
what I've found today!"
A soft voice, though gentle, seemed to be sighing through a thick mask: "If you can
find some machine oil, maybe you won't notice me next time I approach you..."
With the voice, a very graceful and beautiful woman walked out of the air-raid shelter tunnel. Her
long, flowing hair cascaded down her shoulders like a gentle stream, framing her smooth, flawless skin and shapely figure
. Every proportion was perfectly harmonious and natural. Her features were exquisite, with crescent-shaped eyebrows and eyes as clear as autumn water—
she was like a figure from a painting.
However, despite her perfect appearance, her cold face seemed veiled by ice, devoid of any
expression. She walked very slowly, like an elderly person suffering from a serious illness. Each step she took occasionally
produced a harsh creaking sound, like a dagger scraping against steel.
Bai Xiaofei sighed as he watched the woman approach and said, "Next time I'll go a little further and try to find
the machine oil you need!"
The woman replied expressionlessly, "Okay." Her voice remained indistinct.
Bai Xiaofei frowned slightly: "I've already taught you twice. You should at least say
thank you for someone's kindness!"
The woman slowly replied, "I don't think it's necessary to express gratitude for something that hasn't happened yet."
Bai Xiaofei sighed softly, "Whatever... Robots are robots, too rigid."
Hearing the robot's comment, the woman's eyes flashed rapidly, but she didn't utter a word
.
This beautiful and charming robot woman was Bai Xiaofei's first companion after arriving in this world. It's
said that when he was discovered, he was lying naked on
the ground with this female robot, embracing each other in a very indecent position—this story caused Bai Xiaofei considerable distress, because before he transmigrated,
he was watching "Terminator III" in bed, and
he transmigrated right when the liquid metal female robot appeared.
If he had known that watching a movie would involve such an exaggerated time-travel story, even after masturbating three times that day,
even at the risk of dying from exhaustion, Bai Xiaofei would still have insisted on watching Aoi Sora, Maria Ozawa, and Nao Yoshizaki
… Okay, actually, what he really wanted to see was "The First Time in Human History, 500 People," if only he could
bring all those actresses over and take care of all the actors!
Of course, if he really had a choice, Bai Xiaofei would rather not have those 500 and stay in his doghouse
. Eating Master Kong instant noodles, watching AV actresses, playing World of Warcraft Online, happily being a parasite on his father,
being a lazy, good-for-nothing otaku!
If only he could choose!
Bai Xiaofei sighed softly, took a few things out of his backpack and handed them to Pan Liluo, letting her check
her haul for the day.
"Pan Liluo" is the name Bai Xiaofei gave to the beautiful robot in front of him. If you want to know its meaning
, just read the three characters backwards—that's right, it's "Loli? Pan."
This stems from a nerdy guy's harsh condemnation of robots' "empty" female structure, and his wicked
obsession.
Three packs of biscuits, two bottles of water, two boxes of candy, and two other items whose purpose is currently unknown. Pan Liluo casually
picked up a bag of biscuits, her eyes flashing, and quickly read aloud: "c20h30o-h2o-h2co3...defined as
carbohydrates, edible, broken down into glucose in the human body. Database search for similar items: aoliao,
bicky, etc..."
Bai Xiaofei quickly stuffed the food into his pocket, muttering, "There's no need to study these things.
I know what they are... and I also know what they eventually become in the human body!"
Pan Liluo replied nonchalantly, "The chemical composition of human excrement is extremely complex. I don't think you can
figure out what it contains..." She stopped talking under Bai Xiaofei's murderous glare and began to study the two
unknown items.
One of the items, resembling a screwdriver, seemed rather useless. Pan Liluo examined it for a moment, then
said with some doubt, "Unknown metal, database classification... location r3e9a8 damaged, memory repair initiated
... repair in progress... estimated completion time 32 hours..."
"It seems you have a lot of missing data in your head! You've been repairing it these past few days."
Pan Liluo didn't answer, instead picking up another item resembling a picture frame, her eyes
flashing rapidly as if analyzing something. Suddenly, an arc of electricity erupted from the picture frame in her hand, revealing images
and sounds. The words "News" appeared in large characters within the frame, accompanied by a pleasant female voice reading
aloud along with the related images.
Pan Liluo's fingers traced patterns on the frame, and a message popped up: "On January 7, 2639,
Dr. Fang Wen, the creator of Noah One, accepted the Alliance's commission to begin the genetic
modification project for a new generation of humans. It is reported that Noah One has completely deciphered the genetic code of 250,000 species, including humans."
The Earth Alliance will begin preliminary genetic modification of volunteers within the next five years to make them more suitable for
survival in space. The evolutionary direction of the new humans will no longer focus on the single development of physical abilities or brainpower, but will adopt synchronous and
balanced development...
"2639? More than six hundred years... Damn it!" Bai Xiaofei slowly sat down, staring blankly at
the air above his head for a long time without saying a word.
Seeing that Bai Xiaofei's attention was no longer focused on the photo frame, Pan Liluo used her palm to hold the entire photo frame and began to study it
. A bunch of chaotic images and words swayed rapidly, making a sharp sound, and quickly disappeared between her
palms.
Bai Xiaofei lay on the ground like a zombie, staring blankly at the ceiling, and said in a very hurt tone
, "Little loli, I'm hurt now... My heart has been seriously injured! Come and comfort me
."
Pan Liluo let out a very human sigh, slowly squatted down and unbuttoned her shirt. Pressing her two round
, white breasts, bursting from her body, against Bai Xiaofei's chest, she raised her clear eyes and asked, "Want the first set of comforting actions?
Or the second set?"
"The second set, please... the mechanical arm on your body is just too loud. Mmm..."
As soon as the second set was mentioned, Pan Liluo had already skillfully unzipped Bai Xiaofei's pants, opened her small mouth, and lowered her head
to lean in. A warm and moist cavity enveloped Bai Xiaofei's penis, and he immediately groaned with pleasure
, unable to help but exclaim, "Little loli, your movements are getting more and more skilled... Oh... deeper
! It's so great to have a tireless robot female companion..."
Pan Liluo knelt between Bai Xiaofei's legs, expressionlessly stretching out a hand to smooth her
long hair that had been disheveled by the shaking, her head rising and falling even more vigorously. Glistening, sticky fluid clung to her red lips in shimmering
threads, creating a scene that, in contrast to her serious expression, appeared both alluring and eerie.
The robot woman's oral skills were passionate and practiced. She would pause occasionally to glance upwards,
looking at Bai Xiaofei with unusually innocent eyes, before her tongue would lick the back of his penis, then plunge it all the way in, accompanied by a series of
gurgling, obscene sounds. Each time she lowered her head, she would take the entire penis deep into her throat
without any apparent difficulty, unlike a normal woman who would gag or experience shortness of breath
. Her delicate nose gently brushed against Bai Xiaofei's abdomen, her luscious red lips sometimes sucking, sometimes rubbing,
bringing an extraordinary pleasure.
"Oh...deep throat! Oh yeah...faster..."
With a creaking sound, Pan Liluo wrapped her long, slender arms around Bai Xiaofei's waist.
Her snow-white neck stretched to her chin at an almost straight angle, her beautiful neck swaying like a running motor
. Her jet-black hair danced like clouds, and her two rosy lips tightly enveloped Bai Xiaofei's penis,
moving up and down tirelessly.
"Oh...little loli, your mouth is better than any other woman's..." Bai Xiaofei felt
the warmth and ecstasy from his penis and finally ejaculated uncontrollably.
Pan Liluo tilted her head back slightly, making her snow-white neck appear almost perfectly straight like a swan stretching its neck to cry,
swallowing Bai Xiaofei's ejaculate in large gulps. At the same time, she maintained a bent-over posture, relying entirely on
the strength of her knees and waist to support her body, and reached out her warm hands to cup Bai Xiaofei's testicles to prevent any
semen from leaking out.
Bai Xiaofei groaned with satisfaction, "Alright, finishing touches..."
Pan Liluo obediently buried her face in Bai Xiaofei's crotch, swallowing the semen-covered penis completely into her throat, sucking
as she slowly pulled it out. Then, with her right hand, she rubbed the penis from the base to the glans, sucking up all the remaining semen.
Finally, when licking the glans with her little tongue, she changed position, rubbing her full breasts against Bai Xiaofei's thighs, letting Bai
Xiaofei see her licking the glans.
Until no more semen could be sucked out, Pan Liluo remained in the position, licking her lips, and raised her head, revealing clear, innocent
eyes.
Watching Pan Liluo meticulously follow the steps he had taught her to clean herself up, Bai Xiaofei finally
regained a little confidence in this era—my god, at this frequency for twenty minutes, and
deep throat at that! Not even needing to breathe! In my time, which woman could do that? Even if someone could,
it wouldn't be my turn to enjoy it… The future world has its advantages.
A sudden unusual noise from above made Bai Xiaofei perk up again. Depressed as he was,
until he found a way back, or could live freely here, he still had to be careful and keep a low profile
. He glanced at Pan Liluo, signaling her to get up quickly. Then Bai Xiaofei shouldered the food and walked deeper into the air-raid shelter
.
"Okay... at least I know I'm still on Earth, not transported to another world." Bai Xiaofei
pursed his lips, tightened his backpack, and skillfully navigated the alleyways of the air-raid shelter, arriving at a relatively clean-looking
hall.
"Bang!" He threw his backpack on the ground and then collapsed onto a stone platform covered with straw
. Bai Xiaofei forced a smile at Pan Liluo standing beside him and said, "I wonder
what I can get from Old Jiss in exchange for what I stole this time? Speaking of which, after confirming this is Earth, what I most wanted to see was his expression
, haha."
Pan Liluo's eyes flashed, and she gave a cold smile with a slight upturn of her lips...
Sunlight refracted in from somewhere in the air-raid shelter. There were only two stone platforms in the hall.
Bai Xiaofei lay on one of them; the other platform was covered with many strangely shaped items, all
brought back by Bai Xiaofei from his previous outings. The floor and walls were covered in strange, scribbled writing. The entire hall 　　was made
of some unknown material , somewhat like steel and somewhat like cement, giving it a very solid appearance—of course, 　　unarmed, Bai Xiaofei wasn't so bored as to use his fragile body to test the walls' 　　sturdiness. 　　 Pan Liluo stood quietly behind Bai Xiaofei, the dim light seeming to coat her body with a 　　crystalline glow. When she stood still, her rounded figure resembled a flawless white 　　sculpture, breathtakingly beautiful. 　　 Bai Xiaofei turned over, admiring Pan Liluo's delicate face with satisfaction, casually grabbing a blade of grass and chewing on it 　　, letting the sunlight shine on his body. He could only be described as having regular features, and whether it was due to his long-term sedentary lifestyle 　　or the effects of his time in the air-raid shelter, his complexion was somewhat pale. His medium 　　-thin build was almost unrecognizable compared to his previous 100-meter sprint. 　　 For Bai Xiaofei, whether it was his own era or this future one, the environment 　　wasn't that different. He was an easygoing person; as long as there were AV actresses to watch and fast food to 　　eat, he could settle down anywhere. 　　 At least here there was fast food, and the AV actresses had even evolved into obedient and beautiful perpetual motion robots 　　—for Bai Xiaofei, this was already a good start. 　　 In the main hall of the air-raid shelter, Bai Xiaofei squinted slightly against the light, beginning to consider his current situation 　　: First, he had transmigrated. The location of his transmigration should still be on Earth, and the time… was about six hundred years in the future. 　　 Second, Earth's technology was already very advanced. The term "nation" existed only in concept, replaced 　　by various large alliance-like organizations, the largest being the Human Alliance, and others including the Imperial Alliance, the Third 　　Commercial Circle, etc… These alliances, united, formed the New Human Federation! 　　 On the streets outside the air-raid shelter, most public facilities and official business were operated and maintained by robots. In other 　　words, it seems humans no longer need to do any physical labor... Hmm, what a paradise for otaku! 　　 Currency has been replaced by some so-called identity and credit record system; the concept of cash has been abolished. In other words, ID 　　cards are linked to bank accounts, and everything—eating, transportation, shopping—is done by swiping your ID. But I, unfortunately, have no identity, 　　so even if I find a job, I can't get paid! So I can only rely on Old Geese's charity, or risk stealing. 　　 The worse news is that I've been targeted by robot police. And I'm some kind of "second-degree 　　criminal"! I can manage food, drink, and shelter in the short term, but 　　it's hard to say whether I'll be closely watched next time I steal. 　　 The most frustrating thing is that while there are many wild plants in this era, I haven't found anything edible yet 　　; and wild animals... it seems that apart from the "four pests" from six hundred years ago, I haven't found any other species. Have all the other large creatures besides humans 　　become extinct? 　　 In fact, so far, I don't even know if the only "animal" I've seen should even be considered an animal? 　　 The final question is, why did I travel to this time? Can I go back? The answer should lie with 　　Pan Liluo, who appeared with him—unfortunately, this robotic woman not only had physical problems, but her memory chip was also 　　incomplete. If she hadn't finally regained her ability to speak a week ago, she would probably have been 　　dismantled into a pile of scrap metal by old Giss by now… 　　 Just as he was thinking this, he suddenly heard a rustling sound. Bai Xiaofei sighed and simply closed his eyes, saying 　　, “Old man Giss, I found the newspaper today.” 　　 A slow but sharp voice rang in his ears: “Oh, so what news did you get?” 　　 “There’s good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?” 　　 “It doesn’t matter… let’s start with the good news…” Giss’s sharp voice suddenly jumped onto the stone platform, clearly 　　flipping through what Bai Xiaofei had brought back. 　　 "The good news is—I've confirmed that I'm still on that planet I told you about called 'Earth.' 　　And indeed, as you guessed, I'm an Earthling who traveled from ancient times… The bad news is, if 　　we confirm that I'm still on Earth…" Bai Xiaofei muttered softly, slowly opening his eyes. 　　Standing atop his chest was an animal, easily three feet tall, with short forelimbs, beady eyes, and pointed ears.

A creature with a long tail and two sharp, protruding teeth protruding from its mouth. According to Bai Xiaofei's understanding—
it was a white-furred rat larger than a cat.
"Uh… of course you're on Earth," Gis nodded. "So what exactly is this so-called bad news
?"
"If I am indeed on Earth..." Bai Xiaofei stared directly at Giss, who was nodding repeatedly in confirmation, and
said, word by word, "Then, you—are—indeed—the—creature—that I have seen!"
"Uh..." Giss's head froze, his small, beady eyes filled with
utter horror. He opened his mouth, trembling, "You...you...you mean..."
Bai Xiaofei nodded, his face stern as he answered, "Yes...we are called rats."
Pan Liluo's eyes flashed, and she mechanically read, "Rats, rodents! Apart from
humans, rats are the fastest and most successful mammals in terms of reproduction. Omnivorous, with strong vitality..."
Before Pan Liluo could finish, the moment Giss heard the word "rat," his eyes rolled back, and he let out
a "ga..." A strange light flashed in his eyes, and then he collapsed weakly onto Bai Xiaofei's chest.
"Gis? Gis! Gis!"
"Oh...no! I'm not a rat!!!" A moment later, a heart-wrenching, piercing scream echoed throughout the air-raid
shelter.
In fact, Bai Xiaofei had never seen a rat like Gis before—it was an
intelligent creature capable of fluently conversing with people in over thirty languages, including the ancient Chinese he was currently using
! It solved Goldbach's Conjecture on the wall in just five minutes, though it didn't
know if it was correct; it was proficient in all kinds of knowledge, could walk upright, and had a detailed
, meticulous, and discerning pursuit of quality of life!
For a month, Bai Xiaofei's main life consisted of learning
various kinds of knowledge and languages about this era from the old rat Gis; and then, while protecting Pan Liluo from being dismantled into parts by the old Gis, he argued with the old Gis about
whether he had traveled through space or time!
Originally, some valuable clues about this question could have been found in Pan Liluo, who appeared with Bai Xiaofei
. But the sight of the old white rat drooling over Pan Liluo while brandishing a screwdriver awakened Bai Xiaofei's inner
otaku. He shouted, "Beautiful women are for having sex, not for dismembering!" and resolutely stopped
the old white rat's attempt to harm Pan Liluo!
Thus, the endless debate about whether Bai Xiaofei was in another world or the future, or whether the old rat was a rat or
some other creature, continued—until Bai Xiaofei found
a newspaper that could prove he was from the present era!
Bai Xiaofei shook his head, continuing his thoughts amidst the rat's wailing:
the primal motivation for leaving the air-raid shelter to steal was to further understand this world and find evidence of whether he was in another world or the future
.
His only companions, besides Pan Liluo, were a white-haired rat who could speak and whose technological knowledge
would put any scientist of his time to shame! Moreover, besides its mutated appearance, this rat
seemed mentally unstable...
Although this rat, who called itself Giss, could provide some food, the problem was—not everything
rats could eat was edible for humans!
Even if this rat could provide an unlimited supply of food, and its tastes were infinitely similar to
humans', he couldn't possibly hide in the bomb shelter until he died of old age, or hope to suddenly travel back in
time! The conclusion was that he had to find 　　a way to survive and integrate into future human society
before those chasing him replaced their tranquilizer darts with real guns . 　　 When Bai Xiaofei finished his conclusion and came to his senses, old Giss had stopped crying and was squatting on his 　　backpack, calmly grinding his teeth on the screwdriver-shaped object he had stolen. 　　 Bai Xiaofei scratched his head, though he didn't know why this rat refused to admit it was a rat for various reasons 　　. Just moments ago, it was wailing and lamenting, "I'm not a rat!", but now 　　it's casually baring its teeth and making a rat's signature move. The contrast is so stark that it's 　　hard to accept. 　　 Thinking, "This guy either has mental problems or a memory problem!" Bai Xiaofei decided 　　to forget the word "rat" for a considerable period of time, hoping to find peace and stability in his life. He stood up 　　and said to Gis, "Um... Mr. Gis..." 　　 It seems that being identified as a rat has deeply affected old Gis, as 　　it remained unresponsive even after Bai Xiaofei called its name twice. Bai Xiaofei had to walk closer and shout, 　　"Mr. Gis!" 　　 "Squeak..." Gis responded weakly, without looking up, "What is it?" 　　 "Uh... that..." Why is even its voice starting to sound like a rat's? Bai Xiaofei resisted the urge to roll his eyes 　　and asked, "Do you know what a so-called second-degree criminal is?" 　　 "Crunch! Crunch... Squeak! Squeak squeak..." came the sound of grinding teeth and a mouse's squeaking. 　　 "...Can you speak English?" 　　 "Crunch! Crunch... Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak..." The grinding became more and more vigorous. 　　 Bai Xiaofei could only sigh, "Alright then... I apologize for calling you a mouse earlier... 　　Could you please speak a 'language' I can understand?" 　　 "Crunch! Crunch... Uh..." The white-furred mouse suddenly stopped grinding its teeth, slowly raised its head, and asked blankly 　　, "Little friend, what did you ask me just now?" 　　 Bai Xiaofei stared at Old Giss's eyes in confusion. He seemed to have seen lines of something 　　flash across its eyes, but they suddenly disappeared... Was he seeing things? Temporarily suppressing his new question 　　, he repeated his previous question: "I asked you if you know what a second-degree criminal means?"

"Ha... Old Geese knows everything! There's no problem Old Geese doesn't know!" The white-haired
rat raised its head and shouted smugly, then suddenly looked at the screwdriver-like object it had chewed on, casually
threw it on the ground, shook its head and muttered to itself, "What am I, an old man, doing holding something like this?"
"Sigh... His memory is definitely faulty!" Bai Xiaofei stopped, twisting Mike's leg. Jackson
took a step back with a moonwalk, thinking maliciously, "What if he suddenly goes crazy? Then
all that stuff in his warehouse will be mine, right? This old guy always hides things from me... Now it seems like
my chance has come, haha! But what if he has violent tendencies? Such a big rat, what if
it bites me..."
The old white rat attack that Bai Xiaofei feared hadn't happened yet.
Although Old Giss was a little dazed after throwing away the screwdriver, he quickly regained his composure, turning to Bai Xiaofei impatiently and saying
, "Hey! Do you even want to listen to me? Why did you run so far?" "I, I'm afraid you'll bite me..." Bai Xiaofei 　　muttered
involuntarily, staring at Old Giss's gleaming buck teeth . 　　 "What!?" 　　 "Ah! No... I... I twisted my back! I twisted my back! Hehe..." Bai Xiaofei quickly did 　　a few fitness moves he had learned in school, preparing to run away at any moment while chuckling awkwardly, "Hehe... I just 　　accidentally twisted my back, I'll move around a bit and it'll stop the pain... Don't worry about me, you go about your business. You go about your business 　　..." 　　 "So young, and your back and legs are already so weak." Old White Rat shook his head, looking absent-minded. 　　He coughed and asked, "A second-degree criminal, right?" 　　 "Yes! The robot that was chasing me today said I'm already a second-degree criminal! A few days ago, it was just chasing 　　me around, shouting slogans like 'Theft is shameful,' and 'Criminals will have so many credit points deducted…' 　　and so on. Today, it actually pulled out a tranquilizer gun and shot me! Luckily, I ran fast, or it would have caught me and dissected me for research!" 　　 "Uh… you actually got away! I see…" Old Giss looked Bai Xiaofei up and down several 　　times, muttering to himself in confusion, "Impossible… Six hundred years ago, humans were almost like monkeys, how could they 　　outrun a robot with the AC-13 program core… Have robots' intelligence degenerated now?" 　　 "Hey! Who are you calling a monkey?" 　　 "Crunch! Crunch…" Old Giss stopped grinding his teeth in bewilderment and asked strangely, "What's that noise?" 　　 "Ah...it's nothing, nothing!" Bai Xiaofei stared guiltily at the old white rat's stopped grinding teeth and 　　could only grit his teeth as he replied, "It's some primates expressing their anger!" 　　 "Primates...that's monkeys, isn't it?" 　　 "Old man...you did that on purpose, didn't you!" 　　 "Huh? Crunch! Crunch..." The grinding sound rang out again. 　　 "Alright then...it's nothing, nothing..." It seemed that ever since he knew he was a rat, Old Gis 　　would unconsciously enter rat mode whenever he thought about something! Bai Xiaofei rubbed his forehead and summarized 　　some patterns in the old white rat's abnormal behavior. Then, for his own safety, he had to compromise again and accept 　　the fact that he belonged to "the same category as monkeys." 　　 Next, Mr. Gis finally maintained a "normal" state and told Bai Xiaofei about 　　the basic regulations within the Earth Alliance six hundred years later: 　　 the life expectancy of the future population had greatly improved, with an average lifespan exceeding three hundred years. Children's education 　　begins at age 8, and graduating at age 13 is equivalent to graduating from university today 　　. Continuing education leads to a doctoral degree at age 18. 　　 In this era, all punishments and rewards are determined by credit points. Crimes deduct points, 　　while work and contributions to the Alliance add points. Each Earth citizen starts with 1000 points. 　　Crimes committed before age 13 are penalized by half the normal penalty, deducted from both the guardian and the offender. Crimes committed between age 13 　　and 18 are penalized by an annual increase of 10%, deducted from both the guardian and the offender 　　. After age 18, individuals are considered adults, and penalties are 100% deducted. 　　 Child labor is strictly prohibited. Credit points cannot be increased before age 13. From age 13 to 18, contributions to the Alliance 　　are added annually. After age 18, points are added normally. 　　 The definition of a criminal is as follows: 　　 those with 0 to -500 points are considered Level 1 criminals, similar to civil disputes. Most cases 　　are simply penalized by deducting points; there are no further explanations, and points are simply earned back. 　　 Points between -500 and -2000 indicate a Level 2 criminal, who has already affected the stability of the Alliance. They must 　　undergo education and rehabilitation; those with serious offenses will be accompanied 24/7 by guard robots equipped with tranquilizer guns to prevent 　　recidivism. 　　 Points between -2000 and -20000 indicate a Level 3 criminal. They are now considered potentially dangerous 　　and are typically pursued by specialized law enforcement. Once subdued, in addition to 24/7 　　armed guards, their movement and social circles will be restricted—if they cross the Alliance's permitted residential area or 　　contact other Level 2 or higher criminals, they must be prepared to play hide-and-seek with 4 to 8 heavily armed robot guards 　　… 　　 Points between -20000 and -300000 indicate a Level 4 criminal. They face life imprisonment; those with serious offenses will be sent 　　to an alien planet for mining. 　　 Points above -300000 are Level 5 criminals, facing life imprisonment; those with serious offenses will be rendered into a vegetative state. 　　 -1,000,000 or more... 　　 "Hey, that's enough. Even if a baby starts doing bad things from birth and does it for a full three hundred 　　years, it would be hard enough to accumulate tens of thousands of points... And those big shots with negative amounts of over a million, are 　　they just committing rape and plunder every day? Need I say more?" 　　 "Crunch... crunch crunch..." 　　 "Alright then... is there anything with five million? Actually, in my time, I preferred hearing that number 　　..." 　　 After cramming on future laws and regulations, Bai Xiaofei asked another question: "Hey old Giss,..."

" What does 'dangerous area' mean?"
"Uh...dangerous area?" Old Gis mumbled, sipping the drink Bai Xiaofei had brought back.
"During the later stages of World War IV, some countries were forced to use nuclear, biological, and electronic weapons
. In short, it was a complete mess...and as you can guess, it resulted in many contaminated areas...
like here."
"But isn't this an air-raid shelter?" Bai Xiaofei looked around suspiciously. "Could someone have brought
those weapons here to detonate them?"
"Here... Ha!" Old Giss suddenly became excited, leaping onto the stone platform and shouting excitedly, "
How can this be compared to those wretched places? This is a Level 5 danger zone! Level 5 danger! You should know
... uh... six hundred years is enough time for scientists to overcome too many problems—nowadays, ordinary nuclear radiation
is only considered Level 1 danger... uh... being exposed to radiation is
about the same as you getting a bad cold back then!"
Bai Xiaofei looked at the red-faced old white rat and thought fiercely—it seems that its lesions have
spread from its teeth to its whole body. Will it really pounce on him next? Should he strike first?
"Do you know?" Old Giss lowered his voice, leaning over with his huge rat head and
speaking mysteriously to Bai Xiaofei, "Actually, this air-raid shelter should have been protected as a sacred place for you humans..."
"Oh?" Bai Xiaofei resisted the temptation to punch the rat's head and replied.
"Because this was once the place where the founders of your new human gene technology... uh... the great Noah Six
worked, experimented, and fought!" the old white rat said proudly. "Now,
more than 50% of the improved genes of all humans outside were researched and developed here!"
"The creators of that 'Noah One' thing? It was mentioned in the newspaper just now... But
why has this place become a Level 5 danger zone?"
"Uh... you should know." The old white rat stared at Bai Xiaofei with wide eyes and slowly said, "Every great person
or successful person... before they achieve fame and success, behind their glory, there are inevitably some unknown things
! The great Noah Six were no exception... In fact, in the early stages of establishing the laboratory
, due to funding issues, the first things Noah Six developed were some... uh... very perverted things!"
"You mean gene weapons?"
"More terrifying than weapons..." The old white rat threw the empty drink on the ground, swayed and circled on the stone platform
, and stretched out its paw to try to show the degree of "more terrifying than weapons". Unfortunately, rats' claws
are short and not suitable for pictographic descriptions, so the white rat's movements look more like
the starting stance of Tai Chi.
"Are you alright...? Was the drink I brought back expired?" Bai Xiaofei subtly took a few
steps back and asked, "So what exactly did they develop?"
"Uh... I... I'm fine, Old Giss is doing great! Uh... let me tell you." The old white rat shook
his head, trying to count on his fingers: "Although many people have deliberately downplayed Noah's early achievements,
in the minds of most people in the know, they are enough to be recorded in history, far more powerful than Noah's Number One AI... You
see, there's Gene 4 that can make middle-aged and elderly men regain their virility... uh... Gene 6 that can make lolis develop internally
... Gene 27 that can quickly remove hair..."
"Well... okay. Although I also think these things sound pretty scary... but if they don't
appear in some underground auctions, they shouldn't be considered dangerous items, right?"
"No! No! No! Of course, the dangerous things aren't these things! My poor little friend..." Old
Giss shook his paw and continued seriously, "The dangerous thing is the record of these things being sold!"
"You mean?"
"You should know—scientists are usually very bad at managing money because they often don't know
how much money they've earned or spent," Old Giss said with a mysterious expression.
"So?"
"So, they meticulously recorded every penny the lab earned."
"I get it... Where did these idiots sign their death certificates?"
"Look! Everywhere!" Bai Xiaofei followed the direction Old Giss was pointing and immediately 　　found a line of rough text amidst
a pile of calculation formulas and scribbles on the wall : 　　 "August 5, 2595, the commander of the Murashita Legion of the Allied Army J Country ordered another 60 ml of Gene No. 4 　　product and prepaid 9 million credit diamonds. Requesting that the a2 gene controlling breast size be changed to a3, and the maturation period 　　be advanced by 3 months..." 　　 "February 3, 2596, Imperial Commander Marshall ordered Gene No. 6. He praised the effects highly, 　　expressed great satisfaction, and was willing to become a long-term customer..." 　　 "May 6, 2596, the Allied Army..." 　　 Uh, these records, indeed... very dangerous! 　　 That guy named Fang Wen can actually conduct scientific research openly and in public without 　　being murdered... His strength and luck are both astonishing! Bai Xiaofei's eyes darted around, and he 　　called out to Pan Liluo standing to the side, "Quick! Write all this down! You might need it later!" 　　 Pan Liluo nodded blankly, her eyes flashing with black and white beams of light, and replied, "It's all stored 　　... What's the use of this stuff?" 　　 Under Pan Liluo's inquisitive gaze, Bai Xiaofei chuckled strangely, "This stuff is extremely dangerous! Extremely 　　, extremely dangerous!" 　　 A series of snores echoed on the stone platform; the old white rat was already asleep, drooling. Bai 　　Xiaofei tiptoed over, picked up an empty beverage bottle from the ground, and smelled it—it 　　was indeed alcohol; the old guy was drunk! 　　 Helplessly, Bai Xiaofei covered the old white rat with a handful of straw and lay down listlessly. 　　 It turns out that this air-raid shelter is where the famous Noah's Ark Six started their business!

So this strange-looking old white rat probably isn't as simple as he seems; he must be hiding something
from me… Bai Xiaofei considered whether he should hang the old white rat up and torture him severely, or risk
getting two more bottles of wine to implement the "reveal the truth under the influence" plan.
So-called politicians are all guys with skin thicker than city walls and faces changing faster than flipping through a book.
The dark histories of some big shots are clearly not as important as the impact of these scientists! And certainly not enough
to make this place—uh, five times more dangerous than atomic bomb radiation!
Bai Xiaofei had originally planned to take advantage of the old guy's drunkenness
to wander around those places in the air-raid shelter that he wasn't usually allowed to go, but now he was a little scared… Heaven knows if those scientists left any other dangerous items inside besides their records ! If he stepped on that thing that quickly removes hair, that would be one thing, but what if he stepped on 　　a landmine with
expired loli transformation magic… Brrr. 　　 After marveling at the scientists' selfless courage in sacrificing themselves for science, Bai Xiaofei sighed softly, his eyes suddenly 　　turning lewd. He smiled at Pan Liluo and said, "Come... little beauty, let uncle give you a checkup..." 　　 Examining Pan Liluo, teaching her two techniques for "comforting" herself, and 　　exchanging food with Old Jiss through storytelling—these three things were Bai Xiaofei's only forms of entertainment in the air-raid shelter. 　　Besides satisfying his own urges and some ulterior motives, the most important thing was that Bai Xiaofei wanted to 　　use these pointless methods to achieve two things at once: repair Pan Liluo and find clues to his time travel. 　　 As for telling stories to Old Jiss, that was entirely Bai Xiaofei's own doing! 　　 In the beginning, the old white rat provided Bai Xiaofei with an unlimited supply of food, and also taught him 　　contemporary human language and a great deal of common sense. However, ever 　　since Bai Xiaofei casually recounted the untold story of Dongfang Bubai and Linghu Chong during Old Jisi's history class , his necessities 　　changed from being free to being paid—telling a story in exchange for a day's food. 　　 Fortunately, as a typical modern-day homebody, Bai Xiaofei excelled at reading novels, a "required course 　　." Thus, the following scene frequently occurred in the air-raid shelter: Pan Liluo remained in her position 　　, while Old White Mouse stood in front of a writing board, scribbling a bunch of nonsensical scientific formulas for the drowsy 　　Bai Xiaofei to learn. 　　 Once Old White Mouse was hoarse from talking and Bai Xiaofei was completely dizzy, their positions would switch. 　　Bai Xiaofei would then stand at the front, animatedly recounting stories like "Lu Xiaofeng vs. Wei Xiaobao" or "Kou Zhong and Xu 　　Ziling Join Forces to Capture Fatty Rogge"... Whenever this happened, Old White Mouse would leisurely take out a 　　bag of pistachios and share them with Bai Xiaofei. It leaned against the thick hay, its eyes half-closed, 　　a look of deep reminiscence on its face. 　　 Pan Liluo stood silently to the side, her gaze shifting, constantly learning and taking notes. 　　However, when the old white mouse was lecturing, the light in her eyes flickered slightly slower, as if she were merely recording 　　; but when Bai Xiaofei told a story, her eyes seemed to leap with intense intensity, almost overwhelming 　　. 　　 Well, expecting an AI that only knows 0s and 1s to understand 　　the profound realms of "Nine Swords of Dugu" and "No moves are better than moves" might be a bit of a stretch. But Bai Xiaofei still enjoyed watching Pan Liluo quietly contemplating 　　—it was beautiful! So graceful! So much like a real human being! 　　 As he pondered, Pan Liluo gracefully approached, asking in a muffled voice, "What are we checking today?" 　　 Bai Xiaofei replied with a smile, "Same as always. Remember what I taught you yesterday? Give me a demonstration 　　first..." 　　 Amidst the creaking of machinery, Pan Liluo began to sway expressionlessly, her slender waist 　　drawing alluring curves before Bai Xiaofei. Splits, high kicks, squats, hip swaying— 　　movements that even professional strippers would be ashamed to perform—clothes fluttered to the ground, revealing her alabaster-like body 　　to the air. 　　 Bai Xiaofei watched her graceful back and licked his lips: "Turn around..." 　　 Pan Liluo turned and walked gracefully towards Bai Xiaofei, her body swaying slowly. In just a few steps 　　, her full figure was on full display; every perfectly executed dance move was textbook-perfect. Her soft 　　, flowing figure was graceful and ethereal. She seemed to move with the lightness of a swallow in a tiny world, dancing gracefully. 　　 Bai Xiaofei, however, rested his chin on his hand, his eyes unusually devoid of any lustful glint, instead filled with 　　focused attention, as if admiring a rare work of art, or like a film director directing a camera 　　: "Lift your hips... twist your waist... lift your left leg slightly... um... turn... turn again..." 　　 As Pan Liluo stood on one leg in a posture that a normal human woman could hardly maintain her balance, her entire body 　　forming a "Y" shape, revealing her exquisite figure like a work of art, Bai Xiaofei's eyes finally 　　narrowed slightly. He imperceptibly wiped the corner of his mouth and murmured, "Lift your leg a little higher..." 　　 With a "creak," Pan Liluo did as she was told, spreading her legs into a graceful vertical line, revealing 　　the smooth, flat area between her legs—it was sealed! There was neither thick hair nor pink, tender buds, 　　only a patch of flat skin! 　　 Even after seeing it countless times, Bai Xiaofei still stared at the empty space in disappointment, unable to help but 　　sigh softly, gritting his teeth and wailing, "I really want to curse the person who created you! Why did they 　　make you an angel?! Don't they understand that such a beautiful woman without a lower body is like an 　　unpolished diamond? I still have so many tricks I can't teach you!" 　　 Pan Liluo maintained her tilted "T" shape, unusually carrying a hint of indescribable emotion, 　　and said calmly, "Human reproductive organs are useless to me. I think I'm already very good as I am. 　　Even if there were two more holes, it would only make it easier for you to vent your lust!" 　　 "Uh..." The word "lust" made Bai Xiaofei want to roll his eyes, but he finally looked at the expressionless...

Pan Lilu could only scratch her head, clearly unable to explain what a "real woman" was, nor able to refute
the fact that she had "released her lust." She could only change the subject, asking, "I remember you sometimes eat
...where do you put what you eat?"
Pan Lilu thought for a moment and calmly replied, "It seems there's some kind of device in my body that I don't understand,
converting this energy...including the protein that comes out of your genitals."
"Cough..." Bai Xiaofei finally couldn't help but cough violently. If she considered semen as protein
, then wouldn't his manhood be just a piece of easily digestible carbohydrate?
Pan Lilu's logic was indeed formidable! If the old white rat hadn't passed out, he would have already jumped
up, again shouting that he wanted to disassemble Pan Lilu and analyze her parts. However, Bai Xiaofei was clearly
uninterested in this magical energy conversion device. He simply walked forward as if following a script,
solemnly and pretentiously touching and flicking Pan Liluo's shapely breasts a few times, then asked somewhat dejectedly, "How come you forgot what I taught
you?"
Pan Liluo frowned slightly, helplessly closed her lips, and let out an alluring moan from her nose.
Bai Xiaofei perked up, listening intently like a conductor, and said seriously, "Right,
two notes lower..."
Pan Liluo groaned again, then said calmly, "This kind of sound vibration pattern
is meaningless except for wasting 0.5% of energy."
"For me, that's the greatest significance!" Bai Xiaofei ignored Pan Liluo's complaints, staring intently
at her cheeks and muttering to himself thoughtfully, "Why do I always feel like something's missing... This sound should be
perfect already..." After pondering for a long time with his hand supporting his chin, Bai Xiaofei suddenly had a flash of inspiration, clapped his
hands and exclaimed, "That's it, shyness! Blushing! How could a normal woman not blush when touched like this! You
should blush!"
Pan Liluo asked calmly, "Blushing? Is that the mechanism of shyness? How red does it need to be?"
Bai Xiaofei replied somewhat confusedly, "How would I know how red it needs to be... I don't have a palette,
just randomly blush and let me see!" "Bang—" The words had 　　barely left her lips
when a sound like a champagne bottle being popped rang out.
A plume of white smoke immediately billowed from Pan Liluo's mouth and nose, and it seemed even her joints were emitting wisps of smoke! Bai Xiaofei was startled and hurriedly waved his hand to drive away the smoke. He glanced at Pan Liluo's face and saw that 　　her fair complexion was flushed crimson, as if it were about to bleed! He quickly reached out to touch her cheek, 　　but immediately pulled his hand back—it seemed as if Pan Liluo's face was on fire, 　　at least several hundred degrees Celsius! 　　 "Stop! Stop! Stop…" Bai Xiaofei shouted urgently, "I just wanted you to blush, 　　not to braise or steam yourself—ah—ah!" 　　 The smoke gradually dissipated, and Pan Liluo stared blankly ahead, slowly saying, "My temperature control system 　　… seems… to have… malfunctioned…" With a thud, she collapsed to the ground. 　　 Bai Xiaofei, on the verge of tears, sat down on the ground and said with a wry smile, "Why do you 　　always make such a big fuss every time I ask you to do something new... Hey... are you still there?" 　　 Pan Liluo opened her mouth, and billowing smoke billowed from her throat as she answered in a hoarse voice 　　, "Self-repair program... starting up..." 　　 Bai Xiaofei jumped up and shouted, "Hold on, I'll get you some cold water to cool you down!" Damn, he was terrified 　　! Luckily, he hadn't thought of this move when teaching her to play the flute! If he had 　　done this while she was sucking his manhood... 　　 Just as Bai Xiaofei was running around in the air-raid shelter, a hover motorcycle quietly stopped 　　above the entrance. 　　 With a soft "thud," a figure nimbly leaped down from the motorcycle in mid-air and landed steadily 　　on the ground. The driver was a woman, whose proud figure looked very slender in the sunlight. She had short, shoulder-length blue 　　hair, and huge sunglasses obscured half her face, revealing only a delicate, porcelain-doll-like chin and slightly pursed 　　lips. She wore small, flat black boots, and a dark blue, tight-fitting bodysuit hugged her 　　exaggeratedly voluptuous figure, which seemed about to explode. A gleaming 　　badge of a high-ranking judge from the Alliance adorned her ample bosom. 　　 "A27, execute the scan! Range… one kilometer radius." The high-ranking female law enforcement officer glanced around 　　, her face cold as she gave the order to the motorcycle hovering in mid-air. 　　 "Scanning in progress… complete! Due to material obstruction, underground conditions are unknown… 　　no anomalies within a 1000-meter radius on the surface, no signs of life detected…" a synthesized electronic voice came from the motorcycle. 　　 The female law enforcement officer's expression turned cold, her thick eyebrows furrowing instantly: "Scan... confirm again." 　　 "Scan complete... situation confirmed!" 　　 "Fuck... not even a living person?" After confirming no one was watching, the beautiful officer 　　immediately changed her icy expression, cursing loudly and slumping unceremoniously onto the ground. Her long, slender 　　legs were spread wide in a completely unladylike manner, but unfortunately, she was wearing a bodysuit, obscuring what should have been a glimpse of her cleavage. "Sending such 　　a vibrant and beautiful woman like me to this place to arrest criminals is a complete waste... 　　are those guys in the Comprehensive Law Enforcement Department all incompetent?" 　　 "Because this area is a Level 5 danger zone... currently, all senior law enforcement officers authorized to enter this area 　　are on missions... other junior and intermediate judges cannot obtain authorization..." the vehicle's computer, A27, 　　replied meticulously. 　　 The beautiful law enforcement officer roared as she jumped up, "They were all on dates! Having fun!! They were all picking up girls! 　　Fishing for rich guys! Using their...things...to mess around everywhere!! Only I was slow...and ended up being the pitiful 　　victim...Damn it! I wanted to go on dates too!" The beautiful law enforcement officer's anger visibly 　　erupted, and large cracks appeared in the solid ground beneath her feet. The ground above the entrance to the level-five air-raid shelter...

The surface was as hard as granite, so you can imagine the strength of the beautiful law enforcement officer's legs!
This beautiful law enforcement officer was clearly oblivious to her violent behavior, continuing to roar: "
He's just a level three thief, he's even afraid of accidentally killing me while using me as a punching bag... How can there be such an idiot
! Hiding in a place where he could die at any moment? If he wanted to die,
wouldn't it be faster to just steal something from Noah's headquarters... A27, is this the right place? This godforsaken place!"
An electronic voice came from the motorcycle: "Pursuing unknown level three criminal, codename 0928! Coordinates being confirmed...
Last disappearance coordinates confirmed! Entry into the level five danger zone is required, please confirm permissions..."
The female law enforcement officer replied weakly: "Confirmed! Alliance Senior Law Enforcement Officer, Captain Evelyn, has been
authorized to enter this area."
"Confirming... Captain Evelyn, you have been authorized to enter this area to apprehend
criminal codename 0928! You may remain in this area for 5 hours..."
"Five hours?" Captain Avery casually tucked away her sunglasses and jumped down into the bunker. "If
it's not too dirty down there, I won't need to touch up my makeup... God bless that stupid thief is dead somewhere down there
. If that's the case, I should still be able to attend the 7 p.m. cocktail party..."
"Captain Avery... You are not wearing armor... Please note! According to Alliance Enforcement regulations,
armor must be worn in Level 5 areas!"
With A27's warning, Captain Avery had already quickly disappeared into the bunker tunnel.
At the same time, the old white rat, fast asleep in the air-raid shelter, suddenly sat up, its white fur standing on end,
its eyes flashing rapidly like broken light bulbs: "Intruder detected! Intruder... beep beep beep
... Intruder... beep beep beep... Intruder..."
"Ah... Are you possessed by a ghost or sleepwalking?" Bai Xiaofei, who was watering Pan Liluo's plants, was so startled that his hand
trembled, and a bowl of cold water spilled onto his crotch. The icy stimulation made him shudder for a while, as if he were ejaculating
. After listening for a while, he mustered his courage, grabbed his backpack from the ground, and swung it at the old white rat,
angrily saying, "If you've had too much to drink, just go to sleep! Let me give you a proper check, see if you
have any switches or buttons on you..."
Despite his words, Bai Xiaofei still carried the drunken Jisi to the haystack on the stone platform and laid him down, then
ran his fingers over the old white rat's entire body, from head to toe. Although both were male, one was a human and the other
a rat. The old white rat was no different from the little white rat from biology class whose skin was even peeled off back then;
Bai Xiaofei felt no resistance whatsoever.
In fact, it was a rare opportunity to see the old white rat unconscious. Bai Xiaofei's mind was filled with
words like treasure and secrets, and he didn't feel that his image of petting a large rat was indecent at all.
In his complete concentration, the old white rat's white fur even seemed to transform into iridescent hexagonal
crystals—Bai Xiaofei fantasized about being back six hundred years in the past, throwing bundles of banknotes at his target
while gritting his teeth and shouting, "Beauty, come here! Beauty, come here…beauty…"
"Boom…" A loud noise interrupted Bai Xiaofei's shouts! Amidst the flying dust, a
fist wrapped in a blue boxing glove burst through the wall opposite Bai Xiaofei. Before Captain Alfred even arrived, a suggestive
line drifted through the wall: "You're really... more impatient than me? Fine, for the sake of
calling me a beauty, I won't even use the door, I'll just walk through the wall to find you faster..."
Then, the fist retracted, followed by a series of demolition sounds—"Bang! Bang! Boom! Boom!"
Captain Alfred's fists and kicks punched a huge hole large enough for a person to pass through in the sturdy wall, kicking
up clouds of dust, and gradually revealing Alfred's exaggerated S-shaped figure through the smoke.
Bai Xiaofei stared wide-eyed at the hole in the wall, his mouth agape enough to fit an egg—calling
someone a beauty and they have a beauty? A rare, busty beauty at that! Could it be that my luck has really turned around? But this beauty
's temper is a bit too violent, isn't it? Is she another robot?
After the dust settled, Enforcer Avery Lucy casually stepped into the room, glanced around, and
lingered on the old white rat and Pan Liluo for two seconds each. Then, she nodded to Bai Xiaofei,
casually raising her hand as if meeting an old acquaintance, and greeted him with a very sunny smile, "Hi! Hello!"
We must say that spending nearly a month in close proximity to a highly intelligent rat and a humanoid machine
had caused severe logical confusion in Bai Xiaofei's fragile brain. So much so that his
first reaction upon seeing Miss Avery Lucy was neither surprise at the uninvited arrival of the beautiful visitor, nor fear of
the humanoid Tyrannosaurus Rex-like destructive power just displayed on the wall, but rather a silly nod, inexplicably replying,
"Hi, beautiful..."
As it turned out, this greeting bought him precious time and ultimately saved his life.
"Hmm? Hehe... How did you recognize me as a beauty even though I'm wearing such thick sunglasses?" Ivory
Lucy looked Bai Xiaofei up and down with a hint of amusement, thinking to herself—I originally thought the thief hiding here must be a
very lewd guy, who would run away at the sight of law enforcement officers. Unexpectedly, he's just a little boy, and
seems rather silly, not even afraid of me? Eh... I originally wanted to just knock him out and
arrest him, but I'll spare him for the sake of this 'beauty.' I'll let him surrender on his own, so he won't suffer any more pain.
Wow—such big breasts! At least a 36F, right? Weapons! Huge breasts! Stunning!
A series of adjectives jumped out of Bai Xiaofei's mind without thinking, but when the words "uniform fetish" appeared
, Bai Xiaofei suddenly snapped out of his brief moment of amazement. Uh, this uniform looks like—a police uniform?!
Unaware that he had been labeled a harmless young boy, Bai Xiaofei's short-circuited brain quickly
switched from a pervert encountering a beautiful woman to a thief encountering a policeman—
Old White Rat had mentioned this woman's attire before. Coupled with the destructive power he had witnessed firsthand, Bai Xiaofei immediately overturned his previous assessment.
The conclusions were diametrically opposed: Police! Cops! A humanoid Tyrannosaurus Rex! Danger!
The only saving grace was that Bai Xiaofei's long-term life as a recluse had numb him to all sorts of dramatic changes; at least his
facial expression remained unchanged.
A typical recluse like him, who could cry his eyes out while watching a comedy for dozens of hours straight and laugh heartily while watching a horror movie, still possessed some acting skills. So, although Bai Xiaofei's heart was pounding, his mouth
automatically rambled on: "Uh… even the thickest sunglasses would only make a real beauty more attractive
! Making you more perfect in someone's imagination, but absolutely unable to stop someone who truly appreciates you…
a so-called beauty is still a beauty even shrouded in endless darkness! First of all, judging from your body proportions
, it's a perfect golden ratio…"
He could spout lines from countless soap operas for
hours on end, even with his eyes closed. Seeing the humanoid tyrannosaurus's surprised, delighted, and thoroughly pleased expression, Bai Xiaofei
flattered her even more enthusiastically, inwardly groaning.
There's always a limit to how much time can be wasted; the female tyrannosaurus certainly wouldn't come to the air-raid shelter to drink tea, chat, and listen
to his nonsense… If she wasn't there to hunt him down, then someone from Noah's group had suddenly realized
the danger of this place and sent someone to destroy it. But regardless of the possibility, he was no match for this
humanoid tyrannosaurus who could smash walls like tofu. Surrender seemed to be his only option.
Bai Xiaofei secretly swallowed, watching the woman in front of him trembling with amusement—he wondered
where that damned "breast-enlarging gene" was in this air-raid shelter? If he gave this female tyrannosaurus an injection,
she might be crushed to death by his breasts, or at least too heavy to walk!
Time ticked by, and Captain Avery strolled around casually, glancing indifferently at
the empty bottles and various pieces of trash scattered on the floor of the hall. Her upturned lips slowly disappeared—damn it, she'd been engrossed
. She'd actually been standing here listening to him for a whole hour; didn't this guy get thirsty?
"Uh, well… you're very good at flattering people. I really wanted to listen a little longer, but you seemed to be in
a hurry, and I'm also in a rush… cough… so let's get straight to the point…
Mr. Third-Class Criminal 0928! You don't mind me calling you that, do you?" Avery finally interrupted Bai Xiaofei impatiently
: "I'm Captain Avery, a senior law enforcement officer of the Alliance, here specifically to arrest you… um, if you
cooperate and confess… given your good behavior, I might consider taking you on a date after your release
!"
0928? Bai Xiaofei's expression hardened slightly, and he immediately understood the policewoman's purpose. He felt a strange sense of relief
. So she was only here to arrest him. Old Giss and Pan Liluo should be safe now, right? He wondered if
Old Giss would secretly dismantle Pan Liluo after he was taken away.
But this female tyrant seemed to really like him; she even wanted to go on a date with him… Was his protagonist
mode kicking in? Knowing that Old Giss and Pan Liluo were safe, Bai Xiaofei's gaze immediately shifted to her impressive
breasts: "Um, beautiful officer… since you're in a hurry, how about I go on a date with you now
… I promise I'll do my utmost, even unto death… like, until I'm completely exhausted… and then,
how about you let me off the hook a little?"
"Hmm? I didn't expect you to be so sincere… I really want to agree." Avery
glanced at Bai Xiaofei with a half-smile, crossing her arms in a thoughtful gesture. This movement made her breasts appear even
more magnificent, instantly making Bai Xiaofei's eyes light up. Avery hesitated, torn between two options
, and continued, "But dating a criminal would lower my credit record... but
how can I refuse such a sincere request?"
Bai Xiaofei nodded repeatedly.
"So, if we absolutely have to go on a date now..." Avery drew out her words,
speaking decisively amidst Bai Xiaofei's lapdog-like movements, "I'll just have to kill you afterwards! That way
, we can both satisfy our eagerness to go on a date, and it won't tarnish my law enforcement record—a
win-win situation, what do you think?"
Bai Xiaofei's chicken-pecking movements abruptly stopped, and after a long pause,
he put on a pitiful expression and explained, "Uh... beautiful officer... I don't know what you're talking about... I only took a
little bit of food, it doesn't have to be this serious as killing someone!"
Captain Avery paused slightly, pouting and replying irritably, "But you've already taken it 17 times!
I really don't understand if you're an idiot or a pervert, don't you know that the Alliance punishes repeat offenders severely? You idiot
, Mr. 0928!"
Bai Xiaofei was speechless; it seemed that he couldn't just casually talk about his time travel.
If, as Old Giss said, even the technology of this era couldn't achieve this, then once he revealed his
identity, he would undoubtedly become a research subject in a laboratory! Research topics included "On the Physiological
Structure of Primitive Humans," "Monkeys, Humans, and Genes," and "Look! Our Evolutionary History," among others… And this outcome
seemed far worse than being mistaken for a thief.
In fact, in the last fifty years, the highly developed Alliance
has provided astronomical amounts of aid to the unemployed, disabled, and homeless. Those who don't want to work can stay home all day eating, drinking, and having fun;
all basic consumer goods are provided by the Alliance. Only a very few luxury items require the use of
credit diamonds earned through work.
In Alliance society, for ordinary people, unemployment is a joke, and work is merely a
pleasure.
All basic necessities are something every Alliance citizen has the right to receive free of charge in their own home. While
some criminals may commit crimes for luxury items or simply
out of psychological depravity, such as for women's underwear that cannot be sold in stores... Avery couldn't imagine that someone would repeatedly steal
such basic necessities.
This is even more idiotic than a thief stealing underwear—it's like you and your neighbor both have
hens that lay eggs every day, and you can have as many as you want. Would you take the eggs and sell them to your neighbor? Therefore
, stealing these things becomes a standard act of idiocy!
Captain Avelushi, of course, didn't know that the man in front of her was from six hundred years ago and didn't have any Alliance citizenship rights.
So she could only label Bai Xiaofei with terms like idiot or morbid… Well, although this idiot
is quite talented at flattering people! If he stood on the street every day
repeating those compliments to any random passerby, his income would definitely be better than stealing.
Unfortunately, being flattered by an idiot, no matter how eloquently the compliment, wouldn't bring any sense of accomplishment.
Enforcer Avery sighed and began her final attempt at persuasion: "In short, Mr. Idiot,
your actions have seriously violated Alliance law, and I must arrest you! Now, please cooperate and come with me
."
"Uh…please don't call me idiot! I have a name, I'm Bai Xiaofei!"
Avery replied impatiently. "Alright, I'm Senior Enforcer Captain Avery…so,
Mr. Idiot Bai Xiaofei, can we go now?"
Bai Xiaofei rolled his eyes and replied, "I solemnly warn you, Miss Avery, if you
call me idiot or perverted again, I'll give you a nickname too, 'Human Tyrannosaurus'!"
"Boom—Rumble—Rumble!"
After a loud bang, a delicate little arm appeared beside Bai Xiaofei's cheek, but
the fist at the end of the arm was unceremoniously embedded deep in the wall.
Bai Xiaofei was dumbfounded!
Captain Avery pulled her fist, which had just grazed Bai Xiaofei's cheek, from the wall. She affectionately
brushed the dust off his shoulder and smiled sweetly, her eyes narrowed. "I sincerely apologize for my choice of words... I won't
call you an idiot anymore... Well, so... Mr. Pervert, are you coming or not?"
"Fine... please, just call me an idiot, okay?"
Faced with the humanoid female tyrannosaurus who could pierce a bomb shelter wall with a single hand as easily as tearing a sheet of paper, Bai Xiaofei's feeble resistance was futile. He could only rub his burning cheek
and accept the title of idiot and pervert.
Avery smiled and said, "It would have been better if you had said this sooner! Now I'll give you five minutes to pack your things
... If this naked robot on the ground and that white pet over there are your personal property, you have the right to take
them with you. That way, they can continue to keep you company during your future imprisonment!"
It turned out that Avery had already seen through Pan Liluo's act as a doll; no wonder she didn't show any strange expression. Or
perhaps it would be harder to recognize Pan Liluo when she's dressed?
Bai Xiaofei thought for a moment and asked, "My robot is broken. Can I get
the parts to repair her while I'm incarcerated?"
Avelucy frowned and replied, "Then just throw it away... Third-degree criminals still have the right to basic human
rights. The Alliance will provide you with a new service robot free of charge while you're incarcerated!"
Bai Xiaofei shook his head, bending down to dress Pan Liluo as he replied, "I still prefer
this one."
Avelucy shrugged indifferently and said, "Whatever, just don't waste time... Mr. Pervert
..."
Pan Liluo's body was still burning hot, but it wouldn't burn Bai Xiaofei's hands anymore. Seeing
Bai Xiaofei dressing her, she slightly opened her mouth, but Bai Xiaofei immediately made a shushing gesture, indicating she should continue
to play dead and not make a sound.
According to Old Giss, Pan Liluo's structure, though primitive, was very ingenious. Moreover, its intelligent
system was absolutely at the top level of human technology at the time, which seemed quite bizarre! Therefore, Bai Xiaofei absolutely
refused to replace Pan Liluo with another completely new robot—even putting that aside, Pan Liluo's
appearance in this future world with him was inevitably intricately connected to his time travel, and might very well
be his only clue to returning to the past. Since Avelucia allowed him to take her away, Bai Xiaofei
would carry her, whether on his back, in his arms, or on his shoulders.
As for the old white rat… well, let it stay here and eat pistachios.

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