[A Strange Article - Ode to the Vagina]

The extraordinary essay "Ode to the Vagina"
describes the vagina as the female reproductive organ, a colloquial term for the genitals. It is the only way to give birth to sons and daughters; cesarean section is another
route.
Vaginas come in many forms, varying in color (black and white), texture (old and young), opening (tightness), and hair (sparseness).
Yet, their structure is largely the same: two open eyes, closed lips, an upper orifice for urination, and a lower orifice for discharge. Whether a wealthy heiress or
a modest young lady, none are exempt. It is also called the private parts, its beauty concealed because of its hidden location; beauty is sometimes called a source of trouble, though
it may occasionally reveal itself in extraordinary circumstances. This mere three inches of space has caused heroes to bow down, lecherous men
to perish, thugs to take risks, and writers and artists to be inspired. Countless works of art have been created because of it, and countless lives
have been lost because of it. Therefore, the saying, "The vagina is the source of human creativity (or evil)," is not without reason.
Vaginas are distinguished by their social status. A virtuous woman's vagina is priceless, requiring a thousand pieces of gold for a single touch; a prostitute's vagina can be obtained for a hundred coins
. What's the difference? It's not the vagina itself that differs, but the person from whom it is
born. As the saying goes, "Vaginas are all the same, but appearance matters," or "Women are all the same, the difference lies in their faces"—both convey the same principle. They are all vaginas ,
yet they differ greatly depending on the person who gives birth to them. A daughter of a wealthy family, a famous star, is sought after by princes and nobles; a poor, ugly woman, a faded
prostitute, is avoided by commoners. A top prostitute can earn a hundred coins for a single night's work; a beautiful woman from the north or south
can captivate a city with a single glance. Alas! What's the difference in vaginas? It's the people who differ!
The vagina has a smell, described as stinky or foul, yet even kings, generals, nobles,
and wealthy merchants find it unsightly to indulge in its filth; the vagina is sinful, costing wealth and death, like a bone-scraping steel knife or a gut-severing poison, capable of squandering even the richest fortune; the vagina is virtuous, giving birth to people and wealth, procreation, and
economic growth, its benefits undeniable by praise or condemnation. For ordinary people, one vagina can last a hundred years, contributing
to social stability; for high-ranking officials, a hundred vaginas a year can bring fame for their debauchery. The uses of the vagina are numerous. With
a penis, it's called insertion; with a palm, it's called touching; with a finger, it's called picking; with lips, it's called sucking; with a tongue, it's called licking; with a nose, it's called smelling; and with various instruments,
the variations are endless—in short, it's about playing. The way of playing with the vagina, the lecherous old man's intention is not in the vagina itself, but in playing with people. Playing with objects leads to the loss of ambition;
playing with people leads to the loss of morality. Confucius said, "I have never seen anyone who loves virtue as much as he loves beauty," showing how long morality has been neglected!
Peace and prosperity breed prostitution, but the masses of prostitutes cannot last long. Beautiful female escorts and "three-accompaniment" services are essentially
prostitutes selling their bodies; saunas, massage parlors, and foot massage parlors are simply places to buy sex. Even within the profession of prostitution, there are different levels
of skill. Those who sell to the public may gain wealth, but they are also prone to contracting diseases such as syphilis, gonorrhea, and AIDS, which can lead to financial ruin or even death. Those who sell to individuals
choose their partners carefully, their skill depending entirely on the size of their penis. A famous director's penis is only used by singers; a renowned
director's penis is only used by movie stars.
As for us ordinary, vulgar penises, we're like rabbits in one hole, constantly going in and out, men suffering, women enjoying,
families happy, self-sufficient—why not?
The old saying goes, "Don't let the good stuff go to outsiders," I say: "Only fuck your wife's pussy." If this were true, the world would be at peace, the people
would be happy, and society would be harmonious! I urge all you decent folks: mind your own business and don't covet other people's vaginas!
Whenever a friend says, "Let's go fuck a cunt!" I'm always quite surprised. How can a cunt be fucked? A cunt
is meant to be appreciated! Appreciating a cunt is like appreciating tea or wine; it's about savoring its color, shape, and flavor. That little cunt
contains a whole world. Some people say, "A cunt is a cunt, what's there to appreciate?" Wow! That's completely wrong!
Because there are no two cunts in the world that are exactly the same. Southern cunts and northern cunts are different; fat cunts and thin cunts are all different. Some
cunts, when those two fat, white legs are spread apart, hey! They fit perfectly; but some cunts, when that girl spreads her legs
apart, wow! The inside is completely exposed, truly revealing everything about the cunt.
In fact, simply put, there are big cunts, small cunts, and cunts that are neither too big nor too small. Some vaginas are
round and smooth, some are scarred and bruised, some are full of wrinkles... Some vaginas are high up, so they go astray when you fuck them
; some vaginas are low down, so they go straight to the anus when you fuck them! Some vaginas are like virgins, a winding
red line, quiet and steady; some vaginas bar their teeth and claws, as if they want
to swallow you whole when they see your big cock, and if they had a row of sharp teeth, damn! The man's little brother would be in grave danger.
A vagina is very, very beautiful, it has a tender little head that appears and disappears, and every time you lick it
, damn, it feels so good! It tries hard to stick its head out. There are also a pair of small, delicate labia and
a pair of large labia... The labia inside a vagina vary greatly. Some are as demure as daisies waiting to bloom, so
beautiful! They curl quietly inside the vagina, plump and tight. When they receive the nourishment of lovemaking
, you must look closely, very closely, as they slowly, slowly, little by little, unfold, opening and closing
like a clam. You absolutely mustn't miss the entire unfolding process! Of course, some
vaginas are different. The two labia are long and loose, drooping all the time, some even over
two inches long...
Of course, among these vaginas, there are rare gems. When you're having sex, those four
labia will tightly embrace your penis. When those long labia tightly envelop your big penis
, damn! That sight is a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Friends, have you ever seen such a beautiful sight?
Of course, vaginas vary in length; some are long and close to the anus, while others are short. And of
course, vaginas also vary in tightness. Some vaginas are tight…tight vaginas adjust their
tightness with your thrusting; when you quietly insert and stop thrusting, you can feel their writhing, a tightening and loosening
…buddy, can you feel it?
Some vaginas are quite different! Loose and deep, when your penis enters, it
's like entering an empty space, with no boundaries, making you feel uncertain. Even though the girl is screaming and yelling,
you always feel a sense of being fooled. Some vaginas are warm and cozy, giving your penis
a velvety comfort. But some vaginas are cool and cold, making you impotent after just one thrust.
Some vaginas are white, plump, and round, like a big white steamed bun; those vaginas are
pleasing to the eye. But some vaginas are flat, wrinkled, and concave, which annoy you.
Carefully appreciating a vagina will gradually bring you to a state of bliss, filling your eyes with poetic beauty. Appreciating a vagina, of course, requires careful attention.
Its smell...
You see, some vaginas smell sweet and fragrant, some always have a urine-like odor, some are colorless and odorless, some have
a strange smell after washing, some have no smell after washing, some emit a stuffy, suffocating
smell that can make you stumble, some have a foul, pungent smell, some originally had no smell
, but after getting an IUD, they develop a smell and are constantly leaking fluid...
Encountering a vagina with sweet and fragrant breath is your good fortune; that fragrance is intoxicating and dazzling. I think
even the Fragrant Concubine of yesteryear couldn't compare. If you encounter a foul and stinky vagina, you can only consider yourself unlucky! Whenever
you walk down the street, you can smell the vaginal scent on every woman... Friend, can you smell it?
Please smell carefully; that vaginal scent can drift from a great distance. Please smell it carefully!
To appreciate a vagina, of course, you must appreciate the treasure within—vaginal fluid. Wow! That water is amazing! No wonder a famous
poet (whose name I don't remember) once wrote, "The water from the vagina comes from the sky..." and lamented
, "Don't let the fat vagina face the moon in vain." He also wrote the immortal lines, "A thousand pieces of gold, a dappled horse, call the boy to exchange them for vaginal water..."
That vaginal water is sweet, clear, and sticky. If you gently touch it with your finger, you can pull out long threads.
It's a highly nutritious tonic; it's said that taking four "vagina dates" daily can prolong life. However,
if you encounter a vagina that oozes colorful liquid mixed with lumps, I suggest you stay away and
make a quick getaway!
The most amazing thing about a vagina is that no matter how much you rub it, it doesn't develop calluses. Look,
whether you're using an eggplant, cucumber, rolling pin, or a vibrator, you can pound away as hard as you can, and nothing happens
... It's truly incredible. Some vaginas are even more peculiar, they have suction! Never seen that before!
Appreciating pubic hair. Of course, appreciating a vulva involves appreciating its pubic hair. Look, the pubic hair grows in all sorts of strange shapes and sizes. Some are
thick and bushy, no less than a strong, muscular man; others are completely hairless, commonly known as a "white tiger." Generally, it's shaped like an inverted triangle, some are
jet black, some are light and thin. Most are soft and curly, while some are straight like a bristling head. I once encountered a vulva
with yellow pubic hair; I wonder if it had been dyed with hair oil? Some pubic hair extends all the way to the anus,
incredibly sexy.
To appreciate a vulva, you must gently touch, softly lick, and slowly sip… Have you ever tried having the girl's legs spread apart
? When tasting the clear spring within the vulva, you should curl your tongue into a tube shape; that way, you'll better appreciate
the unique flavor of the vaginal fluid. Try it carefully; that slightly sour and sweet taste is wonderful, but unfortunately, it's hard to find.
Some vaginas can talk… Friend, try it. On a quiet first night, gently lick a girl's
vagina. The girl moans wildly, her full body writhing fervently. Listen carefully
, you'll hear a "plop…plop…plop…" sound coming from her vagina. She'll also
moan "ah…ah…" next time you lick a vagina, listen carefully! That unique
sound is so beautiful! I think you won't find that sound anywhere else in the world.
Please appreciate vaginas, don't fuck them! Don't be someone who beats, rapes, hates, or curses vaginas. Be
someone who loves, protects, and cherishes vaginas. If you do that, which vagina wouldn't rush to let us play with it?
This is my rudimentary understanding of vaginas; please offer valuable advice if there are any inaccuracies
!

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