[These eccentric people do all sorts of bizarre things; you'll laugh out loud when you see them.]

1. A fashionable woman came to see the doctor. The doctor told her to register first. She said unhurriedly, "It's okay, you'll get your turn. Go see the doctor first, we'll settle the bill later." Doctor

: "Then at least buy me a medical record book to write in."

2. "Brother-in-law, are you there?"

"Yes, what's up?" "

My sister went to work overtime, right?"

"Yes!"

"Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"You're 18, you're an adult!"

"But I'm afraid to sleep

alone!" "Get lost, what's a grown man afraid of!"

3. A gigolo and a rich second-generation were arguing. Rich second-generation: A grown man like you, relying on a woman, isn't that shameful?

Gigolo: You can live off your dad, but I can't live off my wife?

Rich second-generation: I live off my dad because my dad is capable. Gigolo

: I live off my wife because I'm capable. I found my wife myself, your dad didn't find you, did he?

4. My wife owns a shoe store, and she had to ask her brother-in-law to watch the store temporarily because of something.

A little while later, three women came in and asked, "Handsome, how much are the shoes?

" "They're on display!

" "I'm asking how much a pair is?"

"Two are a pair."

"I think you misunderstood me. I wanted to ask about the price

." Just then, my wife came over, and he immediately said, "You have to ask her for the price."

5. A: What do you think is the most disgusting thing to do?

B: Do yourself!

A: How? B

: Go to a factory and have an inflatable doll made with your own face!

A: Right, the Japanese are the most disgusting...

6. I have a weird roommate who's extremely sloppy. One day, her blanket came undone, and I was about to get her a needle and thread when she grabbed a stapler from the table and stapled it shut.

7. Roommate: Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure, but you've already asked one question.

Roommate: Can I ask you two questions then?

//lyqinxiang.com">Lalala HD Online Video www Movie Me: Okay, but you've already asked two questions.

Roommate: Can I ask you four questions then?

Me: Okay, but you've already asked four questions.

Roommate: When?

Me: Now.

Roommate: Damn it

! 8. One day, a few roommates were eating in the cafeteria. The TV in the lobby was playing a Qing Dynasty drama. After finishing their food, they wanted to wipe their mouths but found they didn't have any tissues. So they asked their roommates, "Does anyone have any tissues?" As soon as they finished speaking, a long, soft eunuch voice came from the TV: "The Emperor has decreed."

9. Today in class, the girl sitting in front of me was caught playing on her phone by the teacher and was being scolded while standing.

While scolding her, the teacher said, "If you continue like this, how will you earn money in the future? Will you be able to support yourself?"

I was furious at that moment, stood up, slammed my hand on the table, and shouted: "I'll support you!!!" "

The classroom fell silent instantly. The girl turned and glanced at me, then slammed her phone to the ground...

10. In first grade, I received the 'Three Good Student' award for the first time, and I went up to receive it at the assembly.

My homeroom teacher said, 'You're the first one up, so you must be polite.'
I nodded solemnly.

When the principal gave me the certificate, I took it with both hands, then knelt down and kowtowed three times to the principal."
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