The Romantic Monk's Hunt for Women Author: Wang Nian Shisan Shao ([Complete] Version)

The Romantic Monk's Hunt for Women
Author: Wang Nian Shisan Shao

Word Count: Approx. 1.38 million
Volume 1 Prologue The Old Monk Shot His Pose

This story involves: urban romance, supernatural powers and action, and extreme wish fulfillment. Please enjoy!

This is the most tranquil place in the Taihang Mountains, the heart of the entire Taihang Mountain range.

Here, the trees are lush, the streams flow constantly, the earth is verdant, the sky is azure, and
thick white clouds float in the sky!

Beside a clear lake at the top of the mountain, there are two low, dilapidated temples. In front of the temples is a small wooden archway
, and on the top of the archway, a few characters are crookedly pieced together with tree roots: "Authentic Shaolin Temple." Those with poor eyesight
would absolutely not be able to see the oracle bone script-like structure of the characters!!

"Old monk? What did you say? Let me down the mountain?" "

At this moment, a young monk, about twenty-two or twenty-three years old, dressed in a tattered, patched-up robe
, was asking the old monk, who was meditating with his eyes closed in the small hall, a question with a puzzled expression.

This old monk was the 108th generation successor of this dilapidated temple, and also the master of the young monk before him!

His Dharma name was Mengyi!

Judging from his appearance, his bald head was adorned with nine black ordination marks, the symbol of the abbot of the temple!
His skin was bronze-yellow, his face was covered with deep lines, and he had a messy, white goatee. His thick, square black eyebrows were now
slightly furrowed...

"Sigh...!" After a long while, the abbot let out a long sigh, slowly opened his eyes, and said solemnly
, "This old monk is about to report to the Buddha. Why are you still so easily startled? Hmm?
"

"I say, old monk! Report to the Buddha? With your lecherous appearance, you'll be reporting to Guanyin Bodhisattva when you die!" 　　The boy rolled his eyes, curled his lip, and replied with disdain,
" 　　I say, you little rascal..." The old monk was about to yell at him, but then slapped his forehead and muttered, "Your idea is not bad. Hmm... I still need to think about it carefully..." 　　"Hehe... Master, everyone in the world says you are aloof, but I know you have a lot of hidden money, right? Everyone in the world praises your purity of heart, but I also know you are still quite vigorous!" Seeing that the old monk had imprisoned him for more than ten years and suddenly wanted to let him go down the mountain, the young monk felt a vague unease, but he didn't know what the problem was. He kept teasing him, and even raised his eyebrows at the old monk. 　　"Ahem..." After hearing the young monk's words, the old monk straightened his posture and retorted with feigned composure , "Slander! Don't try that on me!" "Hmph." " 　　Oh...you still won't admit it??" Seeing the old monk's pretentious and arrogant demeanor, the young monk pulled out his iPhone 4 from his cup, waved it in his hand, and grinned lewdly, "The truth will out... hehe ...could it be that you've already forgotten what you did secretly the night before we returned from the EU martial arts competition last month?" 　　"Hmph." The old monk stared intently at the phone in the young monk's hand, his bronze-colored face flushing red, but he still tried to remain calm, saying, "Hmph...this old monk is upright...sitting properly..." 　　"Ah...oh...onbaby...!" "..." Just as the old abbot was about to make a righteous and righteous argument , the small temple, built of mud and tiles, began to echo with the desperate moans of a foreign woman ... 　　"This old monk has... has... has..." 　　At this moment, the old monk was completely helpless against the young monk in front of him, his face alternating ... 　　"Hehe... You're really not bad! You've got the foreign woman!" After the old monk finished his recording and thrust , the young monk, with a strange expression, walked over to the old monk and sat down next to him. 　　"..." After a moment of silence, the old monk's expression finally returned to normal. His eyes darted around, and he changed the subject: "I'm telling you, kid, stop with the nonsense. One word, do you want to go down the mountain?" 　　"Haha...! Speak up, what is it?" After teasing the old monk, the young monk knew that the old monk had something to tell him, so he asked with a serious face. 　　"You've been freeloading here for almost twenty years, you can't just eat and drink for free, can you? Now I'm old, and I don't have anything left to teach you. It's time for you to go down the mountain." 　　The little monk rolled his eyes at these words he'd heard countless times, thinking: "You old lecher ! I've been working myself to the bone for you for over ten years, carrying water, massaging, and even doing acupuncture for you. I've endured your 'perverted 18 Arhats' for over ten years, and in recent years I've even helped you with martial arts competitions for free ... and you, with just one sentence, you say I owe you something?" 　　Despite these thoughts, the little monk knew it was for his own good, so he habitually pursed his lips and remained silent . 　　"Here you go!" the old monk said, ignoring the little monk's thoughts, and threw a small cloth bundle at him. "I've packed your things. As for how you owe me , it's written in that bundle. Now get up and go to XX airport, then take a non-stop flight to SH." 　　"Hehe... Master! It's not like here in the temple where we can grow our own vegetables, raise our own pigs, and slaughter them to eat. Everything costs money there. Don't you think you should..." The little monk also wanted to have some fun outside. Seeing that the old monk was really sending him away this time, he grinned and used his left hand to lift his bundle, while his right hand approached the old monk's face, his thumb and forefinger rubbing together... 　　"Whoosh..." Suddenly, the old monk slapped the ground with both palms, his entire body rising into the air. After rolling a few times in the air, he stood steadily in front of the little monk, squinting at him, a slight smile playing on his lips ...Upon seeing this expression, the young monk's lips twitched, and his right eyelid began to twitch incessantly. His mind screamed: Run...danger! 　　"Hehe..." The old monk broke the silence with a sly laugh and shouted, "Set up a send-off formation!" 　　"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..." As soon as the voice faded, several golden phantoms darted out from behind the golden Buddha in the center of the small hall ...

"Lingbo Weibu..." Before the illusory figure even touched the ground, the little monk silently chanted in his mind and vanished without a trace
...

Turning around, behind the old monk stood more than a dozen burly
men, clad in yellow robes with their left shoulders exposed, their bodies seemingly plated with gold, displaying various imposing moves... accompanied by shouts of "Ah!" and "Heh!"...

"Hehe," Abbot, that recording just now really got the brothers excited... Could you play it
again ? A shorter bronze figure approached the old monk with a fawning smile and said wickedly.

"Hmm? Do you still want a share of this month's incense money?" The old monk's face showed a threatening expression...

"Uh...!" "I'm not listening anymore, brothers! Let's go, let's go to the other side of the lake and spar with Abbess Miejue..."

"..." The old monk was speechless. If his mistress, Miejue, found out, it would be terrible
. She'd either cut off his manhood or beat him half to death...

"You guys are ruthless!" With that, he pulled out the iPhone 4 he'd snatched from the young monk,
threw it at the group with a dark face, and thought to himself: Don't let me catch you red-handed, or I'll kill you...

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