Drifting

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this novel, I feel it's necessary to introduce some of my college roommates and brothers. My eldest, Wang Xiaojun: He was said to weigh only 4 pounds at birth. His tall and imposing father had originally named him Wang
Jun, hoping he would be as strong as a soldier. However, upon seeing the name, he was greatly disappointed, estimating that he was born weak and unlikely to achieve much later in life, so he added the character "Xiao" (small) in the middle. His father even suspected his spouse of infidelity because of this. Back then, there was no DNA testing, otherwise, he would have taken Xiaojun for a paternity test long ago. When Xiaojun was young, he was often beaten up by classmates for no reason, and even female classmates would boss him around. Fortunately, he grew like crazy in junior high school, gradually escaping the bullying. By the time he entered university, he was already 1.8 meters tall, broad-shouldered and burly, inspiring awe in others. Now, he owns a pharmacy supermarket in his hometown and is happily running his own small business.

The second brother, Yang Wei, is extremely ordinary-looking, even somewhat ugly, but he is incredibly knowledgeable and often speaks philosophically. He can see through the superficial appearances of things and pinpoint their essence, which makes us admire him but also a little afraid of him. Yang Wei is especially good at playing the guitar, writing his own lyrics and composing music. His biggest dream is to be a wandering singer, which we call "Impotence" because of his voice. He is currently the manager of the planning department at a game company.

The fourth brother, Ding Jianhong, idolizes Sherlock Holmes and dreams of becoming a world-famous detective. I've heard him laughing wildly in his sleep several times: "Dr. Siri, surrender! I've suspected you from the very beginning." So we call him "Little Sherlock." This guy has an unusual passion for the detective industry. A year after arriving in Guangzhou, he quit the job that Zhou Yang had painstakingly found for him and started his own underground investigation company. In the first six months, he only got two jobs, helping someone find two lost cats. However, he was lucky. When he was almost at his wit's end, he met an elderly Taiwanese man who had returned to the mainland to search for his relatives. He volunteered to help the old man find his family members who had been scattered for 50 years. Two months later, he managed to find the person that even the authorities had failed to locate. In addition to giving him a large sum of money, the elderly Taiwanese man also lavishly praised him on television and in newspapers, making Ding Jianhong famous overnight. Now, although he is still not a high-IQ criminal, he is definitely the top choice for single men and women who want to investigate their unfaithful spouses. We often joke that he is the "executioner of happy families."

The youngest is Zhou Yang. This kid is not tall, only 1.65 meters, but he is handsome and clever, and very popular with girls. Just over ten days after entering the school, he secretly wrote an agreement and posted it in the cafeteria. The full text is as follows:

Party A: All students of the university

Party B: All staff of the cafeteria

This agreement is based on the principle of mutual understanding and respect (i.e., the cafeteria understands the students' behavior, and the students respect and adapt to the level of the school's chefs)!

Party B (i.e., the cafeteria) must meet the following requirements:

Article 1: The diameter of fried cakes and pies must exceed 5 centimeters.

Article 2: The number of times cockroaches appear in the filling of buns must not exceed three times per week on average.

Article 3: The meat content in meat dishes must exceed 5%, and the sand content in rice must be less than 10%.

Article 4: Some home-style dishes should be labeled with their names, or at least 10 students should be able to distinguish their ingredients.

Article 5: Steamed buns and twisted rolls must be whole and cannot have been bitten by others or have rodent teeth marks left behind.

Article 6: After each meal is cooked, the chef must personally taste it in front of at least five students. If the food stays in his mouth for more than 10 seconds, it can be served to students.

Party A ( Students must abide by the following rules
: First: Do not carve the chef's name on the cafeteria walls, hang dead cockroaches next to them, or hold memorial services.

Second: Do not throw highly dangerous hard objects such as steamed buns or rolls at the chef's neck or lower body.

Third: If vomiting is caused by food, do not deliberately go to the food serving window and vomit at the cafeteria staff to affect their appetite.

Fourth: Do not ask pretty girls to bring more than ten lunchboxes to the window at once.

Fifth: If a female student finds a legally dead cockroach in her steamed bun, the volume of her scream must not exceed 90 decibels.

Sixth: Do not use cafeteria food as a game. The penalty for losing the game.

Article 7: If there are chicken feet in the food that day, no one is allowed to stick their middle finger up in the rice bowl to protest to the chef.

Both parties must strictly abide by the above clauses. The party that violates the rules will be punished by eating all the leftover food in the cafeteria that day.

The students who went to eat breakfast that day were all impressed after seeing this agreement, and many girls even inquired about the hero's name. Zhou Yang's father had been making money in Guangzhou for a long time, so he was the richest one among us. This guy claimed that he lost his virginity in junior high school and had slept with countless women. He once had the proud record of seven times in one night, and he often talked about the secrets of seducing women during our regular late-night talks, leaving us young boys dumbfounded, our hearts pounding, and the liquid flowing from our mouths like the Lushan Waterfall described by poets. So, it was only natural that we called him " "Seven Times a Night" is a nickname for "Zhou Lang." Today, Zhou Yang is the owner of a construction company, often building shoddy projects.

Oh, and I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm the third of five brothers, and besides my good looks, I don't have any other special talents. Because of my handsome appearance, these guys have always referred to me as "Toad" (a play on words, implying I'm a frog prince). Now I'm the outsourcing and recycling manager at Guangzhou Zhongyu Electronics Co., Ltd., directly managing several hundred people. My life is rather decadent. (

Preface Two)

Before reading this novel, let's play a game. Here's a multiple-choice question:

We all know clothes are for keeping warm, but our ancestors initially only used leaves or animal hides to cover their groin area. Why did they only cover that part?

a. That place is more afraid of the cold. 　　b . To cover 　　one's shame. c. Temptation 　　.

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